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How I Plan To Stop The Recession, House The Homeless, & Create Jobs For Irish...

  • 02-02-2010 11:23pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,587 ✭✭✭


    Topic Continued : For Irish, Polish, & Americans.

    Ok hear me out, out of nowhere i've gotten the best idea ever.

    We all know the Grand Canyon right? Well, i say somebody negotiates a deal to sell a bit at the back, close end to Vegas, And heres my step by step plan.

    1. On Said Plot Of Land, BUILD YOUR FLAMIN APARTMENTS THERE, THERES MORE ROOM THAN THERE IS LEFT IN ALL OF IRELAND.

    2. Seeing as how the Polish like to flock by the millions to other countries to work, they'll be alerted of the jobs there, and move on to the states!

    3. With the Polish now out of Ireland, this will free up millions of jobs in Ireland, allowing the Irish to get a job, & Save the Social Welfare billions on dole, thus, saving the Irish economy.

    4. With said Polish gone, houses and countless apartments here will be freed up, mostly around Smithfield, Ballymun & Tallaght. The corporation can move the homeless into these apartments for a small fee, & send the recently employed 'Care Division' around checking on the new, happy tenants once a week to see if thier back on thier feet yet.

    End result, More jobs in the American (Making Obama Happy, Along With Countless Polish & Some Possible Irish Immigrants) and Irish economy.

    Money is saved, Cowen gets sacked, water gets turned back on, Wages get raised now that Ireland is out of the Recession.

    EVERYONES HAPPY.


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Comments

  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 3,290 ✭✭✭TomTom


    The big question is what the hell do we do with our remaining idiots?????


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    cool story bro


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,754 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    TomTom wrote: »
    The big question is what the hell do we do with our remaining idiots?????

    Re-elect them, porbably.

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,957 ✭✭✭trout


    TomTom wrote: »
    The big question is what the hell do we do with our remaining idiots?????

    Elect them to public office ... like we always do.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,582 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    OP banned.

    It didn't end well for the last dude that tried to get rid of the Polish either.

    Anyone thinking of posting a racist reply, don't.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,084 ✭✭✭oppenheimer1


    TomTom wrote: »
    The big question is what the hell do we do with our remaining idiots?????

    let them post in this thread


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    Or, we could do like the Americans and try and keep the hard workers here and not lose them to other countries like we lost all our own Irish talent in the past due to immigration.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    OK OP, getting rid of the Poles, that means what, 50,000 or so leave? There are alot of people from Hungary, Czech Republic and other countries like that, who you would probably call Polish. ProTip: They aren't!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 50 ✭✭justaday


    was that meant to be funny:confused:

    and btw u do know there is already millions of polish americans and also ireland is a big country with small population, there is plenty of space.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,153 ✭✭✭Rented Mule


    Ahhhh ...another 'it's the immigrants fault we pissed everything away' thread.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,729 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    Xinkai wrote: »
    Topic Continued : For Irish, Polish, & Americans.

    Ok hear me out, out of nowhere i've gotten the best idea ever.

    We all know the Grand Canyon right? Well, i say somebody negotiates a deal to sell a bit at the back, close end to Vegas, And heres my step by step plan.

    1. On Said Plot Of Land, BUILD YOUR FLAMIN APARTMENTS THERE, THERES MORE ROOM THAN THERE IS LEFT IN ALL OF IRELAND.

    2. Seeing as how the Polish like to flock by the millions to other countries to work, they'll be alerted of the jobs there, and move on to the states!

    3. With the Polish now out of Ireland, this will free up millions of jobs in Ireland, allowing the Irish to get a job, & Save the Social Welfare billions on dole, thus, saving the Irish economy.

    4. With said Polish gone, houses and countless apartments here will be freed up, mostly around Smithfield, Ballymun & Tallaght. The corporation can move the homeless into these apartments for a small fee, & send the recently employed 'Care Division' around checking on the new, happy tenants once a week to see if thier back on thier feet yet.

    End result, More jobs in the American (Making Obama Happy, Along With Countless Polish & Some Possible Irish Immigrants) and Irish economy.

    Money is saved, Cowen gets sacked, water gets turned back on, Wages get raised now that Ireland is out of the Recession.

    EVERYONES HAPPY.
    It doesnt help that there is a big mad flipping Documentary Series on PBS that goes into great detail the Origin of National Parks, and why they are owned by the Federal Government and why they are not allowed to be Developed for Private Enterprise. See: History, Niagra Falls, Tourism.

    So I'm going to say No, and Get your own landscape to desecrate.

    And oh yeah: you're a racist.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    Overheal wrote: »
    So I'm going to say No, and Get your own landscape to desecrate.
    We did and we did.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,729 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    Yes you did :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 711 ✭✭✭Dr_Phil


    Xinkai wrote: »
    3. With the Polish now out of Ireland, this will free up millions of jobs
    Quattuordecillions.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,227 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    Can't we dump all the racists in the Grand Canyon, then pay the homeless to fill it in?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,262 ✭✭✭Buford T Justice


    Xinkai wrote: »
    With said Polish gone, houses and countless apartments here will be freed up, mostly around Smithfield, Ballymun & Tallaght. The corporation can move the homeless into these apartments for a small fee, & send the recently employed 'Care Division' around checking on the new, happy tenants once a week to see if thier back on thier feet yet.

    Yeah, that'll fix it. Because the shortage of available housing in this country has now reached such critical levels that we need to kick people out of houses to move others in....

    Very well thought out speech there OP


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 722 ✭✭✭Rycn


    I personally think its a brilliant idea. Well thought out OP


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,001 ✭✭✭recylingbin


    What have you got against polish?
    Bees wax man, eh?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,115 ✭✭✭Pdfile


    TheZohan wrote: »
    OP banned.

    It didn't end well for the last dude that tried to get rid of the Polish either.

    Anyone thinking of posting a racist reply, don't.


    i think we should kick all these irish people out...


    Thinking they own their own Country...


    Little Roma it shall be forth know as...*


    *hides his irish identity*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 909 ✭✭✭IrishManSaipan


    OK OP, getting rid of the Poles, that means what, 50,000 or so leave? There are alot of people from Hungary, Czech Republic and other countries like that, who you would probably call Polish. ProTip: They aren't!

    There are 43,000 Poles on the dole here. Add to that the amount on rent allowance, jobseekers allowance, etc and we are talking billions.

    Thanks to our government, they are wide to every benefit in the book.

    http://www.ictu.ie/publications/fulllist/social-welfare-guide-polish/

    According to the some economists, they sent home 1.5 billion euro in 2007-2008. They are of little or no benefit to the Irish economy.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 909 ✭✭✭IrishManSaipan


    ejmaztec wrote: »
    Can't we dump all the racists in the Grand Canyon, then pay the homeless to fill it in?

    Is it racist for Irish people to want their country to remain predominantly Irish? Is it racist for Irish citizens to reject foreigners who are a drain on the state finances......

    I dont think so.;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 909 ✭✭✭IrishManSaipan


    TomTom wrote: »
    The big question is what the hell do we do with our remaining idiots?????

    We educate them, ask the CAO how that is going along. :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 909 ✭✭✭IrishManSaipan


    Dr_Phil wrote: »
    Quattuordecillions.

    Arent you funny. Id guess the OP meant the amount of cash flowing back into the Irish economy, rather than back to Gdansk.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 909 ✭✭✭IrishManSaipan


    TheZohan wrote: »
    OP banned.

    It didn't end well for the last dude that tried to get rid of the Polish either.

    Anyone thinking of posting a racist reply, don't.

    Most anti racists would claim we are all the one race, the human race. So how can one be racist?

    Anyways, the Poles are the same ethnicity as us Pads(OMG racism).......

    So how in gods green earth is the OPs post racist......


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,460 ✭✭✭✭The_Kew_Tour


    Christ we cant be blaming other people for our own stupidity and greed.

    How would we like it if Americans or Aussies blamed us for there downfall?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 909 ✭✭✭IrishManSaipan


    Christ we cant be blaming other people for our own stupidity and greed.

    How would we like it if Americans or Aussies blamed us for there downfall?

    Well, both countries have deported 150 Irish citizens since Chrimbo......

    No welfare for them.:rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,729 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    Most anti racists would claim we are all the one race, the human race. So how can one be racist?

    Anyways, the Poles are the same ethnicity as us Pads(OMG racism).......

    So how in gods green earth is the OPs post racist......
    The correct slang is Pats. You aren't tampons. Give yourselves some credit.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 909 ✭✭✭IrishManSaipan


    Overheal wrote: »
    The correct slang is Pats. You aren't tampons. Give yourselves some credit.

    No, its Paddies. Over 150 Paddys have been forcibly removed from Oz and the US since Chrimbo(Ive no problem with that, you play by the rules, or else). None of the anti racism groups in Ireland have brought the subject up.

    Why?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,460 ✭✭✭✭The_Kew_Tour


    Well, both countries have deported 150 Irish citizens since Chrimbo......

    No welfare for them.:rolleyes:


    Yes I see your point but we have to blame our own lacklusture system for this too you know.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 909 ✭✭✭IrishManSaipan


    Overheal wrote: »
    The correct slang is Pats. You aren't tampons. Give yourselves some credit.

    One more thing, Ireland has deported 180 people since the end of 2007, yet 150 Irish citizens have been deported from Oz and the US since the end of 2009.

    Wheres the Irish Times "migration correspondence"? The letters of outrage?

    Iz it coz we white>:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 909 ✭✭✭IrishManSaipan


    Yes I see your point but we have to blame our own lacklusture system for this too you know.

    You see my point.... I dont think so. When one goes to Oz, one has to work to live there. When one arrives in Ireland, one can work for a year or two(if even) and then live off the Irish state.

    Such nonsense is not tolerated in the "Immigrant nation of Oz".

    Fair play to them.:)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 722 ✭✭✭Rycn


    One more thing, Ireland has deported 180 people since the end of 2007, yet 150 Irish citizens have been deported from Oz and the US since the end of 2009.

    Wheres the Irish Times "migration correspondence"? The letters of outrage?

    Iz it coz we white>:D

    Ireland has a population of 4.5 Million, Australia has a population of 21.5 Million, you do the maths.

    Were not all white btw.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 142 ✭✭fcussen


    Xinkai wrote: »
    Topic Continued : For Irish, Polish, & Americans.

    Ok hear me out, out of nowhere i've gotten the best idea ever.

    We all know the Grand Canyon right? Well, i say somebody negotiates a deal to sell a bit at the back, close end to Vegas, And heres my step by step plan.

    1. On Said Plot Of Land, BUILD YOUR FLAMIN APARTMENTS THERE, THERES MORE ROOM THAN THERE IS LEFT IN ALL OF IRELAND.

    2. Seeing as how the Polish like to flock by the millions to other countries to work, they'll be alerted of the jobs there, and move on to the states!

    3. With the Polish now out of Ireland, this will free up millions of jobs in Ireland, allowing the Irish to get a job, & Save the Social Welfare billions on dole, thus, saving the Irish economy.

    4. With said Polish gone, houses and countless apartments here will be freed up, mostly around Smithfield, Ballymun & Tallaght. The corporation can move the homeless into these apartments for a small fee, & send the recently employed 'Care Division' around checking on the new, happy tenants once a week to see if thier back on thier feet yet.

    End result, More jobs in the American (Making Obama Happy, Along With Countless Polish & Some Possible Irish Immigrants) and Irish economy.

    Money is saved, Cowen gets sacked, water gets turned back on, Wages get raised now that Ireland is out of the Recession.

    EVERYONES HAPPY.

    Can the rest of this thread just be a petition for this guy to quit the internet?

    #1: fcussen


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,729 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    Rycn wrote: »
    Ireland has a population of 4.5 Million, Australia has a population of 21.5 Million, you do the maths.

    Were not all white btw.
    I thought it was 6 million... you haven't been Emmigratin' again have you?

    google and wikipedia disagree with eachother.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 722 ✭✭✭Rycn


    Overheal wrote: »
    I thought it was 6 million... you haven't been Emmigratin' again have you?

    google and wikipedia disagree with eachother.

    The Republic of Irelands population is estimated to be 4.5 million as of 2009. If you include Northern Ireland its estimated to be 6.2 million altogether.

    Also, i dont get the the last part of your post about "emmigratin'".


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 711 ✭✭✭Dr_Phil


    Id guess the OP meant...
    I don't give a sh1t what frustrated bigots mean.


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 35,731 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    IrishManSaipan, can you group all your nonsense in one post to make it easier to ignore/delete. Thanks.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,582 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    Most anti racists would claim we are all the one race, the human race. So how can one be racist?

    Anyways, the Poles are the same ethnicity as us Pads(OMG racism).......

    So how in gods green earth is the OPs post racist......

    This.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,227 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    Is it racist for Irish people to want their country to remain predominantly Irish? Is it racist for Irish citizens to reject foreigners who are a drain on the state finances......

    I dont think so.;)

    No surprise there.



    I didn't know that all of those bankers, developers and politicians were all foreign.:eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 711 ✭✭✭Dr_Phil


    Is it racist for Irish people to want their country to remain predominantly Irish? Is it racist for Irish citizens to reject foreigners who are a drain on the state finances......

    I dont think so.;)
    Then you are obviously wrong. As Irish Society (on which behalf you seem to be appointed to speak) voted for EU including all it's pro's and con's, then you have to either respect the will of the Irish Society or leave and maybe set your own state somwewhere in a middle of desert and keep it yours, only YOURS, YOUR OWN!!!

    And if you don't think so, then educate yourself:

    http://ec.europa.eu/justice_home/fsj/freetravel/fsj_freetravel_intro_en.htm

    "The right to free movement means that every EU citizen is entitled to travel freely around the Member States of the European Union and to settle anywhere within the EU."


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 617 ✭✭✭Hells Belle


    You see my point.... I dont think so. When one goes to Oz, one has to work to live there. When one arrives in Ireland, one can work for a year or two(if even) and then live off the Irish state.

    Such nonsense is not tolerated in the "Immigrant nation of Oz".

    Fair play to them.:)

    Untrue, if you have permanent residency you qualify for the dole after 2 years. Its the same here I believe.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,861 ✭✭✭RobbieTheRobber


    The problem is not with the polish, it's with the women working. If the women all gave up their jobs and looked after the cooking and cleaning then there would be plenty of jobs for both Irish and Polish males.

    I think this would also then increase community spirit as there would eb people in the communities during the day and this could have possible knock on effects for reducing crime.

    So its all the womens fault!


    Mod question?
    Sexism is ok yeah?
    Its just racism we dont like round here right?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    There are 43,000 Poles on the dole here. Add to that the amount on rent allowance, jobseekers allowance, etc and we are talking billions.

    Thanks to our government, they are wide to every benefit in the book.
    That's the governments fault, Irish people are at it too. The fact is it makes more sense for allot of people to be on benefits.
    After you take into account the cost of working (food, transport) your left with about as much as you'd have on the dole, if your lucky.
    Maybe you're one of those weird people that like breaking your back for other people, you may want to go to work.
    Most people want to get something out of working though and if they can get the same money sitting at home as working they'd be fools to waste their week working.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,262 ✭✭✭Buford T Justice


    There are 43,000 Poles on the dole here. Add to that the amount on rent allowance, jobseekers allowance, etc and we are talking billions.

    I see, and what about the hundreds of thousands of Irish people who are on the dole because they lost their job too?

    Is it ok for Irish to be on the dole here (due to circumstances or if they're just wasters) but not any other people?

    Thats racist. Do you happen to know how many Irish there are on the equivalent of the Dole in Poland?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,582 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    Mod question?
    Sexism is ok yeah?
    Its just racism we dont like round here right?

    No sexism is not OK, but I think the mods her are able to dstinguish between outright sexism and someone having a laugh.

    There is also a difference between sexism and generalising.

    Crap like:
    Originally Posted by IrishManSaipan
    Is it racist for Irish people to want their country to remain predominantly Irish? Is it racist for Irish citizens to reject foreigners who are a drain on the state finances......

    I dont think so

    Is racist, it's advocating ethnic cleansing.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,311 ✭✭✭Procasinator


    No, its Paddies. Over 150 Paddys have been forcibly removed from Oz and the US since Chrimbo(Ive no problem with that, you play by the rules, or else). None of the anti racism groups in Ireland have brought the subject up.

    Why?

    Because Ireland doesn't have any special agreements with the US or Australia.

    We can kick out Americans and Australians from Ireland too, as they are not in the EU.

    The rules of the EU mean the Polish are fully entitled to be in Ireland. Only Germany and Austria have had any limitations on this, and that is starting to change.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,619 ✭✭✭Bob_Harris


    Are we not the same race as the Polish?

    How can someone be racist against their own race?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,582 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    Bob_Harris wrote: »
    Are we not the same race as the Polish?

    How can someone be racist against their own race?

    See post No.39 Bob.

    It's always a good idea to read through the entire thread before you ask questions, a lot of the time they will have been answered before.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,619 ✭✭✭Bob_Harris


    TheZohan wrote: »
    See post No.39 Bob.

    It's always a good idea to read through the entire thread before you ask questions, a lot of the time they will have been answered before.

    Read through the entire thread? Madness. I just read the first few posts and reply regardless of how many pages are in between.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 909 ✭✭✭IrishManSaipan


    I see, and what about the hundreds of thousands of Irish people who are on the dole because they lost their job too?

    Is it ok for Irish to be on the dole here (due to circumstances or if they're just wasters) but not any other people?

    Thats racist.


    Why? Do you think having 45,652 Polish on the dole here is sustainable?

    http://www.cso.ie/px/pxeirestat/Dialog/Saveshow.asp
    Do you happen to know how many Irish there are on the equivalent of the Dole in Poland?

    Considering there are circa 1,000 Irish people in Poland Id say practically none. Not 45,652 anyway.


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