Stupid things that make you laugh?

brummytom

What silly, little immature things make you laugh?

This week, our English class our doing Speaking and Listening exams... normally referred to as "English orals". Anytime they left the class today to do theirs, someone would shout "good luck with the oral" "ah she's great at oral"; then "was the oral good?"
It's silly and stupid and not funny to most people but I like it.

And we've got Adult Literacy and Numeracy tests. ALAN tests for short.
I wondered why they weren't Adult Numeracy And Literacy tests. Then I realised
So then whenever anyone left to do an ALAN test, I'd shout "Good look with the Anal". Not funny, but keeps me entertained.


Anyway, go on..

Anna Molly

All puns like that.

Kiddie movies, I laugh alot.
I'm twenty...

IvySlayer

When people stick their tounge out I giggle.

Apparently I used to always laugh myself sill when people did it when I was a baby/toddler. Doing a raspberry, guaranteed smile.

InkSlinger67

Anna Molly wrote: »

Kiddie movies, I laugh alot.

Did you used to work in a creche in Plymouth perchance?

funk-you

Giving the GF a Dutch oven. Gets me everytime.

-Funk

ronnie3585

The Querist.

He he.

jumpguy

Porn.

Captain Darling

Whats worse then a cardboard box?

Paper tits.

Makes me laugh every time...

Little Acorn

When my bfriend's dog goes into a sulk if he doesn't get attention or is scolded for doing something bad.
He'll give the sulky eyes first,then completely turn his back in a huff and tilt his head to the side and completely ignore you for about 10 minutes if calling him.
I know he's a dog,but he reminds me of a sulky toddler and I find it hilarious! :-)

Riddle101

people's mobile phones going off when their in the middle of something that shouldn't allow phones to be on or on silent, or better yet people with funny ringtones and then their mobile phone goes off.

loud Farts, especially the ones where someone's sitting down and sort of bends sideways to let one rip.

People crying, I don't know if i'm just a heartless b*stard but if I see someone crying for something I find rather small and trivial I just laugh.

When my dog goes mad at the hoover

Anna Molly

InkSlinger67 wrote: »

Did you used to work in a creche in Plymouth perchance?

Nope [:

CHD

Farewell threads online.

Internet isn't serious business.

enniscorthy

things that go hehehehehahahahahahehehahahahahhhohohoho in the night

brummytom

jumpguy wrote: »

Porn.

The dialogue in that can be hilarious to be fair

RoyalMarine

Little Acorn wrote: »

When my bfriend's dog goes into a sulk if he doesn't get attention or is scolded for doing something bad.
He'll give the sulky eyes first,then completely turn his back in a huff and tilt his head to the side and completely ignore you for about 10 minutes if calling him.
I know he's a dog,but he reminds me of a sulky toddler and I find it hilarious! :-)

was that a sex joke?!

Midnight_EG

brummytom wrote: »

What silly, little immature things make you laugh?

This week, our English class our doing Speaking and Listening exams... normally referred to as "English orals". Anytime they left the class today to do theirs, someone would shout "good luck with the oral" "ah she's great at oral"; then "was the oral good?"
It's silly and stupid and not funny to most people but I like it.

And we've got Adult Literacy and Numeracy tests. ALAN tests for short.
I wondered why they weren't Adult Numeracy And Literacy tests. Then I realised
So then whenever anyone left to do an ALAN test, I'd shout "Good look with the Anal". Not funny, but keeps me entertained.


Anyway, go on..

That you still haven't had a sexual encounter :pac:

phasers

You do an English oral exam?

Christ the Brits have it easy.

brummytom

enniscorthy wrote: »

things that go hehehehehahahahahahehehahahahahhhohohoho in the night

I forgot to add Enniscorthy to the OP. I don't know what it is, I've properly laughed at 3 or 4 of your posts tonight even though they're not actually funny

El Weirdo

Joleon "Lego Head" Lescott.

funk-you

Midnight_EG wrote: »

That you still haven't had a sexual encounter :pac:

Oooh, harsh....harsh but fair.

-Funk

brummytom

Midnight_EG wrote: »

That you still haven't had a sexual encounter :pac:

Yep, there's a funny little thing to blame for that too

Midnight_EG

brummytom wrote: »

Yep, there's a funny little thing to blame for that too

Yeah, 3 inches

TomCo

brummytom wrote: »

What silly, little immature things make you laugh?

You.

(zing)

jumpguy

brummytom wrote: »

The dialogue in that can be hilarious to be fair

Yeah but I just laugh at watching it. Women shaking their holes in front of the camera should turn me on...I find it hilarious. In fairness though, 9 out of 10 times the women in porn are fairly mingin'.

funk-you

brummytom wrote: »

Yep, there's a funny little thing to blame for that too

You have to finish that story. I will kill a Koala and drink their tears every minute until you post it.

-Funk

RxQueen

brummytom wrote: »

Yep, there's a funny little thing to blame for that too

*points and laughs*

Little Acorn

RoyalMarineComm wrote: »

was that a sex joke?!

RoyalMarineComm's post.

((answer is no btw :-) )

brummytom

jumpguy wrote: »

Yeah but I just laugh at watching it. Women shaking their holes in front of the camera should turn me on...I find it hilarious. In fairness though, 9 out of 10 times the women in porn are fairly mingin'.

True.. though I don't watch it unless the women are attractive. I can go through the whole frontpage of "youjizz" and only see 3 or 4 videos that look decent. Any time mates have put it on, they'll watch anything with a vagina! :eek:

Midnight_EG wrote: »

Yeah, 3 inches

You do know that's what I implied...?

ElaElaElano

El Weirdo wrote: »

Joleon "Lego Head" Lescott.

OI!

I laugh uncontrollably when I see that screaming goat video. Bit sad really.

Midnight_EG

brummytom wrote: »

True.. though I don't watch it unless the women are attractive. I can go through the whole frontpage of "youjizz" and only see 3 or 4 videos that look decent. Any time mates have put it on, they'll watch anything with a vagina! :eek:


You do know that's what I implied...?

Don't ruin my fun :P

I know what you mean about the porn btw, although its redtube for me :P

brummytom

funk-you wrote: »

You have to finish that story. I will kill a Koala and drink their tears every minute until you post it.

-Funk

There is no story.. I just said something I thought was funny and no one else did Quite fitting for the thread then.


A (girl) mate once asked me to **** on msn webcam to her.. just to see my face, she didn't see anything. I glanced at the screen, saw her staring intently and had to stop the fap I broke down laughing so much

Captain Darling

brummytom wrote: »

There is no story.. I just said something I thought was funny and no one else did Quite fitting for the thread then.


A (girl) mate once asked me to **** on msn webcam to her.. just to see my face, she didn't see anything. I glanced at the screen, saw her staring intently and had to stop the fap I broke down laughing so much

TMI

TomCo

brummytom blocked for 6 months.

I'd just unblocked you and all, way to abuse my trust man

funk-you

brummytom wrote: »

There is no story.. I just said something I thought was funny and no one else did Quite fitting for the thread then.


A (girl) mate once asked me to **** on msn webcam to her.. just to see my face, she didn't see anything. I glanced at the screen, saw her staring intently and had to stop the fap I broke down laughing so much

Ah, the old **** and watch. Been the downfall of many a teenager.

-Funk

brummytom

TomCo wrote: »

brummytom blocked for 6 months.

I'd just unblocked you and all, way to abuse my trust man

I don't have any answer to you, I'm just replying because you can't see this

Midnight_EG

Tom, seriously, for the Santa Strike Force, go naked at some monument, we NEED to see this!

sneakerfreak

watchin people get upset over soccer

brummytom

Midnight_EG wrote: »

Tom, seriously, for the Santa Strike Force, go naked at some monument, we NEED to see this!

I'm pretty sure that's illegal


But excuse me while I celebrate.. someone wants to see me naked! \o/


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phasers

WAAAAY tmi Tom!

Midnight_EG

brummytom wrote: »

I'm pretty sure that's illegal


But excuse me while I celebrate.. someone wants to see me naked! \o/

Possession of a Weapon of Minor Destruction? :P

funk-you

Midnight_EG wrote: »

Tom, seriously, for the Santa Strike Force, go naked at some monument, we NEED to see this!

Grooming at it's best. :pac:

-Funk

InkSlinger67

No one NEEDS to see naked banjo players!

Midnight_EG

InkSlinger67 wrote: »

No one NEEDS to see naked banjo players!

It's his banjo string we wanna see :P

phasers

Do you guys remember that show about that car named Brum?

Was he from Birmingham?

IvySlayer

Lol who's actually gonna pay for it

Dr B naked ftw.

PS Tom.....ENOUGH!!! Get to bed :mad:

brummytom

phasers wrote: »

Do you guys remember that show about that car named Brum?

Was he from Birmingham?

Yep, it was filmed in Brum town centre.

My uncle was best mates with the bloke who did the whole remote controlling.

He's Dead now I think

PFJSplitter

A kid or an adult eating spaghetti unexpectedly sneezes and a noodle pops outta the old snotlocker...:D

G_R

Brummy ffs, way to much info:(

as for stupid things that make me laugh:
someone going to sit down but missing the chair and ending up on the ground and my cat trying to jump from one thing to another and then falling on the ground

/evil laugh

Midnight_EG

I've just spent the last half an hour using a laser to mess with my dog, watching him trying to catch it :P

Cupcake_Crisis

I just went to see New moon (The new twilight movie for those of you who've been living in a cave ) and one bit had me in a fit of giggles.

Scene: Bella and Edward standing in a forest

Bella: I want to come...
Edward: Your not coming.....
Bella: You dont want me to come.....?

Very immature i knows...but VERY funny!!

Nebit

1) Old people with walking aids (you know the frames) :rolleyes: - i cant help it there's just something funny about the whole situation

2) nuns drinking pints - possibly one of the funniest moments ever when going into a pub back in mayo.:pac:

3) the word boobies :cool: