Pyjamas

davyjose

I'm a thirty year old man, about to be a dad; it's midnight, and I'm watching family guy/browsing boards. All of this clearly signals the beginning of the end of my life.

But what's really frightening is that I'm doing all this while wearing pyjamas. Jebus, two years ago I was sleeping naked - with hookers*. Now .... Pyjamas. Is this wrong? And, am I alone here?

*by hookers, I mean the "free" hookers - the ones from Copperface Jacks

TheZohanS

davyjose wrote: »

I'm a thirty year old man, about to be a dad; it's midnight, and I'm watching family guy/browsing boards. All of this clearly signals the beginning of the end of my life.

But what's really frightening is that I'm doing all this while wearing pyjamas. Jebus, two years ago I was sleeping naked - with hookers*. Now .... Pyjamas. Is this wrong? And, am I alone here?

*by hookers, I mean the "free" hookers - the ones from Copperface Jacks

Bet you're sitting on a leather couch.

**Timbuk2**

This probably sounds stupid, but I'm too tired to change into pyjamas for bed. I usually just slump into it in just boxers or whatever I'm wearing!!

minidazzler

Yes, it is very wrong!!!!

Boxers at MOST my man. No PJ's.

Now is your out....run away, you don't want kids think about it!!!

Busi_Girl08

Great. Now I can't get "Bananas in Pyjamas" out of my head :mad:

Griffen262

Are your worried about the end of your life or the fact that you wear pyjamas??????


G................:pac:

SEPT 23 1989

i think your jumping the gun with the pj's im thirty and i will never wear that kind of attire reeks of senility

bug

davyjose wrote: »

I'm a thirty year old man, about to be a dad; it's midnight, and I'm watching family guy/browsing boards. All of this clearly signals the beginning of the end of my life.

But what's really frightening is that I'm doing all this while wearing pyjamas. Jebus, two years ago I was sleeping naked - with hookers*. Now .... Pyjamas. Is this wrong? And, am I alone here?

*by hookers, I mean the "free" hookers - the ones from Copperface Jacks

Who made the decision to buy you a pair of pyjamas?

I know its cold, and as a person that likes warmth, I can sort of understand but whats next? A smoking jacket and cravat?

Go put a T-Shirt and some trackies on man, you're not seventy.

rizzee

You make me sick old man.

WindSock

Why don't you go out in them? I hear that's what all the cool kidz are doing these days.

Saibh

davyjose wrote: »

I'm a thirty year old man, about to be a dad; it's midnight, and I'm watching family guy/browsing boards. All of this clearly signals the beginning of the end of my life.

But what's really frightening is that I'm doing all this while wearing pyjamas. Jebus, two years ago I was sleeping naked - with hookers*. Now .... Pyjamas. Is this wrong? And, am I alone here?

*by hookers, I mean the "free" hookers - the ones from Copperface Jacks

At least there is no mention of slippers... yet...

Sharpshooter

davyjose wrote: »

I'm a thirty year old man, about to be a dad; it's midnight, and I'm watching family guy/browsing boards. All of this clearly signals the beginning of the end of my life.

But what's really frightening is that I'm doing all this while wearing pyjamas. Jebus, two years ago I was sleeping naked - with hookers*. Now .... Pyjamas. Is this wrong? And, am I alone here?

*by hookers, I mean the "free" hookers - the ones from Copperface Jacks

PJs are comfy, as long as they are silk or satin.

/and pink of course with a dash of black lace.

/oh..wait that's lingerie.:o

davyjose

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

i think your jumping the gun with the pj's im thirty and i will never wear that kind of attire reeks of senility

I must point out ... the PJ's have pictures of skulls on them. And I'm just wearing the bottoms, with a "cool" T-shirt .... eh? ... EH?

we'llallhavetea_old

take the pyjamas off immediately. whats next, long johns???!!

did you buy them yourself? dont lie!!

TheZohanS

Sharpshooter wrote: »

PJs are comfy, as long as they are silk or satin.

/and pink of course with a dash of black lace.

/oh..wait that's lingerie.:o

Stop flirting!! :pac:

Voltex

it all depends...are they cool Pjays??...like the CK ones? or are they outta Dunnes and your missus bought them for you so ya dont catch a dose in the cold winter nights??... see it all depends!!

By the way Im one of the cool dads that wears Calvin klien Pjays and undies ta match!

rizzee

Sharpshooter wrote: »

PJs are comfy, as long as they are silk or satin.

/and pink of course with a dash of black lace.

/oh..wait that's lingerie.:o

8=======================)

davyjose

TheZohan wrote: »

Bet you're sitting on a leather couch.

I can't afford a leather couch - instead, I buy leather pants

:cool:

we'llallhavetea_old

Voltex wrote: »

it all depends...are they cool Pjays??...like the CK ones? or are they outta Dunnes and your missus bought them for you so ya dont catch a dose in the cold winter nights??... see it all depends!!

By the way Im one of the cool dads that wears Calvin klien Pjays and undies ta match!

you're worse for actually paying decent money to be an oul lad!

stepbar

davyjose wrote: »

I'm a thirty year old man, about to be a dad; it's midnight, and I'm watching family guy/browsing boards. All of this clearly signals the beginning of the end of my life.

But what's really frightening is that I'm doing all this while wearing pyjamas. Jebus, two years ago I was sleeping naked - with hookers*. Now .... Pyjamas. Is this wrong? And, am I alone here?

*by hookers, I mean the "free" hookers - the ones from Copperface Jacks

Easy there, next thing you'll be talking about marriage :eek:

TheZohanS

davyjose wrote: »

I can't afford a leather couch - instead, I buy leather pants

:cool:

I made a rookie mistake a couple or summers ago...picture it...Saturday morning/afternoon...hot day outside...TheZohan grabs a coffee in his birthday suit...sits down on the couch...turns on the tv....half an hour later goes to grab a shower...stuck...jebus...not good.

/edit: better off not picturing it

davyjose

Fcuk, I just remembered, my older, cooler, non-pyjama'd brother went to Muse tonight. With his "friends"!!!

Okay, I'm gonna need a half a bottle of Whiskey, one bullet ... and Christopher Walken.

Voltex

we'llallhavetea wrote: »

you're worse for actually paying decent money to be an oul lad!

I originally bought them for the quality....honest!:cool:

cruiser178

davyjose wrote: »

I must point out ... the PJ's have pictures of skulls on them. And I'm just wearing the bottoms, with a "cool" T-shirt .... eh? ... EH?

I bet their bunny rabbit skulls aren't they ?

Voltex

davyjose wrote: »

Fcuk, I just remembered, my older, cooler, non-pyjama'd brother went to Muse tonight. With his "friends"!!!

Okay, I'm gonna need a half a bottle of Whiskey, one bullet ... and Christopher Walken.

what are you gonna do with the Walken?

davyjose

TheZohan wrote: »

I made a rookie mistake a couple or summers ago...picture it...Saturday morning/afternoon...hot day outside...TheZohan grabs a coffee in his birthday suit...sits down on the couch...turns on the tv....half an hour later goes to grab a shower...stuck...jebus...not good.

Brings to mind the only funny friends moment in existence:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBrCZQO6-o4

we'llallhavetea_old

Voltex wrote: »

I originally bought them for the quality....honest!:cool:

oh dear, you're a different kettle of fish altogether aren't you?

Voltex

cruiser178 wrote: »

I bet their bunny rabbit skulls aren't they ?

Cool would be "BoB the Builder" Skulls!

davyjose

Voltex wrote: »

what are you gonna do with the Walken?

It's drastic, I know...

brummytom

I wear slippers and pyjamas and I'm one of the youngest posters here.


Nerrrr

Mr Yellow

Busi_Girl08 wrote: »

Great. Now I can't get "Bananas in Pyjamas" out of my head :mad:

"Bananas in Pyjamas"...."in coppers"! BUT NOT for u OP...
More copper hookers 4me hahaa, thats when i can affors to make the trip to coppers :cool:

davyjose

brummytom wrote: »

I wear slippers and pyjamas and I'm one of the youngest posters here.


NerrrrD

FYP

Mr Yellow

Busi_Girl08 wrote: »

Great. Now I can't get "Bananas in Pyjamas" out of my head :mad:

"Bananas in Pyjamas"....in coppers! BUT NOT for the OP.
More Coppers ass 4me hahahaaa, when i can afford to go again that is...:cool:

Voltex

the last 3 posts seem to be in code...Im totally feeling left out!:mad:

3hn2givr7mx1sc

I wear slippers, but not pyjamas.:cool:

Abi

davyjose wrote: »

I'm a thirty year old man, about to be a dad; it's midnight, and I'm watching family guy/browsing boards. All of this clearly signals the beginning of the end of my life.

You are being irrational because;

Under and over thirties become parents.
Under and over thirties stay up after midnight.
Under and over thirties use boards.
Under and over thirties watch family guy.

But what's really frightening is that I'm doing all this while wearing pyjamas.

After 10 years of age and under 50 that is worrying, you should look into that.

Jebus, two years ago I was sleeping naked - with hookers*. Now .... Pyjamas. Is this wrong? And, am I alone here?

Probably not.

*by hookers, I mean the "free" hookers - the ones from Copperface Jacks

And thats a bad thing?

Just grow a pair, you'll be fine.

psycho-hope

the OH wears pjs but then there Dr pepper and M+M's ones he bought in the states:rolleyes: