Holland Finally make it Illegal

PirateShampoo

Heres something i didn't know about Holland,

Apparently Holland is responsible for 80% of Bestiality Videos.

In Holland sex with animals had been legal as long as you could prove the animals were not injured.

So now the Government have decided to outright ban it and devastate country folk worldwide.

"The Internet potentially will lose one of its main sources of bestiality videos under a ban approved on Tuesday by the upper house of the Dutch parliament.

The new law bans human sex with animals, including in private situations where the animals are not injured, and prohibits the production or distribution of animal pornography, a summary of the law posted on the upper chamber's website said.

Given the illicit nature of the product, precise figures on animal pornography video sales are difficult to find, but the Dutch newspaper Algemeen Dagblad, in a 2007 survey, found that distributors in the Netherlands were responsible for some 80 percent of bestiality videos worldwide.

The bill was introduced in April 2007 and passed the lower house in July 2008, but took time to make its way through the upper house to final approval. It was not immediately clear how soon the law would go into effect.

Sex with animals had been legal in the Netherlands, as long as it could be proven the animals were not injured."

Source http://uk.news.yahoo.com/22/20100202/tpl-oukin-uk-dutch-bestiality-553508c.html

Xluna

Sheep shaggers nightmare. I can imagine a flock of culchies cancelling their tickets to Amsterdam.

BigDuffman

Que a mass exodus from Dutchland to Leitrim

Robbo

Does this explain the Katherine Lynch DVDs that were on the shelf last time I was in HMV? The distressed braying, painful scenes and agrarian cruelty cannot be allowed to continue.

PirateShampoo

Xluna wrote: »

Sheep shaggers rejoice. I can imagine a flock of culchies booking their tickets to Amsterdam.

In this case IBTB seems a good choice of words for them.

Johnnnybravo

Be a lot of upset Dub holiday makers so

genericguy

don't worry, as far as i'm aware both belladonna and sasha grey are still legal if anybody needs to be freaked out.

admiralofthefleet

the people of cavan must be shitting themselves

Denerick

This is an outrage. How is a calf supposed to know the difference between the phallus of a bull and the phallus of a human? Won't somebody please think of the children?

Sasquashie

PirateShampoo wrote: »

In Holland sex with animals had been legal as long as you could prove the animals were not injured.

Thank you for a genuine WTF moment.

Mike 1972

Dont they have an animal rights party in the Netherlands ?

The bill was introduced in April 2007 and passed the lower house in July 2008, but took time to make its way through the upper house to final approval.

explanation ?

TPD

Had me worried there for a second :P

bonerm

I once asked a horse for sex.

It just shook its head and went "neigh"

AnonoBoy

PirateShampoo wrote: »

In Holland sex with animals had been legal as long as you could prove the animals were not injured.

Unlike here where you have to prove that the animal was asking for it.

Mike 1972

bonerm wrote: »

I once asked a horse for sex.
It just shook its head and went "neigh"

There was a guy in the states who was released from prison a few months back after doing 3 years for sex with a horse.

Only to be arrested a few days later for reoffending with the same horse.

Obviously theyre in love

cian1500ww

More room for proper porn on the interwebs

My name is URL

It's still legal in alot of places, or at least wouldn't be punishable by a prison sentence, which is odd... it is abuse after all

Mike 1972

My name is URL wrote: »

it is abuse after all

Then again In the case of a horse one would imagine that the issue of consent would be a pretty moot one really :eek: :pac:

antodeco

If it was sex with a dog, I guess you could say it was barking up the wrong bush

Nichololas

Ah fųck, I saw the thread title and my heart jumped - I thought it was weed.

Fago!

Alot of boardsies are gonna be freaked.

Borneo Fnctn

No more inter species erotica? ****ing prudes.

Son Of A Vidic

Nothing surprises me with the Dutch, a mate of mines Auntie married Dutch stock. he was over one summer on holidays and the whole fcuking family took a bath together - naked!!....How sick is that?:eek::eek::eek:


* starts to wretch and vomit *

The Shtig

"...Netherlands were responsible for some 80 percent of bestiality videos worldwide."


They must love doggy style.

AckwelFoley

There is a chap in Athlone that was caught having sex with his neighbours dog through the fence. Ive been told this by 2 different people that would be considered a reliable source.

I was in his shop (he owns an autoparts store) a week or so ago... my fellow worker was buying some parts off him.. while i was making dog whimpering sounds..

Liam Byrne

snyper wrote: »

There is a chap in Athlone that was caught having sex with his neighbours dog through the fence. Ive been told this by 2 different people that would be considered a reliable source.

A splintered story, then ?

PirateShampoo

snyper wrote: »

There is a chap in Athlone that was caught having sex with his neighbours dog through the fence. Ive been told this by 2 different people that would be considered a reliable source.

I was in his shop (he owns an autoparts store) a week or so ago... my fellow worker was buying some parts off him.. while i was making dog whimpering sounds..

Was you hoping he would give you some through the fence loving?:D

cian1500ww

snyper wrote: »

There is a chap in Athlone that was caught having sex with his neighbours dog through the fence. Ive been told this by 2 different people that would be considered a reliable source.

I was in his shop (he owns an autoparts store) a week or so ago... my fellow worker was buying some parts off him.. while i was making dog whimpering sounds..

Typical Athlone people...:P

AckwelFoley

Liam Byrne wrote: »

A splintered story, then ?

ba da boom.

PirateShampoo wrote: »

Was you hoping he would give you some through the fence loving?:D

no. its a one way street.

cian1500ww wrote: »

Typical Athlone people...:P

He not from athlone. Hes from Carrick on shannon i believe. Came for the jobs.. tried to take our wimmens, had to settle for a little less

cian1500ww

snyper wrote: »

He not from athlone. Hes from Carrick on shannon i believe. Came for the jobs.. tried to take our wimmens, had to settle for a little less

The Roscommon side so...

SubrbanOblivion

Freaky stuff really.

Maybe they'll start a new kind of porn with this case I read about recently- Scottish guy gets in trouble for trying to have sex with a tree.

CredoInUnumDeum

Anal sex and beastiality are both on the same side of the spectrum of immorality. Certainly beastiality is far more abhorrent an act.

The whole "no harm principle" seems to have take a major setback. It's back to the drawing board in the liberal social engineering department. Thank God someone saw sense.

SubrbanOblivion

CredoInUnumDeum wrote: »

Anal sex and beastiality are both on the same side of the spectrum of immorality.

And I assume by this you mean *non-consentual* anal sex?

MaybeLogic

I sense a potential niche in the market here.
Ireland could rush in and fill the bestiality gap, get a few people off the dole.

Jesus Wept

In before RSH.

Mr Benevolent

Are you a donkey by any chance OP? You're taking an inordinate interest in whole thing.

dvpower

CredoInUnumDeum wrote: »

Anal sex and beastiality are both on the same side of the spectrum of immorality. Certainly beastiality is far more abhorrent an act.

The people in the article were having sex with a tree, a pavement and a bicycle.
I don't know if that's immoral or not, but I'm pretty sure its not either anal sex or bestiality.

Mike 1972

Mike 1972 wrote: »

Dont they have an animal rights party in the Netherlands ?

The bill was introduced in April 2007 and passed the lower house in July 2008, but took time to make its way through the upper house to final approval.

explanation ?

It wasn't a pay rise for the MP's, that's why!

snyper

snyper wrote: »

He not from athlone. Hes from Carrick on shannon i believe. Came for the jobs.. tried to take our wimmens, had to settle for a little lassie

fyp

I knew a farmer who once tried it on with one of his cows (not his missus, she was a bit of a bull), while doing the business it crossed it's legs and he became a soprano!

ejmaztec

snyper wrote: »

There is a chap in Athlone that was caught having sex with his neighbours dog through the fence. Ive been told this by 2 different people that would be considered a reliable source.

I was in his shop (he owns an autoparts store) a week or so ago... my fellow worker was buying some parts off him.. while i was making dog whimpering sounds..

Didn't he go to court and ask for 20 other fences to be taken into consideration?

ejmaztec

ejmaztec wrote: »

Didn't he go to court and ask for 20 other fences to be taken into consideration?

He'd already stolen the gate, but that's his stile!

Wacker

I remember the plethora of bestiality DVDs I saw on sale really took away from my experience of Amsterdam. I mean, they were on display in the shop windows. Is it prudish to say that if someone wants to see a picture of a girl sucking on a dog, they should at least have to enter the shop? Nasty stuff. They had titles like "Chicks that love little pink d*cks".
Charming.

dylano_k

So i said thanks, but ill keep the donkey

/cancels flight