Beware the Ire of Queen Mise

colrow

Be careful wot you say to her Majesty, she's stopped smoking and is ordering everyones heads to be chopped off

Queen-Mise

you cheeky fcuker, wait till i get my hands on you. Git.

i could eat the house out of it at the moment, I think i'll start with your brains and liver pan-fried.

Sarky

Ooh, that reminds me, I have a nice expensive cigar I've been saving. Thanks!

Queen-Mise

ooh sarky, I fancy your eyeballs.

This is not fair game. Ye are all a pack of............. (left blank for in fear of corrupting all your minds)

Sarky

Queen-Mise wrote: »

Ye are all a pack of.............

... 20 blue?

>_>

holly1

Queen-Mise wrote: »

you cheeky fcuker, wait till i get my hands on you. Git.

i could eat the house out of it at the moment, I think i'll start with your brains and liver pan-fried.

I wouldent eat his brains,you know what sh**e comes out of them,I would say if you like pickles then the liver may be ok.

colrow

oi Holly you is very bad, fancy a roll up,going out the back for a smoke, I'm just wondering wether queenie will get,into give me a back rubto saudi

Queen-Mise

I suppose I could set ye all on fire, and sit above in my tower and breathe in the smoke.

Oooohhh that's a plan. I wonder can i rope cyberwolf into the plan. We could reign tCN's together.

Ghost Train

long live the queen... I have a flame thrower you can borrow

cyberwolf77

Queen-Mise wrote: »

I suppose I could set ye all on fire, and sit above in my tower and breathe in the smoke.

Oooohhh that's a plan. I wonder can i rope cyberwolf into the plan. We could reign tCN's together.

Yeah, no. I like smoking okay

robbie_998

colrow

Eff off only Queenies alowwed to whinge in this thread

joes girls

Did come to wish you well in your very hard task queen, but siiting here drinking coffee and smoking, maybe i should come back laters!!!

Rhyme

Sarky wrote: »

... 20 blue?

>_>

Pshaw.

Sarky

Yeah yeah, I don't do fags. Literally or figuratively. It's cigars for me. Sophisticated and smoothe and they taste so god you get women kissing you just for smoking one. Mmmmm. Cigars.

I might put something in my cig about it. I mean my sig.

Queen-Mise

Try as you might to corrupt me or annoy me.

I have still abstained the evil that are tobacco products. Nothing or no-one has been seriously injured around me, all going well, methinks

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

I am stronger than all of ye :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

Gothrepunzal

My dad has made me join this, guess who it is?

Queen-Mise

He told me your user name on MSN earlier. Just left a message for you. Join in.... the craziness that is here.

Ppl are very friendly on here, albeit very strange :p:p:p:p

joes girls

Thats it queen you, .... (oh hang on till i just put out my cig before i talks)........tell them!!!!

Sarky

Whiskey compliments cigars really, really well. They both just taste better together.

cyberwolf77

Sarky wrote: »

Whiskey compliments cigars really, really well. They both just taste better together.

Beer and cigarettes have the same complimentary relationship.

Sarky

God, I pity anyone unable to experience that wonderful synergy for themselves.

cyberwolf77

Sarky wrote: »

God, I pity anyone unable to experience that wonderful synergy for themselves.

Tis a delight truly.

Deki

what goes with rum?

cyberwolf77

Deki wrote: »

what goes with rum?

A pipe.

holly1

Deki wrote: »

what goes with rum?

Captin Morgan:D

colrow

Deki wrote: »

what goes with rum?

Something large up the bum

Queen-Mise

Unless you all really dislike your lives, I wouldn't cross me today.

I can safely say, the INSANE stage has arrived.

holly1

Just calm down,pretend you couldent care less if you find the other boot and lo and behold (a small prayer to who ever finds lost things)the boot will appear!!!!

Queen-Mise

I never even got a chance to wear them :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:

I'm bouncing off the walls today a bit.....


GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

joes girls

Runs for the door!!!

Queen-Mise

That pic is brilliant. I am supposed to have an essay done for 5 today and im gone back to bed.
Maybe next time I could wake up less grumpy.
Ill be dreaming of boots smoking:-) :-)

colrow

Here Queenie babe everytime you feel like a smoke, just stroke my ......... instead

aaronjumper

I gave up the cigs over a month ago.
It gets easier over time but best of luck
with it anyway.

Sarky

The craving will always be there. ^_^

aaronjumper

Sarky wrote: »

The craving will always be there. ^_^

Nice of you to show your support

holly1

Sarky wrote: »

The craving will always be there. ^_^

:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:

Sarky

You look angry. Calm down, have a cigarette or something.

holly1

I am having one.

Sarky

I bet it's good, isn't it?

holly1

Well yea:o

PFJSplitter

Life's a beach - - without cancer sticks.

Queen-Mise

Most definitely in the insane hour now. I could rip heads off for fun at the moment.

But still in day 5.... No cancer sticks here... na na ne na na


Insanity is quite fun, i have to admit

Queen-Mise

2 weeks of them.
No-one killed or seriously maimed I am sorry to report.
Just an 8 now on the insane scale

Deki

yae!

cyberwolf77

Queen-Mise wrote: »

2 weeks of them.
No-one killed or seriously maimed I am sorry to report.
Just an 8 now on the insane scale

Good for you, more for me.:D

Sarky

You'll crack eventually. You know you will.

cyberwolf77

Sarky wrote: »

You'll crack eventually. You know you will.

I know plenty of people who quit and never looked back.

Deki

Someone is already cracked, and their soul has leaked out. Oh, em... Hang in there QueenMise the worst is behind you.