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I'm in Trouble

FlutterinBantam · 2009-12-15 17:33:50

After a fairly big feed I was walking around Blanch when the badge started to swell up a bit. Hit for The Bell with a frikken worm at the door and into the jacks and blew a 'loose softie' into the pan. Pure sludge. Anyway, after the evacuation ,pulled up the trews and :eek: PLOPPPP... mobile slipped off the belt and…

15-12-2009 5:33pm

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After a fairly big feed I was walking around Blanch when the badge started to swell up a bit.

Hit for The Bell with a frikken worm at the door and into the jacks and blew a 'loose softie' into the pan. Pure sludge.

Anyway, after the evacuation ,pulled up the trews and :eek: PLOPPPP... mobile slipped off the belt and nosedived into the pot.

Talking iceberg stuff here, two thirds below the surface and sinking.

Managed to rescue and ran under the tap but every time I answer the phone i get a bang of Bombay mix, stale sprouts and turnip.

Any hints on how to clean her up well without damaging the appliance.?

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#2 15-12-2009 5:35pm

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Time of the month,Flutt?

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#3 15-12-2009 5:35pm

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Put it into the hot press...your phone will smell like ****e, your hot press will have to be sealed off from the rest of the house, along with any clothes in it, but your phone will work.

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#4 15-12-2009 5:36pm

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Well that's just ruined my dinner...

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#5 15-12-2009 5:36pm

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ffs.. buy a new phone!!

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#6 15-12-2009 5:36pm

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FlutterinBantam wrote: »

After a fairly big feed I was walking around Blanch when the badge started to swell up a bit.

Hit for The Bell with a frikken worm at the door and into the jacks and blew a 'loose softie' into the pan. Pure sludge.

Anyway, after the evacuation ,pulled up the trews and :eek: PLOPPPP... mobile slipped off the belt and nosedived into the pot.

Talking iceberg stuff here, two thirds below the surface and sinking.

Managed to rescue and ran under the tap but every time I answer the phone i get a bang of Bombay mix, stale sprouts and turnip.

Any hints on how to clean her up well without damaging the appliance.?

How come you always manage to get into these messes that no-one else does?

*sigh*

Take off the covers and wash them. Hopefully the inside bit of the phone is clean. If it's not, buy some computer duster and a cloth and hope for the best.

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#7 15-12-2009 5:37pm

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.....Get a new phone....

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#8 15-12-2009 5:38pm

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Maybe your phone is still in the bowl and you are trying to answer a call on your turd ?

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#9 15-12-2009 5:40pm

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Heres a idea. Get over your obsession of shít and get a hobby.

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#10 15-12-2009 5:43pm

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There is but one solution.

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#11 15-12-2009 5:43pm

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Maybe people don't care about this sort of shit..... :rolleyes:

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#12 15-12-2009 5:44pm

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FlutterinBantam wrote: »

every time I answer the phone i get a bang of Bombay mix, stale sprouts and turnip.

Ah jesus christ...

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#13 15-12-2009 5:46pm

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Sell it on adverts:D

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#14 15-12-2009 6:00pm

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Vain wrote: »

Sell it on adverts:D

SOLD!!!
>_>
What?

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#15 15-12-2009 6:15pm

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bet your signal has gone to sh1t

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#16 15-12-2009 6:21pm

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I just realized that I'm so conditioned to the topic of poo in AH that the fact you wear your phone on your belt is more disturbing than the story itself.

I think it all began about two years back when someone topped the 'do you piss in the shower' thread with tale of a dump that could be coyly mashed down the drain with ones toes.

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#17 15-12-2009 6:25pm

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TerrorFirmer wrote: »

I think it all began about two years back when someone topped the 'do you piss in the shower' thread with tale of a dump that could be coyly mashed down the drain with ones toes.

Two years ago? It was two weeks ago.
http://www.boards.ie//vbulletin/showpost.php?p=63322177&postcount=62
Time flies when you're having fun I suppose!

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#18 15-12-2009 6:25pm

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Am tempted to move this to Mobiles & PDAs....

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#19 15-12-2009 6:25pm

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I feel your pain flutt.......happened to me one night as well. Opened the tailgate and emptied out what can only be described as black thread. Wiped the balloon knot as best as possible, stood up and down went the phone.
Temper was up as i knew i had destroyed my favourite jocks - cillit bang wasn't even going to clean the tracks from them...so i flushed the bástard to eternity!!

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#20 15-12-2009 6:26pm

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Sleipnir wrote: »

Two years ago? It was two weeks ago.
http://www.boards.ie//vbulletin/showpost.php?p=63322177&postcount=62
Time flies when you're having fun I suppose!

Nah, that's a poor impostor. The original thread was called 'Do you piss in the shower' I think. Must have been about two years ago.

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#21 15-12-2009 6:28pm

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Sweet mother of Jesus you went in after it?? :eek::eek:

Not a chance I'd be diving in after it unless it made the dinner or something!

Bin it and get yourself a new one - also wash your bloody hands! :rolleyes:

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#22 15-12-2009 6:34pm

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Hmm, you appear to have yourself poo a bit of a problem there OP.

That pun course I did was money well spent. :cool:

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#23 15-12-2009 6:36pm

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CHD wrote: »

Heres a idea. Get over your obsession of shít and get a hobby.

he's a scatman?

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#24 15-12-2009 6:41pm

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That's disgusting. Buy a new phone. I wouldn't even be keen on using a phone that fell into an unused toilet; not that I wouldn't entirely deserve it if I managed to drop a phone into a toilet I wasn't using.

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#25 15-12-2009 6:53pm

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Pop into a phone shop...ask to inspect a model the same as yours. Keep a low profile while whipping the casing off the new one and slip the soiled casing over the new innards.

Say to the clerk while handing it back "nah bud...that phone's a piece of sh!t." Leave and slip on your newly acquired casing. Good as new.

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#26 15-12-2009 7:00pm

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How old are you anyway?

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#27 15-12-2009 7:01pm

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Flutt........Toilet Thread........

How original.

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#28 15-12-2009 7:04pm

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I thout Frada usually closed toilet threads? Is this one ok because it's about communications/toilet inter-relations?

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#29 15-12-2009 7:05pm

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my eyes hurt from reading that....

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#30 15-12-2009 7:08pm

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Bombay mix

There's your problem.

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#31 15-12-2009 7:09pm

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Dude, seriously. It was never funny.

-Funk

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#32 15-12-2009 7:09pm

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Hehe. Poop.

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#33 15-12-2009 7:10pm

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Exclusive footage of Flutter just after he retrieved his shitty phone.
http://timesonline.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/mcgregor_trainspotting_1.jpg

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#34 15-12-2009 7:11pm

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Pighead wrote: »

Exclusive footage of Flutter just after he retrieved his shitty phone.
http://timesonline.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/mcgregor_trainspotting_1.jpg

I've never been so sure of anything as I am of the fact that I don't want to see whatever that picture is. :P

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#35 15-12-2009 7:12pm

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TheZohan wrote: »

Am tempted to move this to Mobiles & PDAs....

Do it! Do it! Do it!

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#36 15-12-2009 7:12pm

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FlutterinBantam wrote: »

Any hints on how to clean her up?

You brought a female phone into a gents toilet?? :mad:

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#37 15-12-2009 7:12pm

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electrogrimey wrote: »

I thout Frada usually closed toilet threads? Is this one ok because it's about communications/toilet inter-relations?

This particular user is allowed to start one every few months. I...don't know why.

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#38 15-12-2009 7:16pm

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Izabella Drab Reporter wrote: »

This particular user is allowed to start one every few months. I...don't know why.

He asked you to shit on his chest and you obliged, didn't you :cool:

Aheh.

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#39 15-12-2009 7:16pm

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I just read another of his posts. I haven't had asthma since I was a child but I'm pretty sure it just came back with a vengeance. I was laughing so hard it looked like I was having a mixture of a fit, seizure, stroke and heart attack.

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#40 15-12-2009 7:22pm

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TheZohan wrote: »

Am tempted to move this to Mobiles & PDAs....

Don't you mean Sex & Sexuality forum? Some of them might consider the OP's situation to be erm, exciting.

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#41 15-12-2009 7:22pm

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grandmaster wrote: »

I just read another of his posts. I haven't had asthma since I was a child but I'm pretty sure it just came back with a vengeance. I was laughing so hard it looked like I was having a mixture of a fit, seizure, stroke and heart attack.

When your left side recovers function do you think you could link us?

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#42 15-12-2009 7:24pm

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Stop talking like a knacker is my Christmas advice to you OP

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#43 15-12-2009 7:27pm

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i was gonna make some referrence to a shitephone but i thought better of it.

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#44 15-12-2009 7:27pm

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FlutterinBantam wrote: »

After a fairly big feed I was walking around Blanch when the badge started to swell up a bit.

Hit for The Bell with a frikken worm at the door and into the jacks and blew a 'loose softie' into the pan. Pure sludge.

Anyway, after the evacuation ,pulled up the trews and :eek: PLOPPPP... mobile slipped off the belt and nosedived into the pot.

Talking iceberg stuff here, two thirds below the surface and sinking.

Managed to rescue and ran under the tap but every time I answer the phone i get a bang of Bombay mix, stale sprouts and turnip.

Any hints on how to clean her up well without damaging the appliance.?

For that alone, you deserve it.

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#45 15-12-2009 7:27pm

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TouchingVirus wrote: »

When your left side recovers function do you think you could link us?

I need to call 999.

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055721131

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055598793

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#46 15-12-2009 7:30pm

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CrazyRabbit wrote: »

Don't you mean Sex & Sexuality forum? Some of them might consider the OP's situation to be erm, exciting.

No they wouldn't.

I already posted something similar there and not a reply did I get

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#47 15-12-2009 7:32pm

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grandmaster wrote: »

I need to call 999.

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055721131

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055598793

Which one was so funny?

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#48 15-12-2009 7:32pm

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electrogrimey wrote: »

Which one was so funny?

Both

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#49 15-12-2009 7:41pm

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grandmaster wrote: »

Both

Really? I agree the description and nuances of writing were delightful, and very humourous, but would have more comedic effect on a less childish subject.

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#50 15-12-2009 7:42pm

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Time for the OP to get a blog to fulfil their need for discussing their scat fetish me thinks.
The could title it the bog-blog or the blog-roll.

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#51 15-12-2009 7:42pm

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Hey Rrrent boy, you bring me a fu ckin smoak..

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