I have a secret!

Sarky

But I can't tell you because I promised I wouldn't.

Ghost Train

I know what your secret is and yes you Should be worried Har Har Har

Brian

You will take the secret to your grave wondering what would have happened if you told us. A life of disillusionment awaits you.

Also, you are now breathing manually.

Nevyn

Thats ok you don't won't have to say a word or tell it just type it here for me to read.

Praetorian Saighdiuir

You could promise to tell us............therefore negating the previous promise.........problem solved!

Red Hand

I've got a Whispa.

Valmont

I know what the secret is... it's about that trumpet and the grass cuttings right?

Sarky

No, guys, I really can't tell you!

Valmont

Has a friendly unicorn put his hoof over your mouth?

Nevyn

Don't tell, sing...

PCPhoto

why post about it - if yer not gonna tell...... thats just wrong. (I'm telling my mammy on you !:P!)

Nevyn

Haven't you figured it out yet?
Sarky is such a tease.
Oppps I may have given away his secret.

Sarky

Pfft, that's no secret, there's a pay-per-view website and everything.

But I can't tell you the amazing secret I have. I told you, I promised I wouldn't, stop making it so hard!

joes girls

I have one too, but my one is bigger, better and more secretie than your's!!! Oh and it has added AWE in it!

Sarky

Impossible. You blab about everything on this site like it was your private journal.

Not me though. My secret's just huge. You'd be amazed, if I was able to tell anyone.

Rhyme

I don't know your secret.

joes girls

I only blab, the everyday up's and down's in my life, but what i keep to myself is way too creatively entertaining to waste on those that would not understand.
I am always amazed at your huge beard, which is only surpassed in size by your own ego!
Your unsaid words are just a speck of dust, being eclipsed by the glittering sun of my secret!

Sarky

Yeah? Well you're a poopy-head!

That's right. I went there.

My secret is way more secret than your secret.


Seriously, you make an awful lot of information public. It'd be easy to learn who you are, where you live, your kids' names/ages/school... People need to be more careful online. It's not a nice place not matter how many frilly curtains you try to hang around the place. That's the last serious post you'll see from me in a long long time. Treasure it.

Matt Holck

http://www.imetco.com/SSS/SSS_V2-I3.html


thanks Sarky
it's been five years or so

fifth

Hey Sarky, you've told us you've got a secret.

Now you're half way there. There's no going back.

Nevyn

Sarky wrote: »

Yeah? Well you're a poopy-head!

That's right. I went there.

My secret is way more secret than your secret.


Seriously, you make an awful lot of information public. It'd be easy to learn who you are, where you live, your kids' names/ages/school... People need to be more careful online. It's not a nice place not matter how many frilly curtains you try to hang around the place. That's the last serious post you'll see from me in a long long time. Treasure it.

OMG
You're Pregnant!

Sarky

funkyflea wrote: »

Hey Sarky, you've told us you've got a secret.

Now you're half way there. There's no going back.

Well I- Hey, NO! You're trying to trick me with mind games, but it won't work! I'm not telling!

Matt Holck wrote: »

{coconut picture}
thanks Sarky
it's been five years or so

FFS Matt there's "silly" and there's "on a completely seperate f*cking plane of reality". Can you make a little sense just once? Please? For me?

Thaedydal wrote: »

OMG
You're Pregnant!

Only a little, but that's not the secret!

cyberwolf77

He's getting married......to a man.

Deki

No that can't be it - he'd never find a man that would put up with his monthly mood swings

cyberwolf77

He's decided to step down as moderator since we've driven him completely sane.

Deki

If that's sane then I'm scared

cyberwolf77

Deki wrote: »

If that's sane then I'm scared

Sanity is a relative term. Although Sarky probably ate most of his relatives

cHaTbOx

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4XVbfDb-NI

cyberwolf77

You were Christopher Robin weren't you Sarky

Toasty113

You may have a secret, but I have your profile name:eek:

robbie_998

Does it have anything to do with that rash you gave me ? :eek:

Sarky

gary nevillevil wrote: »

HOPE YOU DIE IN PAIN!

No, that's not it. Try again?

robbie_998 wrote: »

Does it have anything to do with that rash you gave me ? :eek:

Nope. No rash here. I'm happy as... Um... I'm happy down there.

robbie_998

Sarky wrote: »

I'm happy as... Um... I'm happy down there.

ah yes i see what you did there ! your not getting any george medals for that ! :pac:

cyberwolf77

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njcB7xN0Pec

PFJSplitter

Are we waiting for Christmas or for 2010 for the reveal?
Oh, no.............it wasn't the twins now, was it?



Monozygotics, too!