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How to get the Kiss New Years Eve

  • 30-12-2009 2:38am
    #1
    Jigga
    Closed Accounts Posts: 967 ✭✭✭


    So how does one go about to get the all important spontaneous kiss with a stranger out New Years Eve at the stroke of midnight?

    I for one would like to get the girl I kiss back to my private "after party" :D


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  • #2
    mikom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    Chloroform.


  • #3
    bronte
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,331 ✭✭✭✭bronte


    Chew gum...not onions.


  • #4
    FearDark
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,425 ✭✭✭FearDark


    Get her as drunk as humanly possible and just gravitate towards her at midnight.

    Im so glad I have a girlfriend and dont have to do this ****.


  • #5
    minidazzler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    Say to her.

    "Would you like to start this year as you mean to go on?"

    If she says yes, bobs your teapot.

    If she says no, the line will work! :) As long as you deliver it right! :)


  • #6
    robbie_998
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,222 ✭✭✭robbie_998


    Jigga wrote: »
    So how does one go about to get the all important spontaneous kiss with a stranger out New Years Eve at the stroke of midnight?

    from behind.


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  • #7
    jumpguy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,962 ✭✭✭jumpguy


    Here, kids, jumpguy's steps to getting a kiss on New Year's:
    1. Don't be at home alone. There'll be nobody to kiss.
    2. Go to a pub/nightclub.
    3. Make sure you line yourself beside a complete stranger.
    4. Make sure you get her by surprise, don't even ask.
    5. Before you initiate step 3, make sure she has no boyfriend. Rightly, this should go first, but I wanted to punish those too lazy to read on.

    To avoid all these, you can
    1. Get a loving girlfriend (easier said than done, eh?)


  • #8
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    mikom wrote: »
    Chloroform.

    Sad, tbh.


  • #9
    ya-ba-da-ba-doo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 884 ✭✭✭ya-ba-da-ba-doo


    mikom wrote: »
    Chloroform.


    Best chat-up line ever:

    Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?


  • #10
    Rabies
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,258 ✭✭✭✭Rabies


    i was expecting this thread to have been started by Brummy :)


  • #11
    ToniTuddle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,964 ✭✭✭ToniTuddle


    Easy.
    Just turn around to them and say "New Years Kiss".
    It's tradition they have too!

    .........

    >.>

    It's also tradition up here to continue saying this throughout the night to many people!


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  • #12
    Dublin_Gunner
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,692 ✭✭✭Dublin_Gunner


    Just find the fattest ugliest single-est member of your chosen sex.

    Approach with caution, then snog.

    Job done.


  • #13
    Mike 1972
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,018 ✭✭✭Mike 1972


    jumpguy wrote: »
    3. Make sure you line yourself beside a complete stranger.

    Make sure complete stranger is of the opposite sex (unless its in a gay bar and youre into that sort of thing)


  • #14
    minidazzler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    Rabies wrote: »
    i was expecting this thread to have been started by Brummy :)

    He has resigned to not getting any! :(


  • #15
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    minidazzler wrote: »
    Say to her.

    "Would you like to start this year as you mean to go on?"

    If I went up to a girl and said that, she'd most likely say ..

    "Yes I would 'like to start the year as I mean to go on'.. and you can be the first assh*le I tell to get lost". :(

    :pac:


  • #16
    The_Minister
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,255 ✭✭✭✭The_Minister


    I think mistletoe is good till New Years.


  • #17
    Final
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13 ✭Final


    just grab some cute girls hand as your approaching 5-4-3....etc...give it a gentle squeeze and as she turns to you....HAPPY NEW YEARS!!...and bam! ;)


  • #18
    cloneslad
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,583 ✭✭✭cloneslad


    new years kiss???

    Don't just settle for one, make me proud and get as many as possible.

    longterm relationships are so much fun :rolleyes:


  • #19
    truecrippler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,243 ✭✭✭truecrippler


    Ask Richard Dower for some tips.


  • #20
    Seaneh
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,300 ✭✭✭✭Seaneh


    Grow a personality?


  • #21
    cloneslad
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,583 ✭✭✭cloneslad


    Seaneh wrote: »
    Grow a personality?

    Just add one part smart arsed responses and a pinch of smugness??


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  • #22
    Seaneh
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,300 ✭✭✭✭Seaneh


    cloneslad wrote: »
    Just add one part smart arsed responses and a pinch of smugness??

    Ah no, you're alright really.


  • #23
    cloneslad
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,583 ✭✭✭cloneslad


    Seaneh wrote: »
    Ah no, you're alright really.

    Awesome :rolleyes:


  • #24
    Xavi6
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,919 ✭✭✭✭Xavi6


    Roofie colada. Giggidy.


  • #25
    bronte
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,331 ✭✭✭✭bronte


    Ick..I'm staying somewhere safe this new years.


  • #26
    Pushtrak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,640 ✭✭✭Pushtrak


    Got a terrible cold, can't imagine "New years cold" being a good offer.


  • #27
    Cupcake_Crisis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,448 ✭✭✭✭Cupcake_Crisis


    Have a circle of friends that are all a bit whorey and you dont even have to go looking


  • #28
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »
    Have a circle of friends that are all a bit whorey and you dont even have to go looking

    What time can I meets ya's tomorrow night??


  • #29
    Cupcake_Crisis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,448 ✭✭✭✭Cupcake_Crisis


    We'll be startin around 8ish, ill pm ya the address ;) bring your tic tacs!


  • #30
    G-Money
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,199 ✭✭✭G-Money


    Tell her you are a millionaire. :cool:


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  • #31
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Become a woman ;)


  • #32
    G-Money
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,199 ✭✭✭G-Money


    Kiera wrote: »
    Become a woman ;)

    I think it would be much quicker, easier and more appealing to become a millionaire by tomorrow night. :cool:


  • #33
    sKepTics_George
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 138 ✭✭sKepTics_George


    tell everybody you have 1 day to live,
    It might work,
    *"You may try this at your own risk, I will not accept responsibility for actions"*


  • #34
    El Siglo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,803 ✭✭✭El Siglo


    Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »
    We'll be startin around 8ish, ill pm ya the address ;) bring your tic tacs!

    He'll want more than tic tacs.


  • #35
    rannerap
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,900 ✭✭✭rannerap


    Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »
    Have a circle of friends that are all a bit whorey and you dont even have to go looking

    this works on regular nights out in our group,we need a new group of friends


  • #36
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    grandmaster wrote: »
    I think it would be much quicker, easier and more appealing to become a millionaire by tomorrow night. :cool:
    If its gold diggers/5 nurses you're after then yes you're correct.


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  • #37
    El Siglo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,803 ✭✭✭El Siglo


    Cupcake_Crisis wrote:
    Have a circle of friends that are all a bit whorey and you dont even have to go looking

    Or you could just find a group of whores and see if that works.


  • #38
    Shane732
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,998 ✭✭✭Shane732


    El Siglo wrote: »
    Or you could just find a group of whores and see if that works.

    True after all he didn't say he wasn't willing to pay!!


  • #39
    Voltex
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,581 ✭✭✭Voltex


    Pick out the mutt in the group!


  • #40
    RoyalMarine
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,824 ✭✭✭RoyalMarine


    ToniTuddle wrote: »
    Easy.
    Just turn around to them and say "New Years Kiss".
    It's tradition they have too!

    .........

    >.>

    It's also tradition up here to continue saying this throughout the night to many people!

    sluts......... god damn i wish i stayed up there :rolleyes::mad:
    Voltex wrote: »
    Pick out the mutt in the group!

    ah now! bit harsh eh


  • #41
    Lia_lia
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,691 ✭✭✭Lia_lia


    I don't understand. People normally kiss on New Years? I have no idea what happens on New Years. I babysit every year. But this year I'm working in a bar! might have a chance then!


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  • #42
    Jaeger 90
    Closed Accounts Posts: 104 ✭✭Jaeger 90


    Lia_lia wrote: »
    I don't understand. People normally kiss on New Years? I have no idea what happens on New Years. I babysit every year. But this year I'm working in a bar! might have a chance then!

    Maybe if you hadn't of gotten pregnant so young you would be able to enjoy new years


  • #43
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    grandmaster wrote: »
    Tell her you are a millionaire. :cool:

    NAh that is more of a show thing.

    My mo. Target the criers.


  • #44
    Lia_lia
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,691 ✭✭✭Lia_lia


    ^
    O...kay.


  • #45
    Ridley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,196 ✭✭✭Ridley


    Yes, you want her.
    Look at her, you know you do.
    It's possible she wants you, too.
    There is one way to ask her.
    It don't take a word.
    Not a single word.
    Go on and kiss the girl.


  • #46
    Dublin_Gunner
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,692 ✭✭✭Dublin_Gunner


    Jaeger 90 wrote: »
    Maybe if you hadn't of gotten pregnant so young you would be able to enjoy new years


    I smell a ban hammer...


  • #47
    brummytom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    Rabies wrote: »
    i was expecting this thread to have been started by Brummy :)
    Seeing as I'm spending New Year's Eve with my Mom, Dad and 2 brothers; I'm not really after a kiss :P


  • #48
    The Saint
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,932 ✭✭✭The Saint


    brummytom wrote: »
    Seeing as I'm spending New Year's Eve with my Mom, Dad and 2 brothers; I'm not really after a kiss :P

    With an attitude like that no wonder you're still a virgin. :p


  • #49
    brummytom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    The Saint wrote: »
    With an attitude like that no wonder you're still a virgin. :p
    I've just told the girl I absolutely worship I don't 'like' her... why? No idea :(


  • #50
    The Saint
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,932 ✭✭✭The Saint


    brummytom wrote: »
    I've just told the girl I absolutely worship I don't 'like' her... why? No idea :(

    Well you know what they say, treat em mean, yada yada. You should have punched her in the back of the head for good measure.


  • #51
    brummytom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    I call her 'slag' frequently and hit her over the head with textbooks whenever I get bored.. Is that mean enough?


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