Post here to not get spoons [EXTREME SPOON FILTER]

fozzle · 12-01-2010 12:10am #1

....or to get them, if you're nice.

SPOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sarky · 12-01-2010 12:12am

Could I have a spoon pls? I'll love it and walk it and stir gravy with it every day, I promise!

Lord ButterSlip · 12-01-2010 12:15am

Sarky wrote: »

Could I have a spoon pls? I'll love it and walk it and stir gravy with it every day, I promise!

Here you go my child...

fozzle · 12-01-2010 12:15am

Sarky wrote: »

Could I have a spoon pls? I'll love it and walk it and stir gravy with it every day, I promise!

You are granted title of spoon-herder. You may have a cupping spoon. For cupping. Take care of it. It is your lover.

del88 · 12-01-2010 12:19am

........................................look in to my eye.............................

Nevyn · 12-01-2010 12:23am

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3iOROuTuMA

Sarky · 12-01-2010 12:23am

fozzle wrote: »

You are granted title of spoon-herder. You may have a cupping spoon. For cupping. Take care of it. It is your lover.

zomg :eek:

I'll cup it EVERY DAY!

fozzle · 12-01-2010 12:23am

No spoon for you Del, you spoon-harmer!!!

Sarky · 12-01-2010 12:24am

TOO LATE!

*runs away with the spoon*

I'm such a dish.

fozzle · 12-01-2010 12:28am

Thaedydal wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3iOROuTuMA

No! Bad Salad-Fingers! You must protect the spoons, not allow them to come to rust! No spoon for Thead!

Toasty113 · 12-01-2010 12:29am

And then the Lord said: "LET THERE BE SPOONS!!!" and spoons were, for the good of man

del88 · 12-01-2010 12:34am

fozzle wrote: »

No spoon for you Del, you spoon-harmer!!!

well don't come running to me crying that you've bent your spoon in a tragic hammer and anvil accident looking for MR BENDO(del88) to straighten back your spoon to it's original straight condition........you've just made an enemy...your in my red book:mad:

fozzle · 12-01-2010 12:35am

Toasty113 wrote: »

And then the Lord said: "LET THERE BE SPOONS!!!" and spoons were, for the good of man

I see you read from the good book. Have a digital spoon, for Toast is a modern thing. You are now a spoon herder - treat her well.

fozzle · 12-01-2010 12:38am

del88 wrote: »

well don't come running to me crying that you've bent your spoon in a tragic hammer and anvil accident looking for MR BENDO(del88) to straighten back your spoon to it's original straight condition........you've just made an enemy...your in my red book:mad:

Take care, enemy of spoons, lest your yoghurt descend upon your face!

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del88 · 12-01-2010 12:44am

yougart is no match for me....i've study the complex relationship between yogart and spoon for most of my adult life,,

Nevyn · 12-01-2010 12:50am

I dont' need a silly stupid spoon I have a SPORK!

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Toasty113 · 12-01-2010 12:56am

Thaedydal wrote: »

I dont' need a silly stupid spoon I have a SPORK!

And here we see a fine example of the Spork, natural predator of the spoon. Watch as it stalks up behind a herd of spoons, looking for the most vulnerable to pick off

12-01-2010 12:58am

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcm-J7lQT3w

PaulByrne'sBald · 12-01-2010 1:25am

May i have a spoon? Im sick of eating soup with my fingers

Senna · 12-01-2010 2:30am

PaulByrne'sBald wrote: »

May i have a spoon? Im sick of eating soup with my fingers

<<<insert evil laugh>>>

Lord ButterSlip · 12-01-2010 10:29am

Toasty113 wrote: »

And here we see a fine example of the Spork, natural predator of the spoon. Watch as it stalks up behind a herd of spoons, looking for the most vulnerable to pick off

The alpha spoon

Lord ButterSlip · 12-01-2010 10:33am

Dance of the spoons
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqmJRy8A-8Y

fozzle · 12-01-2010 11:25am

PaulByrne'sBald wrote: »

May i have a spoon? Im sick of eating soup with my fingers

Since you asked so nicely, have a Japanese soup spoon. You are now a sppoon herder - eat only the finest soups with her.

fozzle · 12-01-2010 11:27am

I dream of a better, safer world, where spoons and sporks can live in harmony.

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fozzle · 12-01-2010 11:31am

Senna wrote: »

<<<insert evil laugh>>>

Ah yes, the rare Andalusian marriage spoon. Couples are wed by holding marriage spoons to their faces, sticking their tongues through, and licking each other's eyeballs. A fine specimen, definately not for soup! Well spotted Senna - have the title of advanced spoon herder.

You may chose your spoon.

Lord ButterSlip · 12-01-2010 11:59am

fozzle wrote: »

You may chose your spoon.

I want that one. No not that one, that one, next to it and again, Stop! No too far the other next to it, YES YES YES THAT ONE!!!!!!

Thank you Im so happy. Also I have a presant for all the spoon herders:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pm7-j9HsfHA

fozzle · 12-01-2010 1:38pm

Thank you Lord Spoon Herder. And I think everyone here could learn a lesson from that video.

joes girls · 12-01-2010 2:53pm

Welcome everyone, now sit comfy and enjoy the show!!!

It's time for ..............................................................

MR & MRS

A warm welcome for our host ........FOZZLE

Our first couple tonight is .............MR&MRS Circeooooooon

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Your first question is ........If she has an hour free in the day.....what would she do????

Sarky · 12-01-2010 2:55pm

Shut up, fozzle's talking about spoons ffs

Fill us with your wisdom mighty fozzle!

joes girls · 12-01-2010 3:01pm

What someone in here has wisdom??/

Guess it had to happen, at some stage!!!

Luno · 12-01-2010 3:11pm

Spoon says "I wee'd a little"

Lord ButterSlip · 12-01-2010 4:23pm

M&S* wrote: »

Spoon says "I wee'd a little"

Poor fellow. Draw the curtains and hide his shame.

Lord ButterSlip · 12-01-2010 4:25pm

Ancient Spoon says: Hello M&S*

fozzle · 12-01-2010 7:55pm

It was a difficult birth

Lord ButterSlip · 12-01-2010 8:41pm

fozzle wrote: »

It was a difficult birth

Sarky · 12-01-2010 8:43pm

Siamese spoons?

Toasty113 · 12-01-2010 8:44pm

I

spooning

fozzle · 12-01-2010 8:46pm

Thank you Sarky. Just....thank you.

Nevyn · 12-01-2010 8:50pm

fozzle wrote: »

You may chose your spoon.

Hang on some of those look more like caek slices and trowels then absinthe spoons.

Cicero · 12-01-2010 8:51pm

this man no want spoon...he no like spoon....spoon on head he no like specially...

fozzle · 12-01-2010 8:53pm

*makes note to kill Thead with spoons*

Cicero can't help it - he's from Barthelona!

Sarky · 12-01-2010 8:53pm

SPOON BASED HORROR :eek:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VDvgL58h_Y

Nevyn · 12-01-2010 9:39pm

What bliss!

Lord ButterSlip · 12-01-2010 10:59pm

SPOONS?? WHO HAS BEEN TALKING ABOUT SPOONS????

IN 1 HOUR NO SPOON DAY IS STARTING!!

(You can talk about spoons but you cant say the word spoon or the asterix fairy will come and turn you into a commie)

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fozzle · 12-01-2010 11:01pm

Lord ButterSlip wrote: »

SPOONS?? WHO HAS BEEN TALKING ABOUT SPOONS????

IN 1 HOUR NO SPOON DAY IS STARTING!!

(You can talk about spoons but you cant say the word spoon or the asterix fairy will come and turn you into a commie)

THIS DAY MUST BE DESTROYED!!!!! NO SPOONS IS FORBIDDEN HERE - ALL THINGS MUST BE SPOOOOOOOOOONNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lord ButterSlip · 12-01-2010 11:03pm

fozzle wrote: »

THIS DAY MUST BE DESTROYED!!!!! NO SPOONS IS FORBIDDEN HERE - ALL THINGS MUST BE SPOOOOOOOOOONNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IT IS MY RELIGION!!

fozzle · 12-01-2010 11:07pm

*chokes on blasphemy law*

Sarky · 12-01-2010 11:08pm

Nothing that can't be solved with a jihad. A sexy jihad!

fozzle · 12-01-2010 11:09pm

Wait!

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SPOONS ARE MY RELIGION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lord ButterSlip · 12-01-2010 11:22pm

fozzle wrote: »

SPOONS ARE MY RELIGION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Touché!

No Spoon Day is cancelled!

Now lets all go on holiday, got your passports?
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del88 · 12-01-2010 11:22pm

Post here to not get spoons [EXTREME SPOON FILTER]

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