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Tar-get practice

  • 02-02-2010 1:36pm
    #1
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭


    Your in a club or pub. You see Tar at the bar. This is the point where you have to put your chat up lines to Tar, and then Tar will tell you wether it would work!

    Tar, is your Dad a baker?....










    'Cuz you gots nice bunz!!!!!


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  • #2
    amoXx
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28 ✭amoXx


    Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It's just like a French kiss, but down under.

    And then Tar would be mine


  • #3
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,110 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Fago_25 wrote: »
    Your in a club or pub. You see Tar at the bar. This is the point where you have to put your chat up lines to Tar, and then Tar will tell you wether it would work!

    Tar, is your Dad a baker?....










    'Cuz you gots nice bunz!!!!!
    amoXx wrote: »
    Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It's just like a French kiss, but down under.

    And then Tar would be mine
    /throws ice frm drink onto ground and stands on it...


    ...now that I've broken the ice, threesome :pac:


  • #4
    NothingMan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,178 ✭✭✭✭NothingMan


    All male threesome............ I'm outta here.


  • #5
    Tar.Aldarion
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    NothingMan wrote: »
    All male threesome............ I'm outta here.

    Myself and amox at least are laydees!


  • #6
    cherryghost
    Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 17,137 Mod ✭✭✭✭cherryghost


    how do you pronounce Aldarion?

    al-dar-eee-on?


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  • #7
    NothingMan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,178 ✭✭✭✭NothingMan


    Hmmmm......... Ambiguous 3some......... Can I watch?


  • #8
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,110 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    now there be two doggings going on \o/


  • #9
    NothingMan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,178 ✭✭✭✭NothingMan


    Hehe, when I first saw \o/ I thought it was legs akimbo. Now I definitely think that it's appropriate.


  • #10
    amoXx
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28 ✭amoXx


    There are 256 bones in your body! Would you like another?


  • #11
    Tar.Aldarion
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    Oh I likes...I rmemeber hearing that now :D


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  • #12
    IvySlayer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,190 ✭✭✭✭IvySlayer


    Would you like to be a soldier? Cos I'll blow the hell out of you! Good tar-get practice indeed.


  • #13
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,110 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Tarection spotted :D


  • #14
    maameeo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,399 ✭✭✭✭maameeo


    NothingMan wrote: »
    Hehe, when I first saw \o/ I thought it was legs akimbo. Now I definitely think that it's appropriate.

    omg me too! dirty minds... i guess

    now if we could just make a symbol for a 'tarection' :rolleyes:


  • #15
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,110 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    It's clearly the vagina smiley.


    I have the symbol right here for you...especially after you cooked those potatoes for me, weak spot :D


  • #16
    neil_
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 274 ✭✭neil_


    Tar.Aldarion wrote: »
    It's clearly the vagina smiley.

    vaginas dont smile


  • #17
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,110 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    neil_ wrote: »
    vaginas dont smile

    Not around neil


  • #18
    neil_
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 274 ✭✭neil_


    Tar.Aldarion wrote: »
    Not around neil

    god ****ing damn


  • #19
    Tar.Aldarion
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    *flutters eyelashes*

    I feel dirty


  • #20
    That_Guy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    Are you free tonight Tar? Or will it cost me?


  • #21
    Tar.Aldarion
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    i'm always free, answers both ;)


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  • #22
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Tar..... I've misplaced my phone number...

    Can I have yours???:pac:


  • #23
    Larianne
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,954 ✭✭✭✭Larianne


    Fago_25 wrote: »
    Tar..... I've misplaced my phone number...

    Can I have yours???:pac:

    Lol.


  • #24
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,110 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    That ne might possibly work..all i sayin'... :D


  • #25
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    I'm a suave guy. You know that Tar.


  • #26
    Larianne
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,954 ✭✭✭✭Larianne


    *jealous*


  • #27
    Tar.Aldarion
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    Fago_25 wrote: »
    I'm a suave guy. You know that Tar.
    I was dazzled on friday by you :pac:
    Larianne wrote: »
    *jealous*
    *flutter in her direction*


  • #28
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Tar.Aldarion wrote: »
    I was dazzled on friday by you :pac:

    Can't blame you :)
    Tar.Aldarion wrote: »

    *flutter in her direction*
    Larianne wrote: »
    *jealous*

    *Flutters in Larianne's direction*


  • #29
    Larianne
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,954 ✭✭✭✭Larianne


    Sorry Fago, I'm not after you!

    Although I could seduce you then hide you in a bin. :D


  • #30
    pikachucheeks
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,488 ✭✭✭pikachucheeks


    I don't need a line! :cool:

    I just came here to say congratulations on your own sub forum, Tar ... I find the whole thing quite amusing!

    I'm off to laugh at your insane fans now! :p


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  • #31
    Larianne
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,954 ✭✭✭✭Larianne


    This is serious business Pika! :cool:


  • #32
    pikachucheeks
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,488 ✭✭✭pikachucheeks


    Larianne wrote: »
    This is serious business Pika! :cool:

    The modest man / woman / thing I once knew is long gone. *sigh*

    His ego is almost bigger than his ... eh :o ... brain at this point.


  • #33
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Larianne wrote: »
    Sorry Fago, I'm not after you!

    Although I could seduce you then hide you in a bin. :D

    I wasn't after you either. Tar was behind you and I was fluttering over to give Tar the drink I bought.

    Awe. Why would anyone do that to anyone?


  • #34
    Larianne
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,954 ✭✭✭✭Larianne


    Fago_25 wrote: »
    I wasn't after you either. Tar was behind you and I was fluttering over to give Tar the drink I bought.

    Awe. Why would anyone do that to anyone?

    Because you're in my way! :D


  • #35
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Good point.


  • #36
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,110 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    pikachucheeks wrote: »
    I don't need a line! :cool:

    I just came here to say congratulations on your own sub forum, Tar ... I find the whole thing quite amusing!

    I'm off to laugh at your insane fans now! :p
    You act as if you are not a fan... ;)

    pikachucheeks wrote: »
    The modest man / woman / thing I once knew is long gone. *sigh*

    His ego is almost bigger than his ... eh :o ... brain at this point.
    Oh i was never modest..I could be a hand model!


    Nah I don't think it could get that big. Do you? :D


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  • #37
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Tar.Aldarion wrote: »
    You act as if you are not a fan... ;)

    She's a damned liar is what she is!!!!!!!


  • #38
    Tar.Aldarion
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    Fago_25 wrote: »
    She's a damned liar is what she is!!!!!!!

    Ah I know she cant resist my giggle


  • #39
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Maybe there should be a forum charter?


  • #40
    Tar.Aldarion
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    Fago_25 wrote: »
    Maybe there should be a forum charter?

    You'd think so wouldn't you..but I'm a free bitch baby


  • #41
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Tar.Aldarion wrote: »
    You'd think so wouldn't you..but I'm a free bitch baby

    I know I love it!


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  • #42
    Sapsorrow
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,057 ✭✭✭Sapsorrow


    Fago_25 wrote: »
    I know I love it!

    Potatos aren't free f*cker! :mad:


  • #43
    Tar.Aldarion
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    khrystyna100 wrote: »
    Potatos aren't free f*cker! :mad:

    lmfao! I destroyed them! so good your food iz :)


  • #44
    Sapsorrow
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,057 ✭✭✭Sapsorrow


    Tar.Aldarion wrote: »
    lmfao! I destroyed them! so good your food iz :)

    Yup Ay's got da paedo candy luring skills! How old are you again? :pac:


  • #45
    Tar.Aldarion
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    khrystyna100 wrote: »
    Yup Ay's got da paedo candy luring skills! How old are you again? :pac:

    lmfao! I am not one of the jailbait ones...nearly 24. mmm jailbait veggies.
    Think you were what one year older?


    You still have the skillz tho :P


  • #46
    Sapsorrow
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,057 ✭✭✭Sapsorrow


    Tar.Aldarion wrote: »
    lmfao! I am not one of the jailbait ones...nearly 24. mmm jailbait veggies.
    Think you were what one year older?


    You still have the skillz tho :P

    Ha yer legal nice one no need for my trench coat and clove sweets then.. *puts coat back into the closet*.....

    I'm 25 in about 3 weeks! :eek: I'm getting old, my f*ckin toes are getting hairy n everything than f*ck I'm blonde!!! :D


  • #47
    pikachucheeks
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,488 ✭✭✭pikachucheeks


    khrystyna100 wrote: »
    my f*ckin toes are getting hairy n everything than f*ck I'm blonde!!! :D

    ... Is that a line you'd use on Tar?! :eek:


  • #48
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    If I know Tar, it'd probably work.


  • #49
    Sapsorrow
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,057 ✭✭✭Sapsorrow


    pikachucheeks wrote: »
    ... Is that a line you'd use on Tar?! :eek:

    Meh been there done that an learnt de skills. He;s in the bag now..


  • #50
    pikachucheeks
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,488 ✭✭✭pikachucheeks


    khrystyna100 wrote: »
    Meh been there done that an learnt de skills. He;s in the bag now..

    Until the rohypnol wears off, at least! :D:pac:


  • #51
    Tar.Aldarion
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    Sarky wrote: »
    If I know Tar, it'd probably work.
    You do know me sir :pac:

    /strokes chin
    khrystyna100 wrote: »
    Meh been there done that an learnt de skills. He;s in the bag now..
    /looks out of bag as she seals top *whimper*
    khrystyna100 wrote: »
    Ha yer legal nice one no need for my trench coat and clove sweets then.. *puts coat back into the closet*.....

    I'm 25 in about 3 weeks! :eek: I'm getting old, my f*ckin toes are getting hairy n everything than f*ck I'm blonde!!! :D

    Well there is no need...but you can still use them ;)


    God you're ancient! not..god. (:

    you are blonde nao?


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