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Chatroulette - Omegle with webcams
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My granny is young at heart, she loves going on line to do crosswords and even joined facebook. She heard people talking about this on the radio a while back and decided to give it a go...
She only went on once and then emailed me not to go near it!!
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Very big LOLZ:
EDIT: Crap, I think someone posted this a few posts back.......
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I just spent the last hour playing a game with someone:
Stranger: hi
You: want to play a game?
Stranger: okay
You: you are standing in an open field west of a white house with a boarded up front door
Stranger: okay
You: you waited too long, a lizard approaches and eats you
You: want to play a game?
Stranger: sure
You: you are standing in an open field west of a white house with a boarded up front door
Stranger: k
You: what do you do?
Stranger: go to it
You: a lizard approaches
Stranger: i kick it
You: you kick the lizard and it flees, you continue towards the house
You: you reach the house
Stranger: k
Stranger: then what?
Stranger: I go in
You: what do you do?
You: you are at the house
Stranger: I go in through the window since the door is boarded
You: you jump through the window into a dark room, you feel something beside your foot
Stranger: I move away
You: you back away and you hit a table with some objects on it
Stranger: I look at them to see what they are
You: A torch, a key and a butcher knife
Stranger: I grab them
You: *items grabbed
You: you are in a dark room
Stranger: I use the torch to light the room
You: the torch lights and you see that there is something on the floor
You: a sheet is covering it
Stranger: I slowly lift the sheet with the knife in my hand just in case
You: it's a corpse
Stranger: I back away
You: you hear a noise coming from another room
You: it's getting louder
Stranger: i follow the noise
You: you leave the room towards another...
You: you hear a noise behind the locked door
You: it's grunting
Stranger: I use they to unlock the door and open it slowly. I had the knife ready in my other hand
Stranger: key*
You: it's a zombie
Stranger:I cut it in half with the knife and run to another room
You: now you hear lots of faint grunting noises
You: they are getting louder
Stranger: I run to the back door
You: there are 3 zombies outside the back door
Stranger:i cut all of them down with my knife and proceed to move past them
You: you kill 3 zombies, your knife is now too damaged to use
You: you are outside a shed
You: more zombies are coming
Stranger: I get a weapon from the shed and prepare to fight them off
You: There are now hundreds of zombies
You: there is a pick-up truck in the shed
Stranger:I get inside the pick up truck and hot wire it to start before pulling out of the shed and making a getaway
You: there is engine in the pick-up truck
You: the zombies are close to the shed
You: there is a well beside the shed
Stranger: I back out and knock some of the zombies down the well.
You: there now too many zombies to fight
You: you see a short path
Stranger: I take off toward the path
You: the path splits into 2
You: 1 goes into a forest
You: 1 goes down to a lake
Stranger: To the lake
You: there are zombies at the other side of the lake
You: there is something at the botto mof the lake
Stranger: I reach for whatever it is
You: you swim downwards, it is a cave
Stranger: I go inside
You: there is a passageway
Stranger: I follow it
You: you find a corpse of a military personal
Stranger: I check it for weapons
You: There is a pistol with 7 bullets
You: 1 grenade
Stranger: I grab them
You: *items grabbed
You: you see a light at the end of the passageway
Stranger: i go for it
You: you are in a forest
You: zombies are coming
Stranger: how many?
You: more zombies are coming
You: you see a cabin
Stranger: i go to the cabin
You: It's well-reinforced with steel, you can hear somebody inside
You: zombies are getting closer
Stranger:i go in
You: the door is locked
Stranger: I bang loudly
You: a shutter opens, a man looks at you and sees the zombies, he closes the shutter
Stranger: I bang again
You: the man opens the shutter and tells you he'll let you in if you give him something
You: *Pistol with 7 bullets, 1 grenade, 1 torch
Stranger:the torch
You: He opens the door, you enter
Stranger: i enter
You: He asks "are you infected?"
Stranger: no
You: The man has charges set up to kill the zombies....
You: the cable for the detonation is cut
You: He asks "go outside and reconnect the cable"
You: he gives you 1 Duct-tape
Stranger: "Why can't you do it?"
You: The man is in a wheelchair
Stranger: "Fine." I run outside quickly to reconnect.
You: There are 4 zombies to your left, 5 to your right
You: the cable is in front of you
Stranger:I connect the cable and barely dodge a zombie before running back inside
You: You trip over a banch, your pistol falls out of your hands
You: there are 9 zombies coming at you
Stranger: I stand up quickly and manage to reach my pistol
You: A zombie manages to get inside and grab the man in the wheelchair
You: he bites him
You: man is infected
Stranger: i throw him out and shut the doors
You: You are inside
You: you hear the man outside crying for help
You: you see a frist aid kit on a table
Stranger: He can't be helped. he's got the disease.
You: His cry goes silent amongst the zombie moans
You: there are now 20 zombies surrounding the house
You: the door is becoming damaged
Stranger: I find the button for detonation
You: The charges go off, there is a loud bang
You: then silence
Stranger: I check out side through the shutters
You: you see fire, smoke, corpses and limbs
Stranger: I wait til the smoke clears
You: smoke has cleared
Stranger: I look outside again
You: you see fire, corpses and limbs
Stranger: I stay in the house
You: the house is badly damaged from the charges
Stranger:I grab my things and weapons and go to the attic
You: there is a flare-gun in the attic and 1 Mars bar
Stranger: I take the flare gun then eat the Mars bar
You: *Flare-gun grabbed
You: *Mars bar eaten
You: You notice on the Mars wrapper that it is 12 years out of date
You: you vomit
You: you hear a faint noise getting louder
You: it sounds like a helicopter
Stranger: I lean out the window and shoot the flare gun for help from the helicoptor
You: You fire the flare, and see that the helicopter is an Apache
You: The Apache sees the flare
You: a spotlight from the helicopter searches around the house
You: a missile is fired from the helicopter
Stranger: ****
Stranger: I jump out the window
You: you jump out the window, the missile hits the roof and the house explodes
You: the helicopter can see you
Stranger: I single for help
You: there is no help
You: the helicopter fires it's machine gun
Stranger: I run into the forest
You: the helicopter follows in pursuit
You: the helicopter cannot see you
You: it patrols the surrounding area, never leaving
Stranger: I make a run for it. and shoot one of the patrols
You: you have alerted the gaurds
You: you see a cage
You: there are captured zombies in it
You: gaurds are coming
You: there is 6 gaurds
You: 1 helicopter
Stranger: I release the zombies of the guards and hijack the helicopter
Stranger: on*
You: you release the zombies
You: the zombies are fighting with the gaurds
You: the helicopter has never landed, it's still in the air
You: the helicopter is pre-occupied with the zombies too
You: the gaurds retreat
Stranger: I make a run for the opposite direction
You: the helicopter sees you
You: you see a car
You: it is still running
Stranger: I get in and drive away
You: the road splits in 3
You: left
You: middle
You: right
Stranger: middle
You: the helicopter is in pursuit
You: you take the middle road
You: choose your speed
You: 25mph
You: 50mph
You: 100mph
Stranger: 100
You: you speed down a twisty road, the helicopter is shooting your car
Stranger: i go faster
You: 101mph
You: there is barricade up ahead
You: the helicopter fires it's missile
Stranger: I stop the car and reverse and miss the missile. Instead the missile hits the baracade
You: barricade destroyed
You: the helicopter fires a heat-seeking missile
Stranger: I speed the car back up as fast as it goes, and when it's at top speed I jump out the car the missile flies into the car
You: the missile hits the car
You: the car explodes
You: the helicopter sees you
Stranger: I let whoever is in the helicopter capture me
You: The helicopter lands
You: out jumps 5 armed soldiers
You: they tell you to drop your weapon
You: they are aiming at your head
Stranger: I drop my weapon with my hands up
You: 1 pistol dropped
You: 1 grenade remaining
Stranger: I pretend to be putting the grenade down but I quickly pick the pistol back up and shoot the 5 soldiers
You: You shoot 3 soldiers
You: the other 2 soldiers shoot you
You: you are dead
You: Game Over
You: Thank you for playing
Stranger: Welcome
You: Soldiers are very quick
Stranger:Yeah no kidding
You: I thought you were gonna throw the grenade at them
You: I would've let you won there!
Stranger: I was about too. but i didn't wanna blow up the plane haha
You: lol
Stranger: Did you come up with that game?
You: I was thinking ahead, you would've blown up the soldiers and heli but afterwards you were going to meet Rambo and be saved
You: yea, I was making that up towards your answers
Stranger: lol Rambo, really?
You: lol, yea
You: give you a nice present for playing the game
Stranger: lol that would be nice
You: lol
You: well, that was a fun hour, anyways
Stranger: lol yeah
You: it was good playing with you, I'm off to bed now
Stranger: You too. Goodnight
You: Goodnight
You: peace out, buddy!
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My Oh an I went on this tonight but we were a bit scared so we put our cat on to talk to people instead. He proceeded to lick himself in his delicate area for about 30 minutes.
Nobody wanted to talk to him! Poor Murdoch. He's lovely!
I think we need to do it again when drunk and with friends!0 -
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I went on for the first time last week.
Mainly just cocks being stroked.
Twice groups of girls said: "Are you gonna show us your cock?"
I felt intimidated :pac:
Anyone come across the dancing girl who sings with a hairbrush and backing track.
I danced with for two 80's songs and she asked me to stay for a third but I had a fear of ended up on YouTube and everyone laughing at the dancing Irish idiot, so I made my excuses and went to bed.
Fapped then of course
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OutlawPete wrote: »I went on for the first time last week.
Mainly just cocks being stroked.
Twice groups of girls said: "Are you gonna show us your cock?"
I felt intimidated :pac:
Anyone come across the dancing girl who sings with a hairbrush and backing track.
I danced with for two 80's songs and she asked me to stay for a third but I had a fear of ended up on YouTube and everyone laughing at the dancing Irish idiot, so I made my excuses and went to bed.
Fapped then of course
Did you fap on CR? You should it feels great almost as good as doing it in public :pac:0 -
hitlersson666 wrote: »Did you fap on CR? You should it feels great almost as good as doing it in public :pac:
I don't have a Macro mode on my webcam
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I'm surprised no one went for the cat licking itself. Did you see heaps of willies?
Not really. After nobody wanted to talk to the cat I went on myself and got a better response! I saw one French guy playing with himself and then I started laughing and showed it to my OH. He skipped me pretty quickly when my OH appeared on the screen.
A guy from Jordan also asked me to show him my bests!
The face on the men when they realise they're actually talking to a girl is priceless. The light up - it must be a nice treat after seeing loads of cock.0 -
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OutlawPete wrote: »I don't have a Macro mode on my webcam
At least your honest............... :P mine just takes up the whole screen so its kinda pointless. :pac:0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32vpgNiAH60
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCtoIdY126s
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