Nicest way of dying !

pebbles21

Ok were all gonna go some way or other,which way would you like to go ??

Me id personally like to go in my sleep ! sure wouldnt we all!

Leman_Russ

I want to go the same way I was born.

Screaming and writhing in an explosion of Blood.

amacachi

Just not waking up some morning, fine with me.

pikachucheeks

In a bath full of chocolate...

brendansmith

Accidently drink a glass of lava

magma69

A brain aneurysm right at the moment of ejaculation.

Dartz

Riding an atomic bomb, howling, with cowboy hat in hand.

seanybiker

more than likely on my bike and cracking off a wall.
If I had a choice that would be it and with bikes being dangerous hopefully it will be it

Jesus Wept

mid jip for the lolz

pebbles21

amacachi wrote: »

Just not waking up some morning, fine with me.

But what if you woke up and found out you were dead??

Then what would you do?

Spastafarian

Being sucked into a franco-swiss black hole would be pretty painless I bet.

amacachi

pebbles21 wrote: »

But what if you woke up and found out you were dead??

Then what would you do?

Hope no-one noticed the **** trickling into my socks.

robbie_998

pikachucheeks wrote: »

In a bath full of chocolate...

but that would be a waste of chocolate

sleeping is fine with me.

i think drowning would be the worst way to go

Saibh

pebbles21 wrote: »

But what if you woke up and found out you were dead??

Then what would you do?

Call ghosthunters??

Anyway, hope to die in my beauty sleep - way to go or the Hadron Collider has exploded.

bronte

I heard drowning is very peaceful. Whatever way it is , I hope it's peaceful.

Mr. Frost

In a hail of lasers in the final battle for survival against an alien race!

pebbles21

robbie_998 wrote: »

i think drowning would be the worst way to go

Yes but were talking about the nicest way to go not the worst! cmon be cheerful about this

netwhizkid

I think I speak collectivly for all meen, We spend our first 9 months trying to get out of a certain orifice and the remainder of our lives trying to get back in, I think death by snuu snuu would be the best way really.

robbie_998

pebbles21 wrote: »

Yes but were talking about the nicest way to go not the worst! cmon be cheerful about this

yes lets be cheerful about dying, in which case i would like to die laughing

Evolute

Well if i knew i was going to die in say 9 hours I would buy some pure heroin and give it a go if im gonna go may aswell be out of my head at the time.

But if I'm old and wrinkly probably when im about to spurt all over a 20 year olds face.

Teferi

netwhizkid wrote: »

I think I speak collectivly for all meen, We spend our first 9 months trying to get out of a certain orifice and the remainder of our lives trying to get back in, I think death by snuu snuu would be the best way really.

"Hi guys, I ride birds".

Lets be honest here mate, you're using the internet so you're not fooling anyone you virgin.

Agent Smith

Teferi wrote: »

"Hi guys, I ride birds".

Lets be honest here mate, you're using the internet so you're not fooling anyone you virgin.

you know your on the internet... yeah?!?


Something Quick and painless please.
My biggest fear in life i think is to be buryed alive. so, no. not that

minidazzler

In a blaze of Glory really, go out a Hero or a Villian, at least I would be remembered!

Hit (and killed instantly, preferably) by a truck, train, bus, etc.

Alternatively, i think the in your sleep option is the best way.

If i was told i was gonna die in a few hours, i'd probably shoot, stab or hang myself. Just so I can kill myself, and not have it done to me.

Pygmalion

Something completely painless and quick.
I'm a bit of a coward when it comes to a painful death

Leman_Russ

Also, sorry for the double post, but...

Leman_Russ wrote: »

I want to go the same way I was born.

Screaming and writhing in an explosion of Blood.

That's the second post. In 90% of AH threads, the second or third posts are usually crap attempts at humor, and they get 50 thanks each. The above post had me laughing more than most, yet it's gotten no thanks.

Pygmalion

Deleted User wrote: »

That's the second post. In 90% of AH threads, the second or third posts are usually crap attempts at humor, and they get 50 thanks each. The above post had me laughing more than most, yet it's gotten no thanks.

AH prefers crap attempts at humour to real humour (also no double post here, you're welcome for that)

pebbles21

We all hear of taxes and death that were sure of!

Taxes i can take but death? hmmmm im not so sure !

netwhizkid

Teferi wrote: »

"Hi guys, I ride birds".

Lets be honest here mate, you're using the internet so you're not fooling anyone you virgin.

Since when did getting some become a badge of honour or something? Maybe against the nerds that occupy here but amonst normal people a jump now and again is part of normal procedure.

kumate_champ07

netwhizkid wrote: »

I think I speak collectivly for all meen, We spend our first 9 months trying to get out of a certain orifice and the remainder of our lives trying to get back in, I think death by snuu snuu would be the best way really.

please speak for yourself, in my family incest is a no-no!

artanevilla

I'd go to the hairdressers, a bit more expensive, but a lot nicer than doing it yourself and coming out with orange hair!

Saibh

artanevilla wrote: »

I'd go to the hairdressers, a bit more expensive, but a lot nicer than doing it yourself and coming out with orange hair!

Ok...hmmm... death by scissor hand/scissor sister or something like that...

ElaElaElano

netwhizkid wrote: »

I think I speak collectivly for all men

Think again.

tech77

OP, natural dyes like henna are kinder to your hair than permanent ones.

/wonders why everyone is talking about death.

Yes, that was terrible.

CHD

I died before, well stopped working for a bit.

Id wana fall from a few miles up in the sky. Should end painlessy and with a rush.

Zee Deveel

Opiate overdose.

indough

CHD wrote: »

Id wana fall from a few miles up in the sky. Should end painlessy and with a rush.

unless your name is chev chelios

Saibh

Saibh wrote: »

Ok...hmmm... death by scissor hand/scissor sister or something like that...

He meant dying his hair...

spoofilyj

Driving a Ferrari at 116 years of age in an endourance race, in a hail of flames and explosions...

Caoimhín

A bit morbid, but here goes.

Dying of a morphine and bourbon whiskey overdose just after a 12 hour sex romp with 5 platinum blonde Playboy bunnies.

Helix

shotgun, point blank, back of the head, completely unexpected

Caoimhín

Helix wrote: »

shotgun, point blank, back of the head, completely unexpected

How is that a better way than a morphine, whiskey and sex overdose?

CrazyRabbit

I don't care how painful it is as once I'm dead I won't care.

Sooo....I want my death to be epic...something memorable. Like the 1st person to die in space. Perhaps getting hit with a meteor fragment whilst spacewalking.

Smegball

Killed by a goat.

Coriolanus

http://www.ratemyeverything.net/ImageDatabase/PostImages/2361/Large/Coke-Heads_Dream_Line.jpg

aaronjumper

Dying from an overdose of laughter

extra-ordinary_

bronte wrote: »

I heard drowning is very peaceful...

...?

g5fd6ow0hseima

aaronjumper wrote: »

Dying from an overdose of laughter

Yup, there has been many cases.

Heart Failure. Intense laughter can cause a pulse of up to 400bpm.

Mental, isnt it?

Seth Brundle

I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather!
Not screaming and yelling like all the passengers on his bus!

Elliott Helpless Beehive wrote: »

Yup, there has been many cases.

Heart Failure. Intense laughter can cause a pulse of up to 400bpm.

Mental, isnt it?

Sure look at the effect of Ernest Scribbler's work...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhmnOpoGAPw

Kev_ps3

Dartz wrote: »

Riding an atomic bomb, howling, with cowboy hat in hand.

Cant top that:D

aaronjumper

Elliott Helpless Beehive wrote: »

Yup, there has been many cases.

Heart Failure. Intense laughter can cause a pulse of up to 400bpm.

Mental, isnt it?

Wow :eek:
Yup now its my number 1