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Most annoying theist lines of argument?

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,611 ✭✭✭✭Sam Vimes


    One I kind of feel bad about pointing out the flaws in is the whole argument from personal experience thing. We all know that people from all religions and none see mad stuff all the time and none of it is sent by god but you'd almost feel guilty pointing that out to someone whose entire faith seems to be built on the time when Jesus appeared as a glowing orb or whatever. Almost :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 25,848 ✭✭✭✭Zombrex


    JimiTime wrote: »
    Who knows, you may even learn something, and develop wisdom.

    Bad arguments are bad arguments, whether they come from atheist, theist or agnostic.

    As Dades points out the only thing some one has to worry about with this thread, or feel bad about, is if they use these arguments (which I'm sure you don't Jimi :pac:) Theists who do might learn something from having a scan through this thread.

    And considering the vitriol that some of us face when discuss such issues with theists it is hardly surprising people want to blow off a little steam here.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,611 ✭✭✭✭Sam Vimes


    And theres' never a bad time to post these videos:





    Just about everything from that user is excellent


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 25,848 ✭✭✭✭Zombrex


    "It is arrogant and presumptuous of you to try and judge God, such as judging him evil"

    Apparently it isn't arrogant though for a theist to judge God good.

    While bad theistic arguments cause a rolling of eyes that is the only one that actually frustrates and annoys me to a high degree.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,611 ✭✭✭✭Sam Vimes


    Wicknight wrote: »
    "It is arrogant and presumptuous of you to try and judge God, such as judging him evil"

    Apparently though it isn't arrogant though for a theist to judge God good.

    While bad theistic arguments cause a rolling of eyes that is the only one that actually frustrates and annoys me to a high degree.

    It's a variant of the "god moves in mysterious ways" cop out. The thing is that atheists define what's moral based on whether it hurts someone or not whereas for a theist, what's moral is whatever god does or tells you to do, so sacrificing your children or invading and enslaving other nations is fine as long as god says so. I think that is the single most dangerous aspect of religion, the reduction of morality to an argument from authority


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,578 ✭✭✭✭Turtwig


    This sophist (is sophist the right word?) crap...



    It did produce an excellent response though..




    Urge a theist to watch the last two.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,353 ✭✭✭Goduznt Xzst


    In regards to ID'rs whenever I hear someone say "teach the controversy" I feel like punching them right in the solar plexus.

    Biggest one with the religious is

    "Without faith you won't ever understand and accept the existence of God. God's spirit only show itself to you when you come to him through Christ"

    When I say I used to believe in God, it's followed by

    "Yeah, but you didn't truly believe in God, otherwise you'd still believe in him"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,611 ✭✭✭✭Sam Vimes


    Biggest one with the religious is

    "Without faith you won't ever understand and accept the existence of God. God's spirit only show itself to you when you come to him through Christ"

    When I say I used to believe in God, it's followed by

    "Yeah, but you didn't truly believe in God, otherwise you'd still believe in him"

    God is supposed to be all loving and he's supposed to desperately want you to avoid hell but he only appears to random people in visions and only answers ambiguous prayers where you can't be sure he did anything at all. We all know that an amputee will never grow his arm back no matter how much he prays. He wilfully denies proof from people and then expects them to believe anyway, he makes this belief despite lack of proof the central aspect of the religion. Those who believe are rewarded with eternal life and those who don't are punished for eternity. It doesn't matter if someone is a child rapist, as long as they can bring themselves to believe that some Jewish guy rose from the dead 2000 years ago they're getting eternal bliss.

    You see theists saying that we're given the opportunity to accept faith and it's our choice to reject it so we're bringing eternal damnation on ourselves. My arse! If I don't find something convincing then all I can do is lie to myself and others to try to appear as if I believe it and no amount of threats of punishment for non-belief will change that, especially because several religions threaten the same thing. Believing something is not a choice and neither is it a virtue, never mind the only virtue that should grant you eternal life. Belief despite lack of evidence makes you gullible and credulous.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,609 ✭✭✭Flamed Diving


    Without religion/god, there can be no morals.

    That statement makes me angry on so many levels.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,611 ✭✭✭✭Sam Vimes


    That statement makes me angry on so many levels.

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    Malty_T wrote: »
    6) You'll turn to God on your deathbed just you wait!

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,686 ✭✭✭✭PDN


    Malty_T wrote: »
    6) You'll turn to God on your deathbed just you wait!

    The problem with that one is that you can't prove it wrong - at least, if you do, you're dead so you'll get no satisfaction from it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,578 ✭✭✭✭Turtwig


    PDN wrote: »
    The problem with that one is that you can't prove it wrong - at least, if you do, you're dead so you'll get no satisfaction from it.

    What makes them sure though that I'll turn to their God?;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,780 ✭✭✭liamw


    PDN wrote: »
    The problem with that one is that you can't prove it wrong - at least, if you do, you're dead so you'll get no satisfaction from it.

    OMG, you've pulled the old 'burden of proof' one there. Did you do that intentionally?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,611 ✭✭✭✭Sam Vimes


    PDN wrote: »
    The problem with that one is that you can't prove it wrong - at least, if you do, you're dead so you'll get no satisfaction from it.

    While I know that when you die your consciousness just ceases to exist because it's entirely contained in your brain which will soon decompose, sometimes I wish you could be aware just for a few seconds after death, just long enough for you to realise that's what about to happen so the believers can say to themselves....."aw crap" :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,578 ✭✭✭✭Turtwig


    Sam Vimes wrote: »
    While I know that when you die your consciousness just ceases to exist because it's entirely contained in your brain which will soon decompose, sometimes I wish you could be aware just for a few seconds after death, just long enough for you to realise that's what about to happen so the believers can say to themselves....."aw crap" :D

    Instead, as the brain shut downs the consciousness hallucinates more and more..
    They think they are right until their very last neuron flows and then nothing...so they know no better. :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,418 ✭✭✭JimiTime


    Wicknight wrote: »
    Bad arguments are bad arguments, whether they come from atheist, theist or agnostic.

    As Dades points out the only thing some one has to worry about with this thread, or feel bad about, is if they use these arguments (which I'm sure you don't Jimi :pac:) Theists who do might learn something from having a scan through this thread.

    And considering the vitriol that some of us face when discuss such issues with theists it is hardly surprising people want to blow off a little steam here.

    If I went into the Christianity forum, and started a thread saying 'the most annoying arguements from atheists'. Then I proceeded to state rare arguements or misrepresented arguements etc that most atheists around here would not use, I'm pretty sure some of the atheist folk would give me more than a telling off. IMO, what you are embarking on here, is a juvenile back slapping exercise that roughly translates into 'Feckin theists'. Obviously, its your house, so you are more than entitled to, I just don't see anything positive in it.

    There are some that take any opportunity to take pot shots at the enemy, and thats fine. I think some of you have more to offer than that though.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,780 ✭✭✭liamw


    JimiTime wrote: »
    If I went into the Christianity forum, and started a thread saying 'the most annoying arguements from atheists'.
    .
    I'm not sure how one can argue for non-belief in something, but please go ahead and start that thread


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,611 ✭✭✭✭Sam Vimes


    Malty_T wrote: »
    Nah it works the other way though as the brain enters shut down mode the consciousness begins to hallucinate more:(

    True, that's where NDE's come in. It's amazing that people trust their interpretations at times of such great trauma. I heard of an experiment to test if out of body experiences were actually happening. In an operating theatre they put a picture or something up near the ceiling and blocked by a ledge so you could only see it if you were actually floating above the table watching yuor body. No idea how it turned out though


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,418 ✭✭✭JimiTime


    liamw wrote: »
    please go ahead and start that thread

    I would not be moved to do such a thing. It would be fairly useless, as is this one IMO. i suppose my point is made, so I wont spoil the thread anymore.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,611 ✭✭✭✭Sam Vimes


    JimiTime wrote: »
    If I went into the Christianity forum, and started a thread saying 'the most annoying arguements from atheists'. Then I proceeded to state rare arguements or misrepresented arguements etc that most atheists around here would not use, I'm pretty sure some of the atheist folk would give me more than a telling off. IMO, what you are embarking on here, is a juvenile back slapping exercise that roughly translates into 'Feckin theists'. Obviously, its your house, so you are more than entitled to, I just don't see anything positive in it.

    There are some that take any opportunity to take pot shots at the enemy, and thats fine. I think some of you have more to offer than that though.

    You're more than welcome to start such a thread and we will be delighted to correct you if we feel you've misrepresented us ;)

    Where do you think we've misrepresented theists? We've already dealt with the relative rarity of the ontological argument. Anything else?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,418 ✭✭✭JimiTime


    Sam Vimes wrote: »
    You're more than welcome to start such a thread and we will be delighted to correct you if we feel you've misrepresented us ;)

    The very nature of the thread means that one can say that nothing has been misrepresented. You simply say, 'well I've heard that said before by a theist'.

    Its this general 'Theists' that I take issue with and the context of its usage. It pidgeon holes and has a distinct flavour of guilty by association. Bigging up ones own worldview, and ones own intellect by slagging off someone elses. I don't buy the whole, 'well not every theist'. As I said, If i started an anecdotal thread on the arguements Atheists have used which revealed stupidity or lack of depth, I could use the same defence, 'Well I didn't say all atheists, but some have used these arguments'. All in all, its disingenuous IMO. Again though, I've derailed this enough.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,611 ✭✭✭✭Sam Vimes


    JimiTime wrote: »
    The very nature of the thread means that one can say that nothing has been misrepresented. You simply say, 'well I've heard that said before by a theist'.

    Its this general 'Theists' that I take issue with and the context of its usage. It pidgeon holes and has a distinct flavour of guilty by association. Bigging up ones own worldview, and ones own intellect by slagging off someone elses. I don't buy the whole, 'well not every theist'. As I said, If i started an anecdotal thread on the arguements Atheists have used which revealed stupidity or lack of depth, I could use the same defence, 'Well I didn't say all atheists, but some have used these arguments'. All in all, its disingenuous IMO. Again though, I've derailed this enough.

    My response in your hypothetical thread would be to say that the theist misrepresenting the position most likely misunderstood the argument being put forward. I would acknowledge the possibility that they might have been talking to a very stupid atheist who gave a very stupid argument but regardless, one of the two of them had the wrong understanding of the argument so I would then go on to give the correct interpretation so that the theist would no longer think it was stupid and would be left thinking either he or the person he was talking to were stupid

    But of course I could only do that if the argument was actually a logical argument being misrepresented and not just a bad argument ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,418 ✭✭✭JimiTime


    Sam Vimes wrote: »
    My response in your hypothetical thread would be to say that the theist misrepresenting the position most likely misunderstood the argument being put forward. I would acknowledge the possibility that they might have been talking to a very stupid atheist who gave a very stupid argument but regardless, one of the two of them had the wrong understanding of the argument so I would then go on to give the correct interpretation so that the theist would no longer think it was stupid and would be left thinking either he or the person he was talking to were stupid

    But of course I could only do that if the argument was actually a logical argument being misrepresented and not just a bad argument ;)

    'OR' I could realise how useless such a backslapper of a thread would be, and not start it in the first place. Just a thought.;) I'm more into the constructive educational element. If I was to start such a thread, it would more likely be, 'Arguments that had had me stumped, or Arguments that were good, what would be your retort'.

    If Theists make no arguments that provoke such a reaction, then you can be safe in the knowledge that they've got nothing. No point in asking your friends over for a boasting party.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 391 ✭✭Naz_st


    Me wrote: »
    "Atheism is a religion/faith too, who's to say which one of our 'faiths' is right"

    Oh boy does that one p*ss me off!
    JimiTime wrote: »
    Then I proceeded to state rare arguements or misrepresented arguements etc that most atheists around here would not use, I'm pretty sure some of the atheist folk would give me more than a telling off.

    Not as rare as you may think :):
    JimiTime wrote: »
    Atheism would need to be included in this for any honest assesment to take place, as atheism is of itself a doctrine.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 25,848 ✭✭✭✭Zombrex


    JimiTime wrote: »
    Then I proceeded to state rare arguements or misrepresented arguements etc that most atheists around here would not use, I'm pretty sure some of the atheist folk would give me more than a telling off.

    They would probably correct you.

    Feel free to correct anything you see here has "rare" arguments (the rarity of the argument isn't that relevant is it in a most annoying list?) or misrepresentations of arguments theists do use.

    No offense Jimi but so far you haven't done either of these things you just made a some what of a snotty remark that contributed very little. If I did that on the Christianity forum .... :pac:
    JimiTime wrote: »
    Obviously, its your house, so you are more than entitled to, I just don't see anything positive in it.

    I always think discussing ideas, even if it is just listing ones you have encountered that you find particularly bad, is a positive thing to do. There is nothing to fear from ideas, good or bad.

    And as others have said part of that discussion itself is the idea that what you think an argument is isn't actually what it is, so again feel free to correct anything you see as mis-representative.

    I don't think anyone here is being particularly nasty, they are attacking the idea not really the person who stated it.

    And to clarify I could just as easily list the most annoying arguments for atheism, if you want to start such a thread I would happily join in on it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,611 ✭✭✭✭Sam Vimes


    JimiTime wrote: »
    'OR' I could realise how useless such a backslapper of a thread would be, and not start it in the first place. Just a thought.;) I'm more into the constructive educational element. If I was to start such a thread, it would more likely be, 'Arguments that had had me stumped, or Arguments that were good, what would be your retort'.

    If Theists make no arguments that provoke such a reaction, then you can be safe in the knowledge that they've got nothing. No point in asking your friends over for a boasting party.

    JimiTime, it's a bit of craic taking the piss out of the "other side". You shouldn't take yourself so seriously. I'm sure you've seen some awful arguments yourself that you can contribute, not every reason given to be a theist is a good one.

    Something I often say, not just about religious people, is that those who are capable of rebutting an argument do so and those who aren't get offended and defensive. If, when someone makes fun of something you've said, instead of explaining exactly why they're wrong you get angry and lash out at them, maybe you should ask yourself if your position is valid ;)


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,599 Mod ✭✭✭✭Dades


    JimiTime wrote: »
    If I went into the Christianity forum, and started a thread saying 'the most annoying arguements from atheists'.
    That would be epic.

    Look, this thread isn't meant be concise or all revealing. We all know it's either anecdotal, or stuff we've read online. Let's not get too huffy about it. If there's a particular argument mentioned here you think is valid - start a new thread!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 25,848 ✭✭✭✭Zombrex


    JimiTime wrote: »
    'OR' I could realise how useless such a backslapper of a thread would be, and not start it in the first place. Just a thought.;) I'm more into the constructive educational element. If I was to start such a thread, it would more likely be, 'Arguments that had had me stumped, or Arguments that were good, what would be your retort'.

    If Theists make no arguments that provoke such a reaction, then you can be safe in the knowledge that they've got nothing. No point in asking your friends over for a boasting party.

    Well in fairness we have tried such discussions on numerous occasions and they alway end with the regular Christians posters getting huffy and accusations flying around about the motivations of the atheists and how just troll and how we like to disrupt discussion etc etc.

    It is hardly surprising that we discuss things "over here with our friends" when theists on Boards.ie seem so utterly uninterested in having proper discussion about the quality of the arguments for theistic belief (or atheist belief for that matter).

    Look at the disaster that was the Christian apologetics thread, and that wasn't even started by an atheist.


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,599 Mod ✭✭✭✭Dades


    Did you just use the word "huffy" at the same time as me? Spooky. :pac:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 25,848 ✭✭✭✭Zombrex


    Dades wrote: »
    Did you just use the word "huffy" at the same time as me? Spooky. :pac:

    yeah I noticed that ... hold me/only if you hold me


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