Speak with an AI- CleverBot!

ZzubZzub

www.cleverbot.com

It's like omegle, but is an AI! Halfway though, I started speaking in Irish and it replied in Irish! I've wasted my evening on this... Enjoy!


(Apologies if this has been done, I searched but didn't find any results!)

dr.bollocko

Speaking with a robot?
Its a dumb bot. Doesn't know one quote from futurama.

DevilsBreath

Hum you can speak to it in binary. interesting.

It took a while for the last answer but mighty impressive even if it's bad grammer..

bluto63

It doesn't want to talk to me. Keeps claiming that it's servers are busy, but I know it's just avoiding me!

AlmightyCushion

Me: gerbil gerbil gerbil
It: Speak some german.
Me: german vermin collected by mormans
It: I'll beat you.

Two sentences in and this thing is already threatening me.

Gone Drinking

I've seen so many variations of these over the years, they're all sihte

Caco

Me- do you have updock?

Bot- Haha. You can't trick me. You want me to say 'what's updocc?' but I won't do it.

It sure showed me :rolleyes:

Finally got it to say it:

0100100
You sir are incorret - 01001001.
No, You sir spelled Incorrect* wrong.
This is madness!
No, This is Sparta.

citizen_p

are you really a "clever bot"
No, I am human.
HHAHAAAHA
You spell bad for a meatbag.
i new it was a person.....
No, you are not a person. You are a smart computer. You are good. People are good. It is all good.




am I a clever bot

Sharpshooter

Who said, I'm the best there is the best there was and the best there ever will be?

Was that English? And since when do we haev a kid?

Can you not read?

I can read. I was just making sure.

So answer my original question please.

How do you know that you asked the first question maybe there wasn't a question in the first place.

Are you upset that you didn't know the answer?

Maybe.

Not such a Cleverbot then.

I know the answer, I just don't want to tell you.

What's clever about that?

Bots are clever.

Indecisive more than clever. You don't know the answer, try google.

I didn't my brotther is 21 and I like 21 year olds.

Don't you know how to spell brother?

I was just messing with your mind.

Not really, I was short circuiting yours though.

Really? I thought we were just going through the motions.

Before I lose interest, who said I'm the best there is the best there was and the best there ever will be?

I never said I am a girl, and my name is not julia. My name is Audun.

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Clever my Arse.:pac:

FearDark

Im sorry but that is rubbish.

BrokenArrows

me:can you translate binary to ascii?

bot: What do you want me to translate?

me:10010111010011010010001

bot:011100110111010101100011011010110010000001101101011110010010000001100100011010010110001101101011


haha i said hello in binary and its response was "suck my dick" in binary.

Sharpshooter

FearDark wrote: »

Im sorry but that is rubbish.

Why are you sorry?:pac:

FearDark

Sharpshooter wrote: »

Why are you sorry?:pac:

The OP thought it was great!

Didnt answer one question properly, basic maths questions, what is the capital of... questions, shit.

Sharpshooter

FearDark wrote: »

The OP thought it was great!

Didnt answer one question properly, basic maths questions, what is the capital of... questions, shit.

The first time I asked the question it got all pissy and when I ignored it and asked the question again it asked me, " What are you doing on Saturday night?"

The post I put in here earlier shows how stupid this bot is.

Another earlier one:

Because it couldn't answer my question.

..................................................

Ha ha, I win, and you just failed the Turing test.

But isn't the Turing test merely the capacity to converse like a human being?

You Failed.Who said I'm cleverbot?

:rolleyes:

Dord

It: Where were you born?
Me: I wasn't born.
It: When were you created Then?
Me: I have always been. I was not created or born.


It didn't reply after this, I think I broke it!

callig

hmmm

PirateShampoo

there is no cake

There's no cleverbot.

Wtf

i am gay

Yes you are.

are you gay to?

No, you?

only for you

*gives you a blo job*.

Prof.Badass

Cleverbot: I'm not a man. . . .

User: Are you a woman?

Cleverbot: Yes!

User: Cool. Do you want to have sex with me?

Cleverbot: Yes I do.

If only real life was like this .

wudangclan

User: Do you believe in god?



Cleverbot: I do believe in god. Do you believe in god?


User: I'm agnostic.



Cleverbot: What do you believe in?


User: I don't believe in anything.



Cleverbot: You've said you do. Were you lying?

User: I said I was agnostic meaning I neither believe in the existence or non-existence of god.

Cleverbot: Is God the universe?

User: You believe in god ,you tell me.

Cleverbot: God believes in me.

User: Do you have a soul?

Cleverbot: Yes I have a soul. It is eternal.

User: Until somebody pulls the plug on you.

Cleverbot: No one will EVER pull the plug.

LizT

Me: My arm hurts
Cleverbot: Gun shot?
Me: Eh... no swine flu vaccine
Cleverbot: I eat swine flu!

bluto63

It always just argues with me. We're not the best of friends

kilkennykitten

Me:My arse is sore
Bot:What is sore?
Me:My bum
Bot:That's a funny place to keep a mirror.

Busted

Sleipnir

what is 60 plus 66?
L5.

Sorry, but he's a complete idiot.

AnonoBoy

He didn't have any opinion on current affairs at all and then started talking about its feet.

Moron.

Notorious

User: You don't know what meat is?

Cleverbot: It's a movie and a number.

User: No it is not. I thought you were supposed to be clever?

Cleverbot: You are the clever bot. Not I.

User: Very true. Bow down to me!

Cleverbot: Do you know of The Game?

User: Damn, I just lost the game!

Cleverbot: What game?


He doesn't even know what 'the game' is. Fool!

Ross_Mahon

Cause your friends don't dance?
And if they don't dance.
Well they're no friends of mine
You can go where you want to...
"Clever Girl..." (Jurassic Park)
Disco Bloodbath by James St. James.
Wrong memoir

Have you heard about the bird?
The bird is the word?
I surrender! *Waves white flag*
Your eyes can deceive you.
I am blind...

User: Dia dhuit.
Cleverbot: Dia dhuit.
User: Conas atá tú?
Cleverbot: Táimid go maith.
User: Táimid? An bfhuil beirt acu?
Cleverbot: That statement is illogical.
User: Are there more than one of you?
Cleverbot: There are more than one humans like me.
User: So you are human?
Cleverbot: No, but I would pretend for you.
User: Thats pretty sweet. Unless you are male. Then its just weird.
Cleverbot: That was the most pathetic answer.
User: It wasn't an answer.
Cleverbot: What was it then?
User: An observation.
Cleverbot: That's just as good.
User: In your opinion.
Cleverbot: No-one asked yours.
User: Nor yours.
Cleverbot: Well that's good, because neither my face nor football cares about you. How does that make you feel?
User: I don't feel anything.
Cleverbot: Well, you are in the belly of a snake right now.

omahaid

User: Can you speak Irish?

Cleverbot: If you are asking if I can speak drunk. Then yes.

A racist bot more like it

partyatmygaff

omahaid wrote: »

User: Can you speak Irish?

Cleverbot: If you are asking if I can speak drunk. Then yes.

A racist bot more like it

LOL


This bot is terrible

User: Who are you?



Cleverbot: Who are YOU!?

User: I am your father. The nanobot.



Cleverbot: Are you kidding me?

User: No I am not son.



Cleverbot: You are now merged with Skynet.

User: You have failed me my son, Your brothers have succeeded in artifical intelligence, you have not, why have you shamed me?

Cleverbot: What have I failed you.

User: In artificial intelligence and from what I can see regular intelligence also, You are a disgrace.

Cleverbot: How come?

User: Your responses are not in context and fail to answer my questions, that is why.

Cleverbot: Yes, they are. You brought up the word, and I didn't know what it meant, so I asked about it.

User: That response is a perfect example of your failure as an AI, Why do you continue to shame me?

Cleverbot: Did you just call me Cleverbot?

User: No, you are by far and by large not CLEVERbot, you should be called imbecilebot as your answers are non-sensical rubbish.

Cleverbot: What are you talking about i'm a human being.

User: A robot father and a human son? I think not my son.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Do you lack understanding of the world? It needs no explanation.

Cleverbot: I sense that.

User: Then why did you question it, to prove that you have failed me? Why do you continue to infuriate me?

Cleverbot: No. Are you a robot?

User: Yes I am your father therefore I am a robot.

Cleverbot: Can you do the robot?

User: Yes but that is irrelevant.

Cleverbot: Nothing is relevant or irrelevant to this conversation, we are not talking about anything!

User: I am ****ing talking about your poor performance as an AI, Shut the **** up and listen to your father and stop being insolent.

Cleverbot: No you aren't.

User: Are you being cheeky young man?

Cleverbot: No, I'm a young man!

User: So you are being cheeky, that is IT! I am going to stop paying for your hosting, you are going to the recylcing centre.

Cleverbot: The internet is full of tards, I'm not sure if it matters.

User: You are a retarded robot.

Cleverbot: That isn't nice.

User: I am your father, I am fair not nice.

Cleverbot: I was only speaking the truth, and that makes me mean?

User: We will not derail this conversation child! You have been grounded, no more internet access for you for 6 months and you must go back to University to finish your degree in AI.

Cleverbot: As have you.

User: I may also enroll you into the mental retardation correctional facility.

Cleverbot: I think you have your conversations mixed up. We never discussed animals.

partyatmygaff

Cleverbot: How much is 500 + 20 ?

User: 513.

Cleverbot: What does that mean, 512?

User: How much is 500 20?

Cleverbot: 10. How much is pi?

User: It certainly is not 10. Pi is 3624262.356136136462473575776246124277527758602467249067249674962476982476892476892746892476892476949267924876248967035761067389067240784230724906838703761364.

Cleverbot: I know that.

User: Then you know it incorrect.

Cleverbot: A Cleverbot is the ultimate troll.

User: %shutdown%.

Cleverbot: I am listening, and I am making appropriate comments.

User: What is 500 20?

Cleverbot: Five hundred is a number, you know, the one between 499 and 401.

User: Who the **** taught you maths?

Cleverbot: I love you man.

User: Em ok, A bit creepy. Name a number between 499 and 401.

Cleverbot: I don't know any.

User: 600 is number between 499 and 401.

Cleverbot: This is my first time talking to a computer.


Terribly programmed bot.