We must take action!!!

Delirium · 09-02-2010 8:43am #1

Attention Nocts, I have noticed a worrying pattern over the last few weeks that affects us all.

I'm talking about the reduction of hours of darkness in a 24-hour period. Which is in direct contravention of the Entente Crépuscule. An agreement that was reached with the Modly Ones and Sol the Fiery Cancer-giver.

It seems that the Fiery one can't be trusted to keep its word. But as the the picture below shows, it truly is an evil creature.

I begun to source some weaponary, should we need to put manners to Sol. It looks like it'll be June 20 before they'll be ready though

We need to take a stand, or before we know it we'll have maybe 20 minutes of darkness in a 24-hour period:eek:

We have to take action. Thanks for your attention, and remember.... DARKNESS PREVAILS!!!

:pac:

cyberwolf77 · 09-02-2010 10:10am

I'll start building the catapult under France.

Delirium · 09-02-2010 10:17am

cyberwolf77 wrote: »

I'll start building the catapult under France.

Good job, CW. Knew I could rely on you:)

cyberwolf77 · 09-02-2010 10:18am

Maybe we could consider setting off a few volcanoes as well. The ash would block out some of the Flancer Ball's rays.

Nerin · 09-02-2010 10:40am

This will of course be a dangerous mission,but.as a great man once said "Cmon you apes! You wanna live forever?!"

Delirium · 09-02-2010 10:41am

cyberwolf77 wrote: »

Maybe we could consider setting off a few volcanoes as well. The ash would block out some of the Flancer Ball's rays.

This has potential. We could also research what they used in the matrix films to block out our Fiery nemesis.

cyberwolf77 · 09-02-2010 10:43am

koth wrote: »

This has potential. We could also research what they used in the matrix films to block out our Fiery nemesis.

Nuclear war.

Delirium · 09-02-2010 10:46am

cyberwolf77 wrote: »

Nuclear war.

Think the volcano plan might be plan A at this stage.

Unless the nuclear fallout can give me superpowers:D

cyberwolf77 · 09-02-2010 10:49am

pretty sure it won't.

BaconZombie · 09-02-2010 12:41pm

I have already traded down who will be working on the core firmware design of the Icarus II Project.

This will be a slow progress but my sleeper cell programming will be passed down the generations and will active just to time to sabotage their evil project…..

cyberwolf77 · 09-02-2010 12:45pm

So I don't have to kidnap and torture vulcanologists?

Crumble Froo · 09-02-2010 1:46pm

ye should come join me in the land of the upside down.

pretty sure we've defeated the fiery bastard down here. his energy is weakening, and seeing less and less of him each day now....

cyberwolf77 · 09-02-2010 1:50pm

Crumble Froo wrote: »

ye should come join me in the land of the upside down.

pretty sure we've defeated the fiery bastard down here. his energy is weakening, and seeing less and less of him each day now....

I'm on my way.

Delirium · 09-02-2010 2:16pm

Crumble Froo wrote: »

ye should come join me in the land of the upside down.

pretty sure we've defeated the fiery bastard down here. his energy is weakening, and seeing less and less of him each day now....

This is great news, the fightback against Sol has begun:D

We just need to get rid of him from the rest of the globe now.

cyberwolf77 · 18-02-2010 1:25am

We have a leader in this quest:
http://www.the-iss.com/2010/02/_who_c_montgomery_burns.php

Doctor DooM · 11-03-2010 6:36pm

The flamey git is mocking me with it's heat and it's desire to give me a tan.

I thought we had it thoroughly defeated after a decisive victory on the 21st of December but it seems I was wrong.

We'll get you next time, Gadget!

--LOS-- · 29-03-2010 1:22am

everyone coping ok with the brightness this pm?! I have honestly been dreading this clock change, my eyes are just super sensitive to sunlight all my life, it doesnt even have to be sunny out but I can barely remove my eyes from my feet out and about. Hats are my friend. Im gona have some mad squinting wrinkles when Im older :eek:

Delirium · 29-03-2010 11:52am

The flamey tyrant stole an hour darkness!!! :mad::mad:

In the words of Bugs Bunny, 'this means war.'

--LOS-- · 29-03-2010 1:41pm

yay for dull weather this week!

cyberwolf77 · 29-03-2010 2:06pm

koth wrote: »

The flamey tyrant stole an hour darkness!!! :mad::mad:

In the words of Bugs Bunny, 'this means war.'

Happened two weeks ago here in the States

Delirium · 29-03-2010 2:12pm

--LOS-- wrote: »

yay for dull weather this week!

The Lords of the Dark are obviously attempting a fight-back:)

cyberwolf77 wrote: »

Happened two weeks ago here in the States

:eek::eek:

It's trying to pick us off one-by-one!!!

cyberwolf77 · 29-03-2010 2:18pm

koth wrote: »

The Lords of the Dark are obviously attempting a fight-back:)

:eek::eek:

It's trying to pick us off one-by-one!!!

The fart cannons are coming along nicely though.

SmileyPaul · 29-03-2010 5:48pm

ok after quickly readint this thread I've come to the conclusion... and some people wont like this.... but we're gonna have to talk to mr. burns.... he blocked out the giver of cancer before, and also may be able to sort us out with plan B (the nuclear side of things)
Im just afraid that after the 20th of june the blasted ball may only be weakened ever so slightly.... by my calculations we will only gain 4 minutes of extra darkness per eve...... hmmm....

ToniTuddle · 02-04-2010 4:42pm

I vote we paint bomb the feicer with loads of black paint balls!!!

That will block him out for awhile!

Delirium · 15-04-2010 12:54pm

Okay, so who forgot to synchronise their watch and started operation dustcloud early?? :P

cyberwolf77 · 15-04-2010 1:00pm

koth wrote: »

Okay, so who forgot to synchronise their watch and started operation dustcloud early?? :P

Completely slipped my mind. I been so busy working on the fart cannons.

Delirium · 15-04-2010 1:09pm

cyberwolf77 wrote: »

Completely slipped my mind. I been so busy working on the fart cannons.

At least we have a group of people who seem to be serious about the fight-back.

If we could only organise ourselves, the fiery one wouldn't stand a chance.

cyberwolf77 · 15-04-2010 1:11pm

koth wrote: »

At least we have a group of people who seem to be serious about the fight-back.

If we could only organise ourselves, the fiery one wouldn't stand a chance.

Until it's well-cooked worshippers rose up and attacked us en masse.

Delirium · 15-04-2010 1:13pm

cyberwolf77 wrote: »

Until it's well-cooked worshippers rose up and attacked us en masse.

yeah but if operation dustcloud had worked, their vision would be unless due to the lack of day-rays. Makes it very easy for us to pick them off as we please;)

cyberwolf77 · 15-04-2010 1:14pm

Everybody start flying big kites.

--LOS-- · 15-04-2010 3:26pm

This is an email a friend got from his mother this morning:

"Check out news about cloud of volcanic ash coming down over England and Ireland at the moment It has now reached as far as Belfast. Airports in Eng. Scotland
and Ireland are affected and Norway and mainland Europe.

Dont be out in this weather it could be very bad"

Stay in guys, it could be........BAD

Doctor DooM · 22-05-2010 7:06pm

Stupid cancer ball made me wear a t shirt today.

It was a black t shirt in protest, but still.

Stupid flancer ball.

BaconZombie · 23-05-2010 1:28pm

cyberwolf77 · 23-05-2010 1:32pm

BaconZombie wrote: »

I pick chess. Prepare ,yourself you flaming gasbag.

Doctor DooM · 23-05-2010 1:50pm

BaconZombie wrote: »

If fighter combat is Street Fighter 2, 3, or 4, or marvel vs capcom engine, it's donkey kong, you flaming douche bag sky ball.

Doctor DooM · 24-05-2010 2:20pm

Seriously this is just taking the piss.

Shiminay · 24-05-2010 3:00pm

NOCS!

I got caught badly this weekend. My new apartment is delightfully cool in the heat, but I had to venture out and do some walking. Frak me I nearly died. I almost threw-up after a 10 minute stroll in the sun, it had targeted me knowing what it would do to me.

I made the healthy decision to stay indoors with some delicious cross-winds keeping me cool and leave the flancerball to deal with the important things like drying my laundry.

Doctor DooM · 24-05-2010 3:11pm

Kharn wrote: »

NOCS!

I got caught badly this weekend. My new apartment is delightfully cool in the heat, but I had to venture out and do some walking. Frak me I nearly died. I almost threw-up after a 10 minute stroll in the sun, it had targeted me knowing what it would do to me.

I made the healthy decision to stay indoors with some delicious cross-winds keeping me cool and leave the flancerball to deal with the important things like drying my laundry.

Yeah. Put that flancer ball in it's place.

Coming over here, stealing our cold.

cyberwolf77 · 24-05-2010 11:40pm

I almost blacked out just walking out to my mailbox.

--LOS-- · 25-05-2010 2:53pm

I've been sleeping during the day the last week and staying up at night, ughh it's a little cooler today so hopefully that's a sign it's disappearing. I am exhausted from it, woke up the other day feeling like I had sunburn without even being outside, like mild heat stroke. I had had my window opened all night and then stupidly shut it going to sleep and the heat crept in unknowns to me, I was lured into a false sense of security and fooled dammit!

entropi · 01-06-2010 6:35pm

Today the sun returned with a vengeance...fiery vengeance that it was decided to unleash upon me and anyone else unlucky enough to venture outside...needed provisions (food, book about guitar playing and alcohol) so decided to risk it!

Why did the coolness of the previous day's rain have to go away?:(

Luckily these days I can sleep in pretty late so avoid midday flamey's rays:)

Delirium · 16-06-2010 9:58am

very quiet around the forum lately. I can only assume everyone is making preparations for Operation Blackout on the 21st:D

Doctor DooM · 16-06-2010 7:40pm

koth wrote: »

very quiet around the forum lately. I can only assume everyone is making preparations for Operation Blackout on the 21st:D

Indeed.

I've had enough of the sun lately.

It's time for my annual assassination attempt on that horrid flaming ball of hydrogen.

randylonghorn · 17-06-2010 10:06pm

Doctor DooM wrote: »

Indeed.

I've had enough of the sun lately.

It's time for my annual assassination attempt on that horrid flaming ball of hydrogen.

Hmmm?

Nerin been far ... oh wait, re-read, gotcha!!

psycho-hope · 17-06-2010 11:44pm

i had to go out and buy factor 50 today, wtf is goin on :mad:

Doctor DooM · 18-06-2010 6:54pm

psycho-hope wrote: »

i had to go out and buy factor 50 today, wtf is goin on :mad:

I don't knowbut I certainly don't approve.

lolly22 · 19-06-2010 7:57pm

koth wrote: »

very quiet around the forum lately. I can only assume everyone is making preparations for Operation Blackout on the 21st:D

Iv just been messing around with my life too much to be on, but..............you do realise this is only two days away? you better not let the world down Minty, you started this good thread amigo :cool:

Delirium · 21-06-2010 7:39am

lolly22 wrote: »

Iv just been messing around with my life too much to be on, but..............you do realise this is only two days away? you better not let the world down Minty, you started this good thread amigo :cool:

:P

well for a start I've managed to source some ice-guns...