Anyone hardcore enough to

Luno

Drink milk straight?
I sure know I am

Sarky

I once drank a WHOLE PINT straight, but I had to throw it up again

Luno

Woah you really know how to upset your tummy :eek:
I wish I was as touch as this kid

del88

I eat frozen milk....

Sarky

Holy cow!

fozzle

Is frozen milk what you get from Siberian cows?

Lord ButterSlip

I can drink a cow.

pretty-in-pink

milk likes to beat me with rocks in socks. no bruises are left, but the pain.....

*o noes here comes milk again

Cicero

wash my dishes using only lemon juice, vinegar and water, just like the alternative people tell me to.

TinyMontgomery

I drank from all your mothers fountains last night. Wha?

Luno

Frozen milks sounds dangerous how much would you drink at a time?

pretty-in-pink

milk beat me bad last night. thinks i'm getting above my station by chattin with folks who have their milk right where they want it.
Said I can't have my milk & drink it too...

Luno

pretty-in-pink wrote: »

milk beat me bad last night. thinks i'm getting above my station by chattin with folks who have their milk right where they want it.
Said I can't have my milk & drink it too...

I feel for yeah pretty It's an addiction but a best friend most of the time.

pretty-in-pink

the black stuff in the silver can is my addiction. but shhh milk doesn't know

(on a serious note, milk really does hate me. as does pretty much all dairy . might be casue of the coke thing)

Luno

pretty-in-pink wrote: »

the black stuff in the silver can is my addiction. but shhh milk doesn't know

(on a serious note, milk really does hate me. as does pretty much all dairy . might be casue of the coke thing)

Ooh the black stuff! Could really do with a bit of that
Milk shall pay for not liking you :mad:

pretty-in-pink

it should. it thinks its so great cause its "fresh". well it just comes from cow diddies. that hang near muck. and baby cows suckle on for a while

Lord ButterSlip

pretty-in-pink wrote: »

it should. it thinks its so great cause its "fresh". well it just comes from cow diddies. that hang near muck. and baby cows suckle on for a while

I thought the milk fairies made it.
Im never having it again.
*Drinks glass of milk*

Sarky

It's the best of a bad lot. You do NOT want to see the kind of diddies that produce coke

Lord ButterSlip

Sarky wrote: »

It's the best of a bad lot. You do NOT want to see the kind of diddies that produce coke

Luno

My eyes!!

pretty-in-pink

thats what they want you to think. but they have these big hoover yoke,and they suck the cows almost dry!
then they sell this to people. I say, if you're gonna drink milk, grow a set, get some sort of cleaning wipes and a sedative, then go suckle a cow! A big spotty moo cow,

ooooooh the black stuff comes from big dinosaurs. Sure explains the colour.

Luno

I'm scarded Should I drink this pasteurized milk or feed it to the toilet?

pretty-in-pink

but then the toilet spiders will grow to crazy sizes and make you their slave

Luno

Its worse than that time the aliens got me!

pretty-in-pink

they're waiting......

LavaLamp

:eek: ARGH! :eek: ARGH! :eek: ARGH! :eek:

*whimper*

Luno

Hold me someone

Sarky

HELLO DAVE.

Who_owns_this?

Milk is klim spelled backwards!
Think about it! :cool:

Luno

Who_owns_this? wrote: »

Milk is klim spelled backwards!
Think about it! :cool:

And jumble up the letters and you get kil' m' kill them:eek:
Who_owns_this? I really think you've gotten onto something here

pretty-in-pink

laz appears after spiders and before kill them. It really is true. milk is on a mission to wipe us all out