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Pending friendship - Invite for evil?

  • 05-02-2010 2:03am
    #1
    Bonito
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,399 ✭✭✭


    My ex just added me on facebook!!!! Like, literally, right this second!!!

    Long story short she's a cúnt and is engaged (This young?) Tell me about it :rolleyes: 2 weeks after we finished if you must know :pac:


    I need some devilishly evil plan if I choose accept! I'm open for options, she's OBVIOUSLY trying to get back in contact with me! ;)

    Question for mod. Can I link her page so I don't get the "pics or GTFO"


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  • #2
    mikom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    Send over a cow from farmville to kick her in the face.


  • #3
    TheZohanS
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,582 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    Don't link to her page!

    It would end badly...

    But PM me the link so I can judge your taste in women. ;)


  • #4
    SoupyNorman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,257 ✭✭✭SoupyNorman


    mikom wrote: »
    Send over a cow from farmville to kick her in the gee.

    FYP


    Just accept and then hide her from your updates, but keep hers so you can have a little cry every now and again, Facebook is good like that.


  • #5
    itsallaboutheL
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,333 ✭✭✭✭itsallaboutheL


    TheZohan wrote: »
    Don't link to her page!

    It would end badly...

    But PM me the link so I can judge your taste in women. ;)

    +1


  • #6
    Bonito
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,399 ✭✭✭Bonito


    TheZohan wrote: »
    Don't link to her page!

    It would end badly...

    But PM me the link so I can judge your taste in women. ;)
    PM sent :D FYP :P


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  • #7
    recylingbin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,001 ✭✭✭recylingbin


    depends.
    How big are her tits?


  • #8
    Bonito
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,399 ✭✭✭Bonito


    recylingbin wrote: »
    depends.
    How big are her tits?
    DD last time I had a grab ;)


  • #9
    gamblitis
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,328 ✭✭✭gamblitis


    Buy a real cow and make it kick her in the face.


  • #10
    FannyMcGee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 66 ✭✭FannyMcGee


    recylingbin wrote: »
    depends.
    How big are her tits?

    Not as big as your ma's. :D


  • #11
    Senna
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,800 ✭✭✭Senna


    Yeah accept her, then keep up-dating everyday with stories about all the "class" looking girls you were with last night, keep say "it was the best sex i ever had" etc etc.


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  • #12
    Pygmalion
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,082 ✭✭✭Pygmalion


    Bonito wrote: »
    PM sent :D FYP :P

    Do you know what FYP means?


  • #13
    FannyMcGee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 66 ✭✭FannyMcGee


    Pygmalion wrote: »
    Do you know what FYP means?

    F*cked Your Palm?


  • #14
    itsallaboutheL
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,333 ✭✭✭✭itsallaboutheL


    gamblitis wrote: »
    Buy a real cow and make it kick her in the face.

    OP i'll sell ya one, British Friesian/ Holstein Cross, perfect blend of height and power.... sorted


  • #15
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,125 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    Enough with the cow suggestions. facekicker is much better than some stupid cow at kicking people in the face. Send him in.


  • #16
    TheZohanS
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,582 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    Not bad at all OP, I'm impressed. ;)


  • #17
    Bonito
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,399 ✭✭✭Bonito


    Pygmalion wrote: »
    Do you know what FYP means?
    It means a lot of things. I'm using the one that stands means For Your Pleasure.


  • #18
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Bonito wrote: »
    DD last time I had a grab ;)
    So she's fat?:P


  • #19
    Bonito
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,399 ✭✭✭Bonito


    TheZohan wrote: »
    Not bad at all OP, I'm impressed. ;)
    Thought you'd approve ;) He's the fúcker who got the ass kickin' tryin' to burn my car out :D


  • #20
    mikom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    itsallaboutheL wrote: »
    OP i'll sell ya one, British Friesian/ Holstein Cross, perfect blend of height and power.... sorted

    Has she got DD's?


  • #21
    Mrmoe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,215 ✭✭✭Mrmoe


    Bonito wrote: »
    Question for mod. Can I link her page so I don't get the "pics or GTFO"

    Surely you have some naked polaroids from when you were going out with her?:D PM me.


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  • #22
    Bonito
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,399 ✭✭✭Bonito


    Kiera wrote: »
    So she's fat?:P
    I would have said curvy but, meh.


  • #23
    itsallaboutheL
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,333 ✭✭✭✭itsallaboutheL


    TheZohan wrote: »
    Not bad at all OP, I'm impressed. ;)

    +1

    Tasty...


  • #24
    Pride Fighter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,729 ✭✭✭Pride Fighter


    Bonito wrote: »
    My ex just added me on facebook!!!! Like, literally, right this second!!!

    Long story short she's a cúnt and is engaged (This young?) Tell me about it :rolleyes: 2 weeks after we finished if you must know :pac:


    I need some devilishly evil plan if I choose accept! I'm open for options, she's OBVIOUSLY trying to get back in contact with me! ;)

    Question for mod. Can I link her page so I don't get the "pics or GTFO"

    Dont accept it, ignore it. If she is engaged 2 weeks after breaking up with you you do not need such an emotionally bankrupt woman in your life.


  • #25
    FannyMcGee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 66 ✭✭FannyMcGee


    Bonito wrote: »
    DD last time I had a grab ;)

    You must have shovels for hands.


  • #26
    Bonito
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,399 ✭✭✭Bonito


    Mrmoe wrote: »
    Surely you have some naked polaroids from when you were going out with her?:D PM me.
    OBVIOUSLY I do. :pac:


  • #27
    itsallaboutheL
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,333 ✭✭✭✭itsallaboutheL


    mikom wrote: »
    Has she got DD's?

    4 of 'em....


    Awww Yaaa


  • #28
    mikom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    Mrmoe wrote: »
    Surely you have some naked polaroids from when you were going out with her?:D PM me.
    Bonito wrote: »
    OBVIOUSLY I do. :pac:


    Whoah, Whoah, Whoah,... not of yourself....


  • #29
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    itsallaboutheL wrote: »
    4 of 'em....


    Awww Yaaa
    Does she have that "my bra is waaaay too small for me and makes me look like i have 4 boobs" thing going on?


  • #30
    xsiborg
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,635 ✭✭✭xsiborg


    Bonito wrote: »
    My ex just added me on facebook!!!! Like, literally, right this second!!!

    Long story short she's a cúnt and is engaged (This young?) Tell me about it :rolleyes: 2 weeks after we finished if you must know :pac:


    I need some devilishly evil plan if I choose accept! I'm open for options, she's OBVIOUSLY trying to get back in contact with me! ;)

    Question for mod. Can I link her page so I don't get the "pics or GTFO"

    Question for mod. can we have a separate sub-forum in AH for all the ****ty facetwatter threads? a sort of PI Forum for AH? :confused:


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  • #31
    mikom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    itsallaboutheL wrote: »
    4 of 'em....


    Awww Yaaa


    How are they fixed for a blob of cheno unction?


  • #32
    SoupyNorman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,257 ✭✭✭SoupyNorman


    Awww no fair, can I see to please?


  • #33
    Bonito
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,399 ✭✭✭Bonito


    FannyMcGee wrote: »
    You must have shovels for hands.
    And a cawk strong enough to hang a few wet towels off it :D


  • #34
    itsallaboutheL
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,333 ✭✭✭✭itsallaboutheL


    Kiera wrote: »
    Does she have that "my bra is waaaay too small for me and makes me look like i have 4 boobs" thing going on?

    No, she's a cow.....


  • #35
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    itsallaboutheL wrote: »
    No, she's a cow.....
    Oh. You know her too then?


  • #36
    itsallaboutheL
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,333 ✭✭✭✭itsallaboutheL


    mikom wrote: »
    How are they fixed for a blob of cheno unction?

    That is easily the single most boggerish thing i have ever seen on boards... i tip my hat to you sir!!


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  • #37
    SoupyNorman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,257 ✭✭✭SoupyNorman


    Bonito wrote: »
    And a cawk strong enough to hang a few wet towels off it :D

    face towels


  • #38
    itsallaboutheL
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,333 ✭✭✭✭itsallaboutheL


    Kiera wrote: »
    Oh. You know her too then?


    i'm awfully confused :(


  • #39
    Bonito
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,399 ✭✭✭Bonito


    SoupyNorman wrote: »
    face towels
    :o




















































    BATH TOWELS!!!


  • #40
    FannyMcGee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 66 ✭✭FannyMcGee


    She's quite hot - though quite young, so for a long term view, I'd have to see how the ma has aged. Who's the guy in the picture beside her?


  • #41
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    itsallaboutheL wrote: »
    i'm awfully confused :(
    Welcome to my world :o


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  • #42
    mikom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    itsallaboutheL wrote: »
    That is easily the single most boggerish thing i have ever seen on boards... i tip my hat to you sir!!

    *Taps fist to chest* " I am of Ireland"


  • #43
    Bonito
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,399 ✭✭✭Bonito


    FannyMcGee wrote: »
    She's quite hot - though quite young, so for a long term view, I'd have to see how the ma has aged. Who's the guy in the picture beside her?
    Mother is an awful MILF.

    That's her fiancé :rolleyes:


  • #44
    recylingbin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,001 ✭✭✭recylingbin


    Bonito wrote: »
    DD last time I had a grab ;)

    I, too, now request, nay...demand, to see pictures of yon wench.


  • #45
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Hey i wanna see her too!


  • #46
    Bonito
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,399 ✭✭✭Bonito


    Kiera wrote: »
    Hey i wanna see her too!
    You'll vomit at the site of her fiancé. I can counter act that said queeziness and send you a link to mine aswell :D


  • #47
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Bonito wrote: »
    You'll vomit at the site of her fiancé. I can counter act that said queeziness and send you a link to mine aswell :D
    *No Kiera, he's 18. No No No*

    Ok go on so :D


  • #48
    Bonito
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,399 ✭✭✭Bonito


    Kiera wrote: »
    *No Kiera, he's 18. No No No*

    Ok go on so :D
    Sent :) BTW I don't think age is an issue. I had wimmin close to the age of yourself :D


  • #49
    SoupyNorman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,257 ✭✭✭SoupyNorman


    Bonito wrote: »
    Sent :)


    I'm still waiting :) /pweeese


  • #50
    Bonito
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,399 ✭✭✭Bonito


    SoupyNorman wrote: »
    I'm still waiting :) /pweeese
    Do I have to? :pac:


  • #51
    SoupyNorman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,257 ✭✭✭SoupyNorman


    Bonito wrote: »
    Do I have to? :pac:


    Everyone else but me huh.... /dejected


    School all over again.


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