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In from the pub . . .

  • 31-01-2010 2:53am
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,699 ✭✭✭


    Hi everyone!

    Slightly pissed so bear with me!

    Don't you just hate when some nights end?

    I don't go out too often and usually it's an ok night but tonight was great fun and I'm sorry that I'm home now on my own and the fun is over.

    I have beers and other stuff to keep me going but I wish I wasn't alone now to enjoy them.

    :(

    ps MODS after reading back through this; I'm not sure how the thread will be received, I'm just merry and want some company, feel free to move or whatever . . .
    Tagged:


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,659 ✭✭✭CrazyRabbit


    What pub is open until after 2:30am?

    Or did you crawl home? :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    mud wrote: »
    Location: in your pants

    I can't believe you lied about your location.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,699 ✭✭✭mud


    What pub is open until after 2:30am?

    Or did you crawl home? :p

    Oh she lives in a house, a very small house in the country :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    mud wrote: »
    I have beers and other stuff to keep me going but I wish I wasn't alone now to enjoy them.
    Your never alone, Jesus is always watching, and possibly masturbating. He's quite vain and get's his jollies watching people poo, he's the one standing in the corner that you can't quite tell is female or male.
    What pub is open until after 2:30am?
    Any half decent ones, or all country pubs. Out here you have to wait until your sure the guards off duty so that you can drive home.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,215 ✭✭✭Mrmoe


    At least you have beer, think of the rest of us who have drank the house dry:(


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,221 ✭✭✭✭m5ex9oqjawdg2i


    Why do people have the urge to tell other people that they are just in from the pub?

    It's a Saturday night...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,699 ✭✭✭mud


    Too true about the guards but actually had a dessie tonight, and he did the whole 'I'm a cool dessie . . . . until around 2am . . . then it was all: 'ooh I've a match in the morning' :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,699 ✭✭✭mud


    Why do people have the urge to tell other people that they are just in from the pub?

    It's a Saturday night...

    Dude, read my op pleeeeease.

    It's not that "I'm in from the pub" wooo *fart* etc

    I'm just looking for some laughs afore I hit the leaba.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 19,080 ✭✭✭✭Random


    why did the chicken cross the road?

    the fox had him at gunpoint.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    Random wrote: »
    why did the chicken cross the road?
    Because it was a mindless beast that didn't understand the concept of roads and thought it was running to freedom?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 19,080 ✭✭✭✭Random


    ScumLord wrote: »
    Because it was a mindless beast that didn't understand the concept of roads and thought it was running to freedom?
    i already gave the answer but nice try i guess ?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,149 ✭✭✭J.S. Pill


    waaahhh!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    OP didn't pull then?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    That_Guy wrote: »
    OP didn't pull then?

    Pull what?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,699 ✭✭✭mud


    Pull what?

    my finger?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,339 ✭✭✭me-skywalker


    Man city are bit like Paul McCartney, both got excited about one leg.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,699 ✭✭✭mud


    Man city are bit like Paul McCartney, both got excited after about leg.

    say WHAT?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 420 ✭✭whiteboy


    I was out tonight, just the usual go out every weekend, it was absolute muck as always.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,339 ✭✭✭me-skywalker


    mud wrote: »
    say WHAT?

    edited lol


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,699 ✭✭✭mud


    Time to go to sleep now

    night night

    day day


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,362 ✭✭✭K4t


    My cock needs a pull and I'm too drunk to do it.

    Good thread:)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,333 ✭✭✭✭itsallaboutheL


    ScumLord wrote: »
    Your never alone, Tar. is always watching, and possibly masturbating. He's quite vain and get's his jollies watching people poo, he's the one standing in the corner that you can't quite tell is female or male.

    indeed


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    K4t wrote: »
    My cock needs a pull and I'm too drunk to do it.

    Good thread:)

    You can type but you can't pull the balls off yourself? Where oh where are your priorities?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,467 ✭✭✭Wazdakka


    Ninjaedit...


    What the hell was I drinking last night?
    Don't even remember making this post.
    I'm fitting a bloody breathalyzer to my laptop..


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 6,315 ✭✭✭Jazzy


    Wazdakka wrote: »
    <_<

    >_>

    Fyp..

    Tarlove pimping Ojerk link.

    *No personal offense intended.. Waz is drunk.. Please dont ban me.. Yadda yadda.. I'm not too wrong tho :P

    wazdakka has mental health issues


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,362 ✭✭✭K4t


    That_Guy wrote: »
    You can type but you can't pull the balls off yourself? Where oh where are your priorities?
    To be honest, nobody could. I'm impotent when that drunk.:(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,582 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    mud wrote: »
    feel free to move or whatever . . .

    Ok then.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,494 ✭✭✭citizen_p


    21st last night, me mate got sick in my bed so i made him wash it and change the covers. and the night before i was at a gaf party.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,699 ✭✭✭mud


    TheZohan wrote: »
    Ok then.

    :o


    . . . you just made my hangover feel sticky :eek:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,763 ✭✭✭Sheeps


    ScumLord wrote: »
    Because it was a mindless beast that didn't understand the concept of roads and thought it was running to freedom?

    This chicken who is a mindless beast that doesn't understand the concept of a road, understands the concept of freedom?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    K4t wrote: »
    To be honest, nobody could. I'm impotent when that drunk.:(

    Ladies...... Stay away.


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