would you sell your thong?

chrisj69

Picture this, you're on your way home from college / work and this guy walks up to you and asks you for directions somewhere, after you have finished giving directions, he asks are you wearing a thong? when you answer out of surprise, he says will you take it off and give it to me for €30?

This is exactly what happend to a friend of mine the other day, she said give me €50 and i'll do it, and sure enough the guy handed her €50 and she slid off her thong (worth €5).

What I want to know is, was my friend mad? or would other women do the same thing?

Vain

*awaits regular AH members prev response*


Why pay for a thong when you can rub your fingers on a skips taytos and get the smell for free.

mikom

As predicted.

Call me old fashioned, but I prefer regular cotton panties to a thong..... There's just so much more to sniff.

FlutterinBantam

Uses them for flavouring casseroles I'm told.

Slip 'em into the steamer and melt all the arse mulch and growler gunk off the crotch.

Add in the 'juice' and a very robust flavour to your casserole will result.

So I'm told.

builttospill

Admit it-you're wearing a suit made from your mother's skin right now.

pennylane22

If I was really short of cash I guess I would!

Dave!

That's pretty hot

I'd never sell my thong though

Orim

Vain wrote: »

*awaits regular AH members prev response*

Did this topic come up before?

ibarelycare

chrisj69 wrote: »

Picture this, you're on your way home from college / work and this guy walks up to you and asks you for directions somewhere, after you have finished giving directions, he asks are you wearing a thong? when you answer out of surprise, he says will you take it off and give it to me for €30?

This is exactly what happend to a friend of mine the other day, she said give me €50 and i'll do it, and sure enough the guy handed her €50 and she slid off her thong (worth €5).

What I want to know is, was my friend mad? or would other women do the same thing?

Where did she go to slip off her thong??

bonerm

It's an offer that's not to be sniffed at.

neilthefunkeone

ibarelycare wrote: »

Where did she go to slip off her thong??

Would have added another €50 if she did it in front of me...

mikom

ibarelycare wrote: »

Where did she go to slip off her thong??

Her name was Hansel.

Paulyh

If it was 'that time of the month' :eek:.............would that be considered a bonus buy?? or would he ask for the money back??

chrisj69

ibarelycare wrote: »

Where did she go to slip off her thong??

That was my 1st question for her, she said she was wearing a skirt, so she literally just pulled it off in front of this guy.

I thought she was nuts, but she just said to me €45 profit a week before pay day.

Xinkai

Lol see we were right, men! Women WILL do anything for money!

I love my thong, sentimental value, wouldn't sell for 50

Dudess

A few practical issues: how to remove it discreetly, having to go commando for a while afterwards... but, money is money, so yes.

ibarelycare

chrisj69 wrote: »

That was my 1st question for her, she said she was wearing a skirt, so she literally just pulled it off in front of this guy.

I thought she was nuts, but she just said to me €45 profit a week before pay day.

That's the trampiest thing I've ever heard.

Dudess

Paulyh wrote: »

If it was 'that time of the month' :eek:.............would that be considered a bonus buy??

Sans feminine barrier product.

or would he ask for the money back??

Avec feminine barrier product.

Töpher

chrisj69 wrote: »

That was my 1st question for her, she said she was wearing a skirt, so she literally just pulled it off in front of this guy.

I thought she was nuts, but she just said to me €45 profit a week before pay day.

A week? Is this a regular occurence?

A fool and his money are easily parted, you may as well take the opportunity to be the one seperating them.

4zn76tysfajdxp

Dudess wrote: »

A few practical issues: how to remove it discreetly, having to go commando for a while afterwards... but, money is money, so yes.

PM sent.

bonerm

Dudess wrote: »

A few practical issues: how to remove it discreetly, having to go commando for a while afterwards... but, money is money, so yes.

pm sent.

MaybeLogic

ibarelycare wrote: »

That's the trampiest thing I've ever heard.

It's just good, clean (?) business.

Wazdakka

It was probably a college treasure hunt or something,
I remember running around the city centre trying to find a girl to give me her bra a few years ago for one of those...
The prize was worth about 300 quid.

ibarelycare wrote: »

Where did she go to slip off her thong??

Maybe she was wearing a skirt or dress..

Paulyh wrote: »

If it was 'that time of the month' :eek:.............would that be considered a bonus buy?? or would he ask for the money back??

Do many women wear a thong when they're on the blob??
I woulda thought it was out with the parachute knickers for the few days.

Dudess

ibarelycare wrote: »

That's the trampiest thing I've ever heard.

Can't see why - honestly. It's sleazy, sure, but a business transaction that should last mere minutes.

Menengroth™

thread starter is conducting market research.

abouttobebanned

This thread is pretty hot for a Tuesday.

Dudess

Wazdakka wrote: »

Do many women wear a thong when they're on the blob??

Doubt it - it's asking for trouble.

4zn76tysfajdxp

bonerm wrote: »

pm sent.

I SAW HER FIRST! :mad:

PCPhoto

chrisj69 wrote: »

Picture this, you're on your way home from college / work and this guy walks up to you and asks you for directions somewhere, after you have finished giving directions, he asks are you wearing a thong? when you answer out of surprise, he says will you take it off and give it to me for €30?

This is exactly what happend to a friend of mine the other day, she said give me €50 and i'll do it, and sure enough the guy handed her €50 and she slid off her thong (worth €5).

What I want to know is, was my friend mad? or would other women do the same thing?

Pics or ....oh wel...just want pics please :P

how does she know the guy didnt have a photographer watching him - and photographing her doing it ? seems a little (a lot) seedy.

Do ya think she could have gotten more money from him ? .... lets face it ....she actually haggled with the guy ?

Amalgam

Dudess wrote: »

Can't see why - honestly. It's sleazy, sure, but a business transaction that should last mere minutes.

Umm..

Juliet Orange Newsprint

Juliet Orange Newsprint wrote: »

PM sent.

bonerm wrote: »

pm sent.

I sense an auction. You should get them to bid against each other Dudess, then sell the loser a 2nd g-string on the sly.

Profit.

Vain wrote: »

Why pay for a thong when you can rub your fingers on a skips taytos and get the smell for free.

I've heard it mentioned on Boards before, but thought people were taking the piss. Do you actually refer to all crisps as taytos? Does that not get confusing at all?......i.e......"Give us a packet of Meanies Taytos"..."huh?"......"not them taytos, the other taytos"

Thats pretty mad.

bonerm

Dudess wrote: »

Can't see why - honestly. It's sleazy, sure, but a business transaction that should last mere minutes.

That's right, slowly does it!

Dudess

Honestly, I would just see it as a business transaction - nothing sexual for the vendor.

chrisj69

Dudess wrote: »

Honestly, I would just see it as a business transaction - nothing sexual for the vendor.

So would you honestly do it?

careful if you say yes, you will have twenty people asking where you work and what way you walk home!

Dudess

Well I wasn't treating this thread as a serious one but honestly? I don't know whether I would, but if a guy is willing to pay money for it and there's somewhere handy like a portaloo nearby and no personal details are exchanged, and the two then go their separate ways, what harm?

homerjay2005

thats creepy and wrong to be honest...i think most girls would be appaled at this unless your mate fancied your man and was turned on by this?

very strange thing to happen i think.

Bonito

Thongs are rank IMO. With or without said packet of skip flavourings. Give me a girl in laced french knickers

And yes I know that ye wimmin wear them to avoid the "knicker line" or whatever on sertain items of clothing but when us men look closely we can still see what underwear you're wearing so ye may aswel give us somethin' fancy to goggle at :P

Caveat

Dudess wrote: »

Well I wasn't treating this thread as a serious one but honestly? I don't know whether I would, but if a guy is willing to pay money for it and there's somewhere handy like a portaloo nearby and no personal details are exchanged, and the two then go their separate ways, what harm?

So would you perform a different act, deemed to be sexual (as I'm certain it was on the buyer's part) by someone willing to pay for it?

Though I think it's a bit sleazy I don't have any particular 'moral' difficulties with the OP's friend but I see very little difference between this and prostitution.

Dudess

Bonito wrote: »

Thongs are rank IMO.

Thongs are a bit "wider" than g-strings though. G-strings are the rankest IMO.

Caveat wrote: »

So would you perform a different act, deemed to be sexual (as I'm certain it was on the buyer's part) by someone willing to pay for it?

Why do you ask? I think the two are miles apart.

I see very little difference between this and prostitution.

Why? What part of her body is she selling?

chrisj69

Caveat wrote: »

So would you perform a different act, deemed to be sexual (as I'm certain it was on the buyer's part) by someone willing to pay for it?

Though I think it's a bit sleazy I don't have any particular 'moral' difficulties with the OP's friend but I see very little difference between this and prostitution.

I thought it was a little bit weird when my friend told me, but I don't think this anything like prostitution. From speaking to my friend, she thought it was hilarious that a guy wanted her thong, took it as a bit of a compliment too, so did most of our female friends.

*Kol*

That guy is obviuosly a budding rapist/serial killer. He probably couldn't believe his luck to find somebody stupid/mad enough to de-tog in the middle of the street.

Dudess

*Kol* wrote: »

That guy is obviuosly a budding rapist/serial killer.

Obviously he is, yes...

Seriously, he has a not remotely unusual fetish and his way of going about procuring the items is weird and sleazy, yes, but all the woman has to do is say "no".

Bonito

Caveat wrote: »

Though I think it's a bit sleazy I don't have any particular 'moral' difficulties with the OP's friend but I see very little difference between this and prostitution.

She's merely selling the garment covering her tata and maybe a few lady love juice residues for him to sniffle on him :rolleyes:

You'd swear she was presenting herself there and then and inviting him to stick it to her after she whipped the thong off.

Then again we all know that when the wimmin is wearing a skirt there's no need for the said thong or g-string to come off to have "access"

Dudess wrote: »

Thongs are a bit "wider" than g-strings though. G-strings are the rankest IMO.

Ugh Don't get me started! They're both, in my opinion and preferences, unattractive and rank! :mad:

What part of her body is she selling?

Unless there's a pubic hair or some love juice on that thong then the answer is..............




























NONE

Bonito

*Kol* wrote: »

That guy is obviuosly a budding rapist/serial killer..

OR he's obviously single and has a fetish for womens underwear

Maybe he's in to the whole cross dressing scene :rolleyes:

Caveat

Dudess wrote: »

Why do you ask? I think the two are miles apart.

Which two? I didn't mention anything else. Do you disagree that this provided the payer with a kick? I think that much is obvious. My point is, would you do anything else that wasn't necessarily overtly sexual but that would give the payer a kick?

Why? What part of her body is she selling?

As above. People pay for all sorts of stuff from prostitutes. Doesn't have to be conventionally sexual or involving obvious intimacy or whatever.

"I want oral sex because it would give me a sexual thrill" "€100 please"

"I want to throw fluffy dice at you whilst you stand fully clothed singing because it would give me a sexual thrill"
"€100 please"

Maybe women would be more willing to do the second option but it's still selling yourself for sexual gratification.

Bonito

TBH If a girl offered me 50 quid for my boxers I'd have them off before she can get the money out of her purse! Then again they'd have to be lucky to catch me on a day where I'm not going commando :pac:

That's a joke BTW. Never go commando with jeans on :eek:

On holidays it's cool though , shorts and trackies and what have ya :cool:

stovelid

Sniffing warm bicycle seats offers a more cost-effective and geographically dispersed pervert experience.

Bonito

stovelid wrote: »

Sniffing warm bicycle seats offers a more cost-effective and geographically dispersed pervert experience.

Or bring a wrench with you and, knicker, it off the bicycle:D

Asmodean

That's just ****ing way too weird to be honest. She must be some hoore I'd say.

Dudess

Asmodean wrote: »

She must be some hoore I'd say.

I fail to see how...

Asmodean

I fail to see how...

Right I'm not touching that one with a barge pole.