Real-life Tar flirtations go here!

Sarky · 25-01-2010 6:13pm #1

This one time, Tar and I were playing a multiplayer game in a LAN centre in Galway, and I shot Tar in the face (in the game >_>), and I blew Tar a sexy kiss!

So when and where in real life have you flirted with Tar?

Larianne · 25-01-2010 9:06pm

I clicked my sparkley heels at him once. Seemed to impress...

Was at a Boards beers back in the day...

I'm working on another reunion....

Minus the smelly nerds........

Abi · 25-01-2010 9:48pm

She is minnnnnne ALLLLLLLLL MINNNNNNNEEEEEEEE!

y'all stay away now or I scratch faces :mad:

/flutters eyelashes at Tar

hehehe :pac:

Larianne · 25-01-2010 10:11pm

I know how to put on false eyelashes and I've mega big ones that I'm gonna use.. and flutter away at Tar.

Tar.Aldarion · 25-01-2010 11:01pm

Larianne wrote: »

I know how to put on false eyelashes and I've mega big ones that I'm gonna use.. and flutter away at Tar.

Tar can always tell they are fake...tar still gets aroused

Abigayle wrote: »

She is minnnnnne ALLLLLLLLL MINNNNNNNEEEEEEEE!

y'all stay away now or I scratch faces :mad:

/flutters eyelashes at Tar

hehehe :pac:

If I could say what I want to say
I'd say I want to blow you--away
Be with you every night
Am I squeezing you too tight?
If I could see what I want to see
I want to see you go down--on one knee...on both knees

artistic license :pac:

Larianne wrote: »

I clicked my sparkley heels at him once. Seemed to impress...

Was at a Boards beers back in the day...

I'm working on another reunion....

Minus the smelly nerds........

They impressed me a lot! I was but jailbait back then, ah memories

Sarky wrote: »

This one time, Tar and I were playing a multiplayer game in a LAN centre in Galway, and I shot Tar in the face (in the game >_>), and I blew Tar a sexy kiss!

So when and where in real life have you flirted with Tar?

I miss it so, good ole galway and all the shooting things in faces, boy howdy

25-01-2010 11:17pm

Tar introduced me to a buddha bag once, well me and 3 other gingers.

Tar.Aldarion · 25-01-2010 11:48pm

God that a was a dirty filthy night...these stories all sound so odd, funny that theya re true

Sarky · 26-01-2010 12:02am

Gingers? That IS filthy.

Larianne · 26-01-2010 8:46pm

Tar.Aldarion wrote: »

They impressed me a lot! I was but jailbait back then, ah memories

You grew nicely though.

Tar.Aldarion · 26-01-2010 11:48pm

Larianne wrote: »

You grew nicely though.

That night is private!

Larianne · 27-01-2010 12:14pm

not any more!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anyway, tis not a bad thing like...;)

Jazzy · 31-01-2010 6:26am

i got me cock out at a lan but all i got back was eyelashes. waste of $$$ tbh

Tar.Aldarion · 31-01-2010 12:39pm

That was not DotA in your pants...fool me once shame on me

ToniTuddle · 23-02-2010 1:20pm

I knew I had a real life encounter with Tar!
I knew that was him in the photo....strange interesting silent creature that he was that night.

Galway : Over 3 years or so ago

DannieMcQ organises a mini boards beers in Galway. A young innocent ToniTuddle has never heard of such a website.
Off we trot to the Blue Note and along comes some random folks.
I take photos of these interesting folks....they are afraid of me and stare oddly. One young thing in particular.....Tar!

The photo was taken shortly after I kneed DannieMcQ in the balls...that's another story though.

Abi · 23-02-2010 8:50pm

ToniTuddle wrote: »

The photo was taken shortly after I kneed DannieMcQ in the balls...that's another story though.

Story exchange! If you do, I'll tell you the one where Tar attacked a duck :pac:

Tar.Aldarion · 23-02-2010 10:09pm

ToniTuddle wrote: »

I knew I had a real life encounter with Tar!
I knew that was him in the photo....strange interesting silent creature that he was that night.

Galway : Over 3 years or so ago

DannieMcQ organises a mini boards beers in Galway. A young innocent ToniTuddle has never heard of such a website.
Off we trot to the Blue Note and along comes some random folks.
I take photos of these interesting folks....they are afraid of me and stare oddly. One young thing in particular.....Tar!

The photo was taken shortly after I kneed DannieMcQ in the balls...that's another story though.

Oh dear! i demand to be PMed these pics :eek:
Jog mah memory! Did I have short hair? I think I remember staring oddly...but that's a lot of nights with dannie..I love the blue note!
I was quiet was I? hehehe.

knee him good! Did he tell you it was me?

Abitar wrote: »

Story exchange! If you do, I'll tell you the one where Tar attacked a duck :pac:

That was a secret!!!!:p

pikachucheeks · 24-02-2010 1:15am

Tar.Aldarion wrote: »

If I could say what I want to say
I'd say I want to blow you--away
Be with you every night
Am I squeezing you too tight?
If I could see what I want to see
I want to see you go down--on one knee...

I love that song!

As for RL flirtations, I'd have to be honest... He did try to flirt with me once, claiming to be "priesty Paul" ... He's very much in to Catholic role plays!
:pac:

seanybiker · 24-02-2010 1:16am

Ok im gonna have to demand a picture of this Tar one to see what all the fecking hype is about. Is she actually good looking or is it one of them, lets make the fat person happy things?

pikachucheeks · 24-02-2010 1:19am

seanybiker wrote: »

Ok im gonna have to demand a picture of this Tar one to see what all the fecking hype is about. Is she actually good looking or is it one of them, lets make the fat person happy things?

I'll go for the latter.

Tar is extremely fat. She makes Dawn French look like Nicole Richie.
People just like her because they know there's plenty to go round!

Sarky · 24-02-2010 1:30am

Also, fat girls try harder.

Sarky · 24-02-2010 1:54am

That was, of course, a terrible lie. Tar.Aldarion possesses the shapely curves of Jeri "7 of 9" Ryan.

Tar.Aldarion · 24-02-2010 2:59am

Sarky wrote: »

That was, of course, a terrible lie. Tar.Aldarion possesses the shapely curves of Jeri "7 of 9" Ryan.

Ànd more implants.

Abi · 24-02-2010 3:07am

Well, fuck a duck :pac:

Tar.Aldarion · 24-02-2010 3:11am

Oh you know I would!

IvySlayer · 24-02-2010 4:00am

Sarky wrote: »

That was, of course, a terrible lie. Tar.Aldarion possesses the shapely curves of Jeri "7 of 9" Ryan.

Ohhh I'd Tar can I introduce you to 6 of 9????

entropi · 25-02-2010 10:26pm

pikachucheeks wrote: »

As for RL flirtations, I'd have to be honest... He did try to flirt with me once, claiming to be "priesty Paul" ... He's very much in to Catholic role plays!
:pac:

Priesty Paul...oh i remember that night i was there:pac: Halloween allows a woman to dress up as all sort of things, even a priest:p

seanybiker wrote: »

Ok im gonna have to demand a picture of this Tar one to see what all the fecking hype is about. Is she actually good looking or is it one of them, lets make the fat person happy things?

Tar is a Goddess, you could say Aphrodite if you wanted...but i'mma say Hera myself:D

Sarky wrote: »

That was, of course, a terrible lie. Tar.Aldarion possesses the shapely curves of Jeri "7 of 9" Ryan.

Last time someone mentioned those words, the only retort they got was "you mean 36 of D?:p"

In other news, i once got my man hands all over Tar...was a glorious night so it was;)

/watches the others giving me the ol' stinkeye...

Tar.Aldarion · 26-02-2010 1:12am

Master of Nothing wrote: »

Priesty Paul...oh i remember that night i was there:pac: Halloween allows a woman to dress up as all sort of things, even a priest:p

Tar is a Goddess, you could say Aphrodite if you wanted...but i'mma say Hera myself:D

Last time someone mentioned those words, the only retort they got was "you mean 36 of D?:p"

In other news, i once got my man hands all over Tar...was a glorious night so it was;)

/watches the others giving me the ol' stinkeye...

I am much like Hera hah

Of course you rmemeber that night, you are in the awesome pic of gangsta and priest

And that hands stuff was just between us..I wasn't expecting the happy ending

maameeo · 26-02-2010 8:44pm

i could write a book on this topic but im too busy flirting with tar... in real life...on the sofa by an open fire (crazy thing is i aint lying

)

Larianne · 26-02-2010 8:46pm

^^jealous!

Well will you tell him to be a bit more obvious around college so I can stalk him again.. thanks!

Latchy · 26-02-2010 8:50pm

maameeo wrote: »

i could write a book on this topic but im too busy flirting with tar... in real life...on the sofa by an open fire (crazy thing is i aint lying )

Pics or GTFO

Wait , I believe you .

Why ? well somebody has to be

maameeo · 26-02-2010 8:50pm

Larianne wrote: »

^^jealous!

Well will you tell him to be a bit more obvious around college so I can stalk him again.. thanks!

shh, you didnt hear this from me but hell be in the library all week next week for study week (aka hot girl/guy spotting)
good luck!

Abi · 26-02-2010 9:17pm

maameeo wrote: »

i could write a book on this topic but im too busy flirting with tar... in real life...on the sofa by an open fire (crazy thing is i aint lying )

/starts car

:pac:

maameeo · 26-02-2010 9:19pm

Abitar wrote: »

/starts car

:pac:

back off bitch

Abi · 26-02-2010 9:29pm

/ninja stance

maameeo · 26-02-2010 9:33pm

Abitar wrote: »

/ninja stance

no smilie fo yo!

entropi · 26-02-2010 9:51pm

Tar.Aldarion wrote: »

And that hands stuff was just between us..I wasn't expecting the happy ending

Well that massage qualification does come in "handy"

:pac:

maameeo wrote: »

i could write a book on this topic but im too busy flirting with tar... in real life...on the sofa by an open fire (crazy thing is i aint lying )

Crazy thing is that you are probably feeding the Tar by hand too...:eek: I've been on that sofa, i've bloody slept on that sofa...so comfy!

Larianne wrote: »

Well will you tell him to be a bit more obvious around college so I can stalk him again.. thanks!

If you dont notice the Tar, you dont deserve the Tar:p

Larianne · 27-02-2010 12:33am

Master of Nothing wrote: »

If you dont notice the Tar, you dont deserve the Tar:p

:eek:

I think Tar now comes to college in a disguise coz I was soo good at the start!! And I'm always in the library.

Tis all started when the hair was chopped off.. hmm... connection I think so..

I'll be in the library Thursday and Friday, so Tar, just sit near the stairs will ya!

banshee_bones · 28-02-2010 11:25pm

Larianne wrote: »

^^jealous!

Well will you tell him to be a bit more obvious around college so I can stalk him again.. thanks!

Oh hes obvious enough...mayeb your not looking hard enough?!!

Larianne wrote: »

:eek:
I think Tar now comes to college in a disguise coz I was soo good at the start!! And I'm always in the library.

Oh hunny there are lots of libraries, he could be anywhere . . . *cough*Hamilton*cough

Tar.Aldarion · 02-03-2010 1:08am

Larianne wrote: »

:eek:

I think Tar now comes to college in a disguise coz I was soo good at the start!! And I'm always in the library.

Tis all started when the hair was chopped off.. hmm... connection I think so..

I'll be in the library Thursday and Friday, so Tar, just sit near the stairs will ya!

Oh I'll be there

Abi · 02-03-2010 3:20am

I'll pm you pics of me, she might be hard to find

Cicero · 04-03-2010 9:47pm

....have some Michelin Star Steak Tartare Tar....

pikachucheeks · 04-03-2010 9:52pm

Cicero, you obviously don't like Tar much ... because if you did you'd know he's a vegetarian.

Flirt fail!
:pac:

Fago! · 04-03-2010 10:15pm

Fago!

Cicero · 04-03-2010 10:24pm

pikachucheeks wrote: »

Cicero, you obviously don't like Tar much ... because if you did you'd know he's a vegetarian.

Flirt fail!
:pac:

Tar.Aldarion · 04-03-2010 10:31pm

Cicero is trying his heart out, bless him

pikachucheeks · 04-03-2010 10:33pm

Cicero wrote: »

I accept your invite to this party. Can I bring Tar as my date and rub it in your face?

:pac:

Tar.Aldarion wrote: »

Cicero is trying his heart out, bless him

It's inspired a new thread, me thinks...

Larianne · 04-03-2010 11:11pm

Tar.Aldarion wrote: »

Oh I'll be there

I'll be on the hunt 2moro... although I'm actually studying in the library now... so unless you trip me up I may not see you.

Tar.Aldarion · 04-03-2010 11:28pm

Larianne wrote: »

I'll be on the hunt 2moro... although I'm actually studying in the library now... so unless you trip me up I may not see you.

I was in there today, missed me, muahaha!

Larianne · 04-03-2010 11:32pm

Tar.Aldarion wrote: »

I was in there today, missed me, muahaha!

I think I just sit in the total opposite side to you....

Tis good, no distractions.

Tar.Aldarion · 04-03-2010 11:34pm

think ya do, Im down by the windows downstairs and you are near the stairs on the upper level I guess!

Larianne · 04-03-2010 11:42pm

Tar.Aldarion wrote: »

think ya do, Im down by the windows downstairs and you are near the stairs on the upper level I guess!

Nope, nowhere near. I'm tucked away in a corner.

Real-life Tar flirtations go here!

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