Sadness hits us all

easyeason3

After a lot of misery & sadness I'm left wondering about life.
This isn't a personal issues post but I would like to know how people cope with the general ****e life likes to throw at us all?
The more witty the better. Believe me when I say it can't get much worse, but in a very weird way, after a lot of months absent from boards I'm looking forward to the crazy responses.
Crazy is all I have left people, so hit me.

Walsh

Antideppresants, you need them.

laugh

Eventually you have to piss or get off the pot.

phasers

Go get some ice cream

The_Kew_Tour

if im feeling down I normally throw on DVD that I like funny film or even go on net and turn on some comedy.

If you really think life is bad then you should look at the sub fourm in after hours and go to "Photos that shook the world" you will see photos of people lives being changed forever quite lot for the worse.

No matter how bad things are they may be much worse.

Kevin Bacon

Most of us are Irish here so......

Is the correct answer not drink?

mayordenis

As long as you have a hand to **** with things are fine.

If you have no hands then I guess give up.

MrStuffins

Sh*t happens!

No matter what kinda stuff is happening to you, there's worse happening to other people.

Just look at Peter Andre! He's been through some bad stuff lately, i mean, what was he thinking?

MrStuffins

mayordenis wrote: »

As long as you have a hand to **** with things are fine.

If you have no hands then I guess give up.

His typing did have a certain Hook feel lto it alright!

Sharpshooter

easyeason3 wrote: »

After a lot of misery & sadness I'm left wondering about life.

Crazy is all I have left people, so hit me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlBiLNN1NhQ

Don't listen to me, just listen to them.:pac:

6th

get drunk. Seriously.

Saibh

Take a break - have a kitkat...

Gummy Panda

Have a ****.

Saibh

Hope the op is male after all "have a **** posts"...

laugh

Saibh wrote: »

Hope the op is male after all "have a **** posts"...

Why?

easyeason3

Ah f&ck it, I lost a close relative & can't be bothered with the personal issues because they can be too sad at times.
I really just wanted to tell someone, anyone.
But I wanted a bit of humour. Strange, I know.

Saibh

laugh wrote: »

Why?

Cause us ladies of AH don't ****

Lia_lia

Go here.


Also, happy music.

laugh

Saibh wrote: »

Cause us ladies of AH don't ****

pffff, the only thing bought more than over priced houses in this country was rampant rabbits.

MrStuffins

easyeason3 wrote: »

Ah f&ck it, I lost a close relative & can't be bothered with the personal issues because they can be too sad at times.
I really just wanted to tell someone, anyone.
But I wanted a bit of humour. Strange, I know.

Sorry dude, i've had a tough year, i've actually lost 3 relatives this year and my mate was murdered less than 2 weeks ago.

Life can be sh1t but, you have to realise that life will ALWAYS be sh1t! And you gotta make the most of the good times!

Oh, and boobs are good, they always cheer me up!

tudlytops

I've had a lets just say a difficult life.

People telling me that there were others worse of them me, never helped me,

First because it didn't make my life any easier or fixed anything thinking that others were also having a hard time.

Second, because how do I know they are having a harder time, how do people know that there are people out there worse of then you.

Pain, sadness, happiness, they are all relative, each person experiences are different and one can not and should not ever compare bad experiences and tell someone to get over it or if you think that's bad, try this.

Some people can take and take and take and they always seam able to get up and go, others find it a lot more difficult to cope with what life through at them.

I chat a lot on the internet when things are going wrong, try to help others in order to forget my own problems, try to remember the good things I still have, the good times and hold on to my dreams, even those i know will not come true.

And I just keep hoping tomorrow will be different, tomorrow I will find a way to fix it.

hang in there, no matter how hard things are, they always get better, life is full of up's and down's, not just down's

sheep-go-baa

When i'm feeling a bit meh i read this site
www.grouphug.us

it's not really that other people's sadness makes me happy but just knowing there's others around feeling the same way.
then for general restoring faith in humanity there's

www.fiftypeopleonequestion.com
Disclaimer:Incites warm fuzzy feelings

Gummy Panda

laugh wrote: »

pffff, the only thing bought more than over priced houses in this country was rampant rabbits.

Sure, didn't our Lord stop on the cross to have a ****

MrStuffins

Pick on someone smaller than you!

Then you should

Have a ****

enniscorthy

turn that frown upside down mate santa claus is on his way and they are making ghostbusters 3 what more do you want only a bit of heheheheheh and hahahhahahahohohohoho

Papad

easyeason3 wrote: »

Ah f&ck it, I lost a close relative & can't be bothered with the personal issues because they can be too sad at times.
I really just wanted to tell someone, anyone.
But I wanted a bit of humour. Strange, I know.

Listen, is there anyway you can scrounge a couple of bob together and head to Lanzarote for a few days. Believe you me, spending some time in the warmth and sunshine, watching topless European babes losing their inhibitions on the beach is a definite mood changer.

Sharpshooter

MrStuffins wrote: »

Sorry dude, i've had a tough year, i've actually lost 3 relatives this year and my mate was murdered less than 2 weeks ago.

Life can be sh1t but, you have to realise that life will ALWAYS be sh1t! And you gotta make the most of the good times!

Oh, and boobs are good, they always cheer me up!

Boobs aren't allowed.:(
Soz!..


And again.:pac:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlBiLNN1NhQ

Sharpshooter

enniscorthy wrote: »

turn that frown upside down mate santa claus is on his way and they are making ghostbusters 3 what more do you want only a bit of heheheheheh and hahahhahahahohohohoho

Ho Ho Ho!!

MrStuffins

Sharpshooter wrote: »

Boobs aren't allowed.:(
Soz!..

WHAT?!?!?!?!?!

You can't expect me to live in a world with no boobs!

You just wait til we all gotta go and live on Mars and we get to hang out with women with 3 boobs like yer one from Total Recall!

Then you'll be sorry you suggested Monty Python songs!

easyeason3

Would like to clarify that I'm very much female, not male.
Also if I started drinking now I probably wouldn't know when to stop.
But as a poster hinted at, things ain't that bad.
That's the hard thing, knowing what I have gone through in the last while, I know there are people going through worse. That's hard to deal with because I don't think it can get much worse so my heart is breaking for others.
Anyway some of the comments made me smirk. Which is the most I've done in a long time so well done!!!!!!

MrStuffins

easyeason3 wrote: »

Would like to clarify that I'm very much female, not male.
Also if I started drinking now I probably wouldn't know when to stop.
But as a poster hinted at, things ain't that bad.
That's the hard thing, knowing what I have gone through in the last while, I know there are people going through worse. That's hard to deal with because I don't think it can get much worse so my heart is breaking for others.
Anyway some of the comments made me smirk. Which is the most I've done in a long time so well done!!!!!!

You're female

Your name is "Easy....."

*awaits avalanche of "Offers" to male you feel better*

mayordenis

Women ****, anyone who says otherwise is a liar.

kowloon

Sometimes I hum to myself. I'll sit down and hum, for no reason at all. Just hum.

IvySlayer

kowloon wrote: »

Sometimes I hum to myself. I'll sit down and hum, for no reason at all. Just hum.

What's your favourite humming noise?

OutlawPete

easyeason3 wrote: »

I'm looking forward to the crazy responses.
Crazy is all I have left people, so hit me.

"Miracles will happen as we trip
But we're never gonna survive unless
We get a little crazy."


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pm5jpjcYMY

starbelgrade

mayordenis wrote: »

Women ****, anyone who says otherwise is a liar.

Men ****, women "make love to themselves".

Tar.Aldarion

I'm making love to myself right now

starbelgrade

Tar.Aldarion wrote: »

I'm making love to myself right now

If you were a bloke you'd be a wanker.

Tar.Aldarion

>_>
<_<

starbelgrade

Tar.Aldarion wrote: »

>_>
<_<

Christ. You're not still at it?! I envy women & their multiple orgasms. 1.5 mins is my record - an hour later & yr making funny {{{{ and smiling Tis not fair
.

OutlawPete

starbelgrade wrote: »

Christ. You're not still at it?! I envy women & their multiple orgasms. 1.5 mins is my record - an hour later & yr making funny {{{{ and smiling Tis not fair
.

Not just women.

Male tantric masturbation ftw

starbelgrade

OutlawPete wrote: »

Not just women.

Male tantric masturbation ftw

What ever happened to "whip it in, whip it out & wipe it"?

I hate Sting with a vengance. :mad:

ColaBeDamned

For you, OP. I got a giggle off this, but I'm childish anyway

I'm pronouncing Shinnecock as Shinycock :pac:


U.S. Clears Way to Recognition for Shinnecock Tribe

By DANNY HAKIM
Published: December 15, 2009


The Obama administration said Tuesday that the Shinnecock Indians on Long Island meet the criteria for federal recognition, signaling the end of a 30-year court battle and clearing a path for the tribe to pursue its plans for a casino in New York City or its suburbs.

The announcement all but assures that the 1,066-member Shinnecock Indian Nation will receive formal federal recognition, though a public-comment period of up to six months must be held before the final order is issued.
......
......

“This recognition comes after years of anguish and frustration for many members of our Nation, living and deceased,” Randy King, chairman of the Shinnecock trustees, :pac: said in a statement, adding, “Perhaps this recognition will help some of our neighbors better understand us and foster a new mutual respect.”

Contd.
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/12/16/nyregion/16tribe.html?_r=1&hp

Mr Benevolent

Futurama ftw. Always makes me smile. The new films are good too.

'What is that you're hacking off? Is it my torso? It is! My precious torso!'

'Nine, ten, a big fat hen. The name's Bender.'

CrazyRabbit

easyeason3 wrote: »

After a lot of misery & sadness I'm left wondering about life.
This isn't a personal issues post but I would like to know how people cope with the general ****e life likes to throw at us all?
The more witty the better. Believe me when I say it can't get much worse, but in a very weird way, after a lot of months absent from boards I'm looking forward to the crazy responses.
Crazy is all I have left people, so hit me.

Ok, my reply is far too serious for AH, but here it goes.

Pick one thing in your life that makes you unhappy and change it. Doesn't have to be a big thing. In fact, I'd suggest starting off small.

I've been to hell and back, so I know what I'm talking about. Beating depression starts with a small step.

petes

Confab wrote: »

Futurama ftw. Always makes me smile. The new films are good too.

'What is that you're hacking off? Is it my torso? It is! My precious torso!'

'Nine, ten, a big fat hen. The name's Bender.'

I've watched them a lot. And I am still picking up on things I didn't get the first few times. Phoenix Nights is a great pick me up for me also.

Best thing to do is head out somewhere and hang out with mates!

stovelid

I've got a garden that needs doing out the back. Pile of sweaty football togs that need washing too.

Take your mind off it.

tudlytops

stovelid wrote: »

I've got a garden that needs doing out the back. Pile of sweaty football togs that need washing too.

Take your mind off it.

We doing up a cottage, been empty 12 years at this rate it will be empty another 12, so you welcome, plenty to keep busy.;)

On a serious note, I hope you feeling at least a little bit better

petes

stovelid wrote: »

IPile of sweaty football togs that need washing too.

Take your mind off it.

That line there just reminded me of Porky's and Kim Cattrall in the boys locker room!

Jesus Wept

Walsh wrote: »

Antideppresants, you need them.

A poster on the poker forum has been posting wordy posts about his research which concludes that they are all placebos.

Found it a bit depressing.

Vain

Ok heres what you do, go to tesco or any local shop, go to the drink fridge the ones that hold the 500ml coke bottles shake the Sh!te out of a few random 500ml fizzy drinks drink cans work too. Then go out of the shop and wait for a person to buy one and open it more than likey when they leave the shop.

I used to do it in my old job, good times:D