120 things that would make wrestling fans on the net cry!!

Rjd2

This should be a harmless bit of fun. We all know that wrestling fans on the net can be very erm passionate, so what do you think Vince or Dixie could do to that would make them even angrier..
I will start

1 as a birthday present to Michelle, Taker loses the streak cleanly at Mania to her after she kicks out of his finishing moves...

Continue or not...:o

sky88

2. hornswoggle becomes world champ

D2D

3. Triple H still wrestling and winning the title when he's 60

Machismo Fan

4. Hornswoggle pins Bryan Danielson clean in his debut

jaykhunter

5. Bryan Danielson debuts sporting a sword, shield and horned helmet under the moniker 'The Modern Day Viking'

D2D

6. Hornswoggle gets inducted to the WWE Hall of Fame

I think ther'll be more than 60 things here

Rjd2

7... DX are shilling merch with the midgeT, Punk comes to the ring, and demands a match with Hunter. He runs to the ring, Hunter instantly pedigrees him, while Hornswoggle hits the splash. They continue on as normal shilling while Punk sells like death.

davrho

8) TNA go ahead on Monday night ratings. There secret financer Shane McMahon opens the next show

HorseRadish

9) Jillian to win the IC title. (Hey,if Chyna can...?)

EdK

10) Vince McMahon buys the internet

sky88

11) cena beats taker at wrestlemania by making him tap out

Bubs101

Matt Hardy cheated on Lita first

D2D

13. ECW becomes the WWE's no 1 show

Gerard.C

14 - Hulk Hogan and Eric Bischoff takeover another company after already running one into the ground.....

Rjd2

Gerard.C wrote: »

14 - Hulk Hogan and Eric Bischoff takeover another company after already running one into the ground.....

Centra hopefully. :eek:

third time lucky then.

15....This man ends the streak...

jaykhunter

16. WWE become WEE (World Entertainment Entertainment) : a 2-hour scripted comedy variety show without any wrestling.

D2D

17. TNA goes along the WWE route and bases their PPV's on gimmick matches claiming it to be "the future of the business"

Tricity Bendix

18. ROH go PG.

Exocet

HHH breaks Flair's world title record

Gerard.C

20 - Conor Hurley turns English/Heel and becomes Conor CricketBat

flahavaj

21 - Rovert returns to the PW forum as moderator.

MuscleShark

Barney the Tyrannosaurus Hosts Raw to get more kids to watch WWE RAW

D.Q

Meltzer gives five stars to Big Show v Khali

glenjamin

23. Ric Flair to show he's still got it by swantom bombing off the top off the Thunderdome.

Ridley

Triple H wins a match.

waltersobchak

25: CM Punk gets suspended for failing the wellness policy..

TOPDAWG

26: Scotty 2 Hotty is banned from every wrestling promotion in the world due to the high risk and the recent hospitalization of 17 wrestlers suffering injuries as a result of THEW ........O ............. R............. M!!!!!

Penn

27. After their stipulation match ends in a draw, Rey Mysterio has to take off his mask forever, and Kane has to wear Rey's masks instead

gimmick

28. Vince Russo gets inducted to the hall Of Fame

Nody

Bret Hart gets hit by a second screwjob in Canada.

gimmick

29. Bret to announce he came up with the "screwjob" angle.

JP Liz

30. Jeff Hardy returns to WWE and joins Punk's clean cut straight edge stable

Roar

31 - Mike Adamle returns to WWE, becomes Raw's Play by play announcer

Gerard.C

32 - Bryan Danielson becomes "Shuga B", and teams with Slam Master J on smackdown as the ultimate white boy combo

gimmick

33. Vickie Guerrero gets em out
34. Maryse turns out to be a pre op transexual.

smilerf

35.. TNA bring back Jenna Morasca

grames_bond

36. vince buys tna and the tna superstars "invade" wwe!

D2D

37. A diva's match main-events a PPV

Gerard.C

38 - Conor Hurley gets over

TOPDAWG

40. A "Ring-gate 2" scandal:

TNA/WWE come to do a houseshow......but forget the ring!

Nody

Sheamus ending Taker's WM record.

Mr. Guappa

41. Hulk Hogan hits the "Fingerpoke of Doom" on AJ Styles who lies down and allows Hogan to pin him and become TNA Champion.

Roar

42 - Hitman joins Vinces Ass kissing club, or whatever the f*** that was about

Xinkai

43 - ... John Cena VS Randy Orton fir the title at WM26...

geeky

Hart jobs to McMahon, clean.

Shane'o'mac returns, wins the royal rumble and headlines Wrestlemania. Naturally, he beats the Undertaker after kicking out of a tombstone, laying the smackdown with his kitten punches and hitting the coast-to-coast.

Hardy gets sent to jail and cuts a promo on the judge, earning himself another two years in the slammer.

Randy Orton goes face.

Sheamus attempts a shooting star press. Hilarity ensues.

Ted Dibiase continues to be Ortons b1tch for the rest of the year.

Big Rob Terry/Vince Russo/Brutus Beefcake/Bubba the Love Sponge wins the TNA world title.

Kofi gets future endeavoured.

The beautiful people start dressing like, y'know, not trailer trash.

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29. Bret to announce he came up with the "screwjob" angle.

On a side note, I'd love that. Would also love to see Flair attempt the swanton bomb. At least we'd finally be rid of him.

Bubs101

TNA introduces the 10-sided ring

geeky

Hunter dies, or suddenly divorces Steph and does a Perry Saturn. Sure, there'd be short term celebration but, six months later, we'd have nobody to blame for the product stinking to high heaven.

gimmick

next is 55 for those who lost count.

geeky

55 - Stone Cold returns, jobs to Hunter, and F***s up his neck even more in the process.

Penn

56. The Rock returns to host Raw. After about 5 minutes of the fans chanting "Rocky! Rocky!", he grabs a microphone, smiles and says "Please, call me Dwayne"

Rjd2

57..... Hunter enters the rumble at number 30 and proceeds to eliminate Edge, Jericho, Punk, The Miz, Christian, a returning RVD and Boooker T, Danielson, and Eddie and Benoit who Vince has rose from the dead in two minutes.

He then proceeds to do an Irish jig with Hornswoggle

Show ends.