A bomb just exploded my window in*

amdublin

*Well that's what I thought happened.


But then I realised the kids across the road had kicked their football at my house and smashed the window in. I got an awful shock

Nearly spilled my vodka as well :eek:

Grrrr *shakes fist* :mad:

(a) what do you think their punishment should be?
(b) any glaziers out there who can give me an idea of the price of a single pane of glass 21x49 with kind of a fake leading design on it?!

FlutterinBantam

Exploded? Exploded!

Kicked the ball out through your window from the side of your couch did they??

jd007

And the misdleading thread title of the year award goes to.......

amdublin

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

Exploded? Exploded!

Kicked the ball out through your window from the side of you couch did they??

So I'm lying on the couch drinking my vodka.

Curtains are closed.

When suddenly there is an unmerciful bang, thump and smashing of glass.

I thought it was a bomb going off outside! But it was apparently just a football.

mikom

amdublin wrote: »

(b) any glaziers out there who can give me an idea of the price of a single pane of glass 21x49 with kind of a fake leading design on it?!

Try this .............. education@manutd.co.uk

amdublin

jd007 wrote: »

And the misdleading thread title of the year award goes to.......

You love me, you really love me.

Why thank you *takes a bow*

**Timbuk2**

Ring Joe Duffy and complain. I'm sure he'll sympathise with you.

Closed ac

So.. "a bomb exploding outisde your window" was a ball hitting your window.

Anti-climax or what..

amdublin

This story gets worse!!!!

To settle my nerves after the shock of it all I order me a nice Dominos pizza.

And they send the bloody wrong order!!!!

They're sending the correct one now but it'll take another half hour and I had to haggle with them to send me a free dessert for the inconvenience.

Joe will definitely be getting a call about all of this on Monday.

FlutterinBantam

amdublin wrote: »

This story gets worse!!!!

To settle my nerves after the shock of it all I order me a nice Dominos pizza.

And they send the bloody wrong order!!!!

They're sending the correct one now but it'll take another half hour and I had to haggle with them to send me a free dessert for the inconvenience.

Joe will definitely be getting a call about all of this on Monday.

The wrong order!!! the wrong order?

Not the wrong Pizza?

alwaysadub

amdublin wrote: »

This story gets worse!!!!

To settle my nerves after the shock of it all I order me a nice Dominos pizza.

And they send the bloody wrong order!!!!

They're sending the correct one now but it'll take another half hour and I had to haggle with them to send me a free dessert for the inconvenience.

Joe will definitely be getting a call about all of this on Monday.

Get the little fcuker who broke your window to pay for the pizza-it's good for shock. Along with a bottle of vodka. Seen as you spilt yours.

amdublin

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

The wrong order!!! the wrong order?

Not the wrong Pizza?

Yeah the wrong pizza

I ordered bbq base, chicken and s.corn and they sent no bbq, chicken and mushroom eeugh

Poor amdub

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

**Timbuk2** wrote: »

Ring Joe Duffy and complain. I'm sure he'll sympathise with you.

Nah, Joe sympathises with the rapists who can't finds a place to live now. He's gone. Gone over to the the other side. He'll probably blame Amdublin for being harsh on a bunch of poor innocent little kids just getting up to some mischief and making the most of their short-lived youth. Bloody liberal bleeding-heart pinko is all Joe is now.

FlutterinBantam

amdublin wrote: »

Yeah the wrong pizza

I ordered bbq base, chicken and s.corn and they sent no bbq, chicken and mushroom eeugh

Poor amdub

Good enough for you.

Don't be letting kids play football in your living room.

Bad things can happen:cool:

RonMexico

Yeah surprises generally suck although about ten minutes ago some Dominos pizza muppet came to my door with a pizza - bbq base, chicken and s.corn. I was like -

"Yeah...er... how much."
"You paid by credit card didn't you?"
"Oh yeah...cheers!":D

Kent Brockman

amdublin wrote: »

*Well that's what I thought happened.


Nearly spilled my vodka as well :eek:

Ahh, it is becoming a bit clearer now;)

jd007

amdublin wrote: »

This story gets worse!!!!

To settle my nerves after the shock of it all I order me a nice Dominos pizza.

And they send the bloody wrong order!!!!

They're sending the correct one now but it'll take another half hour and I had to haggle with them to send me a free dessert for the inconvenience.

Joe will definitely be getting a call about all of this on Monday.

Damn it I thought you were gonna say the pizza exploded in your face!

amdublin

RonMexico wrote: »

Yeah surprises generally suck although about ten minutes ago some Dominos pizza muppet came to my door with a pizza - bbq base, chicken and s.corn. I was like -

"Yeah...er... how much."
"You paid by credit card didn't you?"
"Oh yeah...cheers!":D

That's my pizza!!!! That's MY pizza!!!!

Kent Brockman wrote: »

Ahh, it is becoming a bit clearer now;)

I love my vodka

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

Don't be letting kids play football in your living room.

No they were outside. I was in the living room.


Anyone got an idea on how much the glass will cost???

brian ireland

amdublin wrote: »

Anyone got an idea on how much the glass will cost???

Glass of Vodka with a mixer 5 euro. Your barmy story. Priceless!! BOOM!!!!

Daemos

Kick it back through one of their bedroom windows when they're sleeping

That'll learn 'em

VampiricPadraig

Make the wee c**** pay for the window, the vodka and the pizza!

Ruining your night. HOW DARE THEY!!!

MagicMarker

amdublin wrote: »

This story gets worse!!!!

To settle my nerves after the shock of it all I order me a nice Dominos pizza.

And they send the bloody wrong order!!!!

They're sending the correct one now but it'll take another half hour and I had to haggle with them to send me a free dessert for the inconvenience.

Joe will definitely be getting a call about all of this on Monday.

They're so gonna spit on your pizza.

IrishManSaipan

amdublin wrote: »

But then I realised the kids across the road had kicked their football at my house and smashed the window in. I got an awful shock

Was it a goal?

1071823928

dominos are crap! one time i ordered a pizza and it never even came...

bad news about getting bombed aswell! not your day is it??!

Nodster

......but were the kids offside??

Time to hand them the Red Card

amdublin

hanner wrote: »

bad news about getting bombed aswell! not your day is it??!

Thanks for the thoughts hanner.

Yeah it's been a bad day for me alright. Like god I hope I nothing else else bad happens to me this weekend. You know like worse than getting bombed today can only be getting hit by a bus tomorrow. Oh jebus I hope I haven't jinxed myself.

Mint Sauce

amdublin wrote: »

(a) what do you think their punishment should be?

get them to clean the mess, replace the windows, and buy you a new bottle of vodka, assuming their fake ID gets them served

amdublin wrote: »

(b) any glaziers out there who can give me an idea of the price of a single pane of glass 21x49 with kind of a fake leading design on it?!

ask in you local forum, unless you from dublin then leave it here

WIZE

Did you get the new Skysports 3D . Sounds Great

1071823928

no problem
did you cover up your window? id say your room is very cold now?
i have visions of people sticking their heads in to tell you your window's broken.....

amdublin

Yes I taped a plastic bag over the hole. Then I taped a few layers of newspaper, then some more plastic bag, then some more newspaper.

Then I closed the curtains and put a cushion from the couch up against it.

Then I lit a fire. Cos I think there still is a bit of a draught coming in.

I really hope it won't cost a lot to fix.

FlutterinBantam

amdublin wrote: »

That's my pizza!!!! That's MY pizza!!!!



I love my vodka



No they were outside. I was in the living room.


Anyone got an idea on how much the glass will cost???

So your window imploded then,is that what you are trying to say??

Your English is not great

Loopy

So your front window has been smashed in so you go on boards and then order a pizza?

Darksaga87

This thread is as disappointing as my first sexual encounter in a field.....

(With a human BTW, so no one try to be funny.:mad:)

Loopy

Darksaga87 wrote: »

This thread is as disappointing as my first sexual encounter in a field.....

(With a human BTW, so no one try to be funny.:mad:)

Be prepared, there are some baaaastards on here..

amdublin

Loopy wrote: »

So your front window has been smashed in so you go on boards and then order a pizza?

But sure what else could I do about it on a Saturday night?

Btw, I'm on boards, ordered a pizza and drinking vodka.

Darksaga87

Loopy wrote: »

Be prepared, there are some baaaastards on here..

Yeah i cant wait, if i seen some else post that, id be all over it!!:D

amdublin

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

So your window imploded then,is that what you are trying to say??

Your English is not great

Yeah I'm sorry. I was still in shock and traumatised when I first posted this thread.

Mint Sauce

sorry OP, but your night is going to get worse, my dominos pizza arrived in 15 minutes, 10 quicker then what they told me, and it was the right one

Loopy

amdublin wrote: »

But sure what else could I do about it on a Saturday night?

Btw, I'm on boards, ordered a pizza and drinking vodka.

Well look the main thing is not to panic yeh....;)

amdublin

Great, just bloody great. It's snowing again.

http://boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055834233

It's snowing again. And me with no glass in my window from the bomb.

Just bloody great.

Mint Sauce

amdublin wrote: »

Great, just bloody great. It's snowing again.

http://boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055834233

It's snowing again. And me with no glass in my window from the bomb.

Just bloody great.

and the pizza delevery fella cant get his moped through the snow

IrishManSaipan

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

Your English is not great

Its only the interweb, not a fooking Shakespearean play!:)

brian ireland

IrishManSaipan wrote: »

Its only the interweb, not a fooking Shakespearean play!:)

I tinhk FlutterinBantam was ownly haven a laff

KittyeeTrix

amdublin wrote: »

Great, just bloody great. It's snowing again.

http://boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055834233

It's snowing again. And me with no glass in my window from the bomb.

Just bloody great.

Jeez, it's all goin tits up with your cosy Sat night in:D

1071823928

sure its not all bad op, you got sent the wrong pizza but then they brought you another so its 2 for the price of one!!
winner!!!

JonathanAnon

jd007 wrote: »

And the misdleading thread title of the year award goes to.......

Yeah fairly exaggerated title alright. Martin Cullen would probably have described a ball coming through his window as similar to "being raped repeatedly every morning"... ;-)

I feel sorrier for having lost the vodka though. that's happened to me before.

amdublin

hanner wrote: »

sure its not all bad op, you got sent the wrong pizza but then they brought you another so its 2 for the price of one!!
winner!!!

True!

Hey if anyone wants a chicken, s/corn, mushroom pizza send me a pm and I'll pop it in the post for you.

1071823928

can i have it???

amdublin

Definitely Hanner! You've been really nice to me tonight.

Now with the snow and being frozen to the couch with the cold coming in from the window which was damaged by the bomb it might be next week before I can get it to you. I should be thawed out by then I reckon.

This okay?

I just hope I'll be able to get to the post office, like hope I won't have lost any toes or a foot or something from the frostbite.

1071823928

cool thanks!! i love pizza!!!!
yum yum!!
just put some winter woolies and a pair of wellies on and you'll be fine!!

Fluorescence

Darksaga87 wrote: »

This thread is as disappointing as my first sexual encounter in a field.....

(With a human BTW, so no one try to be funny.:mad:)

You're not human? :eek: I KNEW IT! *backs away slowly*