Whats your ideal woman/man?

honeymonster

I want a girl who is:

19
Big boobs
French Accent
Russian Ass
Dark Skin
Can cook
Has a mute button
Likes football
Is bi
Makes me laugh
Can cook
Isnt a slut
Does what shes told.

Looks kinda of like this but younger:

http://thisisdiversity.com/js/js_tid/tiny_mce/plugins/imagemanager/files/images/user_/Sara_Varone/Sara_Varone2.jpg

Whats yours?

PM me if you find a girl as described above, dont be selfish! :mad:

Pat Butcher.

That is all.

Antbert

honeymonster wrote: »

I want a girl who is:

19
Big boobs
French Accent
Russian Ass
Dark Skin
Can cook
Has a mute button
Likes football
Is bi
Makes me laugh
Can cook
Isnt a slut
Does what shes told.

Looks kinda of like this but younger:

http://thisisdiversity.com/js/js_tid/tiny_mce/plugins/imagemanager/files/images/user_/Sara_Varone/Sara_Varone2.jpg

Whats yours?

PM me if you find a girl as described above, dont be selfish! :mad:

I'd like a man who is... How can I put this... Nothing like you.

Saibh

honeymonster wrote: »

I want a girl who is:

19
Big boobs
French Accent
Russian Ass
Dark Skin
Can cook
Has a mute button
Likes football
Is bi
Makes me laugh
Can cook
Isnt a slut
Does what shes told.

Looks kinda of like this but younger:

http://thisisdiversity.com/js/js_tid/tiny_mce/plugins/imagemanager/files/images/user_/Sara_Varone/Sara_Varone2.jpg

Whats yours?

PM me if you find a girl as described above, dont be selfish! :mad:

Buy a tv

Pot Noodle =

3ft high flat head for your pint glass turns into a pizza at 12 o'clock purfect

bonerm

One who doesn't think every man is a "project".

Xluna

:pac:

we'llallhavetea_old

a man that does exactly what i want.





(and has a big knob)

Diabhal Beag

Nadine Coyle with bigger boobies

Agricola

we'llallhavetea wrote: »

a man that does exactly what i want.





(and has a big knob)

PM'ed ya!

I dont even have to dream up an ideal woman. Its just Cheryl Cole. Shes from northern england so shes fairly down to earth and sound, and she looks like a cross between a French lingerie model and an Arab Princess.

Wheres the drool smiley!

Xluna

we'llallhavetea wrote: »

(and has a big knob)

Size does'nt matter...it's where you stick it that counts.:pac:

we'llallhavetea_old

Xluna wrote: »

Size does'nt matter...it's where you stick it that counts.:pac:

don't keep this myth going!!!
























and nothing is goin up my arse.





(ever again...):mad:

gamblitis

honeymonster wrote: »

I want a girl who is:

19
Big boobs
French Accent
Russian Ass
Dark Skin
Can cook
Has a mute button
Likes football
Is bi
Makes me laugh
Can cook
Isnt a slut
Does what shes told.

Looks kinda of like this but younger:

http://thisisdiversity.com/js/js_tid/tiny_mce/plugins/imagemanager/files/images/user_/Sara_Varone/Sara_Varone2.jpg

Whats yours?

Your ma!!

brummytom

My age
Dark hair
Nice eyes
Nice smile
Good personality
Good sense of humour/funny
Not thick
Down to earth
Good body :pac:

biko

honeymonster wrote: »

I want a girl who is:

19
Big boobs
French Accent
Russian Ass

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v334/mudshark66/DMOTIV8/hotrussianass.jpg

gamblitis

brummytom wrote: »

My age
Dark hair
Nice eyes
Nice smile
Good personality
Good sense of humour/funny
Not thick
Down to earth
Good body :pac:

Are you planning on building this woman?

mikom

For most Irishmen it would have to be a a blind, nymphomaniac who owns a pub

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

honeymonster wrote: »

I want a girl who is:

19
Big boobs
French Accent
Russian Ass
Dark Skin
Can cook
Has a mute button
Likes football
Is bi
Makes me laugh
Can cook
Isnt a slut
Does what shes told.

Looks kinda of like this but younger:

http://thisisdiversity.com/js/js_tid/tiny_mce/plugins/imagemanager/files/images/user_/Sara_Varone/Sara_Varone2.jpg

Whats yours?

PM me if you find a girl as described above, dont be selfish! :mad:

I do. She'd be perfect for you. Problem is, she doesn't want you.

bonerm

mikom wrote: »

For most Irishmen it would have to be a a blind, nymphomaniac who owns a pub

Almost correct. A mute, nymphomaniac who owns a pub.

bluto63

My ideal woman

So sweet and cute

mikom

mikom wrote: »

For most Irishmen it would have to be a a blind, nymphomaniac who owns a pub

bonerm wrote: »

Almost correct. A mute, nymphomaniac who owns a pub.

Blind is better for the uglies, but I'll take your mute suggestion on board when bringing this to market.

g5fd6ow0hseima

Em, A carefree aimless women would do me.
I find I take to people who lack ambition.
Also, a Scottish accent wouldnt go astray

Wolflikeme

we'llallhavetea wrote: »

and nothing is goin up my arse.


(ever again...):mad:

It can never work between us. :pac:

A girl with a good sense of humor. Compassionate also.

And blonde, nicely shaped tits, don't have to be big. Great ass is important!
That 'womanly' look, kinda of wholesome, homely type face.

Someone like this I guess

http://tv.cinequo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/sonya-walger-flashforward.jpg

rednik

Somebody I can bring to the cinema who asks the obligatory questions AFTER the film has finished.

smiley girl

honeymonster wrote: »

I want a girl who is:

19
Big boobs
French Accent
Russian Ass
Dark Skin
Can cook
Has a mute button
Likes football
Is bi
Makes me laugh
Can cook
Isnt a slut
Does what shes told. WTF??

Yea, so good luck with that!!

Pherekydes

My ideal woman is living.

Short list, I suppose.

Not dead always helps, too. I know some people will say they're two sides of the same coin. And they are. But that's just me. Fussy about these things.

gonnaplayrugby

id post a pic but if someone knew her on her it would be pretty weird for me on monday. so yeah....

Creed Bratton

Its pretty simple really.
Perfect ass,face,juggs,hair,eyes,geordie accent,rich and sexy friends:p
O wait
http://www.pyramidposters.com/images/products/nowmPP31909-511x768.jpg
THIS!

plein de force

nobodys perfect but

i would be in heaven if he was:

Intelligent
Funny
Caring
Brown/red or auburn hair
Green eyes
Tall
Nice smile
average/slim
being french with a nice accent would be a huge extra

OutlawPete

smiley girl wrote: »

Yea, so good luck with that!!

You didn't wish We'llAllHaveTea good luck on her quest??

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=64355090&postcount=8

brummytom

gamblitis wrote: »

Are you planning on building this woman?

Nope, I already know one just like it

OutlawPete

brummytom wrote: »

Nope, I already know one just like it

Yes you do, and we're all looking forward to that Prom night thread

BickNarry

Victoria Beckham.

Pot Noodle =

BickNarry wrote: »

Victoria Beckham.

:eek:

connundrum

This would be my wife, she's ideal and I married her. Deal done!

Caoimhín

I bet you are a real hit with the ladies OP.

Danbo!

connundrum wrote: »

This would be my wife, she's ideal and I married her. Deal done!

She's standing behind you, isn't she?

Hello Mrs Connundrum

Tar.Aldarion

filthy, smart, funny, good looking, nympho... a strong will I can conquer..sometimes (:

and filthy :pac:

Tar.Aldarion

Stee wrote: »

She's standing behind you, isn't she?

Hello Mrs Connundrum

She's on your computer isn't she? :P

marwelie

non smoker (very important!!)
brunette (or red head)
tall (that will cover everyone because everyones taller than me!)
nice boobies (no more than a handful and all her own work)
funny (dark sense of humour definitely preferred)
sporty (anything but GAA)
likes going to gigs (no Xfactor fans need apply!)

RobbieTheRobber

One-legged (Cant run away from me then)
Three-handed ( you never know when an extra hand could be well, handy i guess)
Three Boobed would be nice (preferably with one on the back)

Apart from those im not picky

Quality

He has to be tall dark and handsome,

Extremely Horny,

Loaded (with Money)

and Crazy about me.


Oh and does what he is told...

Joey the lips

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Megan Fox Megan Fox Megan Fox













* Tiny problem she does not want me

alwaysadub

Funny.
Easy going.
Taller than me(cos
im really short)
Not too tall though cos that'd be just awkward..
Good in bed.
Knows something bout football.
Romantic but not sickeningly so..
Can have an arguement and not go into a strop bout it for days after.

Part from that im not too picky..

dylano_k

Vagina and a heart beat...heart beat an advantage but not essential:pac:

Both

Bonito

I'm not that fussy.
Bit shorter than me (I'm 6ft 1)
Dark hair preferred but not a must.
Giggly and bubbly.
I fúcking love curvy girls! (yeh ok point and laugh at the "chubby chaser" :rolleyes: )
So, bum, hips and tits for me.
Doesn't get vexed easily.
A sense of humor close enough to mine.
Would prefer a night in every now and then than to going on a mad one but when we do go out has a good fúckin' time
And kissably soft lips.
Oh and has to be good at cuddles!!!! This is a must.
Also non-smoker, or at least not smoke around me.

kraggy

Saibh wrote: »

Buy a tv

Transvestite?

kraggy

A girl who wears little or no make-up
Likes indie/world cinema
Enjoys good old fashioned pints with the gang
Open-minded when it comes to trying new things, whether it be food, holiday destinations, drugs
Dresses more casual than dress, heels etc. Give me t-shirt and jeans any day.
Is logical, rational and has common sense when it comes to arguments. i.e. willing to talk without doing mental things just to get a reaction.
Good sense of humour

And most important of all, a girl who likes hugs.

Good looks are nice, but give me a girl like the above and as long as she doesn't look like Dot Cotton, I'll gladly go out with her before some fake-tanned, make-up covered, dress-wearing dolly bird. Besides I'm of the firm belief that if you really like the person as opposed to the image, then the image improves to the nth.

Every day of the week and twice on Sunday.

Melange

kraggy wrote: »

A girl who wears little or no make-up
Likes indie/world cinema
Enjoys good old fashioned pints with the gang
Open-minded when it comes to trying new things, whether it be food, holiday destinations, drugs
Dresses more casual than dress, heels etc. Give me t-shirt and jeans any day.
Is logical, rational and has common sense when it comes to arguments. i.e. willing to talk without doing mental things just to get a reaction.
Good sense of humour

And most important of all, a girl who likes hugs.

Good looks are nice, but give me a girl like the above and as long as she doesn't look like Dot Cotton, I'll gladly go out with her before some fake-tanned, make-up covered, dress-wearing dolly bird. Besides I'm of the firm belief that if you really like the person as opposed to the image, then the image improves to the nth.

Every day of the week and twice on Sunday.

Jesus, that was freakishly similar to the answer I was going to write. Intelligent, open-minded, sound, pint-drinking slim indie girls for the win.

Joey the lips

kraggy wrote: »

A girl who wears little or no make-up
Likes indie/world cinema
Enjoys good old fashioned pints with the gang
Open-minded when it comes to trying new things, whether it be food, holiday destinations, drugs
Dresses more casual than dress, heels etc. Give me t-shirt and jeans any day.
Is logical, rational and has common sense when it comes to arguments. i.e. willing to talk without doing mental things just to get a reaction.
Good sense of humour

And most important of all, a girl who likes hugs.

Good looks are nice, but give me a girl like the above and as long as she doesn't look like Dot Cotton, I'll gladly go out with her before some fake-tanned, make-up covered, dress-wearing dolly bird. Besides I'm of the firm belief that if you really like the person as opposed to the image, then the image improves to the nth.

Every day of the week and twice on Sunday.

My girl. Mind your own business on the last bit and no your not seeing pics.

So she is not perfect. But guess what....

Bonito

Joey the lips wrote: »

So she is not perfect. But guess what....

She's yours Hold on to that one