What lurks in that handbag?

TheScribbler · 13-12-2009 2:11am #1

My wife is a wonderful person but she carries the biggest handbag imaginable and I'm scared to know what lurks in its depths. I'm not sure she knows because she can never find what's she is looking for. There must be three mobile phones in there for a start.

So here is a suggestion boys and girls. What secrets are contained in ladies handbags? Has anyone ever emptied one? Suggestions welcome.....

Midnight_EG · 13-12-2009 2:14am

It's like a black hole, it'll suck you in if you get too close!

TheScribbler · 13-12-2009 2:16am

I'm sure something growls in there

Atavan-Halen · 13-12-2009 2:18am

Well, quickly looking into a handbag beside me, I can see: A purse, a make-up bag, smokes and perfume. I expected more. Quite a let-down TBH.

GLaDOS · 13-12-2009 2:18am

On the bright side, they always seem to have an umbrella

brummytom · 13-12-2009 2:19am

I know it's off-topic but, Scribbler, but I keep wondering... why do you use ":o" in the title of every post you make?

Midnight_EG · 13-12-2009 2:20am

atavan-halen wrote: »

Well, quickly looking into a handbag beside me, I can see: A purse, a make-up bag, smokes and perfume. I expected more. Quite a let-down TBH.

Check the secret pocket for the hidden dildo :'D

TheScribbler · 13-12-2009 2:21am

atavan-halen wrote: »

Well, quickly looking into a handbag beside me, I can see: A purse, a make-up bag, smokes and perfume. I expected more. Quite a let-down TBH.

Ah but what about all the hidden compartments where coins disappear to

TheScribbler · 13-12-2009 2:23am

brummytom wrote: »

I know it's off-topic but, Scribbler, but I keep wondering... why do you use ":o" in the title of every post you make?

Simple. When I look up my list I can quickly spot the one I have sent responses to

TheScribbler · 13-12-2009 2:24am

Midnight_EG wrote: »

Check the secret pocket for the hidden dildo :'D

Are you sure its only a Dildo. Could be Tiger Woods in there swinging a 3 Iron

Sharpshooter · 13-12-2009 2:26am

Midnight_EG wrote: »

Check the secret pocket for the hidden banhammer :'D

Midnight_EG · 13-12-2009 2:28am

Sharpshooter wrote: »

Banhammer

New name for '12" super deluxe' ?

Atavan-Halen · 13-12-2009 2:29am

Midnight_EG wrote: »

Check the secret pocket for the hidden dildo :'D

Haha, just checked it and found....

A driving license.

TheScribbler · 13-12-2009 2:29am

Ummmm probably a dozen in there then plus the dispenser off the wall

TheScribbler · 13-12-2009 2:30am

atavan-halen wrote: »

Haha, just checked it and found....

A driving license.

Expired circa 1999

Midnight_EG · 13-12-2009 2:30am

atavan-halen wrote: »

Haha, just checked it and found....

A driving license.

You searched a handbag with bad intentions boy!

I have a full license, do you?

TheScribbler · 13-12-2009 2:31am

I haven't seen my cat for a couple of days, ummmm...

Soby · 13-12-2009 2:32am

TheScribbler wrote: »

Simple. When I look up my list I can quickly spot the one I have sent responses to

seems logical

Atavan-Halen · 13-12-2009 2:32am

Midnight_EG wrote: »

You searched a handbag with bad intentions boy!

I have a full license, do you?

Eh, no but thats not the point, so like....STFU...'n stuff *mean-ish face*

TheScribbler · 13-12-2009 2:34am

Found the cat. Wasn't in her handbag

Atavan-Halen · 13-12-2009 2:35am

Where was it...dare I ask?

TheScribbler · 13-12-2009 2:37am

Hiding in a cupboard

TheScribbler · 13-12-2009 2:39am

That's the cupboard where all the missing socks gather

pagancornflake · 13-12-2009 2:56am

TheScribbler wrote: »

My wife is a wonderful person but she carries the biggest handbag imaginable and I'm scared to know what lurks in its depths. I'm not sure she knows because she can never find what's she is looking for. There must be three mobile phones in there for a start.

So here is a suggestion boys and girls. What secrets are contained in ladies handbags? Has anyone ever emptied one? Suggestions welcome.....

Condoms, vodka and lies.

TheScribbler · 13-12-2009 3:01am

Not the vodka

kowloon · 13-12-2009 10:11am

Well if the TV is an accurate portrayal of modern life - and it is - than it's either a bag of rotten leaves or an industrial sized packet of immodium.

watna · 13-12-2009 10:17am

My OH is scared of my handbag too. If I ask him to get me something from it he just brings me the bag for me to get myself because he doesn't want to put his hands in there!

ART6 · 13-12-2009 10:29am

Only the other day, OH unable to find something (she forgot what she was looking for in the process), she emptied her bag on the bed. Contents:

A cheque book with no remaining cheques, last used in 1995.
Passport
A remote control for a VHS recorder we no longer own
An unused lipstick and sundry other items of makeup of doubtful purpose
Three keys of unknown purpose.
A selection of loose change, mostly in punt.
Driving licence
A Credit Union passbook for a closed account.
A badly worn bundle of writing paper bearing only my mobile phone number.

I couldn't resist asking why she insisted in carry the bag everywhere when it had nothing in it of any purpose other than the driving licence and passport. That just got me a cold look and "You really don't understand, do you?"

Nope!

panda_cub · 13-12-2009 1:29pm

atavan-halen wrote: »

Haha, just checked it and found....

A driving license.

you NEVER look in a woman's handbag!

nicegirl · 13-12-2009 1:32pm

My handbag was fairly full until recently. I emptied it, and it contained E63 worth of change, passport, receipts, Ipod, cigarettes, 2 lighters, driving licence, letters, make up, and a few others things as well! Its emptied out now though!

RMD · 13-12-2009 2:02pm

Serious question ladies, do you keep a pocket rocket in there for cheaky quickies or are us men just dreaming?

jellie · 13-12-2009 2:02pm

my handbag currently contains
- purse
- keys
- mirror
- some makeup
- perfume
- enormous amount of receipts & bus/dart tickets
- chewing gum
- hand sanitiser
- deodrant
- gloves
- hat
- 2 pens (a biro & my gir pen!)
- painkillers
- tissues
- an ipod sock for an ipod i no longer have

- iphone earphones
- a few instant hot chocolate sachets
- some hair clips & bobbins
(- there was a hairbrush in there until yesterday)
- a random christmas decoration that mustve been robbed when i was out on friday night

its actually quite a small bag..

MizzLolly · 13-12-2009 5:47pm

Jesus mine is full of rubbish. Old receipts, chewing gum, 2c and 5c coins. My phone, my mp3 player. Make up, keys, perfume and nurofen.

INSCOPE · 13-12-2009 5:55pm

The kitchen sink.

jumpguy · 13-12-2009 5:56pm

Painkillers are a common inclusion...hmmm....

sharms · 13-12-2009 6:06pm

my bag at the mo'

umbrella
loadsa loose change
receipts, too many to count
make up
perfume
pen
nurofen
vitamins
tissues
hand santiser
a4 notebook
ear rings
hair brush
hair clips
mirror
keys
dart ticket
random piece of paper with some dudes name on it
oh and a miniture bottle of wine, more ear rings and bracelet i got as a present last night

..think i may have figured out why my bag always hurts me

Little Acorn · 13-12-2009 6:08pm

Mine contains:

.A pile of receipts.
.A purse
.Loose Change
.A passport (5 months out of date,have to get a new one)
.A lodgement book
.The Pill
.Letters
.Theory Test application Form
.Takeaway Menu
.4 pens
.Keys
.Salt sachets
.Chewing Gum Wrappers
.Painkillers
.Lipgloss
.Mobile
.Cigarettes
.Lighter
.Memory Stick for laptop
.Hairbrush
.Medal that my mum gave me.

**Timbuk2** · 13-12-2009 6:13pm

Jebus and women complain about the mess us men make :rolleyes:

BlackMamba · 13-12-2009 6:14pm

In my bag now is:

Purse
Keys
Change
Used bus tickets
Pens
Hand Sanitiser
Receipts
USB Key
Umbrella
Age Card
Mobile
Lip gloss
Powder
Chewing Gum
Hair Clips
iPod

MizzLolly · 13-12-2009 6:15pm

Hehe we all have chewing gum and painkillers

Saibh · 13-12-2009 6:17pm

**Timbuk2** wrote: »

Jebus and women complain about the mess us men make :rolleyes:

It's called organised chaos...

beauty101 · 13-12-2009 7:36pm

I found a Natural Confectionary Company jelly worm covered in hair lurking in the bottom of my bag 2day

I really wanted to eat it!!

barakus · 13-12-2009 9:13pm

Come off it ladies none of ye carry any jam rags

January · 13-12-2009 9:42pm

Mine contains
-Purse
-Lodgement Book
-Perfume
-Hair Bobbins
-Two babies nappies (in case I forget the nappy bag)
-A packet of baby wipes
-Filofax
-Two pens
-Highlighter
-Driving Licence
-Bus Tickets
-Receipts
-Earphones
-Camera
-Loose Change
-A yoghurt that's gone off about three months... (throwing in bin now!)

Atavan-Halen · 13-12-2009 9:49pm

Saibh wrote: »

It's called organised chaos...

No, it's still a mess. Just it's contained in a small area

jenny2hat · 13-12-2009 9:53pm

Hm I'll check...
Well there's the usual stuff, make up perfume tissues phone money etc..and then there's some extras; pound coins, markers, sunglasses, a million recipes and bus tickets, a friends hat, hairspray... I'm not even going to attempt to empty it now.

Elba101 · 13-12-2009 10:11pm

I just cleaned mine out earlier...the amount of sh!te you can accumulate. For some reason i had 6 pens in there

K-9 · 13-12-2009 11:28pm

Little Acorn wrote: »

.Memory Stick for laptop

It vibrates, yeah?

If only men could carry handbags!

jenny2hat · 13-12-2009 11:29pm

K-9 wrote: »

It vibrates, yeah?

If only men could carry handbags!

There's no handbag rulebook...

orourkeda · 13-12-2009 11:56pm

Midnight_EG wrote: »

Check the secret pocket for the hidden dildo :'D

It's more like a pneumatic drill if the bag is as big as has been described.

cork1 · 14-12-2009 12:00am

K-9 wrote: »

If only men could carry handbags!

for starters

4 cans stella
cigarettes
tv remote
spanners
someone elses car keys
1985 playboy
random stuff collected on nights out

What lurks in that handbag?

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