Advantages of being a woman

Lana80

We can fake it!

we'llallhavetea_old

multiple orgasms

A Dub in Glasgo

Advantages of being a woman

You can play with your tits at any time

Dudess

Lana80 wrote: »

We can fake it!

That's an advantage?

sesna

Sanitary towels/tampons are much cheaper now than they were years back

candlegrease

post childbirth incontinence

Lana80

Well sometimes it's a necessary evil

BluesBerry

We have Breasts

HA in yer face men

Abi

we'llallhavetea wrote: »

multiple orgasms

Post is full of win :pac:

Risteard

Lana80 wrote: »

We can fake it!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LQkGN4ZjCI

Agent Smith

Men can pee standing up



game over.

Lana80

And it's good for brushing up the acting skills.

Abi

Agent Smith wrote: »

Men can pee standing up



game over.

/crosses orms


thats not true! we can pee standing up, might miss a bit though. But then thats something men have down to a fine art

WIZE

none

Lana80

Toilet seat down

ham_n_mustard

BluesBerry wrote: »

We have Breasts

HA in yer face men

exactly where we like them, thanks

Tefral

Lana80 wrote: »

We can fake it!

Theres an old saying:

"Women think they are great because they can fake orgasims, but men can fake entire relationships just for sex"

One thing im jealous over is the multiple orgasims thats about all, ye women have too many other things to go wrong in yer bodies ha ha.

Darksaga87

BluesBerry wrote: »

We have Breasts

HA in yer face men

Yes please.

This is me waiting ---->:eek:

Lu Tze

we'llallhavetea wrote: »

multiple orgasms

Thats not gender specific!

Midnight_EG

Smaller feet to stand closer to the kitchen sink :'D








:P

Abi

Midnight_EG wrote: »

Smaller feet to stand closer to the kitchen sink :'D
:P

Trolllllllzing!

high heels

We can go out knowing we are going to get a shag tonight..

Tefral

Midnight_EG wrote: »

Smaller feet to stand closer to the kitchen sink :'D








:P

Can open, worms everywhere...

Midnight_EG

I joke I joke, I kid I kid :P

Lana80

cronin_j wrote: »

Theres an old saying:

"Women think they are great because they can fake orgasims, but men can fake entire relationships just for sex"

One thing im jealous over is the multiple orgasims thats about all, ye women have too many other things to go wrong in yer bodies ha ha.

Who says women cant fake entire relationships just for sex

Creamy Goodness

we'llallhavetea wrote: »

multiple orgasms

any guy can do that too, just takes practice.

i should know...

Bog

Cleavage will get you anything.

Dudess

Abigayle wrote: »

we can pee standing up

Yeah, e.g. those watersports chicks...

BluesBerry

Midnight_EG wrote: »

Smaller feet to stand closer to the kitchen sink :'D








:P

Oh no .............Oh no no no................Oh hell no
Wash those hands out with soap for typing that
Down with this sort of thing

Thomas828

You can dress up any way you like, be a real girly-girl or a total tomboy!

we'llallhavetea_old

Creamy Goodness wrote: »

any guy can do that too, just takes practice.

i should know...

we don't need to practice :cool:

Tefral

Bog wrote: »

Cleavage will get you anything.

This is true, pretty much beats the whole pee standing up bit..or maybe it doesnt.

Sharpshooter

Lana80 wrote: »

We can fake it!

:pac:

we'llallhavetea wrote: »

multiple orgasms

:pac:

We can fake it.:pac:

We can fake it while having multiple orgasms totally unrelated to what is actually happening to us at the time.

We can fake it so well that men want us to fake it again.

We can keep going all night.:cool:

Darksaga87

Women jokes are funnier.

IvySlayer

Well I can fake it too then :mad:

Abi

Darksaga87 wrote: »

Women jokes are funnier.

Especially the ones about penises

Chicken Run

we can go into communal changing rooms and see loads of nekkid women.....

and we can go a bit weepy and mental one week a month and put it down to hormones...

we'llallhavetea_old

cheaper insurance!

Hank_Jones

They have all the boobies.

WIZE

I have moobs

IvySlayer

Most Haunted wrote: »

I have moobs

Get them out FOR THE LADS!!

bonerm

If a ship is sinking they can get an earlier spot in the lifeboat. Sweeeeeet!

Bonito

Lana80 wrote: »

We can fake it!

Any half wit knows when you're faking it :P Then again I've never had the lack of pleasure of experiencing a fake one :pac:

we'llallhavetea wrote: »

multiple orgasms

Not only women can do this

Dudess wrote: »

That's an advantage?

+1 Glad you agree

sesna wrote: »

Sanitary towels/tampons are much cheaper now than they were years back

Yeh, but, we don't have to buy them at all.

Midnight_EG wrote: »

Smaller feet to stand closer to the kitchen sink :'D








:P

AND the ironing board & cooker

Jesus I sound like such a sexist pig I'd like to apologise now

Abi

Bonito wrote: »

Any half wit knows when you're faking it :P Then again I've never had the lack of pleasure of experiencing a fake one :pac:


Not only women can do this



+1 Glad you agree



Yeh, but, we don't have to buy them at all.



AND the ironing board & cooker

Jesus I sound like such a sexist pig I'd like to apologise now

WTF?? You forget my burday and now you're not quoting me nao! :mad:



/fucks bonitos clothes out window

OI

Maternity pads

Bonito

Abigayle wrote: »

WTF?? You forget my burday and now you're not quoting me nao! :mad:



/fucks bonitos clothes out window

I didn't forget honey here's your present

a fake orgasm

compliments of

your fingers :pac:

Abi

Bonito wrote: »

I didn't forget honey here's your present

a fake orgasm

compliments of

your fingers :pac:

Pff. just like last year ya vanker :rolleyes:

Well I've been fcuking the gardnur

xw2lj9uspm1eyh

Big advantage women don't need to use cheesy chat up lines.All they gotta do is smile and wink and they usually get the guy they're after:pac:.

Darksaga87

Women dont have to pay for sex if the urge calls

Bonito

Abigayle wrote: »

Pff. just like last year ya vanker :rolleyes:

Well I've been fcuking the gardnur

:eek: You lie

Abi

Bonito wrote: »

:eek: You lie

and the milk man and the breadman and the post man and your sis