Sheep gives birth to human-faced lamb

Krieg

http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/sheep-gives-birth-to-human-faced-lamb/story-e6freuy9-1225819071357

*pic in link*

A SHEEP gave birth to a dead lamb with a human-like face. The lamb was born in a village not far from the city of Izmir, Turkey.

Erhan Elibol, a vet, performed a caesarean on the animal to take the lamb out, but was horrified to see that the features of the lamb's snout bore a striking resemblance to a human face.

“I’ve seen mutations with cows and sheep before. I’ve seen a one-eyed calf, a two-headed calf, a five-legged calf. But when I saw this youngster I could not believe my eyes. His mother could not deliver him so I had to help the animal,” the 29-year-old veterinary said.

The lamb’s head had human features on – the eyes, the nose and the mouth – only the ears were those of a sheep.

Vets said that the rare mutation most likely occurred as a result of improper mutation since the fodder for the lamb’s mother was abundant with vitamin A, CNNTurk.com reports.

A goat from Zimbabwe gave birth to a similar youngster in September 2009. The mutant baby born with a human-like head stayed alive for several hours until the frightened village residents killed him.

The governor of the province where the ugly goat was born said that the little goat was the fruit of unnatural relationship between the female goat and a man.

"This incident is very shocking. It is my first time to see such an evil thing. It is really embarrassing," he reportedly said. "The head belongs to a man while the body is that of a goat. This is evident that an adult human being was responsible. Evil powers caused this person to lose self control. We often hear cases of human beings who commit bestiality but this is the first time for such an act to produce a product with human features," he added.

The mutant creature was hairless. Local residents said that even dogs were afraid to approach the bizarre animal.

The locals burnt the body of the little goat, and biologists had no chance to study the rare mutation.

I'm speechless

easyeason3

Turkey...where men are men & sheep are nervous.

Spore

My arse

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Hmmm... Do I want that doener kebab after all....?

bluto63

This is the result when you don't protect yourself during beastiality. Always wear a condom.

El Weirdo

"This incident is very shocking. It is my first time to see such an evil thing. It is really embarrassing," he reportedly said. "The head belongs to a man while the body is that of a goat. This is evident that an adult human being was responsible. Evil powers caused this person to lose self control. We often hear cases of human beings who commit bestiality but this is the first time for such an act to produce a product with human features,"

Lol.

Flecktarn

Another result of sheep shagging.....

northsidedave

and i thought lambs were supposed to be cute....

ride-the-spiral

The governor of the province where the ugly goat was born said that the little goat was the fruit of unnatural relationship between the female goat and a man.

Somebody didn't take Biology

That_Guy

The Welsh will be all over this one.

xw2lj9uspm1eyh

Surprised It happened in Turkey first and not in Wales they must use protection.

Atavan-Halen

I was debating whether I wanted to see that.....

I didn't

Dull and Boring

Where does the law stand on killing a human who looks like a sheep??:eek:

Mars Bar

That's revolting looking...

That Governor comes across as a bit of an eijit though!

My name is URL

Looks like the guy outta V for Vandetta

Shivers26

I've never been so sorry I opened a link.

I was just going to say it looks a bit like Voldemort from the HP movies

sideswipe

whatever next?????? maybe a spiderbaby.

Agonist

So, would you?


A. Eat it
B. Shag it
C. Both

Atavan-Halen

Agonist wrote: »

So, would you?


A. Eat it
B. Shag it
C. Both

R. Neither

MistyCheese

Reminds me of;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nh2iyPmucFk

galwayrush

Shocked at how much it looks like a certain Boardsie.:eek:

Shryke

Forgot how funny that was Misty. One of the best parts of the film.

Well. It looks like the creature from The Thing has crash landed in Turkey. It's a matter of months before Kurt Russell kills us all.

Who_owns_this?

ride-the-spiral wrote: »

Somebody didn't take Biology

Probably missed the sex-ed class too.

Dull and Boring

sideswipe wrote: »

whatever next?????? maybe a spiderbaby.

I heard it has the body of a spider and the head of a baby and they keep it in a pram.....

galwayrush

Always practice safe sex.:p

smythwicks

They burned it??
BAAAAAHHHst*rds:pac:

Shryke

Dull and Boring wrote: »

I heard it has the body of a spider and the head of a baby and they keep it in a pram.....

The body of a spider and the head of a spider. The body of a spider and the head of a spider. Now write it one hundred times. Sacrilege to poorly quote Fr. Ted.

easyeason3

galwayrush wrote: »

Always practice safe sex.:p

So by safe do you mean he should have got down & dirty with a ram instead of a ewe?

Dull and Boring

Shryke wrote: »

The body of a spider and the head of a spider. The body of a spider and the head of a spider. Now write it one hundred times. Sacrilege to poorly quote Fr. Ted.

Father Ted????????

I was quoting Skynews.................................:D

Ghost Train

what a waste burning it, do not get Fringe in Turkey

phasers

That poor lamb.

Also that poor sheep, looks like it's baby daddy was an ugly fcuker

kowloon

easyeason3 wrote: »

So by safe do you mean he should have got down & dirty with a ram instead of a ewe?

But that would be really gay, and therefore against Turkish law.

easyeason3

kowloon wrote: »

But that would be really gay, and therefore against Turkish law.

Because shagging a ewe is so normal?

mud

So is it alive or what?

This thread is definitely Boardean Times material!

Overature

its the second coming of Biffo, noooooo

Dull and Boring

A Human with a sheep's face.....Now that would be a story......

dragona

OMG it is HORRIFIC. And it is smirking.....:eek:

Busi_Girl08

I can't help but be reminded of this

"Kiill...meeeee"

CrazyRabbit

OK, I admit it. I got a little bit horny during my last visit to Turkey.

If only I'd known it would come to this....

Tricity Bendix

This has to be in the Book of Revelations somewhere.

Its the end of days, people! Repent!

BluesBerry

eeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeee

I should not have clicked on link ewww *shudders*

Sofaspud

Shryke wrote: »

The body of a spider and the head of a spider. The body of a spider and the head of a spider. Now write it one hundred times. Sacrilege to poorly quote Fr. Ted.

You poorly quoted too, do your lines!

It has the body of a spider, but the MIND of a baby!

I think you were confusing it with the legendary esquilax, a horse with the body of a rabbit, and the head of a rabbit!

gamblitis

mendusa wrote: »

Surprised It happened in Turkey first and not in Wales they must use protection.

What about New Zealand?? They're always riding sheep....apparently!

jester77

At least the guy wont have to pay any mmmaaahtenance...

/grabs woolly coat

Shryke

Sofaspud wrote: »

You poorly quoted too, do your lines!

It has the body of a spider, but the MIND of a baby!

I think you were confusing it with the legendary esquilax, a horse with the body of a rabbit, and the head of a rabbit!

I'm a fool! Off to whip myself then. And I might have a pizza after.

dolliemix

sideswipe wrote: »

whatever next?????? maybe a spiderbaby.

What's a spiderbaby?

dylano_k

It happened before with a potbelly pig

Thrill

Holy cow!! I mean sheep-thing.

That smile...*shudders*. Utterly revolting

BluesBerry

On a serious I dont believe that is real

“I’ve seen mutations with cows and sheep before. I’ve seen a one-eyed calf, a two-headed calf, a five-legged calf. But when I saw this youngster I could not believe my eyes. His mother could not deliver him so I had to help the animal,” the 29-year-old veterinary said.

It was a difficult birth it could be the birth sack rumpled up and the lamb got disfigured when the vet was delivering it
and they didnt give the name of the local governor in the article

Spoof/Hoax/Lie

bikeblues

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzr5Cubph9Y

Roro4Brit

Ugh. Brings a whole new meaning to lamb chops!