Is this ghey?

shamblertine

I was in the pub earlier, and went into the toilets to have a slash. Shortly into my piss I noticed the soapy thing in the urinals slide over towards me. It turns out the guy at the other end of the urinal pissed it in my direction. Now I don't like any foreign objects invading my pissing space so I directed my piss towards it to send it back to the other side of the urinal. But the other bloke then did the same so we were basically playing a piss based variation of air hockey.

Was that ghey or is only the loser ghey?

And whats the etiquette in situations like this, do I have to tell the other guy that we are playing piss hockey or will he work it out after a while?

MooseJam

Next time it's hide the salami

wudangclan

Who won?

jumpguy

On the other hand you've found a new game which I must try the next time I go for a piss: Try to get abit of soap to the top of the urinal and back as many times as you can before the bladder empties.

minidazzler

Yes, quite gay, but it's OK, We know you are here, we know you are queer. We are used to it.

shamblertine

I won cause the other bloke was pissing before me so I had more left in the tank

Gummy Panda

Cool story bro

It BeeMee

It's only ghey if you score

Spore

hide the pink sausage in brown town - that's a ghey game... Sorry, what was the question?

admiralofthefleet

paddy power used to have little football nets with the channel blocks hanging from them in some pubs
they were fun

ceret

You could bring a pint into the jacks with you and try to drink and piss. Assuming you can aim the mickey with one hand after having a few jars. That way you'd be a lean mean automatic refueling piss hockey machine!

TheZohanS

It's ghey alright, but not quite "Kildare ghey" so you're safe enough.

Gran Hermano

OP, will your next post involve tales of glory holes and more cottaging?

brummytom

Backs against the wall lads

Daemos

It's gay to spell gay 'ghey'

epgc3fyqirnbsx

yeah thats pretty ****in gay

did ye make eye contact after?
did you help him zip up?
did you insert your penis into his anus?

If you say yes to any it was definitely gay. And if you dont it was probably gay anyway...

wudangclan

Don't mind them,OP.
They're only taking the piss.

shamblertine

no to all of those

sherdydan

this post made my day

wudangclan

It's ghey if that post makes your day.

jumpguy

shamblertine wrote: »

no to all of those

Don't lie. That's pretty gay.

wudangclan wrote: »

It's ghey if that post makes your day.

True.

shamblertine

jumpguy wrote: »

Don't lie. That's pretty gay.


True.

Shirley its only gay if both players cross streams?

brendansmith

Ghey

wudangclan

shamblertine wrote: »

Shirley its only gay if both players cross streams?

It's only ghey if you let him roger you.
Other than that it's latent gheyness.

My name is URL

http://i33.tinypic.com/4sy42p.jpg

sherdydan

its as gay as christmas.... but too funny to let that get in the way

Laphroaig52

You were in the pub earlier and you were home by 23:31?
It sounds like you've caught the ghey alright.

shamblertine

Flyer28 wrote: »

You were in the pub earlier and you were home by 23:31?
It sounds like you've caught the ghey alright.

yeah but I was drinking since 5, thats 6.5 hours drinking, thats 4 pints and 5 whiskeys, not too shabby for a school night

ScumLord

wudangclan wrote: »

Who won?

The gay won out in the end, he played with another mans piss which is one step away from full on man on man arse tickling.

Laphroaig52

shamblertine wrote: »

yeah but I was drinking since 5, thats 6.5 hours drinking, thats 4 pints and 5 whiskeys, not too shabby for a school night

What a man!

Xavi6

With all the cock waving going on it'd be difficult to avoid splashback so I can only presume that it was essentially a mini golden shower. Very ghey.

mikom

shamblertine wrote: »

Now I don't like any foreign objects invading my pissing space so I directed my piss towards it to send it back to the other side of the urinal. But the other bloke then did the same so we were basically playing a piss based variation of air hockey.

Should have stopped pissing and had a full on sword fight.

Hackysack

I dunno, were you playing this game in The George?

kumate_champ07

who deleted my post?

liamygunner29

shamblertine wrote: »

yeah but I was drinking since 5, thats 6.5 hours drinking, thats 4 pints and 5 whiskeys, not too shabby for a school night

Ledge.

You'd be even cooler if you wern't pissin it back out on your boyfriend

we'llallhavetea_old

i wish i had a penis so i could play piddling games with strangers


you lads are muppets :rolleyes:

ScumLord

kumate_champ07 wrote: »

who deleted my post?

Probably a mod, my only question is why they didn't delete the rest of your posts. :pac:

kumate_champ07

ScumLord wrote: »

Probably a mod, my only question is why they didn't delete the rest of your posts. :pac:

it was a mod? thanks ye I wasnt sure, ye I know what you mean

The Saint

shamblertine wrote: »

yeah but I was drinking since 5, thats 6.5 hours drinking, thats 4 pints and 5 whiskeys, not too shabby for a school night

You mean 4 bacardi breezers and 4 malibus you big ghey

Terry

OP, could you please give a definition of the word "Ghey"?.
I can't find it in a dictionary.

liamygunner29 wrote: »

Ledge.

You'd be even cooler if you wern't pissin it back out on your boyfriend

Hi. Can you please explain your use of the word "ledge" here?
It seems to be quite out of place with both your post and the thread.

Senna

Or the other guy uses this "game" to pick up blokes in the jacks, but seen he left first, you mustn't have been his type.

brendansmith

shamblertine wrote: »

yeah but I was drinking since 5, thats 6.5 hours drinking, thats 4 pints and 5 whiskeys, not too shabby for a school night

Legend!

SoupyNorman

I just hope you didnt cross the streams OP.

Terry wrote: »

OP, could you please give a definition of the word "Ghey"?.
I can't find it in a dictionary.

You're looking in the wrong dictionary dude.

Please go ere: http://www.urbandictionary.com

imme

Terry wrote: »

OP, could you please give a definition of the word "Ghey"?.
I can't find it in a dictionary.

I think he means gay, and I guess you know that:cool: and you know that I know that you know.

Anyway, doesn't sound gay OP. I guess the little toilet cake (toilet cake, love that term lol) just floated down the little stream if you know what I mean. Was this in a gay pub.

kumate_champ07

Terry wrote: »

ah that explains it

MIN2511

LMAO- awesome story!

I wish i could do that

SoupyNorman

MIN2511 wrote: »

LMAO- awesome story!

I wish i could do that

Ahh but you can

MIN2511

SoupyNorman wrote: »

Ahh but you can

ROTFLMAO.....

kowloon

shamblertine wrote: »

Shirley its only gay if both players cross streams?

Never put yourself in a situation where you can get another mans ektoplasm on you.

starbelgrade

I had a whizz in a toilet once, where they had these goalpost urinal thingeys... http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1063/1015845761_09ca2366ff.jpg

Basically, the ball is attached to the posts by a string & you are IMPELLED to keep hitting the ball with yr p*ss to keep it in the back of the net (unless yr ghey). Pure genius!

shamblertine

starbelgrade wrote: »

I had a whizz in a toilet once, where they had these goalpost urinal thingeys... http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1063/1015845761_09ca2366ff.jpg

Basically, the ball is attached to the posts by a string & you are IMPELLED to keep hitting the ball with yr p*ss to keep it in the back of the net (unless yr ghey). Pure genius!

Thats awesome! I could really raise my game if I had those goalposts to practice my power pissing in.