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The "Where the fudge is D4RK ONION?" thread

  • 23-12-2009 12:51am
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,552 Bobalicious93


    Well, where is he?

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    I heard he was kidnapped by the CIA on suspiscion of threatening to poison the US supply of rhubarb, and is now living out the rest of his days in a cell under Dick Cheney's house.


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  • I heard he was convicted of trolling his own forums under different usernames. His punishment was to be tied to a chair and forced to listen to Madonna on repeat, untill his ears fell off.


    Or that could all be a load of crap.




  • Dark Onion in has a life life shocker :eek: How dare he!




  • Last time I saw him, he was doing body shots off a Clown's abdomen in Amsterdam. That was one crazy night.. Haven't seen him since.




  • phlegms wrote: »
    Last time I saw him, he was doing body shots off a Clown's abdomen in Amsterdam. That was one crazy night.. Haven't seen him since.

    You said you'd invite me next time! Hmph!




  • I think he got captured by Somalian pirates, convinced them he was a god, and is now captain of the high seas.

    He said this last on boards in the yaaaaah thread
    Yes, I convinced Somalian pirates I was a god and am now captain of the high seas


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  • He's behind you!

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  • Craguls wrote: »
    You said you'd invite me next time! Hmph!

    I did invite you. I just didn't send the invite..




  • phlegms wrote: »
    Last time I saw him, he was doing body shots off a Clown's abdomen in Amsterdam. That was one crazy night.. Haven't seen him since.

    That couldn't have been him, Amsterdam's morals are too high for him...




  • D4RK ONION wrote: »
    Does someone here know you? Why are you still alive?!

    Anywho, some decent video game reviews, or interesting internet stops would rope in the nerd crowd for you!

    (/realises the irony of his shilling :o)

    This was his last post.
    Does someone here know you? Why are you still alive?!

    This exclaimation seems out of place doesn't it?

    "Why are you still alive" suggests that the OP of that thread should be dead.

    Where is D4RK ONION you ask?

    He's murdered AddictedtoYou and is now laying low.

    looks like this case *puts on sunglasses* is closed. YAAAAAAAAAAAAAA </horacio or david caruso>




  • Someone fulfilled his life long dream

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  • Jako8 wrote: »

    looks like this case *puts on sunglasses* is closed. YAAAAAAAAAAAAAA </horacio or david caruso>

    I believe this is what you're looking for




  • I have a feeling he's asleep at this point in time... But then again, thats a crazy idea! :eek:




  • Jay P wrote: »
    I believe this is what you're looking for
    [offtopic] that is quite possibly the greates link I have ever seen,Bookmarked for future use




  • NO SERIOUSLY, WHERE IS HE?

    What is he's lost, or hurt, or scared? You guys, what if he's...he's...he's...

    God I feel bad just saying this...



    Found another forum?




  • jumpguy wrote: »
    NO SERIOUSLY, WHERE IS HE?

    What is he's lost, or hurt, or scared? You guys, what if he's...he's...he's...

    God I feel bad just saying this...



    Found another forum?

    say it isn't so...:(




  • No, no ,no.

    He'd never leave Guitar hero & Rockband behind.

    He's probably just decided not to come online for Christmas and spend more time with his family...

    Nah that's too farfetched.


    What I think really happened is that he was keeping illegal immigrants in his basement for the lulz but the government caught him...




  • Himself and the poet are outside-boards friends. Maybe poetry man can update us.




  • Don't worry guys, D-Fork may be gone but Pygmalion the lovable scamp is still here




  • Pygmalion wrote: »
    Don't worry guys, D-Fork may be gone but Pygmalion the lovable scamp is still here
    ...Oh God when's he coming back?!?! *bursts into tears*




  • Pygmalion wrote: »
    Don't worry guys, D-Fork may be gone but Pygmalion the lovable scamp is still here

    Who the hell is he?


    Oh guys do you remember D4RK to the UNIUN's awesome beard?


    We may never see a beard like it again :(


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  • He's been on-line every day this week (with the exception of the 26th) but hasn't posted in this forum since the night of the 17th (see this post for a big yellow hint...)

    I have told him about this thread though :)




  • He's been on-line every day this week (with the exception of the 26th) but hasn't posted in this forum since the night of the 17th (see this post for a big yellow hint...)

    I have told him about this thread though :)
    So...he's still posting on boards...

    What's his game not posting in C&H?




  • jumpguy wrote: »
    So...he's still posting on boards...

    What's his game not posting in C&H?

    If he gets the warning removed, he might come back......




  • LMAO this reminds me of the time I didn't go to school for the first two week .............. apparently I dropped out , moved , went to the other school.........died.

    Teachers were so fupping stupid that they believed it as well .




  • cHaTbOx wrote: »
    LMAO this reminds me of the time I didn't go to school for the first two week .............. apparently I dropped out , moved , went to the other school.........died.

    Teachers were so fupping stupid that they believed it as well .

    The difference now is that he is most likely never coming back. It's not a load of hear say.




  • He's been on-line every day this week (with the exception of the 26th) but hasn't posted in this forum since the night of the 17th (see this post for a big yellow hint...)

    I have told him about this thread though :)

    Got peed off because you booked infracted him?




  • We stole him in fighting games.

    Sorry to tell you but he doesn't feel the same way you do. He thinks you should maybe post seperately for a while. He needs space to type on his own for a while. He says it's not the forum, it's him.




  • Jako8 wrote: »
    Got peed off because you booked infracted him?
    Tbh that to me is such a stupid thing to infract someone who contributes to the forum for , lot more good with a just having a word with someone , and there was no malice, so that seems a joke , Might be more behind the scenes but that was harsh.




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  • I think D4RK ONION's position on this matter has been suitably clarified.
    Whatever happens off-thread/off-site is of no business to anyone, so I am going to lock this thread now. If our resident guitar-hero wishes to clarify things in more detail, he can PM me and I'll re-open this thread for him to do so.

    If not?
    Giant "meh", tbh.


This discussion has been closed.
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