Stupid Things You've Said to People You Fancied

Feeky Magee

A couple of years ago, a friend of mine who I'd fancied for ages, blonde bombshell who was quite frankly out of my league, asked me to go babysitting with her. So I agreed, and headed over to the house on the night in question, cheapo cologne and all. She was looking stunning as always, wearing this sexy little number with just the right amount of cleavage. So anyways, after she put the young lad to bed, we were sitting on the couch, watching a film ('Happy Gilmore' I think) and she turns to me and says:

"You know, I think you're adorable"

I blurted out:

"I wish I could say the same about you"

Time stood still.

I tried to explain to her I meant I was too shy to say it to her, but the moment was gone, as were my chances. Still wake up in a cold sweat sometimes.

Anyone else got similarly bad stories?

brummytom

Me: I love you

Her: Fuck off

Liam Byrne

"No".

Still regret it to this day

Quazzie

I once told a girl I sharted.

Turned out honesty was not as important as a stabel bowel in the relationship she wanted

Liam Byrne

"Yes".

Still regret that to this day, too!!!

Lux23

Oh loads of stupid things, I called someone a fcuking dcikhead once and I was nuts about him. Drink and unrequited love don't mix well.

Feeky Magee

Quazzie wrote: »

I once told a girl I sharted.

Turned out honesty was not as important as a stabel bowel in the relationship she wanted

Genius.

az2wp0sye65487

Me (circa 7 yrs old): "Will you be my girlfriend?"

Her: "Er, that's my mam calling me, I have to go in for my dinner" - and then ran off.






Crushed!

InKonspikuou2

Met a girl in Colombia whose name was Catalina. In the process of talking to her i asked was she sure her name isn't Catalinda. Linda being the Spanish word for lovely/pretty/etc. So was just trying to play with words on her name. She thought i said gata linda. Which is a term used over there to mean nice pussy. Needless to say i got nowhere with her.

bronte

" I want to keep you as a pet" :eek:

prinz

"I'd like to come on you....... uh I mean I'd like to come with you......"

What was worse was there was a gang of people around us.

Feeky Magee

bronte wrote: »

" I want to keep you as a pet" :eek:

And I thought I was bad. What did she say to that?

bronte

Feeky Magee wrote: »

And I thought I was bad. What did she say to that?

He was a tad unnerved! :pac: I thought it was cute! No?

seamus

Downstairs in the international, 16 years of age, after buying 6 cans of Bud from behind the bar.

Meet a girl who's a friend of a friend, good looking chick, she starts chatting to me, then says, "My name is <name>". My response, "Oh yeah, I've heard of you, I've heard your mates mention you."

"Oh really, what do they say?" (Big smile on her face)

...

"They say you're a little ride".

<Silence>

Delayed my love-life's development by a few months, that one.

Feeky Magee

bronte wrote: »

He was a tad unnerved! :pac: I thought it was cute! No?

Apologies. Well if by cute you mean disturbing, then yes. See the first thing I thought of when I read that was a domanatrix cage type thing, whereas you probably meant it in a cuddly cat sort of way, yes?

AnonoBoy

"Hello Minister Harney, it's nice to meet you."


Should have called her Tanaiste. I felt so stupid after.

Ann22

Was at this competition thing once and this chap blew a kiss at me, I was delirious with joy so I blew one back, he smiled and did it again to which I repeated my kiss, he shook his head and laughed, got up and walked over to me to say loudly in my face 'Who won?!!':o:o:o I still cringe to think of it.

bronte

Feeky Magee wrote: »

Apologies. Well if by cute you mean disturbing, then yes. See the first thing I thought of when I read that was a domanatrix cage type thing, whereas you probably meant it in a cuddly cat sort of way, yes?

Definitely! I meant it in the affectionate sense! D'oh!

Baile an Locha

After chatting up this girl for the whole night,
Everything going well...was leaning in to seal the deal...then i shouted,"CHRONICLES OF NARNIA", to this day i have no idea why, she just looked back at me and started laughing,we got over it.
Odd night.

Feeky Magee

bronte wrote: »

Definitely! I meant it in the affectionate sense! D'oh!

Live an' learn eh?

Seren_

I am the master of saying embarrassing things to people I fancy! At my debs a few years ago I went up to this guy I had liked for a while and told him I loved him I was quite intoxicated though, so that let me away with it lol I feel so stupid when I think back over it!

Feeky Magee

Your Text Here wrote: »

I am the master of saying embarrassing things to people I fancy! At my debs a few years ago I went up to this guy I had liked for a while and told him I loved him I was quite intoxicated though, so that let me away with it lol I feel so stupid when I think back over it!

One of my mates has a similar story from his debs, only he said that to his teacher. Good times...

we'llallhavetea_old

everytime a lad i fancied in work came near me i would lose the ability to form words and blurt out "mnyeoh", or something to that effect. EVERY FRICKIN TIME!!

Feeky Magee

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCa5KZmYbiU

0.35

mink_man

ha

Scrambled egg

Was in the middle of a snog, remembering something funny from Scrubs, I turned to her and go, "To the left .... I like it" .Then she looked at me as if I had 2 heads. We're cool now

Feeky Magee

Scrambled egg wrote: »

Was in the middle of a snog, remembering something funny from Scrubs, I turned to her and go, "To the left .... I like it" .Then she looked at me as if I had 2 heads. We're cool now

Gave her the ol' Ice Tongue did ya?

stovelid

seamus wrote: »

Downstairs in the international, 16 years of age, after buying 6 cans of Bud from behind the bar.

Meet a girl who's a friend of a friend, good looking chick, she starts chatting to me, then says, "My name is <name>". My response, "Oh yeah, I've heard of you, I've heard your mates mention you."

"Oh really, what do they say?" (Big smile on her face)

...

"They say you're a little ride".

<Silence>

Delayed my love-life's development by a few months, that one.

Smooth.

opinion guy

"ah that swine flu's nothing. i could have had it weeks ago sure and barely noticed"

Mental Mickey

S**t. This has happened to me soooo many times. I always end up sayin stupid things.


I remember an occassion at work(!)about 4/5 years ago where we had a temp switchboard operator working with us for a few months. She was gorgeous. We got talking and eventually became quite friendly.

At the end of her time with us, she asked me if she would see me again, and dumbass here said "Probably not, no". BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG mistake!!!! :rolleyes:

If she's reading this: I'm sorry!!!!!!

jumpguy

Man I'm not sure where to start. When I was 10 I asked the most inconcievable question you'd ask a girl (go on, guess). A few months ago I met a good looking girl and we talked for a while. We got into a group and I...put my arm on her shoulder. No idea why, I just did. Didn't seem like a retarded thing to do at the time.

callaway92

can I put my penis in your vagina

Feeky Magee

jumpguy wrote: »

Man I'm not sure where to start. When I was 10 I asked the most inconcievable question you'd ask a girl (go on, guess). A few months ago I met a good looking girl and we talked for a while. We got into a group and I...put my arm on her shoulder. No idea why, I just did. Didn't seem like a retarded thing to do at the time.

"I'll show you my willy if you give me some Pokémon cards?"

Iron Hide

jumpguy wrote: »

Man I'm not sure where to start. When I was 10 I asked the most inconcievable question you'd ask a girl (go on, guess). A few months ago I met a good looking girl and we talked for a while. We got into a group and I...put my arm on her shoulder. No idea why, I just did. Didn't seem like a retarded thing to do at the time.

"Have you got a willy too??"

Lilith306

jumpguy wrote: »

Man I'm not sure where to start. When I was 10 I asked the most inconcievable question you'd ask a girl (go on, guess). A few months ago I met a good looking girl and we talked for a while. We got into a group and I...put my arm on her shoulder. No idea why, I just did. Didn't seem like a retarded thing to do at the time.

I would like to f**k you in a very uncomfortable place?

kowloon

Katherine OM wrote: »

I would like to f**k you in a very uncomfortable place?

What, like the back of a Volkswagen?

Dudess

Sydney Whining Mussel wrote: »

Me (circa 7 yrs old): "Will you be my girlfriend?"

Her: "Er, that's my mam calling me, I have to go in for my dinner" - and then ran off.






Crushed!

See, I know how that girl feels. When I was five, I was hanging out with a seven-year-old boy (always preferred the older men :pac:) in a holiday resort in Wales and one evening he leaned over and planted a smacker on my mouth :eek: to which my response was "Whatcha do that FORRRR??!!"

Too much and too awkward - ya gotta hold back.

PFJSplitter

Ah sure - like a toothpick in a wheelie bin...:rolleyes:

Feeky Magee

Dudess wrote: »

See, I know how that girl feels. When I was five, I was hanging out with a seven-year-old boy (always preferred the older men :pac:) in a holiday resort in Wales and one evening he leaned over and planted a smacker on my mouth :eek: to which my response was "Whatcha do that FORRRR??!!"

Too much and too awkward - ya gotta hold back.

Legend. Sounds like right little player. :cool:

threebeards

AnonoBoy wrote: »

"Hello Minister Harney, it's nice to meet you."


Should have called her Tanaiste. I felt so stupid after.

Just to be clear, you know the title of the thread is "..........People you fancied"??? :D. or do you fancy her????

we'llallhavetea_old

threebeards wrote: »

Just to be clear, you know the title of the thread is "..........People you fancied"??? :D. or do you fancy her????

i think that was the joke! meh!



i hope that was the joke...

Dudess

Feeky Magee wrote: »

Legend. Sounds like right little player. :cool:

He clearly was. And I was obviously a right little tease.

The poor child denied it for the rest of the holiday...

Feeky Magee

Dudess wrote: »

He clearly was. And I was obviously a right little tease.

The poor child denied it for the rest of the holiday...

The poor thing. He probably never recovered after it, and retreated into a life of crippling shyness and social anxiety. How could you?!:(

Dudess

Feeky Magee wrote: »

The poor thing. He probably never recovered after it, and retreated into a life of crippling shyness and social anxiety.

Hey... yeah...! :eek:



Meh, whatever. :pac:

jumpguy

callaway92 wrote: »

can I put my penis in your vagina

No.

Feeky Magee wrote: »

"I'll show you my willy if you give me some Pokémon cards?"

No.

Red Storm wrote: »

"Have you got a willy too??"

No.

Katherine OM wrote: »

I would like to f**k you in a very uncomfortable place?

Hello now, I was 10 and had no early puberty onset.

Fair play for trying, I said it was inconceivable, has nothing to do with intercourse though.

That_Guy

I once told a girl that her scarf was nice and that it reminded me of her eyes.

The scarf was multicoloured......

Mental Mickey

That_Guy wrote: »

I once told a girl that her scarf was nice and that it reminded me of her eyes.

The scarf was multicoloured......

lightning_saa

Do you know sean elder?
NO
Do you know bob marley?
**** OFF

Carsinian Thau

jumpguy wrote: »

I said it was inconceivable, has nothing to do with intercourse though.

That's because you're doing it wrong!!

jumpguy

Dudess wrote: »

See, I know how that girl feels. When I was five, I was hanging out with a seven-year-old boy (always preferred the older men :pac:) in a holiday resort in Wales and one evening he leaned over and planted a smacker on my mouth :eek: to which my response was "Whatcha do that
FORRRR??!!"
Too much and too awkward - ya gotta hold back.

I can actually imagine you saying that. Top marks for phonetics!

Feeky Magee

Dudess wrote: »

Hey... yeah...! :eek:



Meh, whatever. :pac:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ec4nMM9KSKA