Best invention before sliced bread?

recylingbin

Was it bread?

Mark200

The wheel

theboss80

a bread slicer......

epgc3fyqirnbsx

vol au vonts?

BluesBerry

Scones

PCPhoto

butter

dr gonzo

Farming...and thus human advancement begins!

PCPhoto

no...no....wait...... it was this thread !!!

Mimikyu

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Dragons Revenge

I was gonna say the wheel, but someone beat me to it. So I'll say women. Or sheep.

The_Kew_Tour

Internet

antodeco

Incest

speedboatchase

Religion

Riamfada

Thanks Whores

Wolflikeme

Unsliced bread.

Rented Mule

I'm with Grimes ....the answer is WHORES !!

MrPain

Jedward

cian1500ww

Bread :P

Bolag_the_2nd

Loo Roll

Encoder1970

Butter

My name is URL

What did they do with bread before someone had the brilliant idea of slicing it?

m5ex9oqjawdg2i

Common sense

BaelNaMblath

Yeast-risen dough, or the fulcrum.

jd007

cake with cocaine raisins

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MrPain wrote: »

Jedward

Before sliced bread.

dvpower

Sliced bread wasn't an invention - it was a discovery.:p

Alessandra

A knife for killing and hunting animals.

Bolag_the_2nd

Alessandra wrote: »

A knife for killing and hunting animals.

would that be for Jedward????

Alessandra

Bolag_the_2nd wrote: »

would that be for Jedward????

Leave Jedward alone! There wouldn't be much meat on them anyway:D

Blisterman

Sliced Ham.

AnonoBoy

You know that rubber thing that you screw into the wall in the bathroom to stop your door bashing against the metal knobby bit at the end of the towel rail and putting a hole in your door and making your bathroom look a bit sh*t?

That thing probably.

cock robin

Flour

mariaf24

I just signed in to say flour too!!

IvySlayer

Captain Morgan wrote: »

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Surely it would've been the second wheel? Rich Hall would agree.

No invention can possibly match up to sliced bread. It set the marker, and nothing surpassed it yet.

Mint Sauce

contact lenses

theboss80 wrote: »

a bread slicer......

surely that came before sliced bread

The Shtig

the world

Bonito

The baker

What do I win

Adelante

The lightbulb surely the person inventing sliced bread had a .......lightbulb moment and thought "Jaysus I musta get that light bulb fixed blasted thing keeps distracting me everytime I try to come up with an idea"

starling.

Kinda irrelevant, but why was sliced pan such a great invention anyway?
We can slice bread ourselves. People are hardly that lazy?

There are so many other better inventions that I'm struggling to name just one. Paper maybe. Or agriculture.
Probably hair straighteners actually.
:pac:

The Blowjob

IvySlayer

starling. wrote: »

Kinda irrelevant, but why was sliced pan such a great invention anyway?
We can slice bread ourselves. People are hardly that lazy?

There are so many other better inventions that I'm struggling to name just one. Paper maybe. Or agriculture.
Probably hair straighteners actually.
:pac:

I'm making a sambo right? I go to the bread bin, do I need to bring a knife??

NO!

That's the beauty. I take out the butter, then get a knife.....oh dammit....

My name is URL

IvySlayer wrote: »

I'm making a sambo right? I go to the bread bin, do I need to bring a knife??

NO!

That's the beauty. I take out the butter, then get a knife.....oh dammit....

Buttering bread is the tricky part anyway, if the butters hard it makes bits of the flimsy pre-sliced loaf

Sliced bread is a pain in the arse

Bonito

My name is URL wrote: »

Buttering bread is the tricky part anyway, if the butters hard it makes bits of the flimsy pre-sliced loaf

Sliced bread is a pain in the arse

It's easier buttering bread with a spoon anyway :cool:

IvySlayer

My name is URL wrote: »

Buttering bread is the tricky part anyway, if the butters hard it makes bits of the flimsy pre-sliced loaf

Sliced bread is a pain in the arse

Pre-buttered sliced bread.....

Jesus Wept

My name is URL wrote: »

Buttering bread is the tricky part anyway, if the butters hard it makes bits of the flimsy pre-sliced loaf

Sliced bread is a pain in the arse

It's hard butter that's the problem. Can't someone invent a butter/butter dish that keeps it at a temperature that it's always spreadable. (real butter).

theboss80

irish-stew wrote: »

surely that came before sliced bread

yeah it did thats why i posted a bread slicer in this thread Best Invention before sliced bread


keep up

thetonynator

how about electricity???

actually that was a discovery, . . .but so was sliced bread really . . .

Bonito

The-Rigger wrote: »

It's hard butter that's the problem. Can't someone invent a butter/butter dish that keeps it at a temperature that it's always spreadable. (real butter).

It has been done!!!!

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Alfille-4283SW-Temperature-Controlled-Butter/dp/B001A4OLYG

My name is URL

The-Rigger wrote: »

It's hard butter that's the problem. Can't someone invent a butter/butter dish that keeps it at a temperature that it's always spreadable. (real butter).

Butters supposed to be kept in the fridge though... such a device would harbor the growth of bacteria and the product would soon become unusable

The whole system is beyond repair.. it's all a ploy to sell more sliced fcuking bread!

Jesus Wept

Bonito wrote: »

It has been done!!!!

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Alfille-4283SW-Temperature-Controlled-Butter/dp/B001A4OLYG

The future is now.
You'd think for £30, they'd include a picture!

My name is URL wrote: »

Butters supposed to be kept in the fridge though... such a device would harbor the growth of bacteria and the product would soon become unusable

The whole system is beyond repair.. it's all a ploy to sell more sliced fcuking bread!

I guess I've been running that risk, I tend to keep a few days worth in a butter dish. In the morning time though (or anytime the place isn't warm, the butter tends to be cold and hard).

Taco Corp

Huge sandwiches