Hands down

brummytom · 13-12-2009 10:54pm #1

My arm's aching putting my hand up

jenny2hat · 13-12-2009 10:55pm

Mine's gone dead :eek:

BluesBerry · 13-12-2009 10:56pm

Thank goodness for that my arms were hurting keeping them up in the air:p

phasers · 13-12-2009 10:56pm

This is just childish Tom, jeez

:cool:

Kiera · 13-12-2009 10:56pm

Now you can preform a "stranger ****"!

mikemac · 13-12-2009 10:58pm

Kiera wrote: »

Now you can preform a "stranger ****"!

I had to google that, never head that term before

Michellenman · 13-12-2009 10:59pm

Kiera wrote: »

Now you can preform a "stranger ****"!

Stranger than usual? I dunno if that's possible from we've heard from him already...

Kiera · 13-12-2009 10:59pm

mikemac wrote: »

I had to google that, never head that term before

Enjoy

brummytom · 13-12-2009 11:01pm

Michellenman wrote: »

Stranger than usual? I dunno if that's possible from we've heard from him already...

I had to read that three times until I got it

BluesBerry · 13-12-2009 11:01pm

mikemac wrote: »

I had to google that, never head that term before

OMG because you said you google it and then blushed I had to know what it ment so I did:D

:o:o:o:o:o:o:o

thomond2006 · 13-12-2009 11:01pm

Hands down where? :pac:

Tzetze · 13-12-2009 11:02pm

... my pants!

brummytom · 13-12-2009 11:03pm

Tzetze wrote: »

... my pants!

I read that in a Chandler Bing voice :cool:

partyatmygaff · 13-12-2009 11:04pm

brummytom wrote: »

I had to read that three times until I got it

Hmm, so the blindness is starting to kick in....
:pac:

Saibh · 13-12-2009 11:06pm

thomond2006 wrote: »

Hands down where? :pac:

Tzetze wrote: »

... my pants!

Oh... you better be careful and watch where he puts his hands...

dan719 · 13-12-2009 11:07pm

Kiera wrote: »

Now you can preform a "stranger ****"!

I prefer a danger **** personally.

electrogrimey · 13-12-2009 11:08pm

Just wait until Fo Real finds this thread.

Then we're all fooked.

P.S, from a thread started by Tom titled 'hands down', I was definitely expecting a masturbation story. I'm quite disappointed.

orourkeda · 13-12-2009 11:08pm

Let Interpol decide

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2ijlTbAyQA

phasers · 13-12-2009 11:09pm

dan719 wrote: »

I prefer a danger **** personally.

Is that the one where there's somebody who could walk in on you at any minute?

I had a friend who used to do it at libraries

brummytom · 13-12-2009 11:09pm

dan719 wrote: »

I prefer a danger **** personally.

Do people actually do those?!

electrogrimey · 13-12-2009 11:10pm

My version is half nic-nack, half danger ****. I call it the super-danger-****.

Knock on someones door, start fapping, and you have to finish before they answer.

It's not that illegal.

bitemybanger · 13-12-2009 11:11pm

Don't drag the priests into this:eek:

electrogrimey · 13-12-2009 11:13pm

bitemybanger wrote: »

Don't drag the priests into this:eek:

FYP.

brummytom · 13-12-2009 11:13pm

electrogrimey wrote: »

My version is half nic-nack, half danger ****. I call it the super-danger-****.

Knock on someones door, start fapping, and you have to finish before they answer.

It's not that illegal.

I actually lol'd at that... is that where you knock on a door and leg it? It's called 'knock-door run' here.

Nic-nack.. I like that

Sharpshooter · 13-12-2009 11:13pm

brummytom wrote: »

My arm's aching putting my hand up

Try holding it up with your other arm.
Rest your elbow on the desk.

Change hands if you want.:pac:

/were you trying for pins and needles...:eek:

If so disregard.:pac:

Takk · 13-12-2009 11:15pm

Merge threads for Mexican wave.

Pygmalion · 13-12-2009 11:16pm

brummytom wrote: »

I actually lol'd at that... is that where you knock on a door and leg it? It's called 'knock-door run' here.

Such creativity

IvySlayer · 13-12-2009 11:17pm

*yawns*

electrogrimey · 13-12-2009 11:18pm

Pygmalion wrote: »

Such creativity

It's astounding, to Tom, a kettle is a 'make-water hot', and a car is an 'other-place get to'.

partyatmygaff · 13-12-2009 11:18pm

brummytom wrote: »

I actually lol'd at that... is that where you knock on a door and leg it? It's called 'knock-door run' here.

Nic-nack.. I like that

knock-door run?

Thats caveman english

brummytom · 13-12-2009 11:20pm

It's ridiculous... I've got a few tabs open here. One's 'Hands Up', the next one's 'Hands Down'.
It's like my browser's turned into an excercise instructor

electrogrimey · 13-12-2009 11:22pm

brummytom wrote: »

It's ridiculous... I've got a few tabs open here. One's 'Hands Up', the next one's 'Hands Down'.
It's like my browser's turned into an excercise instructor

You poor guy.

brummytom · 13-12-2009 11:33pm

Why do I keep posting in phasers thread and not my own?

I can win, I know I can

ejmaztec · 13-12-2009 11:33pm

electrogrimey wrote: »

You poor guy.

She looks like my wife's niece, and strangely enough she doesn't live too far away from Tom, and for some reason which escapes me, she's single. A match made in heaven.

:eek:

electrogrimey · 13-12-2009 11:35pm

ejmaztec wrote: »

She looks like my wife's niece, and strangely enough she doesn't live too far away from Tom, and for some reason which escapes me, she's single. A match made in heaven.

A 37 year old heffer and a 16 year old maverick? You're right, they're perfect for eachother!

Saibh · 13-12-2009 11:36pm

Lets revolt in this thread

Hands up \o/

brummytom · 13-12-2009 11:36pm

ejmaztec wrote: »

She looks like my wife's niece, and strangely enough she doesn't live too far away from Tom, and for some reason which escapes me, she's single. A match made in heaven.

:eek:

Got her address?

Agent Smith · 13-12-2009 11:37pm

brummytom wrote: »

My arm's aching putting my hand up

stop slapping the base....

Sharpshooter · 13-12-2009 11:40pm

IvySlayer wrote: »

*yawns*

Tired?

Try putting hand down.;)

ejmaztec · 13-12-2009 11:41pm

electrogrimey wrote: »

A 37 year old heffer and a 16 year old maverick? You're right, they're perfect for eachother!

He won't notice, not since his eyesight went. His hands are also paralysed, so he won't be able to feel anything, so won't realise that he's going out with the Michelin man's big sister.

brummytom · 13-12-2009 11:41pm

SS, let me put your hand down... here

IvySlayer · 13-12-2009 11:44pm

brummytom wrote: »

SS, let me put your hand down... here

:eek:

electrogrimey · 13-12-2009 11:44pm

Sharpshooter wrote: »

Tired?

Let me take over.

:eek:

phasers · 13-12-2009 11:48pm

:eek:

brummytom · 13-12-2009 11:49pm

:eek: :eek:

Wait... what?

:eek:

electrogrimey · 13-12-2009 11:49pm

My eyes are sore.

*puts hands eyelids down*

IvySlayer · 13-12-2009 11:50pm

electrogrimey wrote: »

My eyes are sore.

*puts hands eyelids down*

Get to work Tommy boy :P

electrogrimey · 14-12-2009 12:33am

IvySlayer wrote: »

Get to work Tommy boy :P

Hmm?

IvySlayer · 14-12-2009 12:34am

electrogrimey wrote: »

Hmm?

Ummm..

LOOK! AN OSTRICH!

*runs*

electrogrimey · 14-12-2009 12:36am

IvySlayer wrote: »

Ummm..

LOOK! AN OSTRICH!

*runs*

Oh shit!

Sharpshooter · 14-12-2009 12:48am

brummytom wrote: »

SS, let me put your hand down... here

IvySlayer wrote: »

:eek:

electrogrimey wrote: »

:eek:

phasers wrote: »

:eek:

brummytom wrote: »

:eek: :eek:

Wait... what?

:eek:

See now, that's where you are going wrong.:pac:

Hands down

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