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What would Human taste like?

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  • 07-02-2010 9:39pm
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    Emoran
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    Im hoping nobody here actually knows but this is boards so i wouldnt be surprised if half of you did know:D
    like i just thought about it today?
    a good man steak would be quite nice no?
    or a nice leg,breast;),thigh,rack of ribs,bicep?

    possibly a bit too weird even for you lot?



    p.s: i am a normal person:o


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    IvySlayer
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    Chicken.


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    **Timbuk2**
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    Like this thread... crap


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    That_Guy
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    Season them in semen and they'd taste alright I suppose.


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    Mrmoe
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    Pork, but I guess it depnds on how you cook/fry it etc.


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    A Dub in Glasgo
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    You mean you have never tasted a woman? :eek:


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    candlegrease
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    just like any other red meat...beef etc.


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    mikom
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    "FFFFFFFFF"


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    Emoran
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    up bairly 2 minutes and i laughed already.
    congrats AH:rolleyes:


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    thetonynator
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    prob beef or lamb . . .


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    Riddle101
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    I think human taste very salty and disgusting. They must taste disgusting if sharks hate the taste of us, since when are sharks picky about eating meat.


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    thetonynator
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    Riddle101 wrote: »
    I think human taste very salty and disgusting. They must taste disgusting if sharks hate the taste of us, since when are sharks picky about eating meat.

    does that mean that the film jaws couldn't have happened? and here was me thinking it was a documentry . . .;)

    :D


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    IvySlayer
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    That_Guy wrote: »
    Season them in semen and they'd taste alright I suppose.

    You would now about the semen? :eek:


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    That_Guy
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    IvySlayer wrote: »
    You would now about the semen? :eek:

    What else would I be eating for my Sunday dinner?


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    CokaColumbo
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    I wonder if its against the law to cannibalise dead loved ones instead of burying them...hmmm.


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    TPD
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    Apparently humans have both red and white meat in them.. err, 'us'.

    If a situation in my life called for cannibalism I'd be more interested than disgusted I think.


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    That_Guy
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    The Perfect Drug wrote: »
    Apparently humans have both red and white meat in them.. err, 'us'.

    I knew you Donegal-ians(?) were weird creatures.


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    bonzodog2
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    It's allegedly known as 'long pig', but that may be an urban myth or something like that


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    sam34
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    goes lovely with some fava beans and a nice chianti


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    Big Nasty
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    ****!


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    IvySlayer
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    Eat That Guy - he has a lot of meath in him.


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    TPD
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    That_Guy wrote: »
    I knew you Donegal-ians(?) were weird creatures.

    I'm a London-inianite(:confused:) by birth. Donegal by the grace of our Lord Jesus, sure isn't he a wile fella.


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    CrazyRabbit
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    Human meat is quite tough and somewhat bland.

    We are not very tasty to be honest.


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    bonerm
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    Emoran wrote: »
    Im hoping nobody here actually knows but this is boards so i wouldnt be surprised if half of you did know:D
    like i just thought about it today?
    a good man steak would be quite nice no?
    or a nice leg,breast;),thigh,rack of ribs,bicep?

    possibly a bit too weird even for you lot?
    Man steak? :confused: Well can't tell you what a man tastes like but the women I've eaten tasted like fish.
    p.s: i am a normal person:o
    No you're not.


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    IvySlayer
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    CrazyRabbit wrote: »
    Human meat is quite tough and somewhat bland.

    We are not very tasty to be honest.

    Waiter there's a hare in my food.....


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    ejmaztec
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    I wonder how many replies short of 4000 this thread will get?:P


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    WIZE
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    off topic . Die Hard just started on Sky Two


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    Biggins
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    IvySlayer wrote: »
    Chicken.
    Agreed. Somewhere between chicken and dried turkey.


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    ejmaztec
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    Most Haunted wrote: »
    off topic . Die Hard just started on Sky Two

    Yippie ki yay!


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    Abi
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    Emoran wrote: »
    Im hoping nobody here actually knows but this is boards so i wouldnt be surprised if half of you did know:D
    like i just thought about it today?
    a good man steak would be quite nice no?
    or a nice leg,breast;),thigh,rack of ribs,bicep?

    possibly a bit too weird even for you lot?
    Its quite tough actually, but quite tasty. Not a big fan of the lungs myself, bit spongey.
    p.s: i am a normal person:o

    You dropped 'normal' when you stepped foot in AH :pac:


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    bonerm
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    ejmaztec wrote: »
    Yippie ki yay!

    .... Ke-mo sah-bee :cool:


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