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Why Is It That Most Of The Hot Girls Are Scumbags?!

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    #32
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    Xinka wrote:
    It boggles my mind, you go to town, see a goregeous girl, give her the stare, and then ya get WHORRA YA LOOKIN AH?!
    pwd wrote: »
    Maybe you should stop staring at women in a way that makes them angry and shout at you

    I don't think its the look, thats their mating call I believe. 9mths later their shoving shit from NoName under their buggies. So its kind of like a shopping baggy on wheels (whatever you call it) and dolly pram in one, only with a real baby in it.


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    #33
    Prof.Badass
    Registered Users Posts: 2,931 ✭✭✭Prof.Badass


    Xinkai wrote: »
    It's not that i even find them sexually attractive, thier just hot compared to emo & scene girls. I mean walk around dublin city center, what do you see, granny, aulwan, milf, too young, oh hello the oh nvm a scumbag.

    Wait. Why is milf lumped in with granny aulwan and too young?

    Last time i checked Milf means "mother I'd like to fuck", implying she is hot. You wouldn't be like "I mean walk around dublin and what do you see grannys and milfs ffs" you'd be like "wow, what a milf, i'd bang her".

    Unless the youth of today are now using milf to describe "any woman in her 40s".


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    #34
    OutlawPete
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    Abigayle wrote: »
    I don't think its the look, thats their mating call I believe.

    Quite right, just grab her and plant a big kiss on her like they used to in those old movies.

    Remember the ones where the lady would struggle and swing her head from side to side and say "No, no, no please .. no .. n .. um .. oh .. no .. ohhh .. ohh .. ohhhh my .. oh Henry, Henry darling".

    Might work.


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    #35
    Latchy
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    OutlawPete wrote: »
    Quite right, just grab her and plant a big kiss on her like they used to in those old movies.
    Remember the ones where the lady would struggle and swing her head from side to side and say "No, no, no please .. no .. n .. um .. oh .. no .. ohhh .. ohh .. ohhhh my .. oh Henry, Henry darling".
    Might work.
    Steady now Pete ,steady ...you might give young brummy tom some ideas ;) :pac:


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    #36
    Xinkai
    Registered Users Posts: 1,587 ✭✭✭Xinkai


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    Quite right, just grab her and plant a big kiss on her like they used to in those old movies.

    Remember the ones where the lady would struggle and swing her head from side to side and say "No, no, no please .. no .. n .. um .. oh .. no .. ohhh .. ohh .. ohhhh my .. oh Henry, Henry darling".

    Might work.

    I HIGHLY doubt that, they'd prolly whip out 1. a knife 2. a syringe 3. a bf 4. a c0ck, or 5. AotA...


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    #37
    OutlawPete
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    vinylmesh wrote: »
    Wait. Why is milf lumped in with granny aulwan and too young?

    Last time i checked Milf means "mother I'd like to fuck", implying she is hot. You wouldn't be like "I mean walk around dublin and what do you see grannys and milfs ffs" you'd be like "wow, what a milf, i'd bang her".

    Unless the youth of today are now using milf to describe "any woman in her 40s".

    I read someone say 'Old Men in their 40's' on a thread the other day. I'm only 4 years off that. How did his happen .. :o


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    #38
    OutlawPete
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    Latchy wrote: »
    Steady now Pete ,steady ...you might give young brummy tom some ideas ;) :pac:

    Already have, I told him to become a window cleaner to get the ladies :D

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IsGneb9VoCg


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    #39
    OutlawPete
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    Xinkai wrote: »
    I HIGHLY doubt that, they'd prolly whip out 1. a knife 2. a syringe 3. a bf 4. a c0ck, or 5. AotA...

    No, women like a forceful man who knows what he wants.

    Go get em :)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWKOctKUVGQ


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    #40
    Abi
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    OutlawPete wrote: »
    Quite right, just grab her and plant a big kiss on her like they used to in those old movies.
    I don't think so Pete. Depends on how much you like hospital food. She'd think you were trying to nick her 'chingum'.













    Open to correction of pronunciation.


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    #41
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Abigayle wrote: »
    trying to nick her 'chingum'.

    Open to correction of pronunciation.

    Also sometimes known as Chungum :pac:


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    #42
    ScumLord
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    Giggidy, giggidy, awaits flange. ;)


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    #43
    GLaDOS
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,213 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    The scumbag persona immediatly puts me right off any girl, I find I'm way more attracted to a girl I can get on with then the likes of them, who tend to be loud and arrogant

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



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    #44
    OutlawPete
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    Abigayle wrote: »
    I don't think so Pete. Depends on how much you like hospital food. She'd think you were trying to nick her 'chingum'.

    Sure I'm only having the craic.

    OutlawPete's been at the Saloon :)


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    #45
    K-9
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    Xinkai wrote: »
    Isee a goregeous girl,

    Met many a gregarious girl.

    Mad Men's Don Draper : What you call love was invented by guys like me, to sell nylons.



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    #46
    Abi
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    OutlawPete wrote: »
    Sure I'm only having the craic.
    Dinny think otherwise Pete =P
    OutlawPete's been at the Saloon :)
    Haven't we all... haven't we all... :pac:


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    #47
    koHd
    Registered Users Posts: 1,142 ✭✭✭koHd


    OP, it's only so if your type are that particular brand of women. I like women that dress classy with that office professional look, or a funky student look. So for me most of the hot women in Ireland are awesome. But if you like girls that wear tacky clothes and have a ring on every finger, you're likely to persist with your problem.


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    #48
    PFJSplitter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,575 ✭✭✭✭PFJSplitter


    Who requested the photo?
    She really does work quite diligently on improving her social skills...


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    #49
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,090 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Have to look past her accent to her on her back personality.


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    #50
    That_Guy
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    Xinkai wrote: »
    It boggles my mind, you go to town, see a goregeous girl, give her the stare, and then ya get WHORRA YA LOOKIN AH?!


    -_-;

    Have you tried looking elsewhere outside of Dublin?


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    #51
    flushje
    Registered Users Posts: 803 ✭✭✭flushje


    This is a pointless thread, its definitely not true.


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    #52
    That_Guy
    Registered Users Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    flushje wrote: »
    This is a pointless thread, its definitely not true.

    It's all fake like the green house effect and the moon landing.


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    #53
    TechnoPool
    Registered Users Posts: 1,675 ✭✭✭TechnoPool


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    Already have, I told him to become a window cleaner to get the ladies :D

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IsGneb9VoCg


    oh lord, one of the first 'dirty' films i seen long time ago


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    #54
    Samba
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,476 ✭✭✭Samba


    OP expects them to reply with "just lob it in der boss"


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    #55
    Hard Larry
    Closed Accounts Posts: 670 ✭✭✭Hard Larry


    Of course there are hot Scumbags check this one out.

    LINK


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    #56
    Daroxtar
    Registered Users Posts: 4,330 ✭✭✭Daroxtar


    Hey Xinkai....
    http://media.photobucket.com/image/pikey%20weddings/tommfuller/image01011.jpg

    Hot enough?:D


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