What's the most romantic gift you've ever bought a partner?

In All Fairness

I once got a gf a pair of jumpleads. She'd just got a new car.:)

By the time I realised she wanted to be the one buying the jumpleads I'd been dumped, and back on the bus.:o

FlutterinBantam

top o the range douche bag

benj

rampant rabbit and a toaster

genericguy

bought genericgal a trip to new york for her 21st last year. go me.

IvySlayer

Dunno is this can be considered romantic but my girlfriend had her iPod stolen, so I bought her a new one and I spent 3 days putting all her favourite songs onto it.

Captain Darling

This.

Voodu Child

A DVD player.

It was really for me though.

InKonspikuou2

This small golf set with a little green and club that she could play with while on the jacks.

brummytom

Nothing.. No partner

I used to buy my mom, aunties and nan Boots' "Royal Jelly" bath/shower stuff - my nan always told me she loved it, so I always got it her. When she died, we cleared out her house. Found a whole cupboard, full from top to bottom, with Royal Jelly , not even opened... what a waste!

But the year she died I found a photo taken the year before with the whole family - nan, aunts, uncles, cousins. Got it enlarged and bought a few nice frames. That's the closest I've got to a nice, thoughtful gift

Never had the chance for a romantic one

GLaDOS

A bowling ball with "ScienceNerd" carved into it and my finger sizes drilled.

In All Fairness

IvySlayer wrote: »

Dunno is this can be considered romantic but my girlfriend had her iPod stolen, so I bought her a new one and I spent 3 days putting all her favourite songs onto it.

If it can't, I'd love to know what can be. Go Ivy y'soppy fcuk!:)

ElaElaElano

brummytom wrote: »

Nothing.. No partner

I used to buy my mom, aunties and nan Boots' "Royal Jelly" bath/shower stuff - my nan always told me she loved it, so I always got it her. When she died, we cleared out her house. Found a whole cupboard, full from top to bottom, with Royal Jelly , not even opened... what a waste!

But the year she died I found a photo taken the year before with the whole family - nan, aunts, uncles, cousins. Got it enlarged and bought a few nice frames. That's the closest I've got to a nice, thoughtful gift

Never had the chance for a romantic one

I was just about to discuss your penchant for buying female family members 'royal jelly'. Can't now after reading the rest of the post. Good lad, you've played the death card to perfection.

You can buy me some shower gel if you want xxxxxxxxxx

genericguy

IvySlayer wrote: »

Dunno is this can be considered romantic but my girlfriend had her iPod stolen, so I bought her a new one and I spent 3 days putting all her favourite songs onto it.

that sounds like something that'd definitely get you some anal.

brummytom

ElaElaElano wrote: »

I was just about to discuss your penchant for buying female family members 'royal jelly'. Can't now after reading the rest of the post. Good lad, you've played the death card to perfection.

You can buy me some shower gel if you want xxxxxxxxxx

Thank You


I'll buy it.. Can I apply it?

Wibbs

A wearable pair of third century Roman ear rings. A picture made up of all our early dates photos, cinema tickets, receipts and all that guff.

IvySlayer

In All Fairness wrote: »

If it can't, I'd love to know what can be. Go Ivy y'soppy fcuk!:)

Thank you

genericguy wrote: »

that sounds like something that's definitely get you some anal.

*slaps*

Anal is disgusting. I don't see why would want to put their penises up there. Vagina is fine.

ElaElaElano

brummytom wrote: »

Thank You


I'll buy it.. Can I apply it?

For a nominal fee.

Anna Molly

IvySlayer wrote: »

Dunno is this can be considered romantic but my girlfriend had her iPod stolen, so I bought her a new one and I spent 3 days putting all her favourite songs onto it.

Awhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. You romantic swine.

I eh..
I always spend way to much money when I'm with people,
I bought my ex the new Lamb of God DVD for his birthday,
it made the hairs on his entire body stand up.
I never actually had that effect, wanker.

Captain Darling

Anna Molly wrote: »

Awhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. You romantic swine.

I eh..
I always spend way to much money when I'm with people,
I bought my ex the new Lamb of God DVD for his birthday,
it made the hairs on his entire body stand up.
I never actually had that effect, wanker.

Great DVD though.....:P

brummytom

ElaElaElano wrote: »

For a nominal fee.

You a bloke or wimmin?

Actually, I don't care.. I'll get the jelly

genericguy

IvySlayer wrote: »

*slaps*

Anal is disgusting. I don't see why would want to put their penises up there. Vagina is fine.

i kid, i kid... if you don't lik it that's fine, but don't be so anal about it.

Anna Molly

Captain Darling wrote: »

Great DVD though.....:P

Ha yeah, I got my money's worth

In All Fairness

genericguy wrote: »

that sounds like something that'd definitely get you some anal.

Yup. If he'd got a Creative he might have got some vaginal, but an i-Pod??.... On your knees boy and spread it.

IvySlayer

genericguy wrote: »

i kid, i kid... if you don't lik it that's fine, but don't be so anal about it.

Arsehole

it's a pun so don't ban me please

wolfpawnat

Lets see, my boyfriend is a sports fanatic so,
All 6 rocky films,
A new (quite expensive) Driver for his golf set,
A weights bench,
Marion Kart Wii,
Tickets to an Arsenal match (where they hammered Rangers!)
A hotel weekend drinking break,
And a heir made in his image!
And its nearly xmas again!

genericguy

In All Fairness wrote: »

Yup. If he'd got a Creative he might have got some vaginal, but an i-Pod??.... On your knees boy and spread it.

i can hear duelling banjoes as i read that post...

brummytom

genericguy wrote: »

i can hear duelling banjoes as i read that post...

You called?

ElaElaElano

brummytom wrote: »

You a bloke or wimmin?

Actually, I don't care.. I'll get the jelly

I can be whatever you wa...oh shít, this is very illegal.

TomCo

24 ultra thin condoms.

Boots had a deal.

genericguy

TomCo wrote: »

24 ultra thin condoms.

is your girlfriend thai?

brummytom

ElaElaElano wrote: »

I can be whatever you wa...oh shít, this is very illegal.

Not in this country it's not

ElaElaElano

brummytom wrote: »

Not in this country it's not

I admire your persistence in initiating sex with every poster in AH. True dedication.

In All Fairness

ElaElaElano wrote: »

I can be whatever you wa...oh shít, this is very illegal.

While the whole of AH supports your moral stance, some of us have money on this.

Sea Sharp

Vodka & Coke.
It was a wise investment

Wurly

Captain Darling wrote: »

This.

I'm still smiling to this day.:)

Nuggles

Bottle of whiskey.

He loved it.

PCPhoto

do EX partners count - lol

while together during a weekend away herself (at the time) spotted a lovely painting which she expressed an interest in.

couple of weeks later ...relationship ended .... couple of weeks after that ... I drove from Dublin to Galway and back in the same day - to buy her said painting and duely presented it to her as a christmas pressie.

little over 3yrs later - visited her house and the painting is proudly up in the livingroom.

note: had no contact for almost 3yrs...she contacted recently on facebook.

PFJSplitter

10 days in the Caribbean









(after the sailboat sank)

TomTom

The most romantic present according to my wife are the ones where I panic and just go mental with the credit card as I tend to buy the first thing I think is right and I'm usualy spot on. Like a trip to new york, she really wanted one and I was oblivious until about 2 days before christmas and it just poped into my head to get a trip away.

In All Fairness

Nuggles wrote: »

Bottle of whiskey.

He loved it.

Would that be the fabled Christmas bottle of Jameson that just keeps on giving?

*snuggles into duvet and remembers unexpected santa-clad blowjob*

Sharpshooter

IvySlayer wrote: »

Arsehole

it's a pun so don't ban me please

Some people see puns as as pain in the arse.

I'm not one of them.
/no ban..:D

In All Fairness

Sharpshooter wrote: »

Some people see puns as as pain in the arse.

I'm not one of them.
/no ban..:D

Nor do I see any reason for you to rectify this stance SS.

"rectify" and "stance" are two duurty words if used in the wrong context.

"sharpshooter" on the other hand openly denotes a cowboy/mod.:P

The Saint

This

Mrmoe

Sharpshooter wrote: »

Some people see puns as as pain in the arse.

I'm not one of them.
/no ban..:D

Don't be cheeky:eek:

Sharpshooter

Mrmoe wrote: »

Don't be cheeky:eek:

Why?

Turns the other one..

In All Fairness

Sharpshooter wrote: »

Why?

Turns the other one..

Butto'course you do.

/gets coat

Sharpshooter

So soon?

K, then...

CCCP^

Cake.

In All Fairness

Sharpshooter wrote: »

So soon?

K, then...

Aah be nice. It's not easy to get buttock into a pun. Although if it's a choice between that and Gluteus Maximus...

Bonito

i love AH its's hilarious :pac:

SS i like it when a mod has a sense of humor

*puts thumbs up*

Nuggles

In All Fairness wrote: »

Would that be the fabled Christmas bottle of Jameson that just keeps on giving?

No. It was the bottle accompanied with a "don't you dare try and drink it in one go again you idiot tosser" warning thrown in.