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House robbed...

  • 23-11-2009 10:51am
    #1
    Thornography
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 640 ✭✭✭


    And my cyto-gainer was taken.

    I mean WTF does a burglar want with two tubs of 8 month old cyto-gainer?

    Anyone know if it goes off? and if it does, what are the reprocussions if used?

    im hoping the thief spends a week with explosive diarrhea


Comments

  • #2
    rubadub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,386 ✭✭✭✭rubadub


    Probably was listening to someone like Joe Duffy and figured he had scored a kilo of cocaine.


  • #3
    monkeypants
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,386 ✭✭✭monkeypants


    Thornography wrote: »
    im hoping the thief spends a week with explosive diarrhea
    :D

    I used to work with a guy who was constantly giving out about his food being nicked from the fridge in work. He started leaving random food there, laced with laxatives.


  • #4
    FTA69
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,252 ✭✭✭FTA69


    Burglars are like magpies, they'll f*cking rob anything that takes their fancy. Your man obviously lifts weights and thought he could use your stuff. A buddy of mine was burgled and they stole three cans of Druids from under his bed, I've also heard of people having new tracksuit pants being robbed, runners, porn; anything of remote interest (no matter how materially worthless) to your average scumbag robber really.


  • #5
    monkeypants
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,386 ✭✭✭monkeypants


    A friend of mine was robbed years ago and they nicked cans of baked beans. :)


  • #6
    davmol
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 883 ✭✭✭davmol


    Burgalrs need their fibre too ye know!!


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  • #7
    Thornography
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 640 ✭✭✭Thornography


    rubadub wrote: »
    Probably was listening to someone like Joe Duffy and figured he had scored a kilo of cocaine.

    lucky I leave my kilos of coke in bags marked `kilos of coke`, :D

    Hermmm, wonder if my insurance company cover food products?


  • #8
    EileenG
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,775 ✭✭✭EileenG


    Thornography wrote: »

    Hermmm, wonder if my insurance company cover food products?

    I've heard of insurance companies paying for for spoiled breast milk after a power cut. I'm sure they'd spring for supplements if you have receipts.


  • #9
    monkeypants
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,386 ✭✭✭monkeypants


    Thornography wrote: »
    Hermmm, wonder if my insurance company cover food products?
    Might do, it depends on the company and the policy. There was a company months ago that advertised that they'd cover fridge and freezer contents.


  • #10
    Thornography
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 640 ✭✭✭Thornography


    Random but good to know at the same time :) 2 tubs set me back 100euro, near Christmas it's not on my priority list at the moment. I think ill give it a shot, Im sure its not the bizzarist of request's that they've heard.


  • #11
    cotwold
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 950 ✭✭✭cotwold


    Probably thought he'd get a mad buzz off it.


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