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D4RK ONION's photo shop

  • 13-12-2009 12:44am
    #1
    Moderators Posts: 8,678 ✭✭✭


    So, we all know our Praying Poetlord likes to keep everything ON TOPIC, so I said I'd make a whole new topic for this! The Onion's photo shop is now open and available for all your photoshopping needs! First up, we have a very special poster who asked santa for a burito this Christmas. Well, Onion always delivers and appears so does Santa!

    04b62.jpg
    http://pix.sparky-s.ie/04b62.jpg
    phlegms wrote: »
    Make me an avatar using the theme of xmas themed mexican food as in my sig. You have 1 hour.


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Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,552 ✭✭✭Bobalicious93


    You're gonna regret this.....

    (I'm begging one of the mods to move this to AH).....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,882 ✭✭✭phlegms


    You're like a mildly talented Picasso or something!

    :pac:


  • Moderators Posts: 8,678 ✭✭✭D4RK ONION


    By the way, all payments can be made to-
    Thumbs up under my post
    PO Box 2222
    Donnybrook
    Dublin 4


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,882 ✭✭✭phlegms


    D4RK ONION wrote: »
    By the way, all payments can be made to-
    Thumbs up under my post
    PO Box 2222
    Donnybrook
    Dublin 4


    I think you dropped this;

    LOLHINT.jpg


  • Moderators Posts: 8,678 ✭✭✭D4RK ONION


    What can I say I like thanks. I also like south park, and so does jumpguy by the looks of his avatar, so here's the a sig I've made for in the hope he doesn't ask for something a billion times better (ie: something passable!)

    84b25.gif
    http://pix.sparky-s.ie/84b25.gif
    jumpguy wrote: »
    And you could make me a...a...a...

    way to get access to the boobs thread...y'know the one...

    Or a Christmas sig.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,445 ✭✭✭Jako8


    Jako8 wrote: »
    You can make me a music related sig.

    Nothing specific, just use your imagination.

    :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,962 ✭✭✭jumpguy


    D4RK ONION wrote: »
    What can I say I like thanks. I also like south park, and so does jumpguy by the looks of his avatar, so here's the a sig I've made for in the hope he doesn't ask for something a billion times better (ie: something passable!)

    84b25.gif
    http://pix.sparky-s.ie/84b25.gif
    Savage man. The pink will add a wonderful femininity to my usual hard-man posts. :D (Messing!)


  • Moderators Posts: 8,678 ✭✭✭D4RK ONION


    :o

    I had it with a sort of red to white, but it just looked even tackier than what you have there, so I went with the more pale colour, didn't even consider it to be pink, was just thinking light red! Oh, and thanks for the credit, there was no need for that :)

    Jako8, yours will come, probably tomorrow evening at some stage, the shop is now closed! Requests can be slid under the door while I'm away :)


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 30,996 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    You could try to photo-shop yourself a life, that would be pretty impressive :pac:

    olololololololol :D


  • Moderators Posts: 8,678 ✭✭✭D4RK ONION


    Oh I'm sorry which of us has a girlfriend? Oh that's me, isn't it? Sorry, I just forgot for a moment there. :)


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  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 30,996 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    Took your time with that though, didn't ya? ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,552 ✭✭✭Bobalicious93


    I could've sworn we had a thread for general chat.....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    (I'm begging one of the mods to move this to AH).....

    Hmm......do I dare?
    MrBurns.gif


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,944 ✭✭✭Jay P


    Will you make me a pink floyd sig please :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 708 ✭✭✭syncosised


    D4RK ONION wrote: »
    Oh I'm sorry which of us has a girlfriend? Oh that's me, isn't it? Sorry, I just forgot for a moment there. :)

    Zing, you finally get to use that one! :p


  • Moderators Posts: 8,678 ✭✭✭D4RK ONION


    WOH WOH woh, a fellow fake-dogger?! Who are you?! (who-hoo who-hoo?) Steve? Gearoid? Stephen?

    Just checked your DOB, hey you!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,111 ✭✭✭Jesus Juice


    Can I have picture for a sig that contains:

    An Onion
    The Ramones
    Halo
    A can of Bavaria
    Flag of the Republic Of South Africa.

    In that order.
    If you make that then I will use it as my sig.


  • Moderators Posts: 8,678 ✭✭✭D4RK ONION


    You just want them side by side?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,111 ✭✭✭Jesus Juice


    D4RK ONION wrote: »
    You just one them side by side?
    Nope,integrated together!
    Hey you're good enough to have your own thread,can you not do it or something?:pac:


  • Moderators Posts: 8,678 ✭✭✭D4RK ONION


    You just didn't make it clear, mainly because you said "in that order"


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,111 ✭✭✭Jesus Juice


    Dude if you can actually do it I'll be incredibly impressed!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,553 ✭✭✭soccymonster


    John and edward? :pac:


  • Moderators Posts: 8,678 ✭✭✭D4RK ONION


    Dude if you can actually do it I'll be incredibly impressed!


    So, this one was actually fun, and I might make a ver 2.0 as this is fairly messy and the onion and the bavaria can are pretty much invisible, but here we go.

    South-Ra-halo-var-nions

    12771.jpg
    http://pix.sparky-s.ie/12771.jpg

    and a bigger version

    658b8.jpg
    http://pix.sparky-s.ie/658b8.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,111 ✭✭✭Jesus Juice


    Wow man,thats crazy.

    I'll hold up my end of the bargain.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,445 ✭✭✭Jako8


    Also can my music sig incorporate a few musical notes and can the background be black or gray with colourful neon stings coming from the notes with piano keys faded in the background.


    If you already have it started then thats fine.


  • Moderators Posts: 8,678 ✭✭✭D4RK ONION


    Could you just clarify what you mean by neon stings?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,445 ✭✭✭Jako8


    D4RK ONION wrote: »
    Could you just clarify what you mean by neon stings?

    I've seen them before it's like strings of light that glow like neon and the weave around the sig

    Like the things at the right hand side of the GoW sig here. You see those orange string things :p Like that but colourful.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,552 ✭✭✭Bobalicious93


    Did you get my PM ONION? Or do you only do sigs that are requested in this thread? :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,962 ✭✭✭jumpguy


    Did you get my PM ONION? Or do you only do sigs that are requested in this thread? :p
    No need to all secretive bobbo... :P


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  • Moderators Posts: 8,678 ✭✭✭D4RK ONION


    Did you get my PM ONION? Or do you only do sigs that are requested in this thread? :p
    I got it bobby, I'm a busy man what with the 7 forums and the modding and such :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,552 ✭✭✭Bobalicious93


    jumpguy wrote: »
    No need to all secretive bobbo... :P

    It's quite bland, I didn't think it was worth posting in the thread. :p


  • Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 7,849 Mod ✭✭✭✭suitcasepink


    John and edward? :pac:
    I hope this request wasnt forgotten about :)
    I want to see how it turns out!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,532 ✭✭✭Ginja Ninja


    Jay P wrote: »
    Will you make me a pink floyd sig please :)
    Couldn't help myself with this one:

    FLOYD

    Boards pink sucks.Do you use Photoshop?[posh] or GIMP2 [free]?

    Also,can you make a sig incorporating Ninja's Ginja's and a cow[preferably ginger]?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,944 ✭✭✭Jay P


    Couldn't help myself with this one:

    FLOYD

    Boards pink sucks.Do you use Photoshop?[posh] or GIMP2 [free]?

    Also,can you make a sig incorporating Ninja's Ginja's and a cow[preferably ginger]?

    You didn't even pick the pink colour!

    But in the UCC express, one of the costume ideas for /halloween was to dress up in Pink and have a sign saying Floyd, so you'd be Pink Floyd! I liked that idea.


  • Moderators Posts: 8,678 ✭✭✭D4RK ONION


    Couldn't help myself with this one:

    FLOYD

    Boards pink sucks.Do you use Photoshop?[posh] or GIMP2 [free]?

    Also,can you make a sig incorporating Ninja's Ginja's and a cow[preferably ginger]?

    I spit on the GIMP, PhotoShop CS3 All the way babz!


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  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 30,996 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    D4RK ONION wrote: »
    I spit on the GIMP, PhotoShop CS3 All the way babz!

    You'll have to let me know where I can get that software, I've been meaning to get it for ages now. Then you can give me free tutorials! :D


  • Moderators Posts: 8,678 ✭✭✭D4RK ONION




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 708 ✭✭✭syncosised


    Like anyone would every pay that much for it. What you want is this! :p


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 30,996 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    Much better G, but still a bit pricey! Oh well...


  • Moderators Posts: 8,678 ✭✭✭D4RK ONION


    Twas a joke ;) I'll help you "get it" next time I see you.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,944 ✭✭✭Jay P


    D4RK ONION wrote: »
    I'll help you "get it" next time I see you.

    :eek:


    Anyhoo, how's abouts that lovely image I ordered asked politely for :)


  • Moderators Posts: 8,678 ✭✭✭D4RK ONION




  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 30,996 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    That's actually class ----^


  • Moderators Posts: 8,678 ✭✭✭D4RK ONION


    Danke :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,944 ✭✭✭Jay P


    D4RK ONION wrote: »

    A.W.E.S.O.M.E.! :D


  • Moderators Posts: 8,678 ✭✭✭D4RK ONION


    Jako8 wrote: »
    You can make me a music related sig.

    Nothing specific, just use your imagination.
    Sometimes, it can take ONION a while to deliver, but when he does, you know it's going to be good. Particularly proud of this one :D

    attachment.php?attachmentid=105388&stc=1&d=1266372340


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,445 ✭✭✭Jako8


    D4RK ONION wrote: »
    Sometimes, it can take ONION a while to deliver, but when he does, you know it's going to be good. Particularly proud of this one :D

    attachment.php?attachmentid=105388&stc=1&d=1266372340

    Holy hole in a dohnut.

    Teh Onion has delievered. :cool:


  • Moderators Posts: 8,678 ✭✭✭D4RK ONION


    Onion ALWAYS delivers... :cool:
    Warning, Onion sometimes does not deliver


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,544 ✭✭✭hitlersson666


    Could you make me a sig that incorparates a puppy,hitler(if possible) and a guitar as well as boobies!!! thanks


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 30,996 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    I has a photoshop :)


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