What would Human taste like?

Emoran

Im hoping nobody here actually knows but this is boards so i wouldnt be surprised if half of you did know:D
like i just thought about it today?
a good man steak would be quite nice no?
or a nice leg,breast;),thigh,rack of ribs,bicep?

possibly a bit too weird even for you lot?



p.s: i am a normal person:o

IvySlayer

Chicken.

**Timbuk2**

Like this thread... crap

That_Guy

Season them in semen and they'd taste alright I suppose.

Mrmoe

Pork, but I guess it depnds on how you cook/fry it etc.

A Dub in Glasgo

You mean you have never tasted a woman? :eek:

candlegrease

just like any other red meat...beef etc.

mikom

"FFFFFFFFF"

Emoran

up bairly 2 minutes and i laughed already.
congrats AH:rolleyes:

thetonynator

prob beef or lamb . . .

Riddle101

I think human taste very salty and disgusting. They must taste disgusting if sharks hate the taste of us, since when are sharks picky about eating meat.

thetonynator

Riddle101 wrote: »

I think human taste very salty and disgusting. They must taste disgusting if sharks hate the taste of us, since when are sharks picky about eating meat.

does that mean that the film jaws couldn't have happened? and here was me thinking it was a documentry . . .;)

IvySlayer

That_Guy wrote: »

Season them in semen and they'd taste alright I suppose.

You would now about the semen? :eek:

That_Guy

IvySlayer wrote: »

You would now about the semen? :eek:

What else would I be eating for my Sunday dinner?

CokaColumbo

I wonder if its against the law to cannibalise dead loved ones instead of burying them...hmmm.

TPD

Apparently humans have both red and white meat in them.. err, 'us'.

If a situation in my life called for cannibalism I'd be more interested than disgusted I think.

That_Guy

The Perfect Drug wrote: »

Apparently humans have both red and white meat in them.. err, 'us'.

I knew you Donegal-ians(?) were weird creatures.

bonzodog2

It's allegedly known as 'long pig', but that may be an urban myth or something like that

sam34

goes lovely with some fava beans and a nice chianti

Big Nasty

****!

IvySlayer

Eat That Guy - he has a lot of meath in him.

TPD

That_Guy wrote: »

I knew you Donegal-ians(?) were weird creatures.

I'm a London-inianite() by birth. Donegal by the grace of our Lord Jesus, sure isn't he a wile fella.

CrazyRabbit

Human meat is quite tough and somewhat bland.

We are not very tasty to be honest.

bonerm

Emoran wrote: »

Im hoping nobody here actually knows but this is boards so i wouldnt be surprised if half of you did know:D
like i just thought about it today?
a good man steak would be quite nice no?
or a nice leg,breast;),thigh,rack of ribs,bicep?

possibly a bit too weird even for you lot?

Man steak? Well can't tell you what a man tastes like but the women I've eaten tasted like fish.

p.s: i am a normal person:o

No you're not.

IvySlayer

CrazyRabbit wrote: »

Human meat is quite tough and somewhat bland.

We are not very tasty to be honest.

Waiter there's a hare in my food.....

ejmaztec

I wonder how many replies short of 4000 this thread will get?:P

WIZE

off topic . Die Hard just started on Sky Two

Biggins

IvySlayer wrote: »

Chicken.

Agreed. Somewhere between chicken and dried turkey.

ejmaztec

Most Haunted wrote: »

off topic . Die Hard just started on Sky Two

Yippie ki yay!

Abi

Emoran wrote: »

Im hoping nobody here actually knows but this is boards so i wouldnt be surprised if half of you did know:D
like i just thought about it today?
a good man steak would be quite nice no?
or a nice leg,breast;),thigh,rack of ribs,bicep?

possibly a bit too weird even for you lot?

Its quite tough actually, but quite tasty. Not a big fan of the lungs myself, bit spongey.

p.s: i am a normal person:o

You dropped 'normal' when you stepped foot in AH :pac:

bonerm

ejmaztec wrote: »

Yippie ki yay!

.... Ke-mo sah-bee :cool:

pickarooney

mikom wrote: »

"FFFFFFFFF"

How bad is it that I immediately interpreted that as the HTML code for white text and thought you meant "like chicken"?

bonerm

pickarooney wrote: »

How bad is it that I immediately interpreted that as the HTML code for white text and thought you meant "like chicken"?

It's terrible .... as they're only 6 F's in white.

WIZE

Paddy English man , Irishman and scots man were in a plane crash on a desert island

No food on the Island except the Dead pilots body

Paddy Englishman says "I played for Liverpool so I will eat the Liver"

Paddy Scotsman says "I played for Hearts so I will eat the Heart"

Paddy Irishman says " I played for Ballsbridge but im not Hungry"















Taxi

Dull and Boring

Studied a case in college where a man who had a fantasy to eat someone put a request on the internet for a....recipient..... Anyway...someone actually replied who had a fantasy to be eaten......the fantasies were fulfilled! Kinda felt bad for the first guy, he ended up in jail. I guess consent counts for nothin'!

D

"If you've never had human flesh before, think of the taste and texture of beef, except a little sweeter in taste and a little softer in texture. Contrary to popular belief, people do not taste like pork or chicken."

Found this from google.

Dull and Boring

D wrote: »

Found this from google.

Yeah...."Google"....

caseyann

Why :eek:

Abi

caseyann wrote: »

Why :eek:

I could do with a caseyann steak right about nao!

The Pontiac

This thread reminds of the film Alive, which was based on a true story. A plane crashed in Andes, and you can probably guess the rest.

bonerm

<Ollie> wrote: »

This thread reminds of the film Alive, which was based on a true story. A plane crashed in Andes, and you can probably guess the rest.

That movie had a lot of meat on show in it ... mainly ham.

caseyann

Abigayle wrote: »

I could do with a caseyann steak right about nao!

Oh i am flattered no cooking needed for my Abigayle all hot and spicy already :P

Abi

caseyann wrote: »

Oh i am flattered no cooking needed for my Abigayle all hot and spicy already :P

Nawww jezuz. You mayked me wanna eat you the other wai nao lol

kumate_champ07

it tastes exactly like pork. Its not something you would enjoy researching(online research of course, not the actual eating of human flesh)

pig organs can be medically transplanted into humans, the pot belly pig is the main organ doner I think

caseyann

Abigayle wrote: »

Nawww jezuz. You mayked me wanna eat you the other wai nao lol

Hehe scrumptious truly scrumptious
Toot sweets sound like what they are
So do lollys in a lollypop jar
Gingerbread men have a gingerbread sound, we've found
Sugar plum cinnamon and lemon tart tell you what they are right from the
start
And your name does the same for you
By coincidence, Truly Scrumptious
You're truly truly scrumptious
Scrumptious as a cherry peach parfait
When your near me
It's so delicious
Honest Abigayle, you're the answer to my wishes
Truly Scrumptious

Abi

caseyann wrote: »

Hehe scrumptious truly scrumptious
Toot sweets sound like what they are
So do lollys in a lollypop jar
Gingerbread men have a gingerbread sound, we've found
Sugar plum cinnamon and lemon tart tell you what they are right from the
start
And your name does the same for you
By coincidence, Truly Scrumptious
You're truly truly scrumptious
Scrumptious as a cherry peach parfait
When your near me
It's so delicious
Honest Abigayle, you're the answer to my wishes
Truly Scrumptious

Fawk that was hawt

m5ex9oqjawdg2i

candlegrease wrote: »

just like any other red meat...beef etc.

Which all taste differantly...

nice1franko

bonerm wrote: »

It's terrible .... as they're only 6 F's in white.

3 will suffice!

kev9100

vinylmesh wrote: »

If YORE MA's vagina is anything to go by, not good...........:(.


It's been a while .

FAIL

Sharpshooter

<Ollie> wrote: »

This thread reminds of the film Alive, which was based on a true story. A plane crashed in Andes, and you can probably guess the rest.

They ate everything except the handies?

FunnyStuff

I guess it depends on who you're eating.

Now, which would you like...... Leg of Bertie....

... or Breast of Halle Berry??