After Hours Awards for 2009

TheZohanS

We're looking for Category suggestions for the After Hours Awards for 2009. The best 10 or so suggestions will make the final cut. We'll make a few polls as we progress. If you would prefer not to have an Awards that's cool too.

We don't want any suggestions for nominees for the Categories that you suggest just yet.

E.g. : "Best New Poster" might be one suggestion for a Category.

Lets keep it clean and make sure any suggestions are in-line with our Charter.


Have fun!

Senna

Biggest Thanks whore

Mint Sauce

Senna wrote: »

Biggest Thanks whore

thanks

anniehoo

The Most Predictable Poster
The Poster Most Likely to Thank Anything
The Poster You'd Most Like to Meet in Real Life
Quote of the Year

Daemos

Best New Poster

Best Poster

Poster Who Consistently Posts The Most Cr4p

Best Troll

AlmightyCushion

Best thread is a must. As is best post although that could end up just being the first post of the best thread.

Praetorian Saighdiuir

Best thread fail of 2009

Worst offender of..."original replies" i.e "yore ma" etc

Most banned from AH

Captain_Generic

Best Weather Analyst

Daemos

Most Annoying Poster

My name is URL

Biggest fleeting Irish meme of the year

Mint Sauce

thread of the year
best poster
best newcomer

jumpguy

Most Trent-like poster

Poster you'd most like to SNAPKICK

Best mod

Funniest poster

Unsung hero of AH

Most ambiguous gender

Pushtrak

Best Strawman poster.

Jako8

These awards should be named the "Face_kickers" in memory of a fantastic poster.

Face_kicker for outstanding service to AH.

AlmightyCushion

jumpguy wrote: »

Best mod

We'll call that award the tar.aldarion.

Gordon

How about best poster of the decade or variants thereof?

DetectivFoxtrot

Most Pedantic Poster

Most Sarcastic Poster

Funniest Poster

Most Predictable Poster

Most Intelligent Poster

Most Belligerent Poster

Biggest 'Sit on the fence' Poster

Most Ridiculous Sig Poster

The Prestigious Post Count Whore Award

Pighead

Best Poster whose username rhymes with Bighead and starts with P.

Best Poster whose username sounds nothing like Bighead and doesn't start with P.

Kiera

Biggest Bitch!

/at least I'm guaranteed to win something

Hank Scorpio

Kiera wrote: »

Biggest Bitch!

/at least I'm guaranteed to win something

thats for sure

EDIT: What a waste of my 2000 post

jumpguy

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Am I in for biggest **** award?

My name is URL

Biggest on-thread flirter/chat demon

Atavan-Halen

nuxxx wrote: »

thats for sure

EDIT: What a waste of my 2000 post

I nominate: Biggest waste of a 2000th post

thomond2006

Poster of the year (This poster shall be awarded the Mary Harney Perpetual Trophy :pac:):

Troll of the year:

New member of the year:

Username of the year:

Mod of the year:

Poster most likely to be banned in 2010:

Poster / Moderator who left us too early:

The Thankswhore of the year:

Most improved poster of the year:

Most annoying poster of the year:

Best sarcastic poster of the year:

Two posters you would like to see compete in a "Ya Momma" contest:

Award for services to After Hours:

Poster you'd like to see become a mod:

Poster you'd like to become President:

Poster you'd like to go to dinner with:

Poster you'd like to slap:


Post of the year:

Thread of the year:

Best thread that actually made you "LOL":

Rant of the year:

Fail of the year:

The "Comeback" of the year:

Joke of the year:

Best "serious" post of the year:

Hank Scorpio

biggest pussy of 2009, sorry dr.bollocko

dr.bollocko

Ohoho.
Gauntlet eh?
I don't deal well with gauntlets buddy.

Borneo Fnctn

Pighead wrote: »

Best Poster whose username rhymes with Bighead and starts with P.

Phighead is a shoe in for that one.

thomond2006

Borneo Fnctn wrote: »

Phighead is a shoe in for that one.

Don't forget P_ighead.

GLaDOS

Best award suggestion

stovelid

Best stylistic rendering of a new thread that basically says I got a spam email from Nigeria, isn't that hilarious?

Atavan-Halen

Worst Award Suggestion

*points at self smugly*

Fago!

DetectivFoxtrot wrote: »

Most Sarcastic Poster

Most Ridiculous Sig Poster

I'd win those.

Biggest thanx whoring fail post.

Best/worst troll.

Best mod.

xw2lj9uspm1eyh

Best Debater
Horniest User
Most Unique Topic Creator
Best Avatar
Best Sig
The True AH Queen
The True AH King
Best debate
Overused phrase of the year
Subject that is discussed far too much
User who should post in AH more often
Grammar Nazi of the year

Takk

Most Likely To Be A Member Of A Crack Commando Unit That Was Sent To Prison By A Military Court For A Crime They Didn't Commit... But Today, Still Wanted By The Government, Survives As A Soldier Of Fortune

Fago!

*Looks to burning building*

MENDUSSAAAAA!

Best Ethic Stereotype. Was the Polish swan eaters thread in 2009 or 2008?

ball

There should be a "lifetime achievement award" for someone that hasn't necessarily done anything, but just been around for ages

Daemos

Worst username

Most likely to become an AH mod in the future

brummytom

Best English Teenager

Buford T Justice

Longest serious conversation on thread before it descends into usual AH scul-duggery & badness

Daemos

brummytom wrote: »

Best English Teenager

I hear Emma Watson has an account here, she gets my vote

Captain_Generic

Fingers McGee wrote: »

Longest serious conversation on thread before it descends into usual AH scul-duggery & badness

Wouldn't even justify a shortlist

stovelid

Longest nocturnal circle-jerk

TPD

stovelid wrote: »

Longest nocturnal circle-jerk

I pity the poor fool tasked with judging that.

AckwelFoley

brummytom wrote: »

Best British Teenager

Kirk McCambley

Overheal

Most Infamous Poster
Most Repeated Thread
Best Actor in a Supporting Role
Best Original Post (Thread Start)

phasers

Nicest rack

cloneslad

the he's still a virgin, what's up with brummie women award?

worst thread of the year

most annoying poster

the judging by your posts you seemed much more attractive than that award.

most likely to get banned in 2010

worst use of the :rolleyes: smilie award

Aldebaran

Best hat

That_Guy

DaPoolRulz wrote: »

Best New Poster

Best Poster

Poster Who Consistently Posts The Most Cr4p

Best Troll

I disagree with this. Having an award like this would just glorify trolling and new users might deem it as acceptable to post sh*t. Just my opinion.

phasers

That_Guy wrote: »

I disagree with this. Having an award like this would just glorify trolling and new users might deem it as acceptable to post sh*t. Just my opinion.

tbh people are either gonna troll or they aren't, an internet award is hardly going to turn somebody to the dark side...