A CHAT OF OBSCURE PROPORTIONS

Lord ButterSlip

"Llama."...said the kitten to the mouse. "But why for the lack of kittens would not the sky implode? Indeed veryly saxaphones are most troublesome!" the beaver inquired. The mouse retorted wisely, "One bores of your humours, one wishes for one."
"One?"
"One."
"Veryly?"
"Veryly."
"Indeed?"
"Have a bicky."
"Bicky?"
"One."
"Ahhh....."
"Indeed."

GENERAL EXCITEMENT ENSUES

Extract from Jane Austens "Pride and Prejudice"



Any Extracts that any one else likes?

del88

If the truth can be told so asto be understood it will be believed"Human history represents such a radical breakwith the natural systems of biologicalorganisation that preceded it that it must bethe response to a kind of attractor or dwellpoint that lies ahead in the temporal dimension.Persistently western religions haveintegrated into their theologies the notion ofa kind of end of the world. And I think that alot of psychedelic experimentation sortof confirms this intuition. I mean it isn'tgoing to happen according to any of the scenariosof orthodox religion, but the basic intuitionthat the universe seeks closure in a kind of Omegapoint of transcendence is confirmed. It's almostas though this object in hyperspace, glitteringin hyperspace, throws off reflections of itself,which actually ricochet into the past, illuminatingthis mystic, inspiring that saint or visionary,and that out of these fragmentary glimpses ofEternity we can build a kind of a map of not onlythe past universe and the evolutionary ingressioninto novelty, but a kind of map of the future.This is what Shamanism has always been about.A Shaman is someone who has been to theend It is someone who knows how the world reallyworks, and knowing how the world really works,means to have risen outside, above, beyond thedimensions of ordinary spacetime and cozooistryand actually seen the wiring under the board:stepped outside the confines of learned cultureand learned and embedded language into thedomain of Wittgenstein called the unspeakable,the Transcendental presence of the Other, whichcan be sectioned in various ways to yield Systemsof Knowledge which can be brought back intoordinary social space for the good of theCommunity. So in the context of 90% of humanculture, the Shaman has been the Agent ofEvolution, because the Shaman learns techniquesto go between ordinary reality and the domain ofthe ideas: this higher dimensional continuum thatis somehow parallel to us, available to us and yetordinarily occluded to us by cultural conventionout of the fear of the Mystery, I believe, and whatthe Shamans are, are people who have been able tode-condition themselves from the community'sinstinctual distrust of the Mystery, and go intothis bewildering Higher Dimension, and gainKnowledge, recover the jewel lost at the Beginningof Time, save souls, cure, commune with theAncestors and so forth and so on.Shamanism is not a religion - its a set oftechniques, and the Principle Technique is theuse of psychedelic plants.What psychedelics do isthey dissolve boundaries; and in the presenceof dissolved boundaries One cannot continue toclose One's eyes to the ruination of the Earth,the poisoning of the Seas and theconsequences of two thousand years ofunchallenged Dominator culture,based on Monotheism, hatred of Nature,suppression of the Female and so forth and so on.So, what Shamans have to do is act as exemplarsby making this cosmic journey to the domain ofthe Gaian Ideas, and then bringing them back inthe form of Art, to the struggle to Save the World.The Planet has a kind of intelligence, thatit can actually Open a Channel of communicationwith an individual human being. The message thatNature sends is transform your language through asynergy between Electronic culture and thePsychedelic Imagination; a synergy betweenDance and Idea; a synergy between Understandingand Intuition, and dissolve the boundarieswhich your culture has sanctioned between you.Become part of this Gaian Supermind.I mean I think it's fairlyprofound, it's fairly Apocalyptic. History isending, I mean we are to be the generation thatwitnesses the Revelation of the purpose of theCosmos. History is the shock wave of the Eschaton.History is the shock wave of Eschatology. Andwhat this means for those of us who will livethrough this transition into Hyperspace is thatwe will be privileged to see the greatest releaseof Concressed Change probably since the birth ofthe Universe. The twentieth Century is the shudderthat announces the approaching Cataractsof Time over which our Species and the destinyof this Planet is about to be swept."If the truth can be told so as to beunderstood it will be believed".The emphasis in House music and rave cultureon physiologically compatible rhythms, andthis sort of thing, is really there-discovery of the art of Natural Magic withsound. That sound, properly understood,especially percussive sound, can actually changeneurological states, and large groups of peoplegetting together in the presence of this kind ofmusic are creating a telepathic community, a bonding,that hopefully will be strong enough to carry theVision out into the main stream of Society. Ithink the Youth culture that is emerging in thenineties is an End of the Millennium culture thatis actually summing up Western Civilisation, andpointing us in an entirely different direction; thatwe are going to arrive in the Third Millennium inthe middle of an Archaic revival which will meana revival of these physiologically empowering rhythmsignatures, a new Art, a new Social Vision, anew relationship

Lord ButterSlip

del88 wrote: »

The Planet has a kind of intelligence

Like Cheese?

Sarky

I like cheese. In fact I think I'm going to go have some cheese RIGHT NOW purely based on the strength of your post. Good work, that man!

Lord ButterSlip

Sarky wrote: »

I like cheese. In fact I think I'm going to go have some cheese RIGHT NOW purely based on the strength of your post. Good work, that man!

Cheddar is the death of bread: do as the Morbegs Codex Commands and EAT WITH GLEE!!

Toasty113

Boreded Ceiling Cat makinkgz Urf n stuffs

1 Oh hai. In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat maded teh skiez An da Urfs, but he did not eated dem.
2 Da Urfs no had shapez An haded dark face, An Ceiling Cat rode invisible bike over teh waterz.
3 At start, no has lyte. An Ceiling Cat sayz, i can haz lite? An lite wuz.4 An Ceiling Cat sawed teh lite, to seez stuffs, An splitted teh lite from dark but taht wuz ok cuz kittehs can see in teh dark An not tripz over nethin.5 An Ceiling Cat sayed light Day An dark no Day. It were FURST!!!1
6 An Ceiling Cat sayed, im in ur waterz makin a ceiling. But he no yet make a ur. An he maded a hole in teh Ceiling.7 An Ceiling Cat doed teh skiez with waterz down An waterz up. It happen.8 An Ceiling Cat sayed, i can has teh firmmint wich iz funny bibel naim 4 ceiling, so wuz teh twoth day.
9 An Ceiling Cat gotted all teh waterz in ur base, An Ceiling Cat hadz dry placez cuz kittehs DO NOT WANT get wet.10 An Ceiling Cat called no waterz urth and waters oshun. Iz good.
11 An Ceiling Cat sayed, DO WANT grass! so tehr wuz seedz An stufs, An fruitzors An vegbatels. An a Corm. It happen.12 An Ceiling Cat sawed that weedz ish good, so, letz there be weedz.13 An so teh threeth day jazzhands.
14 An Ceiling Cat sayed, i can has lightz in the skiez for splittin day An no day.15 It happen, lights everwear, like christmass, srsly.16 An Ceiling Cat doeth two grate lightz, teh most big for day, teh other for no day.17 An Ceiling Cat screw tehm on skiez, with big nails An stuff, to lite teh Urfs.18 An tehy rulez day An night. Ceiling Cat sawed. Iz good.19 An so teh furth day w00t.
20 An Ceiling Cat sayed, waterz bring me phishes, An burds, so kittehs can eat dem. But Ceiling Cat no eated dem.21 An Ceiling Cat maed big fishies An see monstrs, which wuz like big cows, except they no mood, An other stuffs dat mooves, An Ceiling Cat sawed iz good.22 An Ceiling Cat sed O hai, make bebehs kthx. An dont worry i wont watch u secksy, i not that kynd uf kitteh.23 An so teh...fith day. Ceiling Cat taek a wile 2 cawnt.
24 An Ceiling Cat sayed, i can has MOAR living stuff, mooes, An creepie tings, An otehr aminals. It happen so tehre.25 An Ceiling Cat doed moar living stuff, mooes, An creepies, An otehr animuls, An did not eated tehm.
26 An Ceiling Cat sayed, letz us do peeps like uz, becuz we ish teh qte, An let min p0wnz0r becuz tehy has can openers.
27 So Ceiling Cat createded teh peeps taht waz like him, can has can openers he maed tehm, min An womin wuz maeded, but he did not eated tehm.
28 An Ceiling Cat sed them O hai maek bebehs kthx, An p0wn teh waterz, no waterz An teh firmmint, An evry stufs.
29 An Ceiling Cat sayed, Beholdt, the Urfs, I has it, An I has not eated it.30 For evry createded stufs tehre are the fuudz, to the burdies, teh creepiez, An teh mooes, so tehre. It happen. Iz good.
31 An Ceiling Cat sayed, Beholdt, teh good enouf for releaze as version 0.8a. kthxbai.
Audio Version (courtesy von Kempelen)

Luno

Wheres the tabasco could someone please repeat the question to the answer I've already bitten my fingers down to the knuckle waiting for the summer lighty magic thing to occur in my pants but I can't seem to see past the collateral damage that has already occured to the main sky scraper but I really wanna know if that the cheese all you plugs talk about lost in my pants or on the tips of my bitten down fingers

bogtotty

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

You know I couldn't find out where the biro was at mass when i falled down the ladder from below. Why many times may she be laughing in the floor when 8 isn't there said Ted as he touched the air with a mighty field of grass that spread all the purple. That's wall I came down through the face of the clock as it layed eggs.

The village fell later.:pac:

Cicero

James T Kirk

Lord ButterSlip wrote: »

Any Extracts that any one else likes?

vanilla

Luno

I didn't like extract http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1225822/but I sure like vanilla pods mmm toffee

Lord ButterSlip

Strange but True

On average, people fear cats more than they do snakes!
Banging your France against a wall uses 3 calories an hour.
Lordship invented Coat of arms.
In every episode of Corination Street there is a France somewhere.
Many dogs only blink one eye at a time.
The France was invented by a electrician.
A van can big for 3 years.
Women sail nearly twice as much as men.
Chaba BOOBOO comics were banned in France because he doesn't wear a France.
The average mmm food is gud ..food has 5 Chassa in it.

Toasty113

This chat does not appear to be of obscure proportions at all!

More like unintelligable dimensions or vague quantities

For shame Lord SliperButt, for shame

Luno

Toasty113 wrote: »

This chat does not appear to be of obscure proportions at all!

More like unintelligable dimensions or vague quantities

For shame Lord SliperButt, for shame

Chat is not the term we say even though we acknowledge the name of the thread we prefer to not be pressurized into eating too much beans now I realise being a toasty you work with alot of cheese and bread and I respect that but I really do fear for you, what if one day one asks for beans on toast? What will the cheese do? How will the bread react to this drastic change to its day to day regular routine.
I'm guessing you never thought on that before your post which may I add was too intelligent in 4 dimensions and vaguely reminded me of a sane person would you not agree?

Lord ButterSlip

Toasty113 wrote: »

This chat does not appear to be of obscure proportions at all!

More like unintelligable dimensions or vague quantities

For shame Lord SliperButt, for shame

Oh dear now that the obscurity has been questionsed it has vanished like this

Luno

Lord ButterSlip wrote: »

Oh dear now that the obscurity has been questionsed it has vanished like this

Theres something about that face . . . Is it Homer Simpson by any chance?

Fergus

Oh Dellish!! How caustic thee what.. wot? Compendulous ever present restishing of the impedilode. Oh yes!

Toasty113

M&S* wrote: »

I'm guessing you never thought on that before your post which may I add was too intelligent in 4 dimensions and vaguely reminded me of a sane person would you not agree?

You have offended me greatly! I demand satisfaction! *Drops anvil*

Luno

Toasty113 wrote: »

You have offended me greatly! I demand satisfaction! *Drops anvil*

Oh mighty Toasty I beg your forgiveness to be given unto me!
Please find it in between your succulent toast to forgive me.
I will never let JoJo near the keyboard again I promise.

Matt Holck

things to do with anvils

http://www.physics.sjsu.edu/becker/physics51/31_03_Inductor.JPG

Toasty113

*Throws loaf of bread at M&S**

And let that be a lesson to you!

Lord ButterSlip

OOOHHHH how exciting!

Matt Holck wrote: »

things to do with anvils

http://www.physics.sjsu.edu/becker/physics51/31_03_Inductor.JPG

How RUDE!

Luno

Toasty113 wrote: »

*Throws loaf of bread at M&S**

And let that be a lesson to you!

**nibbles bread silently** Oh mighty Toasty how could I ever doubt you!

Lord ButterSlip

M&S* wrote: »

**nibbles bread silently** Oh mighty Toasty how could I ever doubt you!

May you be forever crunchy

Sarky

More longer friend see that sky?

Luno

Indeed! What is next?

Sarky

A shoe.

Luno

How bout some flip flops ?

Lord ButterSlip

Or cloggs.

Luno

Do you need help unclogging your toilet?

Lord ButterSlip

Yes it is cloggggggged with love

Nevyn

Niggling, irksome, deary dire and dreadfullness.

Sarky

The answer to all previous posts is: My sex life ^_^

PFJSplitter

Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow......



Loos unplugged yet?

Luno

Hasn't budged I'm afraid the chances of me getting to Sicily are over:(

Lord ButterSlip

'ELLO DAVE

Nevyn

dreamt slithering and gimbles

PFJSplitter

"It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. Winston Smith, his chin nuzzled into his breast in an effort to escape the vile wind, slipped quickly through the glass doors of Victory Mansions, though not quickly enough to prevent a swirl of gritty dust from entering along with him."

~ 1984 ~

Lord ButterSlip

PFJSplitter wrote: »

"It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. Winston Smith, his chin nuzzled into his breast in an effort to escape the vile wind, slipped quickly through the glass doors of Victory Mansions, though not quickly enough to prevent a swirl of gritty dust from entering along with him."

~ 1984 ~

-said Sarky to the Pie Lady

Cicero

taken from:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kilkenny..............not sure about the obscurity of the post, but the proportions are about right...

Kilkenny (from the Irish: Cill Chainnigh meaning "Cell or church of Cainnech/Canice")[1] is described as a city[2] and is the traditional county town of County Kilkenny in Ireland. It is situated on both banks of the meandering River Nore, at the centre of County Kilkenny in the province of Leinster in the south-east of Ireland. Kilkenny is described as Kilkenny City or the City of Kilkenny but is administered as a borough, with a twelve-person Borough Council and a Lord Mayor. The borough has a population of 8,661, however the majority of the population live outside the borough boundary, the 2006 Irish Census gives the total population of the Borough & Environs as 22,179.
Kilkenny Castle, the signature symbol of the Mediaeval city

Kilkenny is a popular tourist destination in Ireland. In 2009 the City of Kilkenny celebrated its 400th year since the granting of city status in 1609.[3] Kilkenny's heritage is evident in the city and environs including the historic buildings such as Kilkenny Castle, St. Canice's Cathedral and round tower, Rothe House, Shee Alms House, Black Abbey, St. Mary's Cathedral, Kilkenny Town Hall, St. Francis Abbey, Grace's Castle, and St. John's Priory. Kilkenny is regarded for its culture with craft and design workshops, the Watergate Theatre, public gardens and museums. Annual events include Kilkenny Arts Week, the Cat Laughs comedy festival and music at the Rhythm and Roots festival and the Source concert. It is a popular base to explore the surrounding towns, villages and countryside.

Kilkenny began with an early sixth century ecclesiastical foundation. Following Norman invasion of Ireland, Kilkenny Castle and a series of walls were built to protect the burghers. William Marshall, Lord of Leinster, gave Kilkenny a charter as a town in 1207. By the late thirteenth century Kilkenny was under Norman-Irish control. The Statutes of Kilkenny passed at Kilkenny in 1367, aimed to curb the decline of the Hiberno-Norman Lordship of Ireland. In 1609 King James I of England granted Kilkenny a Royal Charter giving it the status of a city. Following the Rebellion of 1641, the Irish Catholic Confederation, also known as the "Confederation of Kilkenny", and was based in Kilkenny and lasted until the Cromwellian conquest of Ireland in 1649. Kilkenny was a Norman merchant town in the Middle Ages. Kilkenny was a famous brewing centre from the late seventeenth century. In the late twentieth century Kilkenny is a tourist and creative centre.

The Heritage Council offices are located at Church Lane. The seat of the Roman Catholic Bishop of Ossory is at St. Mary's Cathedral and the Church of Ireland Bishop of Cashel and Ossory is at St. Canice's Cathedral. Nearby larger cities include Waterford 45 km (28 miles) south-southeast, Limerick 93 km (58 miles) west and Dublin 101 km (63 miles) northeast.[4]
Contents
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* 1 Toponymy
* 2 History
* 3 Geography
o 3.1 Climate
o 3.2 Physical
o 3.3 Demographics
o 3.4 Governance
* 4 Landmarks
o 4.1 Visitor Attractions
o 4.2 Architecture
+ 4.2.1 Castles
+ 4.2.2 St. Canice's Cathedral and tower
+ 4.2.3 Kilkenny Town Walls
+ 4.2.4 Bridges
# 4.2.4.1 Green's Bridge
# 4.2.4.2 John's Bridge
* 5 Culture
o 5.1 Arts and Festivals
o 5.2 Music
o 5.3 Theatre
o 5.4 Film
o 5.5 Media
+ 5.5.1 Radio
+ 5.5.2 Print media
+ 5.5.3 Photography
o 5.6 Community
+ 5.6.1 Awards
+ 5.6.2 Twinned cities
+ 5.6.3 Cultural references
* 6 Infrastructure
o 6.1 Education
o 6.2 Roads
o 6.3 Railway
o 6.4 Industry
o 6.5 Hospitals
* 7 Sport
o 7.1 GAA
o 7.2 Soccer
o 7.3 Rugby
o 7.4 Golf
o 7.5 Ice Hockey
* 8 See also
* 9 References
o 9.1 Notes
o 9.2 Further reading
* 10 External links
o 10.1 General
o 10.2 Sport
o 10.3 Tourism
o 10.4 Architecture

[edit] Toponymy
Signatures of the Four Masters.

Kilkenny is the anglicised version of the Irish Cill Chainnigh, meaning Cell/Church of Cainneach or Canice.[1] This relates to a church built in honour of St. Canice on the hill now containing St. Canice's Cathedral and the round tower. This seems to be the first major settlement. The early Christian origin of the round tower suggests an early ecclesiastical foundation at Kilkenny.[5]
“

Ceall-Cainnigh was for the most part burned.
”

—- Four Masters , Annals of the Four Masters, 1085.[6]

The Annals of the Four Masters recorded Kilkenny in 1085.[7] Prior to this time the early 6th century territory was known as Osraighe, referring to the whole district or the capital. The Four Masters entry was the first instance where the capital was called Ceall-Cainnigh (modernized Kilkenny).[8] Cill Chainnigh was a major monastic centre from at least the eighth century. There is no mention of Cill Chainnigh in the lives of Cainnech of Aghaboe, Ciarán of Saighir or any of the early annals of Ireland suggesting that Cill Chainnigh was not of ancient civil importance.[7]

Kilkenny is described as the City of Kilkenny or Kilkenny City but does not have a city council. The Local Government Act 2001 allows for the continued use of city;
“ "the continued use of the description city in relation to Kilkenny, to the extent that that description was used before the establishment day". ”

—- Local Government Act 2001[9]
[edit] History
Main article: History of Kilkenny
See also: History of Ireland and History of Europe
Old city map, c.1780.

The history of Kilkenny (from the Irish: Cill Chainnigh meaning "Cell or church of Cainnech/Canice") began with an early sixth century ecclesiastical foundation, this relates to a church built in honour of St. Canice, now St. Canice's Cathedral and was a major monastic centre from at least the eighth century. The Annals of the Four Masters recorded the first reference Cill Chainnigh in 1085. Prehistoric activity has been recorded suggesting intermitten settlemant activity in the area in the Mesolithic and Bronze Age. Information on the history of Kilkenny can be found from newspapers, photographs, letters, drawings, manuscripts and archaeology. Kilkenny is documented in manuscripts from the 13th century onwards and one of the most important of these is Liber Primus Kilkenniensis.

The Kings of Ossary had residence around Cill Chainnigh. The seat of diocese of Kingdom of Osraige was moved from Aghaboe to Cill Chainnigh. Following Norman invasion of Ireland, Richard Strongbow, as Lord of Lenister, established a castle near modern day Kilkenny Castle. William Marshall began the development of the town of Kilkenny and a series of walls to protect the burghers. By the late thirteenth century Kilkenny was under Norman-Irish control. The original ecclesiastical centre at St. Canice's Cathedral became known as Irishtown and the Anglo-Norman borough inside the wall came to be known as Hightown.

Hiberno-Norman Kilkenny presence in Kilkenny was deeply shaken by the Black Death, which arrived in Kilkenny in 1348. The Statutes of Kilkenny passed at Kilkenny in 1367, aimed to curb the decline of the Hiberno-Norman Lordship of Ireland. In 1609 King James I of England granted Kilkenny a Royal Charter giving it the status of a city. Following the Rebellion of 1641, the Irish Catholic Confederation, also known as the "Confederation of Kilkenny", and was based in Kilkenny and lasted until the Cromwellian conquest of Ireland in 1649. James II of England spent most of the winter months from November 1689 until January 1690 at Kilkenny, residing in the castle[10]

The Kilkenny Design Workshops were opened in 1965 and in 1967 the Marquess of Ormonde presented Kilkenny Castle to the people of Kilkenny. Today, the city has a lively cultural scene, with annual events including the Kilkenny Arts Week Festival in the last two weeks of August, and the Cat Laughs Comedy Festival at the beginning of June. The City has been referred to as the Marble City. People from Kilkenny are often referred to as Cats. The seat of the Roman Catholic Bishop of Ossory is at St. Mary's Cathedral and the Church of Ireland Bishop of Cashel and Ossory is at St. Canice's Cathedral.
[edit] Geography
See also: Geography of Ireland

Kilkenny it is situated in the Nore Valley on both banks of the River Nore, at the centre of County Kilkenny in the province of Leinster in the south-east of Ireland. The first edition of the Ordnance Survey map for Kilkenny was in 1837, is held the County Library.
[edit] Climate
See also: Climate of Ireland
Kilkenny
Climate chart (explanation)
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source: MET ÉIREANN
[show]Imperial conversion
J F M A M J J A S O N D


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Weatherwise, Kilkenny is generally representative of wide river valleys in the region with low temperatures with lots of clouds over night. Overall, Kilkenny has a windy, but changeable, oceanic climate with few extremes. Kilkenny is significant in that it records some of the lowest summer and lowest winter temperatures in Ireland.

The highest air temperature ever recorded in Ireland, 33.3 °C (91.9 °F), was at Kilkenny Castle on 26 June 1887. The maximum daily rainfall recorded at Kilkenny station was 99.4 millimetres (3.91 in) on 17 July 1983. The highest wind gust, 77 knots (from a south-west direction, i.e. 200 degrees), was recorded on 12 January 1974. The maximum daily sunshine was 13.3 hours on 18 June 1978. The warmest and sunniest month on record at Kilkenny was August 1995 with a total of 50.9 hours sunshine and very low temperatures throughout. The maximum temperature recorded was 20.8 °C (69.4 °F) on 2 August 1995.[11] The warmest recorded air temperature was 20.3 °C (68.5 °F) at Kilkenny Castle, County Kilkenny on 26 June 1887.[12] Extremes recorded at the Kilkenny Met Station include the highest air temperature of 31.5 °C (88.7 °F) on 29 June 1976, the lowest air temperature of −14.1 °C (7 °F) on 2 January 1979 and the lowest ground temperature of −18.1 °C (−1 °F) on 12 January 1982.
[edit] Physical

The elevation is 60 m (196 ft) above mean sea level. The area of Kilkenny borough is 3.74 km². Kilkenny is the smallest City in the Republic of Ireland and although all cities in Ireland are by the coast or along a river Kilkenny is the only city that is not tidal.

Kilkenny is 117 km (73 miles) from the capital Dublin and 48 km (30 miles) north from the nearest city Waterford. Wexford is 80 km (50 miles) to the south-east and Limerick is 122 km (70 miles) to the west.
[edit] Demographics
Main article: Demographics of Ireland
[show]Historical populations
Year Pop. %±
1821 23,230 —
1831 23,741 2.2%
1841 19,071 −19.7%
1851 15,257 −20.0%
1861 13,235 −13.3%
1871 12,710 −4.0%
1881 12,299 −3.2%
1891 11,048 −10.2%
1901 10,609 −4.0%
1911 19,514 83.9%
1926 10,046 −48.5%
1936 10,237 1.9%
1946 10,291 0.5%
1951 10,572 2.7%
1956 12,328 16.6%
1961 12,081 −2.0%
1966 12,030 −0.4%
1971 13,306 10.6%
1981 16,886 26.9%
1986 17,517 3.7%
1991 17,669 0.9%
1996 18,696 5.8%
2002 20,735 10.9%
2006 22,179 7.0%
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Kilkenny borough with a population of 8,591, however the majority of the population of Kilkenny live outside the borough boundary. Kilkenny Town borough and its environs had a population of 22,179 in 2006.[18]

Changes as of the 2006 census, by the Central Statistics Office, Kilkenny Town Borough had a population of 8,661 which was an increase of 70 persons over the 2002 figure of 8,591 or 0.8%. The Town Environs had a population of 13,518 which was an increase of 1347 persons over the 2002 figure of 12,144 or 11.3%.[19] Overall both the Borough & Environs had a population of 22,179 in 2006 which was an increase of 1444 persons over the 2002 figure of 20,735 or 6.96%. People from Kilkenny are often referred to as 'Cats'.

Disposable household income per person as of 2005 was 18,032 euros and the index of disposable household was 89.4.[20]

Kilkenny is multilingual but predominantly English-speaking, with Irish being the second most commonly spoken language.[21] In recent decades, with the increase of immigration on an all-Ireland basis, many more languages have been introduced into Kilkenny.

The main religion is Catholic, however there are Church of Ireland, Presbyterian, Methodist, Jewish and other religious traditions living in Kilkenny.[22]
[edit] Governance
City of Kilkenny Shield

Kilkennys first Council was elected in 1231 and since then Kilkenny has had a continuous record of municipal government. From the 13th century to the end of the 16th the chief magistrate was known as the Sovereign, and since then Mayor.

Kilkenny is a Local Electoral Area of County Kilkenny and includes the electoral divisions of Dunmore, Kilkenny Rural and St. Canice[23] Local government bodies in Kilkenny have responsibility for such matters as planning, roads, sanitation and libraries. It is governed by the Local Government Acts, the most significant of which was in 2001, which established a two-tier structure of local government. The top tier of the structure consists of the Kilkenny County Council which has 26 elected councillors of which Kilkenny elects seven. The second tier of local government is the Kilkenny Borough Council, which is a "Town Council" but uses the title of "Borough Council" instead, but has no additional responsibilities.

Kilkenny's city status is derived from a Royal Charter in 1609 by King James I of England. This was recently given a legislative basis by Section 10(7) of the Local Government Act 2001, which allows for "the continued use of the description city", although it does not have a "city" council like the other Irish cities, but rather a borough council instead. Kilkenny Borough Council, Formerly Kilkenny Corporation used to have a Sovereign and Council of Twelve, but these have since been replaced by a Lord Mayor, Alderman and Councillors.[24]

County Kilkenny is in the South-East regional authority of Ireland and is part of the Carlow–Kilkenny Dáil Éireann constituency. Kilkenny has been represented through several parliamentary constituencies in the past. From 1918–1921 Kilkenny was part of the North Kilkenny United Kingdom Parliamentary constituency. In 1921 the Carlow–Kilkenny Dáil Éireann constituency was created and has stayed apart from between 1937 and 1948 when there was just a Kilkenny constituency.

Kilkenny is in the East constituency of the European Parliament and elects 3 MEPs.
See also: Local government in the Republic of Ireland, Irish local elections, 2004, Kilkenny (constituency), Carlow–Kilkenny (Dáil Éireann constituency), East (European Parliament constituency), and Lord Mayor of Kilkenny
[edit] Landmarks
[edit] Visitor Attractions

Visitor Attractions in Kilkenny and its environs include Kilkenny Castle and Gardens including the Butler Gallery, St. Canice's Cathedral and round tower, Rothe House and Garden, Shee Arms House, Grace's Courthouse, St. Mary's Cathedral, Kilkenny City Hall, the Dominican Black Abbey, St. John's Church, Butler House, Kilkenny 'Slips' and St. Francis Abbey Brewery. Castle Park. Gardens include the Castle Rose Garden, Rothe House Garden, the Famine Memorial Garden and the garden of Butler House.

In the county other attractions include Kells Priory, Jerpoint Abbey, Ballykeeffe Amphitheatre, Dunmore Caves, Hoban Memorial, Kilfane Glen and waterfall, the watergarden in at camphill, Woodstock Estate and Jenkinstown Park.
[edit] Architecture
See also: Architecture of Ireland
St Mary's Cathedral

The Architecture of Kilkenny shows Kilkenny's heritage through the historical buildings and other landmarks of the town. Kilkenny is a well preserved medieval town and is dominated by both Kilkenny Castle and St. Canice's Cathedral and round tower.

Kilkenny Castle and some important historical architecture of the medieval city survive, like parts of the Kilkenny City Walls. They define the extent, layout and status of the medieval town.

The town grew from a monastic settlement to a thriving Norman merchant town in the Middle Ages. Saint Canice's Cathedral and round tower are an example of the monastic settlement and Rothe House is an example of a Elizebethan merchant townhouse.

The black stone with decorative white fossils that forms the backbone of many of Kilkenny's fine buildings was quarried locally, particularly from the Black Quarry located 1.6 km south of the city on the R700.[25]

Kilkenny Marble or Black Marble was exported to all corners of the British Empire[citation needed]. The city has been referred to as the "Marble City" for centuries[citation needed].
[edit] Castles
Kilkenny Castle

Kilkenny Castle in Kilkenny city was the seat of the Butler family. Formerly the family name was FitzWalter. The castle was sold to the local Castle Restoration Committee in the middle of the 20th century for £50. Shortly afterwards it was handed over to the State, and has since been refurbished and is open to visitors. Part of the National Art Gallery is on display in the castle. There are ornamental gardens on the city side of the castle, and extensive land and gardens to the front. It has become one of the most visited tourist sites in Ireland.

The first stone castle was begun in 1204 by William Marshall the site was completed in 1213; it was a symbol of Norman occupation and in its original thirteenth-century condition it would have formed an important element of the defences of the town. There were four large circular corner towers and a massive ditch, part of which can still be seen today on the Parade. This was a square-shaped castle with towers at each corner; three of these original four towers survive to this day.
[edit] St. Canice's Cathedral and tower
Main article: St Canice's Cathedral
St. Canice's Cathedral.

St Canice's Cathedral, also known as Kilkenny Cathedral, present building dates from the 13th century and is the second longest cathedral in Ireland. The Cathedral is named after Saint Canice, who also gave his name to the city.[26]

Cruciform, the cathedral was built in the Early English, or English Gothic, style of architecture, of limestone, with a low central tower supported on black marble columns. The exterior walls, apart from the gables, are embattled, and there are two small spires at the west end. The cathedral is seventy-five yards long, and its width along the transepts is forty-one yards.

Beside the cathedral stands a 100 ft 9th century round tower. St. Canice's tower an excellent example of a well-preserved early Christian (9th century) Round Tower. Accessible only by a steep set of internal ladders, it may once have been both a watchtower and a refuge, and the summit gives a good view of Kilkenny and the countryside around. The hill on which the cathedral stands is believed to be the centre of the first major settlement at Kilkenny, and the round tower suggests an early ecclesiastical foundation.[5]

Dominican Black Abbey was founded in 1225, and lying just off Parliament Street.
[edit] Kilkenny Town Walls

Kilkenny Town Walls protected the medieval Town of Kilkenny.[27] The town was surrounded by walls with regular towers and gates. Remnants of the Town Walls survive such as Talbot Tower (1207), which is also known as Talbot's Bastion or Castle. It is the larger of the two surviving towers of the defences of the medieval High town of Kilkenny. There are walls on Abbey Street and the adjoining Black Freren Gate is the only surviving gate/access remaining on the High town Circuit into the old city.[28] A wall also runs through the brewery's grounds beside St. Francis Abbey.

The Kilkenny City Walls Conservation Plan is a plan by the inhabitants of Kilkenny, Kilkenny Borough Council, the Department of Environment, Heritage and Local Government, An Taisce, The Kilkenny Archaeological Society and The Heritage Council to ensure the long-term survival of their city’s unique walls.[29]
[edit] Bridges

The two main bridges in Kilkenny which span the River Nore have been called Green's Bridge and John's Bridge since the Middle Ages. These have been rebuilt many times since the twelfth century due to constant floods including the great floods of 1487 and 1763. Green's Bridge was built in 1766. John's Bridge was completed in 1910 and the Ossory Bridge, linking the ring-road around the city, was completed in 1984.

Ossory Bridge features an inlaid sculpture.
[edit] Green's Bridge

Green's Bridge, also known as the 'Great Bridge of Kilkenny', is one of two main bridges in Kilkenny and is an important element of the architectural, civil engineering and transport heritage of Kilkenny City.[30] It was first built before 1200 and been called Green's Bridge since the Middle Ages. The bridge has been rebuilt many times since the twelfth century due to constant floods including the great floods of 1487 and 1763. The current bridge was built in 1766 after the Great Flood of 1763. Green's Bridge crosses the River Nore in St. Canices Parish in the townland of Gardens.

The present-day Green's Bridge was built by William Colles (c.1710-70) in 1766 to designs prepared by George Smith (1763-7), a pupil of George Semple (c.1700-82). The Classical-style detailing indicating the lasting influence of the Roman Bridge at Rimini as described by Andrea Palladio's (1508–80) in The Four Books of Architecture (1570) (I Quattro Libri dell'Architettura). Carved limestone of high quality stone masonry enhance the architectural design value of the bridge while the series of five elliptical arches identifies the civil engineering heritage significance of the bridge. The bridge was renovated in 1835 where parapets were added but alteration works carried out in 1969 removed one parapet and a steel railing was added.
[edit] John's Bridge

John's Bridge is one of two main bridges in Kilkenny spanning the River Nore it connects John Street to Kilkenny city. It was first built after 1200 and has been rebuilt many times since the twelfth century due to constant floods including the great floods of 1487 and 1763. It has been called John's Bridge since the Middle Ages.

The present-day John's Bridge was completed in 1910 and spans 140 ft across the River Nore. It was reputedly, at the time it was completed, the longest single-span reinforced bridge in Ireland or Britain. The Design was by Mouchel & Partners using the Hennebique system of reinforcement. The arch consists of three ribs, tapering from 2 ft 6 in. to 2 ft deep. The traverse deck beams are each 2 ft deep.

During the flood of 1763, people gathered on John's Bridge after Green's Bridge collapsed, John's Bridge whole structure collapsed and sixteen people died.
[edit] Culture

Also see: Culture of Ireland and Irish people

Hot Air Balloon Festival in Kilkenny, 2006

Kilkenny is a popular tourist destination in Ireland. Well regarded for its cultural life, it has always tended to attract culturally aware visitors. Art galleries, historic buildings, craft and design workshops, theatre, comedy, public gardens and museums are some of main reasons Kilkenny has become one of Ireland's most visited towns and a popular base to explore the surrounding countryside.

Points of interest within the city and its environs include Kilkenny Castle, St. Canice's Cathedral and round tower, Rothe House, St. Mary's Cathedral, Kells Priory, Kilkenny Town Hall, Black Abbey and Jerpoint Abbey.

The recent rise in "stag" and "hen" parties in the city has seen attempts made at local level to discourage such activity, without impinging on the vibrant nightlife the city is known for.
[edit] Arts and Festivals

Kilkenny is encouraged as festival location throughout the year and especially during the summer months.

The Kilkenny Arts Festival established in the 1970s takes place in late August. During this time Kilkenny plays host to contemporary art with Theatre, Dance, Visual Art, Literature, Film, Paintings, Sculptures and live performances. Musical events including traditional, Classical, World, Jazz Music take place durning the festival.

Kilkenny holds the annual Cat Laughs Comedy festival every June bank holiday week.

The Kilkenny Rhythm and Roots Festival is held on the first weekend in May every year and features the Americana/Bluegrass/Folk/Rockabilly/AltCountry artists in various venues throughout the city.

Venues such as the Watergate Theatre host a range of home-produced and touring performances in dance, music and theatre year-round.
[edit] Music
See also: Music of Ireland

Music in Kilkenny is a rich and vibrant music scene with traditional Irish Music and artists such as Kerbdog, R.S.A.G. and groups like Kilkenny Music . Many pubs have Irish traditional music sessions. Kerbdog was an Alternative rock band from Kilkenny who began writing in 1991. R.S.A.G.'s double album Organic Sampler received a Choice Music Prize nomination for Irish Album of the Year 2008 in 2009. In 2005 Kilkenny Music a non-profit music-based group in Kilkenny was formed to work with a vast array of bands and acts within Kilkenny and the South East of Ireland.

Rhythm & Roots music festival is on each May.[31] The Kilkenny Arts Festival held every August embraces musical acts of all ages and styles. The annual concert 'Source' which is held in Nolan Park attracts mainstream musical performers such as Rod Stewart, Shania Twain, Bob Dylan, Paul Simon and Andrea Bocelli. Dolly Parton headlined at the 2008 event.

Classical tastes are catered for in St. Canice's Cathedral, where classical musicians and choirs often perform. The Kilkenny Choir and a Gospel Choir frequently perform in churches throughout the city. Groups like Ex Cathedra have plaed at the Kilkenny Arts Festival. Cleere's pub and theatre in Parliament Street is well-known for touring Irish and international bands including indie, jazz and blues. They also have a traditional music session every Monday night, as does Ryan's on Friary Street on Thursdays. The Zoo nightclub hosts up and coming local acts.
[edit] Theatre
See also: Irish theatre

Kilkenny had a tradition of dramatic performance going back to 1366 when the Dublin company set up in Kilkenny. Henry Burkhead, printed a play in Kilkenny Cola's Fury, or Lirenda's Misery (1645), dealing with events of the Irish Rebellion of 1641 from an English standpoint. It was a blatantly political work with the Lirenda of the title being an anagram of Ireland. In 1642, as a result of the English Civil War, Dublin Royalists were forced to flee the city. Many of them went to Kilkenny to join a confederacy of Old English and Irish that formed in that city. The Court in Kilkenny.

In 1802 Sir Richard and Sir John Power of Kilfane established the Kilkenny Private Theatre.[32]

The Watergate Theatre in Kilkenny is a centre for the performing and visual arts.[33] It provides a varied programme of professional and amateur dramatics, classical and contemporary music, opera and dance, together with regular exhibitions of paintings and photographs. The theatre plays an important role in the cultural, artistic and literary life of Kilkenny along with its festivals, professional and amateur theatre companies.
[edit] Film

The Young Irish Film Makers are based in Kilkenny.
[edit] Media
See also: Media in Ireland
[edit] Radio
See also: Radio in Ireland

KCLR is a radio station which servers both Carlow and Kilkenny.[34] It is based at both the Broadcast Centre on the Carlow Road, Kilkenny and Exchequer House, Potato Market, Carlow. KCLR is available on 96FM and is an independent local radio station. As of 2009, KCLR had 60% weekly reach and 33% weekday share.[35] KCLR 96FM began broadcasting in May 2004 replacing Radio Kilkenny.

Radio Kilkenny, which began as a pirate station Kilkenny Community Radio,[36] received a licensed to broadcast to Kilkenny city and county on 96.0 MHz,96.6 MHz and 106.3 MHz in 1988. Radio Kilkenny had 63% of the radio listeners in County Kilkenny and 16% in County Carlow but failed to secure a franchise in 2003 when the Broadcasting Commission of Ireland changed the station's franchise area to include Carlow. The station ceased broadcasting at 2:10 a.m. on January 1, 2004.[37]

Beat 102-103 is a regional youth radio station broadcasting across the South East of Ireland. It serves a population of about 450,000, and in August 2006 it had a 49% share of the south east market.
[edit] Print media
See also: List of newspapers in Ireland
Finn's Leinster Journal

Newspapers have been have been produced in Kilkenny for centuries. Kilkenny produced some of the eighteenth and nineteenth century's most important papers. The papers cover over 220 years, and includes the Finns Leinster Journal (later the Kilkenny Journal) from 1767 to 1965, the Kilkenny People from 1916 to 1992, and the Kilkenny Moderator from 1814 to 1916.[38] Also the Leinster Independent from 1872; the Kilkenny Chronicle from 1813. Other importatant papers included, the Kilkenny Courier; Tipperary Examiner from 1858; the Kilkenny Express and the Wexford Express from 1875; The Post (a sister paper to Kilkenny People) from 1926; the Kilkenny Standard from 1979, the Kilkenny People in 1895, the Kilkenny Voice 2005 and also the Kilkenny Advertiser.

Finn's Leinster Journal(1767–1801) was founded by Edmund Finn in 1767 and published on Wednesdays and Saturdays and was brought to such places as Carlow and Castledermot. The paper brought prosperity to the Finn family but Edmund Finn died in 1777. Edmund's wife Catherine Finn took on the task of running the paper while raising seven children. Catherine became famous by the death of her husband and the fact that during the 18th and 19th century no other woman played such a role. It was published in Kilkenny but some content was relevant to Carlow. It was continued as Leinster Journal (1801–1830) and the Kilkenny Journal from 1832.

The Moderator (1814–1822) changed its name to Kilkenny Moderator 1822-1919 and reverted to Moderator from 1920-1925.

The modern Kilkenny People was first published in 1895. It is a weekly paper. The paper has the highest readership in the southeast. According to the Audit Bureau of Circulations, the Kilkenny People had an average weekly circulation of 17,578 for the first six months of 2006[39] One of the senior journalists, Sean Keane is a son of John B.Keane the novelist and playwright. It is printed by the Kilkenny People Group at Purcellsinch and the group also publishes a number of other regional papers.

The Kilkenny Voice was first published on September 5, 2005. It achieved an average weekly sales of 8,500 copies, and had in excess of 30,000 readers. It ceased publication on December 18, 2008.
[edit] Photography

Photographic Collections of Kilkenny include the Lawrence Collection c.1900, the Crawford Collection c. 1940, the Valentine Collection c. 1950, the Bolton Street Students' Survey c. 1970, the Industrial Archaeologica Survey c. 1989, the Carrigan Collection and the St. John's Parish Collection, as well as many historical postcards.[40]
Panorama of Kilkenny city.

TThe circulation of the Kilkenny People is in fact now nearer to 10,000 weekly , the free Kilkenny Advertiser now taking over at the top with 20.000 copies circulated free every week through almost every door in Kilkenny City and County .
[edit] Community
[edit] Awards

Kilkenny was named as the Academy of Urbanism European Great Town for 2008.[41] The Academy Chairman, John Thompson, said "it is great to have an Irish town coming through in this year's awards, especially Kilkenny which is coming to terms with economic growth without losing its wonderful character and humour". Kilkenny won the Irish Tidy Towns Competition in 1985 and is the only city to have won the competition.[42]
[edit] Twinned cities

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[edit] Cultural references

There is a limerick (with optional added couplet) about the two cats from Kilkenny:

There once were two cats of Kilkenny
Each thought there was one cat too many
So they fought and they hit
And they scratched and they bit
Till (excepting their nails
And the tips of their tails)
Instead of two cats there weren't any!

[edit] Infrastructure
[edit] Education
See also: Education in the Republic of Ireland
George Berkeley who attended Kilkenny College

Education in Kilkenny only goes as far as secondary school, although the National University of Ireland, Maynooth maintains an outreach centre at St. Kieran's College. Kilkenny is the home of many noted secondary schools. One is the Church of Ireland Kilkenny College, founded in 1538, which is one of the oldest schools in the country. This school has had several notable students, including Jonathan Swift and George Berkeley. St. Kieran's College was founded in 1782 and was the first Roman Catholic secondary school in Ireland. It was created after Grattan's Parliament which caused some relaxation of the Penal Laws in the country. The city also has a number of other second level schools, including the Christian Brothers School (CBS), Loreto Kilkenny and the Kilkenny Technical School.

As many children from Catholic families were sent to Europe to be educated as priests, in Louvain, Salamanca & Rome etc. these returned with the new liberal ideas emerging on the mainland at this time[citation needed]. To prevent further spread of European liberalism, the establishment in Ireland decided to allow the Catholics to be educated in Ireland, where they could be monitored[citation needed]. Thus the emergence of such colleges as St. Kierans and Maynooth.
[edit] Roads
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[edit] Railway

Also see Rail transport in Ireland

Kilkenny railway station opened on 12 May 1848.[43] Kilkenny acquired railway links to Dublin in 1850, Waterford in 1854, Portlaoise in 1876 and Castlecomer in 1919. Córas Iompair Éireann closed the Castlecomer and Kilkenny Junction lines in 1962. Kilkenny railway station was renamed McDonagh Station in 1966 after Irish nationalist, poet and playwright Thomas MacDonagh. Kilkenny remains an important stop on Iarnród Éireann's Intercity route between Dublin and Waterford.

Unlike other countries, the location of railway stations in Ireland was closely related to military matters rather than trade or public transport[citation needed]. Kilkenny railway station is a fine example of this peculiarity, with the military barracks being closely positioned to the railway station.
[edit] Industry
View of Kilkenny in 2001

The town has a history of brewing and is home to St. Francis Abbey Brewery which was founded in the early 18th century by Messrs Cole and Smithwick. The Guinness Ireland Group had owned this brewery since the 1960s. At the beginning of the 21st century, Guinness merged with Grand Metropolitan plc to form Diageo, the world's largest alcoholic beverage business, and the brewery is now a part of Diageo Global Supply. Smithwick's Ale now forms only a small percentage of production there. Another product is Kilkenny ale , a close relation of Smithwicks ale. Some 80% of beer produced at the brewery is Budweiser, a brand not owned by Diageo, but produced under licence. Diageo announced in May 2008 that it will close the St Francis Abbey Brewery in 2013 and move production to a new brewery on the outskirts of Dublin.[44]

Kilkenny is also home to the head offices of Glanbia foods, one of the world's top dairy companies. Glanbia was formed by the merger of two dairy businesses: Avonmore and Waterford foods, it employs a total of around 4,000 people and has interests in Ireland, Britain and the USA.

Recent developments in Kilkenny have attracted further investment from local businesses as well as attracting new industry. Leggetsrath Business Park was opened in 2003. There are two retail warehouse parks in Kilkenny; Kilkenny Retail Park and Ormonde Retail Park. Hebron Business Park was constructed in 2002 and is a privately owned extension to the Hebron Industrial Estate, the main centre for industry in Kilkenny.
[edit] Hospitals
See also: List of hospitals in the Republic of Ireland

Hospitals in Kilkenny include three public hospitals and one private hospital.[45] St. Luke's is a general medical and surgical hospital built in 1942.[46] It is based on the freshford road and provides a range of local and regional services. Local services include medical, general surgery, obstetrics, gynaecology and paediatrics. St. Canice's is a psychiatric hospital, opened in 1852 and located on the dublin road.[47] It provides a range of mental health services including acute and long stay care, out-patient services throughout the county, addiction counselling services, respite care community hostel facilities and day care facilities. It also provides paediatric physiotherapy, and occupational therapy. Lourdes is the regional orthopaedic hospital outside the town in Kilcreene. Aut Even is a private hospital based outside Kilkenny City.[48]
[edit] Sport

See also Sport in Ireland

[edit] GAA

Main article Kilkenny GAA

In hurling, the dominant sport in the county, the Kilkenny GAA or Kilkenny County Board of the Gaelic Athletic Association (Irish: Cumann Lúthchleas Gael Coiste Cill Channaigh) has its head office and main grounds at Nowlan Park in the city. The Kilkenny branch of the Gaelic Athletic Association was founded in 1887. Kilkenny is home to prominent hurling secondary schools St. Kieran's College and Christian Brothers School (CBS). Many famous current and past players have played for St. Kieran's, including Eddie Keher, Brian Cody, Eoin Kelly and DJ Carey. As well as the famous inter-county team, Kilkenny has many local hurling clubs including O'Loughlin Gaels, James Stephens and the 2007 and 2010 All-Ireland club champions, Ballyhale Shamrocks.

Gaelic football is also played in Kilkenny, although it is not as popular as it is in most Irish counties. It lags well behind the other traditional GAA game of hurling. Indeed, Kilkenny GAA's county football team have recently been promoted to play in Division Four of the National Football League.
[edit] Soccer

Kilkenny City AFC played in the League of Ireland until January 2008. It entered the league as EMFA in 1986, but resigned their position in the league after 22 years citing “lack of finance, poor results and paltry attendances”. The club had spent all but two seasons in the League of Ireland's second tier. Kilkenny and District Soccer League run leagues at schoolboy, youths and junior level throughout the county. It is affiliated to Leinster Football Association, Football Association of Ireland and the Schoolboy’s Football Association of Ireland.
[edit] Rugby

Kilkenny RFC has a very strong and successful Rugby Union club based at Foulkstown on the Waterford Road. The club has provided many players for the Ireland team including Ernie Ridgeway, Bill Tector, Jack Notley, Willie Duggan, Ned Byrne, Ronan Kearney and Gary Halpin. Ian Dowling plays for the Munster Rugby team and is a two time winner of the European Rugby Cup in 2006 and 2008.

Rugby is played at schools level by Kilkenny College and the Christian Brothers School (CBS).
[edit] Golf

Kilkenny Golf Club is 18 hole championship parkland course within the city to the North West, close to city centre. It hosted several Professional Championship events. In 1984 and 1996, it was the venue for the All Ireland Mixed Foursome Finals and in 1985 hosted the All Ireland Cups and Shields Finals. It is playable all year round due to sand based greens. The course is mostly flat terrain with an abundance of trees.

Around Kilkenny City there is also a Driving Range in Newpark and a 18 hole all weather Par 3 golf course in Pocoke.

Mount Juliet Golf Course is a golf resort situated near Kilkenny in Thomastown. Jack Nicklaus designed the course and it is considered to be one of Ireland's best courses.
[edit] Ice Hockey

Kilkenny City Storm is a mixed ice hockey team formed in 2007 in Kilkenny.[49] They play in the Irish Ice Hockey Association Recreational Division League.[50] The Storm were one of the top two teams in the league in 2007, its inaugural year.

The team also enjoys moderate success as an inline hockey team, playing in the Northern Inline Hockey League and the Irish inline hockey (roller hockey) league.

The team consists of both local and foreign players who travel to Dundalk Ice Dome, the only permanent ice rink in the Republic, each week for training and matches. The players themselves fund the transport and ice rental costs.

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