The F***ing **** Cursing Thread

eVeNtInE

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brummytom

What fucking way's the proper way? :P

eVeNtInE

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brummytom

eVeNtInE wrote: »

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:eek::eek::eek:

HOW?! :eek:

Jako8

eVeNtInE wrote: »

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You changed the font of the u didn't you

eVeNtInE

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A Neurotic

It's not a u, it's something very very similar.

*checks character map*

EDIT: Yeah, you subtly replaced the standard "u" with a different but almost indistinguishable character.

Good thing I was smart enough to spot the character and identify it so I can use it, you fỮcking cỮnt.

phlegms

A Neurotic wrote: »

It's not a u, it's something very very similar.

*checks character map*

EDIT: Yeah, you subtly replaced the standard "u" with a different but almost indistinguishable character.

Good thing I was smart enough to spot the character and identify it so I can use it, you fỮcking cỮnt.

Until I figure out how all yis' cúnts are getting around it I'm left using a fúcking fada on top of mine.

brummytom

phlegms wrote: »

Until I figure out how all yis' cúnts are getting around it I'm left using a fúcking fada on top of mine.

Magic

Insect Overlord

Well, it was necessary, I suppose.

This one's for you eVeNtInE!

Now, let's see how long we can keep it going before it's Recycled or sent to the Thunderdome...

jumpguy

I like this ****ing thread. I like the way the swear filter blocks my ****ing swears. A load of cocksuckers. Makes me feel ****ing hard, d'you know?

brummytom

I like the way I can get round the cunting swear filter.

I'm watching Victoria Wood on youtube.. fucking hilarious

Bobalicious93

Oh fudge

A Neurotic

Fiddlesticks.

Jako8

Fuck this Thread.

Fuck everything

eVeNtInE

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mooman

What the **** is going on?

phlegms

I was wondering where my fúcking post went Overlord you magical cúnt dweller. I thought my fúcking computer was getting haxxed the fúck out of. Glad to know it was just a bit of moderator fore-fúcking-thought.

A Neurotic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pq8ZHIHxF5A

Not entirely convinced it's real but meh

Jay P

[adult swim] is fucking insanely Fucking excellent!

phlegms

Jay P wrote: »

[adult swim] is fucking insanely Fucking excellent!

Too Fúcking right!
It introduced me to "Home Movies" as a child and I have never been the same since.


Fúck. Arsé. Wank.

Arcade Panda

when I saw this thread I immediately thought of Renton...


Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a ****ing big television, Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed- interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisure wear and matching luggage. Choose a three piece suite on hire purchase in a range of ****ing fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing sprit- crushing game shows, stuffing ****ing junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing you last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, ****ed-up brats you have spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that?

Jay P

"I chose not to choose life."

What a fucking quality fucking movie

Arcade Panda

And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got fυcking heroin?

phlegms

Arcade Panda wrote: »

when I saw this thread I immediately thought of Renton...


Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a ****ing big television, Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed- interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisure wear and matching luggage. Choose a three piece suite on hire purchase in a range of ****ing fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing sprit- crushing game shows, stuffing ****ing junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing you last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, ****ed-up brats you have spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that?

Jay P wrote: »

"I chose not to choose life."

What a fucking quality fucking movie

Arcade Panda wrote: »

And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got fυcking heroin?

Ah for fúck sake, now I'm going to have to whip out the DVD of this and watch it. You made me crave it. Fup yis.

Feeky Magee

FIDDLESTICKS.

brummytom

ARGH SUGARPLUM FAIRY

Jay P

brummytom wrote: »

ARGH SUGARPLUM FAIRY

Hey, cut out the fucking language.

**Timbuk2**

[noparse][nocensor][/nocensor][/noparse] tags ftw! :P

FlutterinBantam

Shut the fuck up the lot of you!

KnifeWRENCH

:eek::eek:


I have NEVER seen such uncouth and reprehensible carry on on the interweb before. I shall be sending a very strongly worded PM to the moderator of this foru.....oh ****!

Pigwidgeon

Fuck yiz all with your fancy getting around the frickin' censor.

Jackobyte

this thread is fυcking retarded!:P

Stev_o

This seems appropriate for this thread then.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyxNgnQ9m30

Mental Mickey

This is better for this thread:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrYNICo26i4

phlegms

I love lamp.

D.R cowboy

Fock the <snip>

brummytom

D.R cowboy wrote: »

Fock the church and the british

Your place or mine?

D.R cowboy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXs9bUzmaFs

Namlub

D.R cowboy wrote: »

Fock the <snip>

There's always one that takes it too far...

DancingQueen:)

lol reminds me of the Tayto add ' ahh sure there's al-a-ways on-e!'
I tend not to curse at all because if i accidentally do it infront of my mam she would not be very happy. So my main words are ****aki mushrooms, fudge, fiddlesticks, shoot or Jesus Mary and Joeseph and once i say them i start to laugh so I end up forgetting why i'm angry :P You should try it.

D.R cowboy

DancingQueen:) wrote: »

lol reminds me of the Tayto add ' ahh sure there's al-a-ways on-e!'
I tend not to curse at all because if i accidentally do it infront of my mam she would not be very happy. So my main words are ****aki mushrooms, fudge, fiddlesticks, shoot or Jesus Mary and Joeseph and once i say them i start to laugh so I end up forgetting why i'm angry :P You should try it.

guys dont stand up for them they did wrong

brummytom

DancingQueen:) wrote: »

So my main words are ****aki mushrooms...

My mate got an after-school detention (and a letter home) for saying shitaki mushrooms!

One mate, Danny, said the word 'bugger'. His form tutor told him it was a terrible word and he should apologise for it. Then our other mate, Cameron, said "shitaki mushrooms!" and got screamed at by his form tutor, the head of year happened to walk past and then he got into shit :mad:

DancingQueen:)

D.R cowboy wrote: »

guys dont stand up for them they did wrong

Sorry i don't get what i did? Who am i standing up for?


****aki mushrooms are actual mushrooms so don't think it's a bad word to say. I'm surprised someone gpt in trouble for saying it but some teachers will give detention for anything said with a bit of attitude.

Jako8

Merry Fucking Christmas

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksOCE5S_Bec

Ginja Ninja

Namlub wrote: »

There's always one that takes it too far...

brummytom wrote: »

Your place or mine?

and then there's the one who quotes the message after it's deleted and still makes it visible.Love those people.

I swear something shocking,I'm from a farming background so it's not offensive it's like the swiss army knife of words.so Fuck it anyway

Also,Merrry Xmas to you all [that's right you got three R's]

Also,Cocksucker isn't censored,how does that make sense,

Insect Overlord

Ginja Ninja wrote: »

and then there's the one who quotes the message after it's deleted and still makes it visible.Love those people.

I could have deleted that if I'd wanted to, but I left it in the quote because Brummytom's response was fucking hilarious.

Ginja Ninja wrote: »

Also,Cocksucker isn't censored,how does that make sense,

The words "cock" and "suck" both have very innocent meanings too you know...

phlegms

Insect Overlord wrote: »

The words "cock" and "suck" both have very innocent meanings too you know...

Ah fuck off seriously?
Never used them in an innocent context tbh..

D.R cowboy

what do you mean with you place or mine

jumpguy

It's impossible to get "cock" and "suck" into the same sentence without it sounding dirty.

Insect Overlord

D.R cowboy wrote: »

what do you mean with you place or mine

He's a Brummy => Birmingham => England => British