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ex just told me she loves me

  • 19-11-2009 11:08pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34


    we finished in 1996... only got back in touch within the last year, I met her once since for 3 hours, we were together a year


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,898 ✭✭✭✭seanybiker


    ah tell her to go ****e.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,349 ✭✭✭✭super_furry


    Don't be hasty now - might get a ride out of it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,445 ✭✭✭Jako8


    You're fcuked. :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    Is she hot?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,971 ✭✭✭we'llallhavetea_old


    what way did you react??


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,349 ✭✭✭✭super_furry


    Anyway, she doesn't love you. She loves the memory of you which is intrinsically wrapped up in her youth and the real, current you will only crush those precious romanticised memories and leave her disappointed.

    But you might still get a ride.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,931 ✭✭✭az2wp0sye65487


    Ha-Ha!

    In before move to PI


    P.S. use it to your advantage. get her to prove her love by s**king your c**k


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,898 ✭✭✭✭seanybiker


    He was with her in 96. And was with her a year so I can only guess that she is at least
    14. Hmmm bit old me thinks


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,508 ✭✭✭ElaElaElano


    get her to prove her love by s**king your c**k

    Classy.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,046 ✭✭✭enniscorthy


    we finished in 1996... only got back in touch within the last year, I met her once since for 3 hours, we were together a year


    HIGH FIVE MATE


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,563 ✭✭✭connundrum


    This is definitely the right place to tell that story, feel the warm, supportive embrace of the AH public.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,931 ✭✭✭az2wp0sye65487


    Classy.

    Speaking from the heart.






    Shooting from the hip.



    It's just how I roll


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,582 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    we finished in 1996... only got back in touch within the last year, I met her once since for 3 hours, we were together a year


    Don't lose the head.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,349 ✭✭✭✭super_furry


    Speaking from the heart.

    Shooting from the hip.

    Just slightly below the hip actually.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    I met her once since for 3 hours, we were together a year

    Oh jesus. I hate those long, boring conversations. :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    OP, Bet it feels good, in a smug way.;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,174 ✭✭✭D


    Tell that you have both moved on and that you are both different people now.

    Remember the reasons that you guys broke up way back then.

    How do you feel about what she said?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,230 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    TheZohan wrote: »
    Don't lose the head.

    Salome the money.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 502 ✭✭✭Anna Molly


    Oh jesus,
    RUN TO THE HILLS,
    RUN FOR YOUR LIFE.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,333 ✭✭✭✭itsallaboutheL


    I assume you're a half a foot inside her at the mo?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,167 ✭✭✭Notorious


    Don't mind her.

    She told me she loves me moar.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 383 ✭✭fullback4glin


    Don't be hasty now - might get a ride out of it.


    No theres a man thats using his head :pac:


  • Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,238 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    Does she make a good sandwich?

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,070 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    Tell her you want her hoop and see what she says


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 578 ✭✭✭Mammanabammana


    Love is a gradual process of disillusionment.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    Tell her you want her hoop and see what she says

    This.

    Nothing says "I love" more, then anal sex


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,311 ✭✭✭✭Quazzie


    Hey OP


    Pics or GTFO


    Hey rest of AH. WTF is going on that its post #27 before someone said this. Hang your head in shame.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,077 ✭✭✭3DataModem


    Er.... while we're discussing leveraging certain "acts" aren't we forgetting the obvious?

    Chocolate time.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭brendansmith


    Agreed, ask her can you ride her hole.

    If yes, you love her too
    If no, I dunno


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,190 ✭✭✭✭IvySlayer


    Quazzie wrote: »
    Hey OP


    Pics or GTFO


    Hey rest of AH. WTF is going on that its post #27 before someone said this. Hang your head in shame.

    I blame phasers.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,591 ✭✭✭✭Aidric


    TheZohan wrote: »
    Don't lose the head.

    Hahah, good work.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,333 ✭✭✭✭itsallaboutheL


    Quazzie wrote: »
    Hey OP


    Pics or GTFO


    Hey rest of AH. WTF is going on that its post #27 before someone said this. Hang your head in shame.

    I don't see the problem

    Knowing what a bird looks like isn't a requirement for buryin it in her ass??


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 234 ✭✭DubLass


    Bet its really the other way round and he said it to her :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,605 ✭✭✭Fizman


    we finished in 1996... only got back in touch within the last year, I met her once since for 3 hours, we were together a year

    OP, correct me if I am wrong here, but won't getting back with her be frowned upon by the church?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 479 ✭✭Flipz4Rollz


    Is she rich?


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  • Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 5,028 Mod ✭✭✭✭G_R


    OP tell her you need to ride to her before you can know if you love her or not.

    If shes a good ride then you do.
    If not, then your sorry but you just dont feel the same way.

    Simple really.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,016 ✭✭✭Blush_01


    Does she "love" you or love you, and how much does she mean it?

    Proof - demand proof! Or at least sexual favours.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,456 ✭✭✭✭Mr Benevolent


    1996? Psychobitch.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,186 ✭✭✭Nichololas


    The correct response is "Hi, nice to meet you. I'm john_d_baptist."


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,013 ✭✭✭kincsem


    Has she put on a couple of pounds? Is she Mary Harney?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,575 ✭✭✭✭PFJSplitter


    OPs operative word: EX


    Next....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,249 ✭✭✭✭Kinetic^


    There's no I in team but there is an ex in sex!

    /gets coat


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,456 ✭✭✭✭Mr Benevolent


    Kinetic^ wrote: »
    There's no I in team but there is an ex in sex!

    /gets coat

    There's a 'me' in team.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,582 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    Confab wrote: »
    There's a 'me' in team.


    And there's a "me" and a "pie" in creampie. ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,563 ✭✭✭segaBOY


    Make sure she's not pregnant and trying to find a future daddy for the child.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 476 ✭✭Nuggles


    She's craaaaazy.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12 speakingclock


    from a womans point of view...she only looking for the roide....so give it to her her.....merry xmas to her and u...


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,425 ✭✭✭FearDark


    Get the fcuk, then get the fcuk outta there.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭m@cc@


    Quazzie wrote: »
    Hey OP


    Pics or GTFO


    Hey rest of AH. WTF is going on that its post #27 before someone said this. Hang your head in shame.

    I was thinking the same. :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,196 ✭✭✭Ridley


    She'll be wearing his skin as a new jacket by now.


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