What's In Your Fridge Right Now?

Feeky Magee

In mine currently there's a six-pack of Budweiser, two tubs of potato salad, a tub of butter, three cartons of milk, what I think is an orange, a can of mustard and assorted vegetables. Struck me as the poorest fridge I'd seen in my gaf in a long time.

What's in yours?

phasers

A Brita filter and some KY jelly

suckslikeafox

About 5 cartons of milk, all in varying stages of sourness

El Weirdo

Can't see this one being as good as the Grinds teacher or World-shaking Photos threads tbh.

G_R

€200 worth of stuff from tesco

my mam went xmas shopping. Happy days!:D

Feeky Magee

Neither can I. Felt like a change of pace.

jumpguy

El Weirdo wrote: »

Can't see this one being as good as the Grinds teacher or World-shaking Photos threads tbh.

+1 But in fairness they're tough to beat.

Fridge is full of the Christmas shopping...especially the shopping that needs to be kept cool.

SoupyNorman

Wine, milk, cheese, various jams and a nasty little gloppy collection of black gloop thats gathered in the little drainage hole....yuck.

wee bey

A nice bit of revenge. A dish best served cold:(

cloneslad

Milk, potato salad, coleslaw, ham, cheese, tea cakes, mustard, garlic, grapes, lettuce, peppers, mustard, jam, next door neighbour's head, brita filter, butter, apple pastries, pickles, orange juice.

JangoFett

Milk
Ham
Cheese
Orange Juice

I'm going to my parents for Christmas in a a few days.

clikityclak

One time I found the remote for the tv in the fridge.

Praetorian Saighdiuir

Gozer the Destroyer........ahhhhhh!!!:eek:

Help, he's in the butter!!!

Feeky Magee

cloneslad wrote: »

Milk, potato salad, coleslaw, ham, cheese, tea cakes, mustard, garlic, grapes, lettuce, peppers, mustard, jam, next door neighbour's head, brita filter, butter, apple pastries, pickles, orange juice.

What was that one in between jam and Brita filter again?

mink_man

an irish grinds teacher...

admiralofthefleet

your granny op

Seth Brundle

My Jeffrey Dahmer collectables

Ickle Magoo

About 50 truffles - I'm making Christmas presents!

Wurly

Everyone else's food...

No wait, I do own a small tub of Dairygold. Score!:rolleyes::D

cloneslad

Feeky Magee wrote: »

What was that one in between jam and Brita filter again?

hum, what , hum??? say what now??

Novella

Milk.
Orange juice.
Pineapple juice.
2 bottles of Diet Coke.
Peach Schnapps.
A bottle or two of wine.
Cheese.
Salad leaves from M&S.
Foccacia bread.
Chicken.
A big bar of Dairy Milk.

easyeason3

cheese, milk, budweiser, white wine, butter, lettuce, oranges, grapes, many jams, mayo, ketchup, pasta sauce, mango chutney, mushrooms, red wine, heineken, vodka, more cheese, salmon fillets.

Didn't realise how full my fridges was with ****e. Hoping to run a marathon next year & that ain't gonna happen with so much cheese & alcohol.
Time for a pre christmas clear out.

iguy

Milk,bread,butter,cheese,eggs,sausages,rashers,black and white pudding,cream,xmas pudding,ham,bananas,apples,chicken fillets,peppers,onions,carrots,brussels sprouts,a proper xmas ham,corned beef,spring onions,bag of bread crumbs,tomato ketchup mayonaise,mustard,garlic cloves and garlic dip,salsa dip,jar of beetroot,salt,baby sweetcorn,mangetout,haddock fillets a few cans of bud,carlsberg and a few other varieties of alcohol.loads more stuff cant be bothered to get up and check i would.nt like to say what i have in the freezer! I dont like having a small amount of food in my place,i buy stuff every day to fill my fridge and other food storage areas!

Fajitas!

Pate
Madeli... Milk
Beer

Warper

All you need in a fridge is milk, butter and beer.

Proxy

A MARS BAR!! SCORE!!

Mr Benevolent

Asparagus, broccoli, milk, homemade garlic butter, homemade turkish delight, bernaise sauce, icecream, lemon, fizzy drink... that's it from memory anyway. Won't be much in the fridge this Christmas

artanevilla

Which one of my fridges?

Feeky Magee

Novella wrote: »

Milk.
Orange juice.
Pineapple juice.
2 bottles of Diet Coke.
Peach Schnapps.
A bottle or two of wine.
Cheese.
Salad leaves from M&S.
Foccacia bread.
Chicken.
A big bar of Dairy Milk.

Shouldn't wine be in a cupboard/cellar, no?

artanevilla wrote: »

Which one of my fridges?

You utter c*ntbag.

artanevilla

Feeky Magee wrote: »

Shouldn't wine be in a cupboard/cellar, no?

You utter c*ntbag.

One's for grub, the others for drink.

Feeky Magee

artanevilla wrote: »

One's for grub, the others for drink.

Ah fair enough.











Bourgeoisie pr*ck.

artanevilla

Feeky Magee wrote: »

Ah fair enough.











Bourgeoisie pr*ck.

*Googles bourgeoisie*

Hey!

Feeky Magee

*Googles witty comeback*

Hey is for horses...

*Googles ethnic slur*

... ya stupid Irish dope.

:cool:

Space, where the beer was earlier.

and more beer

jd007

jumpguy wrote: »

+1 But in fairness they're tough to beat.

Fridge is full of the Christmas shopping...especially the shopping that needs to be kept cool.

Ya it's weird, you usually find this kind of shopping in the fridge alright.

Jay P

Feeky Magee wrote: »

Ah fair enough.











Bourgeoisie pr*ck.

What a class word.

jumpguy

jumpguy wrote: »

+1 But in fairness they're tough to beat.

Fridge is full of the Christmas shopping...especially the shopping that needs to be kept cool.

jd007 wrote: »

Ya it's weird, you usually find this kind of shopping in the fridge alright.

Well, you have to keep it in the fridge to stop it freezing!
In some houses the inside of th efridge is probably warmer than the kitchen!! BRRRRRRRR

Feeky Magee

Jay P wrote: »

What a class word.

Yeah I love it. Could say it all day. Pr*ck pr*ck pr*ck.

ScumLord

Slowly rotting yoghurt's, there would usually be some beers in there but I'm on a spirits week.

starbelgrade

The son of a preacher man. He's not dead, just chillin'.

Feeky Magee

starbelgrade wrote: »

The son of a preacher man. He's not dead, just chillin'.

Was he really the only one who could ever teach ya?

starbelgrade

Feeky Magee wrote: »

Was he really the only one who could ever teach ya?

His father was a whole lot better - though the Ryan report paints him, sadly, in a much grimmer light.

anplaya

Feeky Magee wrote: »

In mine currently there's a six-pack of Budweiser, two tubs of potato salad, a tub of butter, three cartons of milk, what I think is an orange, a can of mustard and assorted vegetables. Struck me as the poorest fridge I'd seen in my gaf in a long time.

What's in yours?

**** all, probably worse off than an ethiopian ,but i cant complain,least i have a fridge.

jokettle

Feeky Magee wrote: »

what I think is an orange

You think it's an orange? Are you unfamiliar with fruit, or is it in an advanced stage of decay? My inner Clean Freak needs to know!

Back OT, I have butter and miracle whip. Going back to the parents' tomorrow

ScumLord

Jay P wrote: »

What a class word.

Only Dylan Moran can use it without sounding like a part.

Feeky Magee

jokettle wrote: »

You think it's an orange? Are you unfamiliar with fruit, or is it in an advanced stage of decay? My inner Clean Freak needs to know!

Back OT, I have butter and miracle whip. Going back to the parents' tomorrow

That'd be the advanced state of decay bit. Could well be confused for a bagel...

jokettle

ewwwwwwwwwwww

Feeky Magee

It shows that there's no woman in the house...

jokettle

Feeky Magee wrote: »

It shows that there's no woman in the house...

That's sexist People know to throw out rotting food, it's not something only women are told about!

....I really feel uncomfortable knowing it's sitting there in your fridge please dump it?

Feeky Magee

Ah now, it's part of the fabric of our house at this stage. That's like telling me to dump the giant rat that was caught in the trap..!

Relax. =P

jokettle

...that's not funny, Feeky. You used to bring joy to AH, but now...now you bring heavy hearts and uncomfortable squirming.