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NUMBERWANG!!!! M&S WINS NUMBERWANG!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 14-01-2010 5:46pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 695 ✭✭✭


    NUMBERWANG THE GAMESHOW!!

    Starts at 9


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 695 ✭✭✭Lord ButterSlip


    zsy3lRY_numberwang-1.jpg
    I will be the host, any contestants?

    Sign up below and the first round starts at nine of the clock!

    In true Cuckoos Nest fashon there are no rules!

    EXCEPT FOR THE FOLLOWING RULES:
    At the beginning of the FIRST ROUND I will say "go" and all contestants that are in must reply with a number (ANY Number at all, ANY). I will quote there number in my response to them along with there respective Numberwang score (See Scoring). Once I have scored them all I will say go twice more and score you all twice more (So you will have three chances in all). After this the top 10 scoring people will go through to the next round which will be the WANG-WANG ROUND in this I will post 10 numbers to which you must chose one of the numbers and score it according to the Scoring system below if you are correct you will win the score of that number and add it to your points. In the FINAL ROUND the top 3 scorers will go throught to a round the same as th first and the one with the highest score will be crowned "THE INDESCRIBABLE WANG" And this rather fetching biscuit:
    Nice_biscuit.jpg


    SCORING:
    NUMBERWANG= 40

    NUMBWANG= 42.5
    DOUBLE WANG= 34
    TRIPLE WANG= 19
    GAZZILLION WANG= 7
    ONION WANG= 3


    JOIN NOW OR YOU ARE NOT COOL.

    Current Contestants:
    Sarky
    M&S
    Cicero


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,575 ✭✭✭✭PFJSplitter


    Enjoy, Lord BS, is it?
    I'll pass on this cuckoo....

    All the best!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Me! Me! I'm way cooler than that guy! I want that biscuit, it looks really... nice.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,575 ✭✭✭✭PFJSplitter


    Hahahahahahahaha - how did I KNOW you'd be the next to follow my comment?

    All the best!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Yeah, you must be so proud of yourself. Now GTFO if you're not playing.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,840 ✭✭✭Luno


    I wanna play? :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 695 ✭✭✭Lord ButterSlip


    If no more people join we'll just have to skip straight to the final round. :(


    WAIT! I have cunning plan!! Ask no more....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Wait, does this cunning plan involve me mudwrestling M&S*?

    Because I'm totally up for that.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,840 ✭✭✭Luno


    Sarky wrote: »
    Wait, does this cunning plan involve me mudwrestling M&S*?

    Because I'm totally up for that.

    Oh my days dreams can come true!!;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    sarkey doesn't allow me play in any reindeer games so guess I'm out


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,840 ✭✭✭Luno


    Acceptions I'm sure can be made when there is a few slices of pie slid under the door;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 695 ✭✭✭Lord ButterSlip


    Yay the list so far is up top! Thanks for joining in Cicero!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    believe this is michelin star standard:

    11-Desert-at-Cordes-star-restaurant.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 695 ✭✭✭Lord ButterSlip


    6a00d83451c17f69e200e5528616558834-350wi

    Lets begin!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    wot happens now?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 695 ✭✭✭Lord ButterSlip


    Congrats everyone goes through to the next round!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    Congrats everyone goes through to the next round!
    Yippee:p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,840 ✭✭✭Luno


    Thats was so tough I don't know if I can go on . . . I must can't let this one slip through my fingers!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 695 ✭✭✭Lord ButterSlip


    Now for the 2nd round. In this I will post 10 5 numbers you chose one of the numbers and score it according to the Scoring system above if you are correct you will win the score of that number and add it to your points!


    6
    956
    19.34
    pi
    8


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    pi = ONIONWANG?

    Mmm, onion pi...


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    Now for the 2nd round. In this I will post 10 5 numbers you chose one of the numbers and score it according to the Scoring system above if you are correct you will win the score of that number and add it to your points!

    NUMBERWANG= 6
    NUMBWANG= 956
    DOUBLE WANG= 19.34
    TRIPLE WANG= PI
    GAZZILLION WANG= 8
    ONION WANG= 0 0 0 0 0


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 695 ✭✭✭Lord ButterSlip


    Sarky wrote: »
    pi = ONIONWANG?

    Mmm, onion pi...

    numberwang_host.jpgTHATS NUMBERWANG!

    42.5 POINTS


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,840 ✭✭✭Luno


    I'll have one 19.34 please with some strawberry stuff on top:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 695 ✭✭✭Lord ButterSlip


    Cicero wrote: »
    NUMBERWANG= 6
    NUMBWANG= 956
    DOUBLE WANG= 19.34
    TRIPLE WANG= PI
    GAZZILLION WANG= 8
    ONION WANG= 0 0 0 0 0


    numberwang_host.jpg
    HEY THAT'S SPECIALWANG 50 POINTS!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 695 ✭✭✭Lord ButterSlip


    M&S* wrote: »
    I'll have one 19.34 please with some strawberry stuff on top:D
    numberwang_host.jpg
    THATS 19.34 POINTS WITH AN ONION WANG!!

    34.6 POINTS


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,840 ✭✭✭Luno


    NUMBERWANG= 6
    NUMBWANG= 956
    DOUBLE WANG= 19.34
    TRIPLE WANG= PI
    GAZZILLION WANG= 8
    WANGERS & MASH = Possibly 100 ?:o


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 695 ✭✭✭Lord ButterSlip


    numberwang_host_2.jpg
    Round 2 is over and the results are:

    Leading is M&S with 34.6 points

    WOOOHOOOOO!!

    Coming up behind:

    Cicero with 50 points!!

    And last but not least Sarky with 42.5 points!!



    Now Sarky do you wish to exchange your points for this plump Pheasant?
    pheasant_male_300_tcm9-142357.jpg


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Can I exchange half of them for half a pheasant?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 695 ✭✭✭Lord ButterSlip


    Sarky wrote: »
    Can I exchange half of them for half a pheasant?

    JasonPresspack.jpg
    THATS NUMBERWANG!

    CHANGE PLACES!!
    LORD BUTTER SLIP IS NOW IN SARKYS PLACE WITH SARKYS SCORE.
    SARKY IS NOW THE HOST AND CONTROLS THE NUMBERWANG AND THE PICTURES OF THE HOST!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    *Twirls numberwang*

    *twirl*

    *twirl*

    ...

    *twirl*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 695 ✭✭✭Lord ButterSlip


    NumberWang_bigger.pngROUND 3!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    numberwang_host_2.jpg
    Round 2 is over and the results are:

    Leading is M&S with 34.6 points

    WOOOHOOOOO!!

    Coming up behind:

    Cicero with 50 points!!

    And last but not least Sarky with 42.5 points!!



    Now Sarky do you wish to exchange your points for this plump Pheasant?
    pheasant_male_300_tcm9-142357.jpg

    total fix......I'm out.:eek::confused::o:rolleyes::mad::cool:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Oh, right, round 3. FINAL ROUND!

    Ok folks, for the GIGAWANG, arrange the following in numerical order:

    3.17491
    Monster truck
    Love
    That honking sound a flying swan makes


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 695 ✭✭✭Lord ButterSlip


    Love
    3.17491
    That honking sound a flying swan makes
    Monster truck


    ????????


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    That's MEGAWANG! 100,000 points!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 695 ✭✭✭Lord ButterSlip


    numberwang_set.jpg
    THATS NUMBERWANG!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,840 ✭✭✭Luno


    Orangutang wang?;) 66.6666


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 695 ✭✭✭Lord ButterSlip


    M&S* wrote: »
    Orangutang wang?;) 66.6666

    I withdraw in favour of this Orangutang Wang!

    M&S WINS NUMBERWANG!!!!
    YOU ARE "THE INDESCRIBABLE WANG" AND YOU GET THE NICE BISCUIT!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    :eek:
    image01.jpg

    WE HAVE AN OURANGUWANG!

    *All scores tied at -20*

    *Host explodes, killing 6 audience members*

    *Host explodes a second time to to continuity errors*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 695 ✭✭✭Lord ButterSlip


    Sarky wrote: »
    *Host explodes, killing 6 audience members*

    *Host explodes a second time to to continuity errors*
    nuclear_bomb-1.jpe


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat's NUMBERWANG!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    *end credits*

    *Home&Away repeats*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 695 ✭✭✭Lord ButterSlip


    This was a success Thank you all for coming



    *boom*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,840 ✭✭✭Luno


    Sarky wrote: »
    :eek:

    WE HAVE AN OURANGUWANG!

    *All scores tied at -20*

    *Host explodes, killing 6 audience members*

    *Host explodes a second time to to continuity errors*

    Who cares who died ? :D I won
    I'd like to thank you all for being wonderful opponents and those who took their time out to arrange this!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    M&S* wrote: »
    Who cares who died ? :D I won
    I'd like to thank you all for being wonderful opponents and those who took their time out to arrange this!
    ****clap******* clap********* clap***...not meant to be insulting, I'm actually the only audience member left....sorrry:o....congratulations....:)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Cicero wrote: »
    I'm actually the only audience member left....sorrry:o

    And HE'S dying of radiation sickness! :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Also, best game in TCN in years. Good job, that man!


  • Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 18,381 Mod ✭✭✭✭Solitaire


    Numberwang = tCN's National Irrational Anthem. Period.

    [CONTINUITY ERROR] nthem. Period.

    Can't wait for the next show! :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Same time next week? Or a number of hours from now divisible by a multiple of 12 times the square root of -1 +however many hours until 9pm next Thursday?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,840 ✭✭✭Luno


    As long as I win again I'm in :D


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