How often do you pee

Red_Marauder

Now before someone says this is a medical issue, it's not, I'm fine, I definitely don't have diabetes or bladder issues or basically anything medically wrong, I just pee very frequently.

I cannot go out for dinner with friends without leaving to leave to go to the bathroom twice or maybe three times through a meal. I think they must get the impression I'm doing coke in there or something. Does anyone else experience this?
Or are you a camel sort who only pees on leap years during a total eclipse?

It's surprisingly debilitating, you know. Especially when there is alcohol involved. I can only imagine how much worse it must be for girls with their small bladders and cubicle queues, no wonder they spend most of the time in bathrooms.

So how often do you reckon you pee? I reckon I pee about every hour on average, and then some during the night.

m@cc@

I never pee

As often as possible. Sometimes I just go to the loo to collect my thoughts.

itsnotmyname

dont drink 2 much coffee or tea late at night

starbelgrade

Women pee. Men p*ss.

itsnotmyname

jeez .....so its turning into a race to the loo !!!

Tar.Aldarion

I never pee

few times a fday...if I drink a diuretic like a lot of alcohols...every 2 mins!

m@cc@

I never pee

starbelgrade wrote: »

Men p*ss.

Well actually, men piss and then 90% of the time followed by a pre-poo warning.

Red_Marauder

once every 2-3 hours - or whatever average is

If you only pee a couple times a day, does your pee smell very bad? Is it very strong? Colour?

I think my pee is so clear I could drink it.
But I just have a sprite.
Then I pee again.

m@cc@

I never pee

Red_Marauder wrote: »

I think my pee is so clear I could drink it.

I feel that way about Miller.

Tar.Aldarion

I never pee

Red_Marauder wrote: »

If you only pee a couple times a day, does your pee smell very bad? Is it very strong? Colour?

I think my pee is so clear I could drink it.
But I just have a sprite.
Then I pee again.

It varies in colour...clear to yellow...doesn't smell much, enjoy the info!

OutlawPete

Red_Marauder wrote: »

I cannot go out for dinner with friends without leaving to leave to go to the bathroom twice or maybe three times through a meal. I think they must get the impression I'm doing coke in there or something. Does anyone else experience this?

Have you been tested for Diabetes?

Red_Marauder

once every 2-3 hours - or whatever average is

OutlawPete wrote: »

Have you been tested for Diabetes?

Loads of times, but I'm afraid it's just my TB (tiny bladder)

liah

I never pee

2-3 times a day, I guess. It's only slightly yellow in the morning when I've just woken up, rest of the time it's pretty much clear as I drink a lot of water.

m@cc@

I never pee

Red_Marauder wrote: »

how much worse it must be for girls with their small bladders and cubicle queues

That's not why the queues are long. It's because they spend that much time gabbing about men and then making themselves pretty.

Red_Marauder

once every 2-3 hours - or whatever average is

m@cc@ wrote: »

That's not why the queues are long. It's because they spend that much time gabbing about men and then making themselves pretty.

and making out

Piste

I never pee

I pee twice, -maybe- three times a day. One first thing in the morning, once before I go to bed. Maybe once during the day if I'm drinking a lot of liquids.

McChubbin

once every 2-3 hours - or whatever average is

Over 9,000.

Had to be done.

m@cc@

I never pee

Red_Marauder wrote: »

and making out

Only the good-looking ones.

The_Kew_Tour

I dont Pee, im hard

seanybiker

once every 2-3 hours - or whatever average is

I went for 3 in the last half hour but Im drinking. Normally about 1 an hour

The_B_Man

m@cc@ wrote: »

Only the good-looking ones.

They also have pillow fights in the jacks too. Thats why they always have to re-touch up their makeup.

stovelid

I tend not to count.

Caveat

only a couple times per day, i store it in my hump

As long as underlying health conditions can be ruled out, urinating frequently is generally healthy - healthier than urinating infrequently anyway. More than once per hour and during the night is a bit excessive - annoying but nothing much to worry about. I'm about every 2 hours.

Plenty of things (apart from the obvious) can increase the frequency e.g. oats, garlic, pepper...

Wazdakka

I never pee

stovelid wrote: »

I tend not to count.

+1

But I'd say the most I pee is four times a day.
Ant that;s with my usual 15 cups of coffee.

If I'm drinking, and the seal has been broken...
You could probably push that up to twice an hour.

3qsmavrod5twfe

I never pee

adrian280582 wrote: »

I dont Pee, im hard

Peeing with an erection can be quite difficult.

There is a formula based on the mathematical equation of a parabola, where the distance you need to stand from the toilet is proportional to the angle of your erection as well as a multiplying factor based on how bad you need to pee (its actually more directly linked to muzzle velocity)*

That or think of Maggie Thatcher with a strap-on giving it to Jo Brand which is a horn killer!








*May be complete bullsh*t

Caveat

only a couple times per day, i store it in my hump

Sebastian Bald Zipper wrote: »

That or think of Maggie Thatcher with a stap-on giving it to Jo Brand which is a horn killer!

Actually I would find it has the opposite effect - but maybe that's just me.

MissIT

I never pee

Normaly I only need to go a couple of times a day but if im drinking alcohol it's like every half an hour

NothingMan

only a couple times per day, i store it in my hump

Just get yourself an adult nappy. Imagine all the time you'll save on running to a toilet every hour. Just change the nappy once every couple of days or people will think you're a weirdo.

Bonito

I never pee

Only a couple times a day but that's just because I don't drink enough liquids.

Hank_Jones

I never pee

Check out the people that never pee at all.

Freaks.:D

Gillington

only a couple times per day, i store it in my hump

Going for one now,Ill update this as the day goes by!


Nah usually 2-3 times a day

Cuddlesworth

I don't pee, I hose down whatever happens to be in front of me when I feel the need to urinate.

Lamposts, doors, walls, Women, laptop's, small animals, children toys, children have all know the wrath of my powerful stream.

MaybeLogic

My pee diary says six.

mardybumbum

only a couple times per day, i store it in my hump

I go for a slash about 7-8 times a day.
I thought it was quite excessive so I got checked out for the auld diabetes.
All is good in the hood though.

When Im drinking alcohol I can go every half an hour.

phasers

About 3 times a day

az2wp0sye65487

Depends how hydrated I am

Cookie_Monster

I piss enough to keep me empty

Jay P

I don't pee, I piss. Only girls pee.

Red_Marauder

once every 2-3 hours - or whatever average is

Actually, going on most Irish girls I know, I think most of them "piss".

Personally I prefer women never to go to the bathroom at all.

tba

I never pee

I tend to go once every 12 hours.

Aibreann

if I drink lot of beers ...oooh, a lot, if I have only my coffee all day, only few times

citizen_p

I never pee

3 maybe 4 times a day.... up, lunch, dinner, before sleep

Senna

I'd go once every 1-2 hours, but never during the night. i've been checked for diabetes and every things fine.

ColaBeDamned

I.P. Freely

Caveat

only a couple times per day, i store it in my hump

Ah but how often do you poo? That's the more controversial question. I seriously can't believe how some people go without for literally days on end. Can't be right.

At least twice a day for me BTW. Sometimes more.

Perhaps we need another thread...:)

NothingMan

only a couple times per day, i store it in my hump

Caveat wrote: »

Ah but how often do you poo? That's the more controversial question. I seriously can't believe how some people go without for literally days on end. Can't be right.

At least twice a day for me BTW. Sometimes more.

Perhaps we need another thread...:)

A small poo maybe 3 - 4 times a day with a massive one on the weekends after all the beer and kebabs.

weiland79

I never pee

I used to piss in really obscure places in my sleep.Many years ago when i still lived with the folks i used to piss in wardrobes,slippers the kitchen everwhere except the toilet.I even woke up one night in my parents bedroom after my mother had given my testicles a good sharp twist as she had woken up with me standing over her about to piss on her head.
oh forgot 2-3 times

Diabhal Beag

I never pee

3 times a day

littletiger

I never pee

Toilet Seat Up or Down?

Max Power1

only a couple times per day, i store it in my hump

about once every 1 to 2 hours, more if im havin the few tins

Lia_lia

once every 2-3 hours - or whatever average is

Oh God yeah I'm the same. It's awful. I pee about 2 times per hour. And about every 15 minutes if I'm out drinking. Seriously. My bladder is fucked. All my friends mock me about it. Should *probably* get it checked out. But I reckon it's just the way I am. Wahh.