The Crisp Sandwich Appreciation Thread

**Timbuk2**

One of my favourite foods is crisp sandwiches.

If you don't like them - check your pulse!

Thick slices of bread, Connaught Gold butter, cheese and onion crisps, glass of coke with ice = win.

Actually crisp sandwiches can cheer me up when I'm in a bad mood! Walkers work better than Tayto, in my opinion

waraf

Don't feel that you must confine yourself to cheese & onion either. All crisps are good for making crisp sandwiches. In fact I brought buttered bread to work last week so that I could just get crisps from the vending machine to make crisp sandwiches for lunch. Stupid vending machine was out of order. Butter sandwiches suck @ss...

longshanks

tayto ripples in a blaa, fuck motherfuck thats a tasty 5 minutes, uunngghh

Mackleton

+1 for walkers crisp sandwiches, nicer cheese and onion flavour than tayto.

Ever had a chipstick sandwich? nom nom!!:pac:

Or smokey bacon tayto sandwich!! mmm I want one now


What's a blaa when it's at home?

themadchef

**Timbuk2** wrote: »

One of my favourite foods is crisp sandwiches.

If you don't like them - check your pulse!

Thick slices of bread, Connaught Gold butter, cheese and onion crisps, glass of coke with ice = win.

Actually crisp sandwiches can cheer me up when I'm in a bad mood! Walkers work better than Tayto, in my opinion

Nyom nyom, kerrygold for me though
Crisp order of choice: King, Walkers, Tayto. All good though!

bluemachaveli

Cheese & Onion Walkers are my Favorite. Also Meanies make for a good sandwich

Mackleton

bluemachaveli wrote: »

Cheese & Onion Walkers are my Favorite. Also Meanies make for a good sandwich

Never would have occurred to me!

Anyone ever had a popcorn sandwich? I haven't so I'm curious :P

who what when

Ok i have no problem with any negative comments to this post provide you try it before you comment, otherwise opinions to yourselves please.

Step 1- Lightly butter two thick slices of bread
Step 2- Add a nice layer of strawberry jam to one of the slices
Step 3- Add tayto cheese and onion (or preferred flavour)
Step 4- Eat

Goes very well with warm milk!

louisa200

fcuk you tayto...... ready salted golden wonden, butter and bread........ heaven

who what when

louisa200 wrote: »

fcuk you tayto...... ready salted golden wonden, butter and bread........ heaven

Well if you feel that strongly about it....

Terry

Noooooo. you don't make sandwiches.
What you do is take one crisp and then bite into a slice of buttered bread of your choice. Repeat until you are full or the crisps are gone.
This way you get the full taste of both with every bite.

Christ. I wish I had some fresh bread and crisps here right now.

Professey Chin

Mackleton wrote: »

What's a blaa when it's at home?

Blaas only exist in waterford.Its like a bap with flour on it and fcuk me its tasty:cool:
Id love one now with some salt&vinegar crisps mmmmmmmmm

Darksaga87

Step 2- Add a nice layer of strawberry jam to one of the slices

Ive never tried it with jam!

Crushing the crisps is important too. I grind and crunch them into a fine dust!!

aaronjumper

Darn you all now I want a sandwhich.
But I agree tis gud stuff

+ 1 on the chipstick sambos.

Oh I do love a good crisp sambo. Any flavour except smoky bacon - yum. Or a corned beef, or ham, or cheese sambo with added crisps. MMM.

I wouldn't be having a glass of coke with it though. Nope. A nice cold glass of milk is the best!

seamus

A real crisp sandwich uses cheedar cheese & spring onion hunky dorys. Nyom.

super_furry

King crisps, fresh Brennans bread and thick butter.

TequilaMockingBird

super_furry wrote: »

King crisps, fresh Brennans bread and thick butter.

The perfect sandwich.

mud

Soft Bap
+
Laughing Cow
+
King Crisps

=

crunchyumyummoremmcheesymmmonionymmmmaaauuuuhhhhgggghhhhh

MrStuffins

Best thread ever!

I'm eating a Cheese and Onion Hunky Dory Sandwich right now with a big glass of Coke with ice

Linguo

I love a crisp sandwich but have to keep the crisps seperate and eat one with every bite, is that wrong?:D Don't want it in the sandwich for some reason!

barleybooley

Only yesterday had I one of these beauties and my good God was it orgasmic. Fresh O'Hara's Mr. Toasty, packet of Tayto Cheese and Onion, a little Connacht Gold, crushed down and sliced diagonally. Repeat as necessary.

Question: Were Perri Cheese and Onion nice on Tayto Sandwiches? (I'm from the west, all crisps are tayto...)

Jip

seamus wrote: »

A real crisp sandwich uses cheedar cheese & spring onion hunky dorys. Nyom.

+1 on the the Hunky Dorys, yum, yum, I'm having some now.

However, it HAS to be a nice cup of tea with the sambo, coke just doesn't do it for me.

Mackleton

I've never buttered the bread in my crisp sandwiches. The idea never occurred, is it really that much better with butter?

Optimus Prime

You have to have the butter! if your going with cheese and onion throw on a few slices of cheddar cheese too! nice!

stephen_mch

Cheese doritos, thick white bread and plenty of butter - cannot beat it!

Ceol go deo

keithgeo wrote: »

You have to have the butter! if your going with cheese and onion throw on a few slices of cheddar cheese too! nice!

Tis always cheerful to be allergic to cheese, bread and crisps when reading a thread such as this one! Ah well at least i have the toy show to cheer me up tonight!:)

Douche

Aw man , I could go for a crisp sarnie so bad!
*throws diet plan out the window* here I come processed carbohydrates!!!!!

Feeky Magee

Christ yes.

All crisps should come with a sandwich, or the other way around.

Optimus Prime

genius idea here! why dont they actually sell pre-made crisp sambos in the shops?!? centra, Londis etc!!

jenny2hat

Om nom.

Douche

keithgeo wrote: »

genius idea here! why dont they actually sell pre-made crisp sambos in the shops?!? centra, Londis etc!!

that's pure genius that is! That's a recession-bustin entreprenurial idea right there
I'd so buy'um anyway (:

Saibh

keithgeo wrote: »

You have to have the butter! if your going with cheese and onion throw on a few slices of cheddar cheese too! nice!

Same here, some cheddar cheese with Tayto cheese and onion - a feast to savour

xzanti

*squeezes into the bed*

hi folks

Batch bread, real butter and lots of it and a bag of Tayto C&O maybe a wedge of chaddar if I'm feeling really naughty :P

.Bob

youve inspired me to go all the way down to the shop to buy crisps and bread! its actually wierdly nice with mayo and lettuce :P

barleybooley

Douche wrote: »

that's pure genius that is! That's a recession-bustin entreprenurial idea right there
I'd so buy'um anyway (:

I'm not so sure people, they'd probably use margarine instead of butter and the crisps would go all soggy, they must be eaten within minutes of preparation!

**Timbuk2**

super_furry wrote: »

King crisps, fresh Brennans bread and thick butter.

Your post inspired me to buy King crisps (which I have never tried before) in the shop today!

It was possibly the best decision I made all day!! King crisps make the nicest crisp sandwiches in the world! If I could thank you twice, I would!

beertons

Well if I haven't developed the greatest hunger for a crisp sambo now...........no crisps in cupboard...........no bread either. Balls.

snoopy12

mouth is watering soooooooo much! had a fab one for lunch - brown bread, butter and Walkers cheese and onion.......... HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Longboard

mmmmm...crispwich

Almost as good as dipping a salt and vinegar pringle into the creamy head pint of murphys and eating.

beertons

^^^ B4stards

.Bob

Jimmyboss

barleybooley wrote: »

Only yesterday had I one of these beauties and my good God was it orgasmic. Fresh O'Hara's Mr. Toasty, packet of Tayto Cheese and Onion, a little Connacht Gold, crushed down and sliced diagonally. Repeat as necessary.

Question: Were Perri Cheese and Onion nice on Tayto Sandwiches? (I'm from the west, all crisps are tayto...)

Course you can get Perri crisps in the west, what about the red bag Cheddar Cheese and Spring Onion......although I do think that Tayto C+O are best for a sandwich.

robbie_998

big thick soft bread, very buttery butter and a pack of walkers ready salted

*DROOOOLL*

and im eating them right now

Somnus

As much as I usually prefer Walkers or Hunky Dorey, I always love Tayto on a crisp sambo.

And they are the best snack ever. I'll definitely be having one later on!

Elevelyn

Gotta be walkers c+o and really fresh brennans bread for me, one lightly buttered slice, crush the crisps fold over and repeat. YUM

My boyfriend likes them with ham.

LaLucy

Oh yum!! Starving to bits now you gits! Ok all suggestions are excellent! But... The king of all crisp sandwiches is as follows.. Brennans white thick bread, unbuttered..too dry? Aha.. Take minced egg and onion mayo, which you buy ready made in shop, and spread a lot of it onto one slice, then take the purple cheese and onion walkers big bag which i get in tesco and put a lot on top of the mayo, take the other slice of bread and place on top and press lightly down until some mayo oozes out. Cut and eat with a steaming cuppa tea:) i've just made myself ultra hungry with my delicious description!

rainbowtrout

I'm half tempted to go to the 24 hour (10 miles away) now to get bread and crisps (have neither in the house right now) so great is the need for a ham and cheese and onion tayto sandwich. I think that's lunch decided tomorrow.

WindSock

King or Tayto for me please on the freshest sliced pan with some real butter and a pinch of salt. I love the pressing down on the sandwich slightly and feeling the crisps crush under the soft bread.

all the stars

hmmmmmmmmmmm


Favourite snack in the world goes a bit like :

Toasted cheese sambo - open her up and stick in crisps...
:eek:
oh god im soooooo hungry.....

Mackleton

No, ya see I don't squish the crisps at all, I leave them as is, in the sandwich then you get a super satisfying crunch when you bite into it. Bugger. I wants one now