D4RK ONION's photo shop

D4RK ONION

So, we all know our Praying Poetlord likes to keep everything ON TOPIC, so I said I'd make a whole new topic for this! The Onion's photo shop is now open and available for all your photoshopping needs! First up, we have a very special poster who asked santa for a burito this Christmas. Well, Onion always delivers and appears so does Santa!


http://pix.sparky-s.ie/04b62.jpg

phlegms wrote: »

Make me an avatar using the theme of xmas themed mexican food as in my sig. You have 1 hour.

Bobalicious93

You're gonna regret this.....

(I'm begging one of the mods to move this to AH).....

phlegms

You're like a mildly talented Picasso or something!

:pac:

D4RK ONION

By the way, all payments can be made to-
Thumbs up under my post
PO Box 2222
Donnybrook
Dublin 4

phlegms

D4RK ONION wrote: »

By the way, all payments can be made to-
Thumbs up under my post
PO Box 2222
Donnybrook
Dublin 4

I think you dropped this;

D4RK ONION

What can I say I like thanks. I also like south park, and so does jumpguy by the looks of his avatar, so here's the a sig I've made for in the hope he doesn't ask for something a billion times better (ie: something passable!)


http://pix.sparky-s.ie/84b25.gif

jumpguy wrote: »

And you could make me a...a...a...

way to get access to the boobs thread...y'know the one...

Or a Christmas sig.

Jako8

Jako8 wrote: »

You can make me a music related sig.

Nothing specific, just use your imagination.

:pac:

jumpguy

D4RK ONION wrote: »

What can I say I like thanks. I also like south park, and so does jumpguy by the looks of his avatar, so here's the a sig I've made for in the hope he doesn't ask for something a billion times better (ie: something passable!)


http://pix.sparky-s.ie/84b25.gif

Savage man. The pink will add a wonderful femininity to my usual hard-man posts. (Messing!)

D4RK ONION

I had it with a sort of red to white, but it just looked even tackier than what you have there, so I went with the more pale colour, didn't even consider it to be pink, was just thinking light red! Oh, and thanks for the credit, there was no need for that

Jako8, yours will come, probably tomorrow evening at some stage, the shop is now closed! Requests can be slid under the door while I'm away

Insect Overlord

You could try to photo-shop yourself a life, that would be pretty impressive :pac:

olololololololol

D4RK ONION

Oh I'm sorry which of us has a girlfriend? Oh that's me, isn't it? Sorry, I just forgot for a moment there.

Insect Overlord

Took your time with that though, didn't ya?

Bobalicious93

I could've sworn we had a thread for general chat.....

KnifeWRENCH

Bobalicious93 wrote: »

(I'm begging one of the mods to move this to AH).....

Hmm......do I dare?

Jay P

Will you make me a pink floyd sig please

syncosised

D4RK ONION wrote: »

Oh I'm sorry which of us has a girlfriend? Oh that's me, isn't it? Sorry, I just forgot for a moment there.

Zing, you finally get to use that one!

D4RK ONION

WOH WOH woh, a fellow fake-dogger?! Who are you?! (who-hoo who-hoo?) Steve? Gearoid? Stephen?

Just checked your DOB, hey you!

Jesus Juice

Can I have picture for a sig that contains:

An Onion
The Ramones
Halo
A can of Bavaria
Flag of the Republic Of South Africa.

In that order.
If you make that then I will use it as my sig.

D4RK ONION

You just want them side by side?

Jesus Juice

D4RK ONION wrote: »

You just one them side by side?

Nope,integrated together!
Hey you're good enough to have your own thread,can you not do it or something?:pac:

D4RK ONION

You just didn't make it clear, mainly because you said "in that order"

Jesus Juice

Dude if you can actually do it I'll be incredibly impressed!

soccymonster

John and edward? :pac:

D4RK ONION

Jesus Juice wrote: »

Dude if you can actually do it I'll be incredibly impressed!

So, this one was actually fun, and I might make a ver 2.0 as this is fairly messy and the onion and the bavaria can are pretty much invisible, but here we go.

South-Ra-halo-var-nions


http://pix.sparky-s.ie/12771.jpg

and a bigger version


http://pix.sparky-s.ie/658b8.jpg

Jesus Juice

Wow man,thats crazy.

I'll hold up my end of the bargain.

Jako8

Also can my music sig incorporate a few musical notes and can the background be black or gray with colourful neon stings coming from the notes with piano keys faded in the background.


If you already have it started then thats fine.

D4RK ONION

Could you just clarify what you mean by neon stings?

Jako8

D4RK ONION wrote: »

Could you just clarify what you mean by neon stings?

I've seen them before it's like strings of light that glow like neon and the weave around the sig

Like the things at the right hand side of the GoW sig here. You see those orange string things Like that but colourful.

Bobalicious93

Did you get my PM ONION? Or do you only do sigs that are requested in this thread?

jumpguy

Bobalicious93 wrote: »

Did you get my PM ONION? Or do you only do sigs that are requested in this thread?

No need to all secretive bobbo... :P

D4RK ONION

Bobalicious93 wrote: »

Did you get my PM ONION? Or do you only do sigs that are requested in this thread?

I got it bobby, I'm a busy man what with the 7 forums and the modding and such

Bobalicious93

jumpguy wrote: »

No need to all secretive bobbo... :P

It's quite bland, I didn't think it was worth posting in the thread.

suitcasepink

soccymonster wrote: »

John and edward? :pac:

I hope this request wasnt forgotten about
I want to see how it turns out!

Ginja Ninja

Jay P wrote: »

Will you make me a pink floyd sig please

Couldn't help myself with this one:

FLOYD

Boards pink sucks.Do you use Photoshop?[posh] or GIMP2 [free]?

Also,can you make a sig incorporating Ninja's Ginja's and a cow[preferably ginger]?

Jay P

Ginja Ninja wrote: »

Couldn't help myself with this one:

FLOYD

Boards pink sucks.Do you use Photoshop?[posh] or GIMP2 [free]?

Also,can you make a sig incorporating Ninja's Ginja's and a cow[preferably ginger]?

You didn't even pick the pink colour!

But in the UCC express, one of the costume ideas for /halloween was to dress up in Pink and have a sign saying Floyd, so you'd be Pink Floyd! I liked that idea.

D4RK ONION

Ginja Ninja wrote: »

Couldn't help myself with this one:

FLOYD

Boards pink sucks.Do you use Photoshop?[posh] or GIMP2 [free]?

Also,can you make a sig incorporating Ninja's Ginja's and a cow[preferably ginger]?

I spit on the GIMP, PhotoShop CS3 All the way babz!

Insect Overlord

D4RK ONION wrote: »

I spit on the GIMP, PhotoShop CS3 All the way babz!

You'll have to let me know where I can get that software, I've been meaning to get it for ages now. Then you can give me free tutorials!

D4RK ONION

There you go.

syncosised

Like anyone would every pay that much for it. What you want is this!

Insect Overlord

Much better G, but still a bit pricey! Oh well...

D4RK ONION

Twas a joke I'll help you "get it" next time I see you.

Jay P

D4RK ONION wrote: »

I'll help you "get it" next time I see you.

:eek:


Anyhoo, how's abouts that lovely image I ordered asked politely for

D4RK ONION

Only cos I love ya


http://pix.sparky-s.ie/b5a13.jpg

Insect Overlord

That's actually class ----^

D4RK ONION

Danke

Jay P

D4RK ONION wrote: »

Only cos I love ya


http://pix.sparky-s.ie/b5a13.jpg

A.W.E.S.O.M.E.!

D4RK ONION

Jako8 wrote: »

You can make me a music related sig.

Nothing specific, just use your imagination.

Sometimes, it can take ONION a while to deliver, but when he does, you know it's going to be good. Particularly proud of this one

Jako8

D4RK ONION wrote: »

Sometimes, it can take ONION a while to deliver, but when he does, you know it's going to be good. Particularly proud of this one

Holy hole in a dohnut.

Teh Onion has delievered. :cool:

D4RK ONION

Onion ALWAYS delivers... :cool:
Warning, Onion sometimes does not deliver

hitlersson666

Could you make me a sig that incorparates a puppy,hitler(if possible) and a guitar as well as boobies!!! thanks

Insect Overlord

I has a photoshop