Breffny Morgan Appreciation Thread

rebel girl 15

This is a thread dedicated to Breffny aka the Breffmeister, The Harvard graduate who has given and continues to give us plenty of laughs and things to talk about on a Monday night. He is also the most successful Project Manager - lead 2, won 2!

Some of the quotes by Bref so far in the series!

Episode 1:
"My questions might be vague but they are never out of place"


Episode 2:
"It's like a colouring task"
"I'm very heartbroken by this"


Episode 3:
"Beware of stupid people, they will destroy you."
"I will fall on my sword completely."
"My background is in rowing."


Episode 4:
"Almost everything I do is a challenge."


Episode 5:
"It was in my brain waiting to come out."
"I was basically standing there like a model."
"It's not beefier, it's Meteor".


Episode 6
"The most important thing is to have a very clear product."
"It's getting a little bit hay wire."
"This product could of been great if it was a cracker."
"There are serious preconceptions about me on this team. People on this team and in the process assume that I don't know what I'm talking about."
"When I was PM the ship ran smoothly."
"People think I shouldn't be any more than a tea boy."
"You need to trust my intuition. When I trust my intuition I win."


Episode 7
"Last week he called me the cat with nine lives, this week I feel like the cat that has got the cream."
"If we lose because of it, it will be death by chocolate."
"It's nice to know 'Blasta' doesn't have any fadas or anything"
"Trinity, less association to playing cricket in the middle of Dublin"
"I have listened to you for half an hour and I haven't been persuaded."
"My God I am going to feel the heat tomorrow. Give me the seed money and I'll buy a rope."
"This task has gone haywire. The level of aggression and pent up angst would make the battle of Normandy look like a game of paintball."
"The way Aoiffe & Ruth were acting, if you manage those two you have the skills to broker world peace. "

Our man in Havana

Stickied.

Bonkers_xOx

We could maybe have some photos of his priceless facial expressions!

Oliver1985

Bond-007 wrote: »

Stickied.

Thanks Bond!! Finally I have a thread to publish my feelings about Bref :D

rebel girl 15

Bonkers_xOx wrote: »

We could maybe have some photos of his priceless facial expressions!

I'll do in the next day or two - lot of college work at the moment!

But enjoy this video of our Bref!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNe5HqBJeVo

Cicero

you forgot the most important quote:

'I have a Harvard Degree' (practically every episode):D

Also Starring LeVar Burton

Go Breffmeister!!!

murpho999

Still think his funniest moment was when he looked at his facial mask and said 'You're Hired', that still cracks me up.

Also, he was funny in one of the early episodes impersonating the Samsung presentation.

I found him a complete tool in the first few episodes but he has won me over in the last couple of weeks and I find him hilarious!

Innervision

When he fell up the stairs...priceless

smallerthanyou

Breff was in one of late bars in town last night and had queues of girls lining up to chat to him. My estimation of him has sky-rocketed since!

Lets just hope though that Bill doesn't come up with a dancing task though or else our Breff is screwed.

Zonda999

smallerthanyou wrote: »

Lets just hope though that Bill doesn't come up with a dancing task though or else our Breff is screwed.

LOL!:D

Ya a friend of mine was out in Dublin on Monday night and ran into him, said he was sound out and, of course was getting plenty of attention!:)

He's got his own wikipedia page even!

Our man in Havana

Deleted already.

No independent references to assert notability

Oliver1985

Zonda999 wrote: »

LOL!:D

Ya a friend of mine was out in Dublin on Monday night and ran into him, said he was sound out and, of course was getting plenty of attention!:)

He's got his own wikipedia page even!

Id say he could have any woman now!!!

Dothehustle

Breffny Morgan>chuck norris
the guy is a legand

callaway92

Breffny ftw

RxQueen

ha he is class, be gas if he won

actually did ya see in the last episode, when he was on the phone to aoiffe and he wouldnt take any BS off her, and the Purcell guy was in the background going woop.. seems to me breff is popular with him!

tinkerbell

Ah Breff - he's brilliant!!! He's defo my fav on The Apprentice, I would love for him to win, he could teach Bill Cullen a thing or two! He's hilarious as well, that battle of Normandy quote was so class! ha ha, and I loved how he put those two stupid bitches Aoiffe and Ruth in their places, he takes no crap!

lol he had the right idea about Trinity too and cricket, ha ha I think it's gas how he's always going on about this background in rowing that he has, oh he's just great tv!!

Flimbos

Ah Breffny, what a guy. After last week's task in the boardroom, when he raised his fists to Brendan and said "I need to calm myself down now"!!

Oliver1985

Flimbos wrote: »

Ah Breffny, what a guy. After last week's task in the boardroom, when he raised his fists to Brendan and said "I need to calm myself down now"!!

Yeah he really brefed out that week!!

GO'S

lads if he was seen in a nightclub in town does that mean hes gone?

glanman

the show is finished ages ago, he is always out, particularly on monday nights frequenting coppers and flannerys i hear. they are bound by confidentiality agreements not to say anything!

GO'S

glanman wrote: »

the show is finished ages ago, he is always out, particularly on monday nights frequenting coppers and flannerys i hear. they are bound by confidentiality agreements not to say anything!

last year it got out

Our man in Havana

It did and idiots posted it here. They were all banned. :mad:

Bonkers_xOx

Just saw an ad for next weeks show.
Breffny quote-"I was sweating buckets- like Christy Moore."

Eyespy

And who can forget the strimmer incident?, pure television gold G'wan Bref!

FruttiTutti

emo!! wrote: »

ha he is class, be gas if he won

actually did ya see in the last episode, when he was on the phone to aoiffe and he wouldnt take any BS off her, and the Purcell guy was in the background going woop.. seems to me breff is popular with him!

Yeah Brian was really struggling to remain professional looking in the background, who can blame him though!!

Breff is tv gold If they had any sense he'll be there for another few weeks anyway!

JP Liz

Brefmister to win

unichick

Breffney is hot! Would love to run into him in a pub! Is he not still with Geraldine?

Over 12,000 fans on his page in facebook! More popular than Jedward!

Ann22

My hubbie and me both love him. He's so funny! The expressions on his face, the comments..he's just making the show. Much the way James made the uk one.

msbrightside

breffny has to win!
everyone loves him even that brian guy who is meant to be impartial was punching the air when breffny wouldn't let the girls change the name of the chocolate bar.
in my opinion though anyone who nearly starts a fight in the boardroom,trips up a stairs,compares themselves to a sandwich when they are project leader and then admits that nearly everything is a challenge to them has got to win!
love that guy!

GO'S

if he goes tonight it will be a disaster to the boards community

Diabhal Beag

HE'S ALIVE

DancingQueen:)

He was lucky tonight If he went back in he was gone

efb

He's given up. Ruth sucks.

rebel girl 15

Breffny credits his survival to not making the biggest mess of the mess makers!

RxQueen

ha to laugh when he said it would be handy for drink driving!

and he was "sweating buckets like Christy Moore".... haha best quote of the night!

rebel girl 15

As soon as they post it, I will link the Breffaldine movie advert!

rebel girl 15

rebel girl 15 wrote: »

As soon as they post it, I will link the Breffaldine movie advert!

this was up 7 hours ago, but wasn't released till now

http://www.youtube.com/user/TheApprenticeIreland#p/u/9/gxFjStZzYCs

the movie part is from 5:45 on, I'll cut it down and post it to my own youtube sometime 2moro!

tech77

msbrightside wrote: »

breffny has to win!
everyone loves him even that brian guy who is meant to be impartial was punching the air when breffny wouldn't let the girls change the name of the chocolate bar.
in my opinion though anyone who nearly starts a fight in the boardroom,trips up a stairs,compares themselves to a sandwich when they are project leader and then admits that nearly everything is a challenge to them has got to win!
love that guy!

Yeah (if it's not all an act and i doubt it is tbh), his unaffectedness is endearing.

Mrs Stig

Mrs Stig Loves a bit of Breff.....

GO'S

breffney about the alcho measure

its a handy device that you can use in the car for drink driving

comical

mufc4lfe

The Breff speaks the truth!!

Episode 3:
"Beware of stupid people, they will destroy you." Breffny Morgan :cool:

BREFFMEISTER....WHAT A LEDGE!!!:D

rebel girl 15

For some reason I can't edit my original post,

Episode 8:
"It's the pleasure measure (on product)"


"Looks like the type of packaging you would have on edible underwear, very seductive."


"I was sweating buckets, I was like Christy Moore."


"This was a big mess; I didn't make the biggest mess of the mess makers."

Cicero

SOME SAY..that he can hypnotise rose bushes, and that he names all his shoes, both left and right...all we know is, he's called the Breff:D

rebel girl 15

Our Breff is a Guinness World Record holder!


Earlier this year, Bref along with four other Irishmen were part of the 14 man crew of the 'La Mondiale' which broke the record for rowing across the Atlantic. The crew who set out from Gran Canaria on 15 December, beat the record set by a French team, on board the same boat, in 1992 by more than two days. 60 previous attempts resulted in failure to break the record.

Our man in Havana

http://www.oceanrowevents.com/index.php?page=crew

Scroll down.

Cicero

This is part of his biography on that site:
"His major was Biology, incorporating several projects including caffeine tolerance, muscle memory, and the evolutionary significance of jogging."


I suppose he will need to re-write his biography after the apprentice to something like this:

"His major was from HARVARD, incorporating several projects including "Aoife & Sam" intollerance, brain memory (and lack thereof at presentations) and the evolutionary significance of all the other appentices (no impact on evolution was found)"

Eire-Dearg

Just saw this.

Breffny for president.

Dave!

All good things must come to an end.

Row on brother, row on...

Diabhal Beag

Somebody needs to show him this thread. He was truly beloved by all in the Reality TV forum and most others..........................................(but not Aoife)

rebel girl 15

Bye Bref! Feel so sorry for him because he got sold by Geraldine