If you could

Midnight_EG

be a boardsie for a day, who would it be and why?
What would you do in your time?

Obviously can't choose yourself, cos your life is shite :rolleyes:

Dothehustle

freeky magee

just cause he is a legend

The Saint

I'd be Pighead so I could post in the first person all day and destroy his persona.

minidazzler

Dothehustle wrote: »

freeky magee

just cause he is a legend

But his life sucks, he got no ride off into the sunset!!!

I'd be a particular poster who I won't name, and I would hit another particular poster he knows. I have my reasons but I can't tell you!

m83

Post deleted.


Fair enough

Klingon Hamlet

I'd be Klingon Hamlet.

Wait...

Useful.Idiot

Face kicker

Duff

6th, he has a bad ass beard!

Mr Benevolent

I'm sick of feeky mcgee. Brian Cowan is more believable and trustworthy.

I'd be Pighead. Referring to myself in the third person while paying for the shopping would be fun.

Whosbetter?

Terry.

I'd love to wave the Banstick around, whenever I felt like it!

Libertewhite

Agent Smith

So I could wear a tux and those glasses :cool:

Novella

I'd be Wibbs 'cause he knows everything. Oh, and 'cause he's a man!

Black Swan

I'd be Cloud (and command that it stop raining in Ireland!)

Pygmalion

Brummytom, if he can groom 13 year old boys and still get respect around here I'd like to see how much else he can get away with.

K-Ren

minidazzler wrote: »

But his life sucks, he got no ride off into the sunset!!!

Or anywhere for that matter.

thomond2006

I'd be cunny funt and be a funny c*nt all day.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Duddess. To find out if she really is that hot.:D

Atavan-Halen

Any one of the Admins would be fine. Site-bans for all

AckwelFoley

Id be Windsock.

Id take the day off work. Stay at home naked and play with myself all day. :pac:

Creamy Goodness

I'd be dudess so I could touch boobies and stubble at the same time.

Or mizzlolly so I could touch boobies and look in the mirror and say Tar is right I look like Avril.

:pac:

Wazdakka

I'd be Turd Ferguson..

Then I could be Site Banned from boards for no justifiable reason at all.

antodeco

Id be Snyper so I could finally make the McCanns happy.

Just one day?......I'd be Metaoblivia....then invite Liah and Kiera around for a steamy threesome and video the whole thing then pm the link to $hifty's inbox.

silvervixen84

Biggins, cos then i'd find out some top secret stuff :P

Vain

I would be Vain, I heard his hot:p

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

RTDH is another one who'd be interesting (or a major let-down!). Mind you, a whole day might be 23 hours and 55 minutes too long.

3hn2givr7mx1sc

I'd be any of the girl mods, playing with boobs and banning people would be deadly.:cool:

rannerap

brummytom,i want to feel youthful again!

Jesus Wept

He's dying for someone to have a feel.

admiralofthefleet

Sarannewrap wrote: »

brummytom,i want to feel youth again!

fyp

Carsinian Thau

Wibbs. Assuming that if I was him, then he'd be me. So by the time I came back to being myself all his wisdom would have fixed my personal life.

And probably future proofed it as well.



This post sounds kinda creepy. I can't fix that. But Wibbs could!

admiralofthefleet

hmmm, scratches head. i could swear i posted who i would be

brummytom

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

hmmm, scratches head. i could swear i posted who i would be

Yep, I saw it

genericguy

i'd be myself, but a bit more chilled out.

brummytom

Sarannewrap wrote: »

brummytom,i want to feel youthful again!

I got told today I looked "about 46, if you ignore the braces".
So not that youthful

TheZohanS

brummytom wrote: »

Yep, I saw it

Me too.

rannerap

brummytom wrote: »

I got told you I looked "about 46, if you ignore the braces".
So not that youthful

i get told i look about 17,maybe il stick with being me....

liah

brummytom wrote: »

I got told you I looked "about 46, if you ignore the braces".
So not that youthful

Braces too? :eek:

You have a lot working against you there, Tom.. Braces, being from Birmingham, having 3000+ posts on boards alone, playing the banjo (I think it was a banjo?), investing altogether far too much time in porn, showing porn and making sexual references to 13 year olds...

I reckon Brian Cowen would get laid sooner than you. Bless.

TheZohanS

liah wrote: »

Braces too? :eek:

You have a lot working against you there, Tom.. Braces, being from Birmingham, having 3000+ posts on boards alone, playing the banjo (I think it was a banjo?), investing altogether far too much time in porn, showing porn and making sexual references to 13 year olds...

I reckon Brian Cowen would get laid sooner than you. Bless.

Attack the post not the poster.

liah

TheZohan wrote: »

Attack the post not the poster.

It wasn't an attack. More a gentle ribbing.

brummytom

liah wrote: »

Braces too? :eek:

You have a lot working against you there, Tom.. Braces, being from Birmingham, having 3000+ posts on boards alone, playing the banjo (I think it was a banjo?), investing altogether far too much time in porn, showing porn and making sexual references to 13 year olds...

I reckon Brian Cowen would get laid sooner than you. Bless.

Erm ok, I'm not quite sure who you are.. but I'm slightly unnerved

jumpguy

liah wrote: »

It wasn't an attack. More a gentle ribbing.

Gentle? Christ, I'd hate to see a tough "ribbing". :eek:

Anyway, I'd be liah, so I could apologise to brummytom. :P

Jesus Wept

brummytom wrote: »

Erm ok, I'm not quite sure who you are.. but I'm slightly unnerved

She just virtually pulled your hair and ran off.
You're in.

Just don't let her change you Tommy.

4zn76tysfajdxp

jumpguy wrote: »

Anyway, I'd be liah, so I could apologise to brummytom. :P

By making all of his Christmasses and riding him? In Brum's terms, that's the greatest gift of all...

brummytom

Caroline Abundant Eyebrow wrote: »

By making all of his Christmasses and riding him? In Brum's terms, that's the greatest gift of all...

Is that an offer?

4zn76tysfajdxp

brummytom wrote: »

Is that an offer?

You're coming on to me now? I think you need a little bathroom break. Get in there you little horn bucket. And don't come out 'til yer decent! :mad:

4zn76tysfajdxp

Caroline Abundant Eyebrow wrote: »

You're coming on to me now? I think you need a little bathroom break. Get in there you little horn bucket. And don't come out 'til yer decent! :mad:

Stop flirting.

IvySlayer

And go in the mens room Tom.

jumpguy

Caroline Abundant Eyebrow wrote: »

By making all of his Christmasses and riding him? In Brum's terms, that's the greatest gift of all...

Wait I thought it was just a boards account...not the actual person. That's kinda weird. I dunno if I could get used to the new bits and bobs. It'd be interesting I suppose.

Also, if I did make brummy's Christmas, wouldn't that be extremely gay...in a way?


I'm confused...

brummytom

Caroline Abundant Eyebrow wrote: »

You're coming on to me now? I think you need a little bathroom break. Get in there you little horn bucket. And don't come out 'til yer decent! :mad:

My mom picked up a towel in my bathroom today.

"Oh.. this one's got some sort of stain on it. I don't know what it is", of course you don't mother

TheZohanS

brummytom wrote: »

My mom picked up a towel in my bathroom today.

"Oh.. this one's got some sort of stain on it. I don't know what it is", of course you don't mother

That's nothing...my folks moved house many, many years ago whilst I was away on holidays in the Canaries...I came back and my hiding place for "special" socks had been cleaned out.