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paddyland

Just seen an ad on telly for this, and googled it.

"The UK's most accurate text question and answer service."

They charge €1.50 per question for Ireland, although the number to text is 57275. You get a free question if you go online, to try it out.

Now I'm sure I could ask a question they wouldn't have the answer to, like where did Bertie get all the money from, sure even he hasn't the answer to that one!

But what would YOU ask them?

Agricola

* awaits ironic / sarcastic reply regarding the op's post.............

galwayrush

Agricola wrote: »

* awaits ironic / sarcastic reply regarding the op's post.............

That was sarcastic enough.:D

Overheal

Agricola wrote: »

* awaits ironic / sarcastic reply regarding the op's post.............

/awaits the lock

Tea-a-Maria

You go first.:pac:

CrazyRabbit

Will this thread be locked?

My name is URL

How Is Babby Formed?

poisonated

11850 or 11890 had the same thing a while back.you could ask them 10 free questions.It is an interesting idea though.I can't remember what I asked them but if I will try this one now.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

"Why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch?"

Slidey

Did I buy that Lotto ticket I put in the washing machine on Saturday in Matt Molloys shop?

Dubs

what was Willis talking about?

itsallaboutheL

Agricola wrote: »

* awaits ironic / sarcastic reply regarding the op's post.............

What's the worst thing i could call this "person" without getting banned??..

Answer me that!!

citizen_p

hope it ant one that signs you up and charges you 2 euro a week...

wylo

Dubs wrote: »

what was Willis talking about?

JD from scrubs it seems

galwayrush

Slidey wrote: »

Did I buy that Lotto ticket I put in the washing machine on Saturday in Matt Molloys shop?

My wife has washed my tickets many times, so i might have been rich, but now i'll never know.

WesternNight

Mousey- wrote: »

hope it ant one that signs you up and charges you 2 euro a week...

It's not.

squod

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TgDxWNV4wWY

Chicks with crap hair and orange faces. There's been no evolution since 1980.

Atavan-Halen

Why bother, Boards has all the answers I'll ever need

epgc3fyqirnbsx

'whats the difference between a hen?'

electrogrimey

'Do you like your job?'

epgc3fyqirnbsx

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

"Why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch?"

this question just popped up on google on the graham norton show...

Sharpshooter

Overheal wrote: »

/awaits the lock

Are you still waiting?:pac:

You have to be vigilant, you know.

imeddyhobbs

ne o yez got a uro,me moth iz in da hozpital havin a baby

Sharpshooter

imeddyhobbs wrote: »

ne o yez got a uro,me moth iz in da hozpital havin a baby

Text Speak is not allowed in After Hours.

Read the Charter before posting again.

imeddyhobbs

Sharpshooter wrote: »

Text Speak is not allowed in After Hours.

Read the Charter before posting again.

FYI: Its not text speak,its an attempt at a Dublin working class accent, Im sorry you didnt get it.

Buceph

I asked, "What percentage of a Free Trader is the associated benefit in Mongoose Traveller's merchant class mustering out benefit?"

Although it's a pretty stupid question to ask if I want to check their accuracy, seeing as I don't know the answer myself.

Do you get your money back if they get it wrong?

INSCOPE

Where did all the money go?

ericl

Olivia Fit Synthesizer wrote: »

'whats the difference between a hen?'

One of his legs are both the same. :pac:

Sharpshooter

imeddyhobbs wrote: »

ne o yez got a uro,me moth iz in da hozpital havin a baby

Sharpshooter wrote: »

Text Speak is not allowed in After Hours.

Read the Charter before posting again.

imeddyhobbs wrote: »

FYI: Its not text speak,its an attempt at a Dublin working class accent.

Troll no more in this thread.

imeddyhobbs

Sharpshooter wrote: »

Troll no more in this thread.

OK,Sorry about that.

epgc3fyqirnbsx

ericl wrote: »

One of his legs are both the same. :pac:

I've nearly got punched for refusing to explain that one!

Dothehustle

what height is the world's tallest midget

epgc3fyqirnbsx

how far do you have to go to be away?

HelloJellyFish

I got confused with 46664..........:p

Cianos

Sharpshooter wrote: »

Text Speak is not allowed in After Hours.

Read the Charter before posting again.

I think the joke was of someone texting the number to ask whether anyone who worked for the service was able to spare a euro for his baby/hostel/heroin habit.

SomeFool

What is the average airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Creamy Goodness

why should i spend 1,50e when i can google the answer for free in work and get paid doing so?

artanevilla

SomeFool wrote: »

What is the average airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

An African or European swallow?

OutlawPete

artanevilla wrote: »

An African or European swallow?

I think he is refering to the Pacific swallow.

I remember reading a book that was written by Prof Connoxmire, where he mentions unaden Swallows and I am pretty sure it was the Pacific swallows he was refering to.

Easy mistake to make though as they are all born with identical wing spans.

artanevilla

OutlawPete wrote: »

I think he is refering to the Pacific swallow.

I remember reading a book that was written by Prof Connoxmire, where he mentions unaden Swallows and I am pretty sure it was the Pacific swallows he was refering to.

Easy mistake to make though as they are all born with identical wing spans.

Holy Grail?

OutlawPete

artanevilla wrote: »

Holy Grail?

Ah well ..

antodeco

artanevilla wrote: »

An African or European swallow?

Once she swallows I don't care