Driven mad in work.....

Knightfall

Guys! I'm driven stone mad in work at the moment! Its not the hassle of work itself or even the bosses! Its one of my colleagues. She's a lovely person, but she just insists on wearing the tightest clothes know to man and has her woman bit sticking all over the place (in a good way). Its very very very distracting........

cian1500ww

And you're complaining why ?? :rolleyes:

pickarooney

Knightfall wrote: »

has her woman bit sticking all over the place (in a good way).

Uck... put down a trail of salt.

drunkymonkey

Wait wait wait...Lets get this straight now.....

Top bits or bottom bits?

Rabies

walk around the office with your knob out. See if she complains.

Bonito

Knightfall wrote: »

Guys! I'm driven stone mad in work at the moment! Its not the hassle of work itself or even the bosses! Its one of my colleagues. She's a lovely person, but she just insists on wearing the tightest clothes know to man and has her woman bit sticking all over the place (in a good way). Its very very very distracting........

PICS or GTFO

Please and Thank You.

keefg

The obvious reply to this thread is.....Photo's or GTFO.


Edit: ^^^ got there first

Knightfall

cian1500ww wrote: »

And you're complaining why ?? :rolleyes:

You have no idea how "hard it is" to work under these conditions!

Its going to turn me into a f***in w***in machine!!

Kaizer Sosa

Wasn't this thread kinda done a few weeks ago? Some guy was giving out about his colleague who didn't wear a bra. I don't know why so many people are bothered what their colleagues wear to work!

Knightfall

drunkymonkey wrote: »

Wait wait wait...Lets get this straight now.....

Top bits or bottom bits?

Top bits, great ass though

cian1500ww

Knightfall wrote: »

You have no idea how "hard it is" to work under these conditions!

Really ?? :eek:

Knightfall

keefg wrote: »

The obvious reply to this thread is.....Photo's or GTFO.


Edit: ^^^ got there first

If I have to GTFO I will, daren't post a pic as she has literally hundreds of friends throughout the country and at least one of them is bound to be on here. And, I'm one of only 2 guys in the office with her so it wouldn't take her long to work it out!!

Nidot

Poor Ba5tard

cian1500ww

Knightfall wrote: »

If I have to GTFO I will, daren't post a pic as she has literally hundreds of friends throughout the country and at least one of them is bound to be on here. And, I'm one of only 2 guys in the office with her so it wouldn't take her long to work it out!!

Facebook linky it is

AckwelFoley

pin her down and ride her.

you can always say she was asking for it.


of course this wont work in a court of law, unless you live in Iran kerry - but at least she will avoid you in future - by the mere matter of fact that you will be in jail.. getting loved up by 2 guys from finglas thast bought you for a packet or silk cut purple and an extra hour yard break

Knightfall

cian1500ww wrote: »

Facebook linky it is

She doesn't have a facebook page

My name is URL

If I was an admin here I'd totally get your IP and contact you employer to tell her you're posting about her tits from work

cian1500ww

Knightfall wrote: »

She doesn't have a facebook page

She's made up, isn't she :P

Bob_Harris

At least you have a job rabble rabble.

Knightfall

Bob_Harris wrote: »

At least you have a job rabble rabble.

True, and grateful for it!

Knightfall

My name is URL wrote: »

If I was an admin here I'd totally get your IP and contact you employer to tell her you're posting about her tits from work

Oh, yeah cos I'm the first and only person on here to give backhanded compliments to anyone they work with! Anyway, I would and have said the same to her face!

Oh, and I didn't know you could get someone's employer details from their home ip address?

Bob_Harris

Knightfall wrote: »

Oh, yeah cos I'm the first and only person on here to give backhanded compliments to anyone they work with! Anyway, I would and have said the same to her face!

Oh, and I didn't know you could get someone's employer details from their home ip address?

If you are at home then the woman must be your wife.

bonerm

Hell if it wasn't for perving at good looking women in the workplace I'd just stay on the dole for life. Quite easy to balance it with work aswell btw.

Knightfall

Bob_Harris wrote: »

If you are at home then the woman must be your wife.

Didn't know you had to be in work to refer to work?

Earthhorse

Knightfall wrote: »

Its going to turn me into a f***in w***in machine!!

And when you do you can offer to put on a load for her. Problem solved.

ROCKMAN

Coming on ere to gloat


ha ha........ got a job
ha ha........ surrounded by scantily clad females


bite me .......:D

rednik

Knightfall wrote: »

Guys! I'm driven stone mad in work at the moment! Its not the hassle of work itself or even the bosses! Its one of my colleagues. She's a lovely person, but she just insists on wearing the tightest clothes know to man and has her woman bit sticking all over the place (in a good way). Its very very very distracting........

It must be HARD when your man bit is sticking out (in a good way too).:p

Wazdakka

Op have you considered trying to chat this girl up?

If she has the cracking pair that you claim and is distracting you that much..
Why aren't you trying to hoof it into her five times a day in the supply cupboard??


Cause ya know..

Thread about hot girl in work that your giving it to regularly on office time.. .Essentially being paid to shag = Win.

Thread about a good looking girl that you work with that has hundreds of friends (and it doesn't sound like you're one) distracting you from your job with "Her Hawtness!!111!" = lonely nights playing with yourself..


I'm just saying is all.

Bonito

Wazdakka wrote: »

Op have you considered trying to chat this girl up?

If she has the cracking pair that you claim and is distracting you that much..
Why aren't you trying to hoof it into her five times a day in the supply cupboard??

Perhaps he suffers from teh ghey?

Then again I dunno how if he is being distracted by the attraction

Man of no action

Knightfall

Bonito wrote: »

Perhaps he suffers from teh ghey?

Then again I dunno how if he is being distracted by the attraction

Man of no action

Nah! I'm married so all I can do is window shop

Bonito

Knightfall wrote: »

Nah! I'm married so all I can do is window shop

Take a mental image of her bossoms. Build up all that sexual tension and energy. Then when you're home give the missus a good seein' to

Blazer

you should see them then where I work...I've to mop my drool up every 5 minutes
it's terrible

IvySlayer

OP why is your desk rising?

Bonito

Scar_L wrote: »

you should see them then where I work...I've to mop my drool up every 5 minutes
it's terrible

WTF???

I'd be waitin' for one of them to slip on it in the hope she hits her head then pretend she's not breathing, pull the tie off, rip open her blouse and start CPR and intervally scream "come on, don't die on me" 'til you've had your fill of hands on chest and mouth-to-mouth action

Buford T Justice

Knightfall wrote: »

Anyway, I would and have said the same to her face!

No reason not to post pics then

So come one, picks or GTFO

jd007

Knightfall wrote: »

Oh, yeah cos I'm the first and only person on here to give backhanded compliments to anyone they work with! Anyway, I would and have said the same to her face!

Just come in her face. that'll teach her.

NothingMan

MMMMM......

(.)(.)



...... Bewbs!

glaston

Knightfall wrote: »

You have no idea how "hard it is" to work under these conditions!

Its going to turn me into a f***in w***in machine!!

There is your answer right there, three times a day, beat it like it owes you money, that'll take the edge off.

Boom Boom

OK so you are not going to cheat on your wife.........with semi nekkid hawt office chick with massive mammaries...............good for you, no seriously, good for you:rolleyes:

Swap jobs right now with me and the problem goes away

or

everytime you talk to her, talk to her jugs she will become so self aware that you only respect her because of her huge "hello boys the milks in here" and that you don't respect her because of her professonial/academic achievements (or some s**t like that). She will start wearing polo necks and long skirts to re-assert herself in the workforce



personally i'd choose option one regardless of the outcome we still want pictures

Knightfall

Boom Boom wrote: »

OK so you are not going to cheat on your wife.........with semi nekkid hawt office chick with massive mammaries...............good for you, no seriously, good for you:rolleyes:

Swap jobs right now with me and the problem goes away

or

everytime you talk to her, talk to her jugs she will become so self aware that you only respect her because of her huge "hello boys the milks in here" and that you don't respect her because of her professonial/academic achievements (or some s**t like that). She will start wearing polo necks and long skirts to re-assert herself in the workforce



personally i'd choose option one regardless of the outcome we still want pictures

Lads, lads, lads! They're not massive, that's the thing. They're just right, though it could be in the packaging. I'm guessing they're good because she did flash em once on a staff night out

NothingMan

Knightfall wrote: »

she did flash em once on a staff night out

It's been said many times before but after that comment it needs to be reitterated.

!!!PICS OR GTFO!!!

Buford T Justice

Knightfall wrote: »

Lads, lads, lads! They're not massive, that's the thing. They're just right, though it could be in the packaging. I'm guessing they're good because she did flash em once on a staff night out

Jesus H Christ Corporal! What is your major malfunction?

You shoud be here gloating about how fantastic it is working with a fit bird who gets her baps out at parties and shows them off at work.

Grow a pair op.

That or pics.

Knightfall

Fingers McGee wrote: »

Jesus H Christ Corporal! What is your major malfunction?

You shoud be here gloating about how fantastic it is working with a fit bird who gets her baps out at parties and shows them off at work.

Grow a pair op.

That or pics.

I think some of ye are getting over excited. It was a quick drunken "flash". She didn't run round the pub topless! Also, I love working with her, its the sexual frustration thats killin!

Carroller16

**passes out due to lack of pics***

Buford T Justice

Knightfall wrote: »

its the sexual frustration thats killin!

Fap anyone?

Dunjohn

Well, serious answer, now that I've smothered the lols from reading this epic thread, you could leave a politely worded note on your boss' desk suggesting that they ask her to cover up a little. Typed, of course, so that they can't trace your handwriting. From home, of course, so that there's no hard copy on your lapt.... sorry, I can't finish that with a straight face.

Knightfall

Dunjohn wrote: »

Well, serious answer, now that I've smothered the lols from reading this epic thread, you could leave a politely worded note on your boss' desk suggesting that they ask her to cover up a little. Typed, of course, so that they can't trace your handwriting. From home, of course, so that there's no hard copy on your lapt.... sorry, I can't finish that with a straight face.

Ah, I don't really want a solution to the problem, just sharing the wonderful thing that is a scantily clad colleague with fellow forumers!

By the way can you close a thread? I'm bored myself now..........

Bonito

Fingers McGee wrote: »

Fap anyone?

Pull throw one my way

Knightfall

Right have a pic, but too scared ****less to post it. Cos I just know it will get back. So, thanks for the advice, bit of crack......................tis done!

witnessmenow

Knightfall wrote: »

Right have a pic, but too scared ****less to post it. Cos I just know it will get back. So, thanks for the advice, bit of crack......................tis done!

A picture your not willing to put up is about as useful to me as a cock flavoured lolly-pop

bonerm

Knightfall wrote: »

Right have a pic, but too scared ****less to post it. Cos I just know it will get back. So, thanks for the advice, bit of crack......................tis done!

Not a problem.

Just darken the background, blot out the face, change the skin tone and airbrush out any identifying items such as jewelery/watches etc and no-one will be able to work out who it is! That's what the News of the World did with the photo of a famous footballer who in 2006 was snapped in a gay nightclub .... and people are still puzzled as to his identity to this very day.