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THE ELEPHANTS ARE MASSING!!!!!!

  • 11-01-2010 10:19PM
    #1
    fozzle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,882 ✭✭✭


    Justify your presence on the island of survival.











    You may begin.


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Comments

  • #2
    TheBandit
    Closed Accounts Posts: 304 ✭✭TheBandit


    I'm the only one who knows the directions to the island


  • #3
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    I was raised by elephants after a pack of wild mice killed my real family. I grew up amongst them, learned their ways and their skills. Like them, I never forget... To KILL!


  • #4
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    I have the rifle?


  • #5
    fozzle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,882 ✭✭✭fozzle


    All of you may come to the island. The rest of you will die, in a series of more and more amusing ways.


  • #6
    Solitaire
    Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 18,382 Mod ✭✭✭✭Solitaire


    I have the ammunition for Deki's rifle? :P


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  • #7
    Son Of A Vidic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    But I am trained to use the rifle.....and I never miss.


  • #8
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    deki hits solitaire in chin with butt of rifle and takes ammunition. points rifle at medicman
    " but I have the rifle."


  • #9
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    God thats all a bit of work!!!
    I'll just hang back, stay low and flirt my way to the island!


  • #10
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    joes girls wrote: »
    God thats all a bit of work!!!
    I'll just hang back, stay low and flirt my way to the island!
    I'm going to play the evil one who everyone thinks is the one that's guilty...


  • #11
    Son Of A Vidic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    Deki wrote: »
    deki hits solitaire in chin with butt of rifle and takes ammunition. points rifle at medicman
    " but I have the rifle."

    Deki, quickly realise's that Medicman has been trained in the ancient art of bullet dodging. A rare and useful skill, so will Deki fire?


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  • #12
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    of course not... evil works best in the dark- when no one can see:p

    BTW can you catch a bullet with your teeth? just asking...


  • #13
    Solitaire
    Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 18,382 Mod ✭✭✭✭Solitaire


    *rubs chin* Thank God I only brought the blanks with me...


  • #14
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Solitaire wrote: »
    *rubs chin* Thank God I only brought the blanks with me...
    sorry about that, you should have told me. (opens coat revealing full ammo belt)


  • #15
    Lord ButterSlip
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 695 ✭✭✭Lord ButterSlip


    Moooo, I is a elephant.


  • #16
    Toasty113
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,614 ✭✭✭Toasty113


    I have the cheeseburgers!


  • #17
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    I brought the mice.


  • #18
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    That'll teach those elephants


  • #19
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    I also has peanuts, and booze.


  • #20
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    do elephants like booze? I don't know - drunken elephants. How big is this Island?


  • #21
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    We get them drunk, then you shoot them.


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  • #22
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Em maybe. Elephants run from mice don't they?


  • #23
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    No, they just step on them. I don't run from ants


  • #24
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    if ants ran up your nose you might feel differently? And ants don't run from people -arrogant little bugs


  • #25
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    True, I'll hand out the nitro bottlesd to the mice. Die elephants, die!!


  • #26
    Solitaire
    Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 18,382 Mod ✭✭✭✭Solitaire


    Thank God at least Wolfie brings practical items to these things...

    Oh, napalm anyone? :D


  • #27
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Napalm is good. I got a sprayer we can use for it.


  • #28
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    We are on this Island too?


  • #29
    Son Of A Vidic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    cyberwolf77 wrote: »
    Napalm is good. I got a sprayer we can use for it.

    I wondering will Deki shoot me when it gets dark and you want everything to burn, give a guy a chance.


  • #30
    Jumpy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,606 ✭✭✭Jumpy


    *yoga pose* I am the island.


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  • #31
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    medicman2009 wrote: »
    I wondering will Deki shoot me when it gets dark and you want everything to burn, give a guy a chance.
    Depends on how you behave now and how I feel then. BwaHaHaHa !!!
    (was that convincing?-wanders away to practice her BwaHAHaHas)

    notices Jumpy - hmm and i thought you was a rock.


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